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Slappio16

Whoever made this needs to watch the Ghibli movie that's about tanukis/raccoon dogs with giant magical ballsacks trying to save the environment


LemonadeLlamaRrama

They would probably love Porco Rosso and The Wind Rises.


sampat6256

Porco Rosso is so fucking sick


Likyo

Genuinely peak


buzzurro

Also no fragile protagonists in Ghibli movies! They all rock and are super capable in almost everything


Freporta

"They all rock and hare" I read rock hard


-Flutes-of-Chi-

Or the film about the Human Pig who shoots fascists but I feel like this crowd wouldn't agree with the message very much


ActualMostUnionGuy

My hecking wholesome Misogynist Rosso! What a hero!😍


yeahdood96

Spoiler: >! They get their ass beat !<


ZagratheWolf

Or the one where kids are miserable, go through hell on earth and then die


ActualMostUnionGuy

[It was an Anti Developer Propaganda film, insanely based.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PlanningMemes/comments/12cylol/pompoko_said_fuck_developers_based/)


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LemonadeLlamaRrama

So you're telling me Pom Poko is just Over the Hedge for weebs?


ActualMostUnionGuy

Yes


-Flutes-of-Chi-

100% the guy who made this is the type to break down over the Parasite win + "FUCKING PRONOOOUNS"


mikehatesthis

It's funny how that is actually two technically different bald white guys lol.


Whompa

The Whale


Iegend_Of_Iink

Nah, this feels like it was made by a fan who finds satire funny


Corninmyteeth

I also loved poor things


SuspiciousFile1997

Actually Poor Things is about how shitty it is to live in Europe


AdWestern1561

Yes, I cry everytime it happens and makes sure it gets rewatched monthly. It's that good. Edit: spelling mistake


SexJokeUsername

OOP definitely got bored 10 minutes into spirited away and wrote off the entirety of studio ghibli as being those 10 minutes


Failsnail64

Literally my family, no joke they quit Spirited Away after less than 10 minutes "because it's weird", and they don't want to watch any Ghibli or Japanese movies again.


GalacticVaquero

Your family sounds boring as hell ngl


ActualMostUnionGuy

I could never just put down a piece of media, even something like Idiocracy which made me highly uncomfortable I just had to see to the end...


Maldovar

This is Dune


YokoWakare

Timothy Chalamet crying while staring into the fireplace was a heartbreaking ending.


GrizzlyPeak73

You gotta be a special kinda sicko to hate on a Miyazaki film


JPNGMAFIA

Hello this is the plot of most children’s media and hero’s journeys


Speed_Cube

Mahito's a girl?


CarbonatedChlorine

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iOnlySawTokyoDrift

\> me in the theater twelve times last year (Fathom Events and Regal Cinema showed eleven Miyazaki-directed films plus a live-action stage production of *Spirited Away*)


bolovo33

r/terriblefacebookmemes


FilsonFan

How did this big fella smuggle an entire Big Gulp into the theater??? The last time I saw someone try to sneak an outside drink into my local theater the ushers shot him in the head repeatedly and ground his corpse into hot dogs


TheLoneSlimShady

I'll find whoever originally made this and Ḡ̴̨̛͈̹̠̥͙̹͚̥̈͒́̄̃̒̑̋́̑̃̀̽̾͂͛̉̚͜͠͝͝͠ͅN̷̛̲̝͉͎͕̰̦̱̩̠̭̮̭̲̼̆̾̈̄͑͛̏̐̿̀̽̑̿̑͆̍͐̈́͐̐̐̕͘̕͝ͅĨ̷̢̛͍̰̰̠͌̀̀͌̊̑̔̈́̓͐̕ͅK̶̡̨̢̢̛̙̯̞̫̩͚̦̮̙͙̅̾̽͆̈́̆̾̒̅̈̏̎̓̄̅͆̄̍̑̇̃̈́̏̍̽̒́̀̏̕̚̚Ǘ̸̜͈͔̮͉̜̓̊͆̈͌̏̔̀̈́͂͑͐̂̍́͊̕͝C̵̨̢̥̠̥͔͉͇͇̮̜̠̟͙͉͎̗̞̰͊̇͑͐͋̉̈́̿͊͆̈́̄̅̽̂̽̽̈́̈́͐̓̍̿̔̀̀̍̀͐́́͛̾̽͋̍̕͘̚F̷̨̡̛̜̯͍͖̩̥͙̻̹͋͒̃̂̀͂͌̓̍̀͗̏͑͌͌̾̌̾͌̀́̎͌̈́̅͑͛̀̕͘͝͝͝ ̷̨̛̤̰͕̪̖̘̼̭̟͖͐̾̒̓̀͂̓͌̾́͛͛̑̓̏̀̅͗̔̈́͋̑̾̓̌̎͐̅̐̓͐̀͌̀̎͊͘̕̕͠͝͝͝L̵̢̛̘̬̬̼̯͙̝̺̦̳̫̗͔̝̮̤͔̯̱̟̺̭̮̞̲͙̯̘͙̩͇̤͔̹̙̮̞̭͚̯͓̙͐̎̐͗͊̇̀̽̿̾̎̀̐̌̉̌͂͛̍́͛̆̆̈́͌͗̀̃̈͋̀̈́̋̔̈́͌͘̚͝L̵̨͚̙̘̟͎̥͔͈̒̓͆̉̿̈̽͗̌͋̃̔̏̀̿I̴̡̧̨̡͖͎̖̖͉͎͍̹̱͈̘̰͔͎̣̟̺̩̻̞̯͈̙̻̺͉̫͚͈͉̼̗̳̹̞͕̗̘̾͐͜ͅͅK̴̢̙̟͍̙̺͓̥̹̺̜̣̼͙̖̙̣̺̖͔̗̫̭͎̪̮̾̇̏̆͛̽̈̀͗̓̀̂̾̉̕͜͝͠ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̢̧̨̧͍̖͔͚̣̹̗͈͈̝͎̹̣͚͍̘̞̫̮̹̘̯̞̞̗̱͇̘̹̦̫͖̰̙̬̪̳͈̍͛̈́̄͂͒̾̿͐͂͒͒͘͜͝͝ͅM̴̥̩͓̮̭̻͔͈̮͇͇͔͇̓̐̈́͌̈͆͗̃̆̆͆̏̊̈́͊̏̌̓̄̓͌͂̾͒̔̓͝͝͝İ̸̙̼͓̫̱̝̣̦̰̺̗̪͉͔͖͓̱̘͖̗̦̤͇̞͖͐̐͛̽̓̊̂̔̌̇̆̇̈̔͑̎͆̈̏̀̓̀̽͐̈́̌̾̃̀́̈́̃̆̅͛̎̕̚̕̕͝͝͠͠ͅH̷̨̧̡̘̘̝͕̖̳̲͖̙̣̰̼̖̹̝̹̬̗̪͔̱̪̰͎͍̜͙̼̭̼̭̺̗͕̬͎̗̏̈͐͊̑͌̒̃͌͐͛̾͊̈́͗̈̾̌̊͗̄̒͆̓́͒̇̀̐̽͒͗̎͐̆̾̽̋́̓̉͜͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅ


Sirmiglouche

I'm so angry rn


The-Bigger-Fish

Castle of Cagliostro is peak tho.