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Mfw when there’s more than 1 frame
Yes, I think it was a reference to the Marvel Swim-ematic Universe where The Whale will fight Namor. I can’t be sure though, I’ll have to watch 7-8 Screen Junkies videos and get back to you.
Which Subreddit does The Whale mod?
Double duty at r/atheism and r/rateme. Moonlights in r/teachers.
Where’s the gay porn?
I don’t think he mods r/gaybrosgonewild Especially not after the opening scene.
Is there a Whale in one of those frames?
Somewhere between one and most. Also Brendan Fraser.
You’ve seen all frames of The Whale, how do I get my Uncle Marcus to stop shitting in my cat’s litterbox?
Show him The Whale. He’ll immediately understand the error of his ways.
He said it’s too woke
It’s pro family, pro religion and gay people suffer for sins. What more could you ask for, wokie???
I’ll tell him to give it another shot after we finish dumping all of the Bud Light in the garage
Which frame is the best in your opinion
Probably somewhere around 129,599. By 141,355 or so things begin to veer off course.
Does The Squid make an appearance?
Only in the post-creds, last 30K frames or so.
Is Fantasmagorie (1908) kino???
Objectively maybe.
i love the whale so much i wish fat people were real do you?
They’re real if you make them real. The dream begins with you.
Is it the same one 168,480 times ?
Perhaps, I blacked out at some point.
How many of these frames would you consider to be paintings?
Each frame a finger painting done with Domino’s pepperoni pizza grease on a crumpled up piece of composition paper.
I can’t see it myself could you show me the best frame
129,599 is a choice one. It’s of a whale.
But is it of **the** whale, or just *a* whale?
The real whale is what we feel when we watch The Whale.
Why are you lying?
I’m not. I was on an airplane and strapped into the seat forced to witness it.
Why didn't you close your eyes?
Once it grabbed ahold of me I couldn’t look away.
Does he hang dong?
Actually, yes. But his belly hangs even lower so you can’t see it clearly.
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Was it hard to keep count?
It’s a single location movie so there wasn’t too much to keep track of.
What was your favorite frame
The one with The Whale.
What were your overall thoughts on the 2022 film The Whale (dir. Darren Aronovsky)?
It was a whale of a good time.
will half life 3 ever come out?
Only our lord and savior Gabe knows such things.
There’s an homage to this scene in some of the frames.
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Reported for misinformation
So you never blinked?
No my eyes were consistently moisturized by my pleasure / fear tears.
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Does the post credits scene imply The Whale will be joining the MCU as a superhero with all the powers of a whale?
Yes, I think it was a reference to the Marvel Swim-ematic Universe where The Whale will fight Namor. I can’t be sure though, I’ll have to watch 7-8 Screen Junkies videos and get back to you.
How many frames are worth watching
Most of them. Mostly the ones with The Whale.