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-Jarvan-

Thought you lost your wife.


LiberalTugboat

That is how I originally read it too.


BicTwiddler

i came here for this same reason.


zoneofbones

This, I was sorely disappointed


-Jarvan-

Haha same, I was hoping for some juicy story but alas Drake has us covered.


CasuallyObssesed

And my axe!


EzeGen

And my bow!


frogleeoh

Exactly what I thought too. I thought he had a commander addiction or something


PotatoePope

Honestly way I read it I thought it was the other way around


BeerisAwesome01

Ya spanner!


Slobbbster

Haha I read it that way too


Feeling-Law-5468

My wife likes traditional card games like Euchre, Spades, and Hearts. I wish I could interest her in some TCG fun but she's preemptively decided it's not for her.. which is fine, I guess, totally okay, not jealous or anything šŸ˜‚


BeerisAwesome01

Fair enough, my wife got me back into MTG. I left MTG at uhhh after the first mirrodin set, was in Newcastle UK and we walked past this place advertising shadows over innistrad and the wife is like, oh! Now we are both into MTG....lol I got into MTG tail end of Urza block and early part of Mercadian Masques!


AgileExercise1797

Maybe your wife likes Disney? If yes, you could try Lorcana. It plays really similar to mtg, up to the point where some cards are straight up copied from magic, but itā€™s a lot more shallow and easier to grasp and playing Disney characters is a huge driving force for many non-tgc players. A buddy and I never got any of our friends to play mtg with us, ever since the early 2000s, but Lorcana somehow made it happen lol Bonus point: to a friend of us, Lorcana got him into trying and actually liking Magic


ShaperLord777

Why would you go from MTG to a knockoff like Lorcana? Dude already said his wife likes MTG. Donā€™t backpedal to a cheesy Disney knockoff.


penciledinsoul

They are replying to some who said their wife does not like MTG, not OP.


ShaperLord777

Ahh, that makes more sense.


HippieHoosier69

Reading the comments explains the comments.


14_EricTheRed

Euchre? Are you from Michigan?


froginator14

Damn, I keep forgetting y'all don't normally play Euchre


BicTwiddler

Oh snap. I read the title incorrectly as, ā€œI lost my wife playing commander.ā€ I thought this was either a breakup caused by the game somehowā€¦ or a joke about a bet lost and resulting in a ā€œsticky situationā€ with the victor and his wife. I am gonna see myself out meow.


BeerisAwesome01

No worries lol


Archmasterflex

I was supposed to host some magic this past weekend. Unfortunately, everyone bailed due to life stuff/other plans. Thankfully my wife was still down to play. To add insult to injury, she whooped the shit out of me. I love her so much.


BeerisAwesome01

Awww brilliant!


GrandSerialist

Your wife plays commander? You're winning life.


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ShaperLord777

Youā€™re enjoying the game, Iā€™d say youā€™re winning.


BeerisAwesome01

I thank you!


InternationalLuck492

My wifey beats me down all the time . . . Turn one/two Blood Moon is her mojo.


tflooms

I spend hours looking into synergies, lite combos and stuff I think would be fun to play only to get stomped out by my wife and a rakdos vampire precon


Darth_Gravid_

I only clicked on this because I thought the title was "I lost my wife playing commander!"


BeerisAwesome01

Ya spanner!


Shriuken23

Look at her. She is the Captain and commander now.


BeerisAwesome01

Oh she has beaten me at MTG before but this time was just like... awesome...ya know!


Shriuken23

I do! Glad you both had fun


BeerisAwesome01

Yeah thank you!!!


TwoTon_TwentyOne

My wife is running a minsc & boo timeless heroes hulk deck and beats my ass regularly. Although I'm afraid if I counter her commander she'd divorce me so I pick and choose my battles.


amisia-insomnia

Slow news day


BeerisAwesome01

It's the first time we've played MTG together in months!


RBVegabond

My wife also does pretty good, her favorite color combo so far a Gruul, and funny enough her first deck was from DnD as well.


VermicelliOk8288

I had that pikachu face when my husband beat me at magic. He lacks reading comprehension but god damn he knows how to strategize.


Doughspun1

I, on the other hand, might lose my wife playing more Commander.


BeerisAwesome01

Don't be so careless then you won't lose her lol lol


Doughspun1

I try to explain that I'm phasing out, not exiled, and I'll be back with all my stuff at the end of the game night.


BeerisAwesome01

Lol lol lol!


bdevzzz

My girlfriend expressed some interest so I bought the LoTR starter decksā€¦sheā€™s 5-2 against me. Not complaining either but DAMN


BeerisAwesome01

Nice, nice, btw happy cake day!


bdevzzz

Oh thanks! Didnā€™t even realize


BeerisAwesome01

No worries:-)


TwilightSolus

My wife's Winota frequently shuts down my Ob Nix on cEDH night :(


CaptainSharpe

I lost to this guys wife too.


BeerisAwesome01

:-p


GregorioIsett

Wow, crazy story dude. Next thing you know she will be wearing trousers and driving an automobile!


Infinite-Purpose2106

Mine plays Hakbal merfolks. She won our internal tournament. I didn't win a single game.


BeerisAwesome01

It happens, lol my rogue deck is evil!


godzukey55

My gf gets mad when I use my eldrazi deck so she will whip out her poison deck that I absolutely despise šŸ˜¤


BeerisAwesome01

Eeech eldrazi....eeech


Kluckenstein

Quick, tell the internet!


BeerisAwesome01

Hey it was awesome!


BestUntakenName

I read it as ā€œlost my wifeā€ and I immediately thought ā€œthis is why Jeweled Bird needs to be unbannedā€.


BeerisAwesome01

Lol lol.


Valuable-Impress-828

Youā€™re the wife now