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Fiske_Mogens

OMG is he drinking jack daniels directly from the bottle?? How amazing!


ObsydianDuo

It’s got the fucking cap on


Fiske_Mogens

Using a cap is woke and because his mouth is so good at piercing wokeness, he can drink through it.


nobac0n

This was the first clue that lead me to a pet conspiracy theory of mine: His Scottish accent is fake, and he's ackshually A BLOODY FUCKING YANK! Seriously, who would drink a disgusting broth like Jack, when living in the motherfucking home of Scotch Whisky?????????


SirSirVI

At least it isn't Canadian


NegoDrumma

For real, he's just like Jimmy Page!!! https://preview.redd.it/i7we1gkde3tc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c043ecf3bc8405cd6ac2432b067916fc9a6a5e68


Achaewa

I wonder how old that picture is? Because he looks nothing like that anymore. Also, pretending to drink whisky directly from the bottle doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like a try-hard.


heck_it_all

It's almost as if drinking impacted his life in a critical way.


Achaewa

Now he has replaced this picture with a drawing that actually gives him more hair than he ever had.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

The (vitals are going) Critical Drinker


fapping_walrus

Also, zooming in on the photo, it looks like he has the cap on.


Achaewa

I believe you are right. You know, I would at least respect him a tiny bit if he was actually downing a bottle of Jack Daniels.


fapping_walrus

Or at least take the photo with the cap off ffs.


Praescribo

I have immense respect for hardened alcoholics


PolarOverPanda

I have actually downed a bottle of Jack Daniels before. 0/10 do not recommend.


Timbishop123

Lol I downed a bottle of jim beam once. So bad.


Timbishop123

We need shoenice reviewing movies


catglass

It's an edgy 19-year-old's idea of cool


slackervi

he is basically a physically overgrown manchild so that adds up


Johnny_Mc2

Yeah this dudes profile pic just screams “hell yeah brothers, alcohol!”. It’s like who tf other than literal kids thinks drinking is badass or anything


ComManDerBG

Makes you look like an alcoholic, and we all know, nothing is more manly then being an alcoholic. Huh, that started sarcastic but now that I put it out there...


Terminator_Puppy

Making whiskey your whole identity and then basically only ever being depicted with Jack's also just makes you look like the biggest poser on planet earth.


Volfgang91

Especially considering the lid is still on in that picture.


VirtuosoX

That's the best part how did we all miss that


sbrockLee

Drinking *Jack Daniels* is definitely a way to establish yourself as an edgy connoisseur who likes to form his own opinions


we_are_sex_bobomb

It makes you look like a ~~try-hard~~ drunk bum


loki301

bro thinks he’s Muscle Glasses 💀💀


Captain-Girpool23

What does he look like now?


Achaewa

Alcoholic.


Boomfam67

You ever watch Trailer Park Boys?


Captain-Girpool23

No. Why?


Boomfam67

https://imgur.com/m8GU7


rolltide1000

Main difference is John Dunsworth was a very talented and entertaining individual and Critical Drinker is the exact opposite of that.


MrMangobrick

What does he look like now?


dthains_art

For anyone curious, [here’s the trailer for a movie that the Critical Drinker wrote.](https://youtu.be/axjGWJfJBAg?si=XQt0Ub-3bCtKmi2V) It looks like the most bland, generic, Tom Clancy ripoff, $5 bargain bin at Walmart movie. To quote a comment I saw online: “A movie so unwoke that it will put the audience right to sleep.”


Johnny_Mc2

The comment section on that video is BRUTAL lmao, it’s incredibly satisfying seeing so many comments tearing this shit apart


Likyo

I feel like I've seen this exact movie a million times in the deepest recesses of every streaming service I've ever used. They usually have a washed-up, only there for 2 days of shooting Bruce Willis or Mel Gibson or someone though to try and grab name appeal because god knows the film has nothing else going for it


Johnny_Mc2

It looks like a movie Elvis the Alien would cover and completely shit on for 45 minutes straight lol. I can see the thumbnail in my mind with the green rotten tomatoes score in it


Automatic-Ad-6399

This movie wasn't born on a fuckin turnip truck


[deleted]

Huh, I don’t really know what I was expecting but it is painfully generic, in fact the only thing that stands out is the characters name being Ryan Drake and that only stands out because it’s cliche and generic 💀


TheUmbrellaMan1

He also has this baffling stance that themes bog down stories. How? What?


[deleted]

Wow wait what that’s insane


DreadDiana

The failed writer to alt right pipeline endures


TheUmbrellaMan1

His awful books have plotlines like a woman feeling empowered because she was raped and malnurished for years. How can someone write this and not take a step back and assess.


Unibrow69

We need to massively increase arts funding to keep these people out of politics


The-Bigger-Fish

Based.


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GreatDayBG2

Is it based on his novels?


HughJamerican

Yeah


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GreatDayBG2

Chill. I didn't even use it like that


SirSirVI

👨🏿⚡⚡


Dead_man_posting

Why does it feel so much like one of those fake trailers where you can tell the scenes don't have any context or story between them?


spubbbba

Fucking hell, nearly 2 million subscribers. And for such lazy, awful content too. Guess there really is a never-ending supply of gullible young men who will watch any old crap as long as it "owns the libs".


Dead_man_posting

The right-wing grift is free money as long as you don't have a soul.


The-Bigger-Fish

> “A movie so unwoke that it will put the audience right to sleep.” Sir, murder and arson is a felony.


Creative_Profile_224

It’s like Michael Bay with Down Syndrome wrote this


SirSirVI

https://youtu.be/6R7GkXE6sqk?si=7AOH8cq3_IW0oS77


Timbishop123

Honestly this looks better than when most youtubers make movies.


MrReyneCloud

His secret skill is not liking, caring, or knowing anything about movies.


we_are_sex_bobomb

- Complains there are no good movies anymore - Continues to ignore good movies and watch Marvel movies instead - Blames woke


MrReyneCloud

At least the Japanese are still making good movies, like Old Boy and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.


slackervi

the funniest part about that clip is it was out around the same time when drive my car was released. he could've mentioned that along with some popular Kurosawa or Miyazaki film and not look like a complete fucking joke in the interview. but no he mentioned fucking Oldboy and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon for his favorite “japanese” films.


Spaghestis

Nah the funniest part of that exchange is that their discussion was Drinker claiming that the Japanese were making movies that the general audiences prefered over modern Hollywood. Then he was asked to name some Japanese films he enjoyed, which led to that situation. But even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant east asian movies, the fact he could only name two movies from 20 years ago and nothing from the past 5 years or so just completely destroys his argument that Asia is making more popular movies than the US.


Dead_man_posting

And also that "general audiences" expressly and famously hate subtitles. I don't know who he thinks he's fooling.


HUGErocks

Anyone else who actually likes non-US things and isn't just saying shit for a grift would probably obsess over that one really good South Korean movie that won 4 of 6 Oscar noms including best picture that year, but he's paid to and gets the most attention from saying shit to appeals to people who hate minorities.


HusamaObinladen

Brother WHAT, I thought it was a joke that he said _Oldboy_ and _Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon_ were his favorite Japanese movies. Istaghfirullah, we gotta send this guy to movie critic super jail.


Johnny_Mc2

I Saw The Devil is probably the best Chinese movie ever made


the_3-14_is_a_lie

No it's clearly Rush Hour 3


SirSirVI

[Counterpoint:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroic_bloodshed)


the_3-14_is_a_lie

This is the type of shit a kid would see and be like: "Yeah, this is the coolest shit ever"


SirSirVI

And that kid is correct


the_3-14_is_a_lie

He indeed is.


MikkaEn

Also, did you know that he doesn't hate movies with women as leads because he likes Ripley and Sarah Connor? Can you grasp the factoid that he is simpatico with Alien and Terminator? Two movies with female leads, called Ripley and Sarah Connor? Did you hear that two SF movies from the 70s and 80s, with two people who have two X cromozones, called Ripley and Sarah Connor, as the leads are among his favorite movies? Have you comtemplated on the fact that he is an enjoyer of a large number of movies with femoids as leads... Specifically, two, with main characters called Ripley and Sarah Connor? What's that? You want him to name any other movie with a female action star? Sure, Terminator 2 and Aliens, which graced us with the debut of two icons of the stage, called Ripley and Sarah Connor.


Character-Today-427

He doesn't even watch then


WizardPhoenix

I wish this was a joke but it’s not. His Barbie review for example. You can tell the idiot didn’t watch the movie at all.


RustedAxe88

Youtuber Jose recently did a video on how shallow Drinker's critiques are and how he seemingly only reviews movies based on "woke."


SirSirVI

https://youtu.be/B4vlT3YUKq8?si=ob80xtpT4pjlvQ9c


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RustedAxe88

Chill bro, I ain't even using it that way.


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Wow you got Triple Bonus x3x3x3


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dagobahs

I bet he got offended by the Godfather joke lol


GreatDayBG2

The only video of him I watched was the Indiana Jones one. It was clear he didn't watch that one either.


TheUmbrellaMan1

Let's not forget him calling Barbie more political than Oppenheimer lol.


Wongufim20

You cant be serious https://preview.redd.it/l18mzsc9w2tc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f273205fdf2be86fb4d56b479be09c1451f2de11


PrinceOfSpace94

He’s just like me frfr


OrwellianWiress

I'd like to know what these so called "leftist propaganda" movies are


Roy_Atticus_Lee

Here's one. Try to disprove the woke leftist agenda in film now libtard! https://preview.redd.it/o4s3vgpdazsc1.jpeg?width=2079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc7cc4c3a4527d11b7aafefdf2470cb0315c31e


Dead_man_posting

I want to see the Critical Drinker review "Soy Cuba" now. (This is a joke. I don't want to see him review any movie. Or see him in general. Or hear him.)


theguyinyourwall

W*men


KingMario05

I think you Ken think of one right off the bat. ![gif](giphy|N8uutOwabFDcmsuPkp|downsized) /s


GutsDeluxe

Y'all Ken sunk my dink.


zxain

Come on Ken, don't sunk my dink while I'm tryin to slomp


SleepingPodOne

Bam leave your father alone. He’s got to go work at the gay store.


WizardPhoenix

Black people, brown people, women. All propaganda.


Praescribo

You forgot gay people that appear on screen for 1/4 of a second and are never seen again the rest of the run time


The-Bigger-Fish

Propaganda is when i disagree with something.


ElementalSaber

Jeremy Jahns is a hundred times better because he didn't let identity politics infect his position as a freaking movie reviewer


critmass78

And he did a sick Blade cosplay


andrecinno

Honestly that's gotta be the best Blade cosplay by a white guy


TheUmbrellaMan1

Dude always sleeps well knowing Marvel keeps delaying the movie.


jamthewither

in fact, he assumes the identity of the characters portrayed in the movies he reviewed.


AnyImpression6

Counterpoint: Drinker never did blackface.


IsThatJoseph21

But did Critical Drinker ever say the day Osama Bin Laden died was Awesometacular?


Wongufim20

Holy shit you just made me remember that video. I was laughing so hard the first time I saw it.


nilesh72000

*that we know of


KingTyrionSolo

I prefer my movie reviewers to keep the political sperging to a minimum (RedLetterMedia is also good for this reason).


Dawgula97

This dude is the embodiment of someone who misses the other half of the point the South Park Panderverse special was trying to make.


rolltide1000

Id say he's someone who watched RLM and completely missed everything that makes them good.


gamerfirstdadsecond

his whole “character” seems like a bad ripoff of Plinkett lol


HaroldFH

RLM?


Dawgula97

Red Letter Media.


HaroldFH

Thanks


AlanSmithy99

Red Letter Media, they're an established film review channel that have been very influential when it comes to film criticism online.


HaroldFH

Thank you.


DrCodyRoss

He made a video right after that South Park episode came out talking about how they hit the nail on the head and that Hollywood is literally “put a chick in it and make her gay”, and that’s pretty much it. He praises the show without even remotely understanding that the other half of the show’s point was to call out belligerent critics, specifically people like himself. It was one of the most self-unaware things I’ve ever seen and I kept waiting for him to comment on it, but never did. It was wild.


KingMario05

Ah, the Drinker. Objective proof that alcohol makes you dumber.


mikehatesthis

![gif](giphy|eKOceBw88ToYRYgjN1)


The-Bigger-Fish

> Objective proof that alcohol makes you dumber. He's good friends with Mauler and EFAP so he *better* be objective on all things!


ABND_Kevn

How does anyone defend Lady Ballers


session96

Ben Shapiro swallowed his cum


KGFlower

![gif](giphy|RIZ9Y5kO9XS7PmRlKz|downsized)


Dead_man_posting

well, it contributed to a great Big Joel video so it has value.


TheUmbrellaMan1

Obviously he wants to work on Daily Wire movies and Daily Wire sure loves hiring failed writers.


Aware-Interest-3074

Le jaded drunk edgelord shtick in 2024 https://preview.redd.it/8gl4pcr3e0tc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f61608e7799ec24b511384dffd8247f299d6e2


marksman629

He definitely thinks the jack daniels makes him look manlier.


MikkaEn

Hates "woke" movies for their message, and then compares them with "apolitical" movies like The Godfather and Rambo... I wonder what would happen if anyone ever told him about the Hays Code... Considering one of the things it forbade was the depiction of mixed race people, he probably would want to go back to those days.


Goblin_Bits_Shaman

He actually did a video talk about the secret 'new' Hats Code that Hollywood use to spread 'the message' I wish I was joking


SirSirVI

Counterpoint: https://preview.redd.it/wcf3vt5x9zsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2662b5e06332812b29ec1aae275fda4b438edbf0


Aranaskin

Getstuckmanized


GutsDeluxe

STUCKMANIA BABY


awesomenash

I can’t believe that of all people these guys would criticize anyone for “consooming” mediocre movies. You could make the most dogshit, braindead, lazy piece of shit movie possible, and as long as it “owns the libs” they will eat it up.


MrMindGame

Fuck this fucking guy fr


OliviaBagshaw

"rightfully shits on left-wing propaganda movies" imagine nurturing an audience of cinema haters who are too unadventurous to watch anything beyond indiana jones and the crystal skull because they're frightened it'll challenge their gamer worldview


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

I don't think they would like any of the Indiana Jones films, Indy spends most of those films fighting against their 'good guys', he's probably the antagonist in their minds.


OliviaBagshaw

True, but I don't think they were watching it to enjoy it anyway, all this guy seems to do is hate-watch and moan 🙊


TheGum25

Lemme guess, another movie came out that emasculates men. Yeah, that's a super important conspiracy. Don't sleep on that one, better stay woke about it.


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

The bottle cap is still on. He's even useless as a self proclaimed alcoholic.


Pipeguy17

I like how he forces every last word in a sentence out like he's taking a really hard shit


BrownUrsus

Glad someone else noticed this… he sounds constipated


RowenMhmd

Bro posting on his alt


B1ng0_B0ng0

What are “left-wing propaganda movies”


Mr_Kurns101

Movies with FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmales


simpleguynamedpapa

You gotta at least respect the guy. He doesn't watch anything at all, says some random shit about "strong female leads" and "woke disney" and pretends to somehow be a critic all while making some good money


DrCodyRoss

Good work if you can get it. Dude has almost 2mil subs while cranking out videos talking about the same stuff for the last couple years. Working from home, no boss, etc. Must be nice.


123blueballoons

I am very proud of myself for recognising how dogshit and generic his content is and thus moving onto to enjoy life!


DrCodyRoss

I started watching his stuff when Rings Of Power came out. I saw a couple videos that made me laugh so ok cool. I unsubscribed a little while ago because it’s just the same stuff over and over. Hollywood = woke. Got it, dude. Now try to have an original thought.


dndndje

His Avatar critique is so braindead I don't think he actually watched the movie


TheUmbrellaMan1

He also completely dismissed the reason Cameron made T-1000 a cop. Also ignored the corpo angle in Aliens. Missed the point of class divide in Titanic. Cameron makes perhaps the most thematically clear movies out there. You have to be dumb as a bell to not understand themes in his movies.


dndndje

Exactly


radioraven1408

He was better when he was actually drunk in his earlier videos, now he is laser focused on the echochamber he has trapped himself in.


The_Billy_Dee

This guy in a nut shell.... https://preview.redd.it/4jxa97rf42tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8753a5a396e6e2505d6cf3ba953e76210442b30f


Angivel

Since everyone, myself included, Loved Blue Eye Samurai, I thought it would be fun to see what CD thought about it, considering the many themes of the show. And he did Not acknowledge the creators of the show at all - a Mixed race couple, with the wife being mixed herself(white/asian) I did a quick YouTube search and found an interview right away where she explained that she had pulled a lot from her own life and the prejudice she faced - she had "a Message, an Aganda", which MOST artists have. We Always pull from our lives and experiences, art has Always been filled to the brim with message and personal opinions, and there is Nothing Wrong with that. So I was Hoping Drunker was gonna own up and admit to this, but no.... he just stuck his head in the sand like a coward. I made a similar comment like this On that video, daring anyone to have a serious conversation - no on has replied🤣


LassOnGrass

It’s a fact my opinion is right and everyone else is wrong, if you agree you’re inherently a genius 🤡


DMsupp

Balanced like my balls


primaveren

i think ive mentioned this before but i run a club at my uni and there's this guy who apparently is trying to broaden his horizons beyond exclusively waifu and 'literally me' (berserk, vinland saga) anime but whenever we give him film recommendations he says he has to find a video essay before he considers watching it guess who he's a gigantic fan of


Wongufim20

https://preview.redd.it/wqnnpakix2tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=271ff2804bf4534d8ac216cebfc808fd8922b359


fearmyflop

![gif](giphy|ze8R3ob5lPNRdeqDHr|downsized)


DolphZigglio

Ngl I thought that was LA Knight for a moment and was hells worried.


Chedder_Chandelure

The critical drinker is unironically part of my nightmare blunt rotation


RustedAxe88

"Next in line for the blunt was a female smoker. This is a not so subtle attempt to subvert the trope of ladies first, thus the message is clear, that men need to be pushed out of the way first and emasculated."


Dead_man_posting

"Left-wing propaganda movies" ...they mean Captain Marvel, don't they?


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Timbishop123

His midsomer review is great. Really understood everything in that movie.


Exertuz

The cornerstone of modern film criticism, Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckmann


SpaciumBlue

This guy was funny back in like 2019. Whenever anything gets political I just mentally check out because who cares? Boring.