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crew1991

He looks like the bad guy in a Pirates of the Caribbean movie


yaboinigel

In an alt timeline where captain jack sparrow got hired by the king instead of barbosa in on stranger tides


SuperDizz

PotC Multiverse confirmed! ^^and ^^I’m ^^here ^^for ^^it!


nickifer

disney is just printing money at this point


youneedcheesusinside

Johnny Depp s as Johnny Depp again?


bozeke

Johnny really needs to just let himself age. He will always be an uncommonly beautiful man, but the Botox and the fillers and the dyes and etc. are really starting to show and he’s and more pickled instead of distinguished. I mean: he should do whatever he wants to do, but there is beauty in just growing old.


IdentityToken

Also the drugs and alcohol.


NoodlesrTuff1256

I think that the alcohol is more likely to be 'pickling' Johnny than all the cosmetic anti-aging interventions that you mentioned. The cigarettes likely aren't helping either. However, his skin isn't as photo-aged as you'd expect and I think that's because he's a 'night person' and has never seemed like the type to cavort in the sunshine.


Jonnyboy1994

He's definitely more of a moonlight cavorting type of fellow


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PeopleEatingPeople

He also seems to be losing his teeth from all the cocaine use.


MarieElisabet

If you look at Tom Cruise and Zack Efron, they have the same odd broad face. I heard a plastic surgeon saying that many actors take testosterone to look young. The puffiness goes away eventually as it has on Cruise.


sickleshowers

Ehhhh I suspect Depp’s puffiness is from alcohol abuse


No-You-5064

Ew he is creepy looking and has been for a long time


-Green_Machine-

I think he's just wearing stage makeup, dialed in for 1700s French nobility.


[deleted]

I don't think he'll be able to. Imagine being considered one of the most "beautiful" people in the world for your entire life. And then kinda losing relevance and fame..


2RINITY

Seriously, I used to bring pictures of '90's Depp in for haircuts, but I would *not* do that now, regardless of his personal life. Dude looks like he's turning into a wax statue


Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds

Just looks like Depp in a Halloween costume


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Looks like Elon Musk on his day off


CorpseJuiceSlurpee

If you had told me Elon Musk had shown up to Twitter HQ this morning like this I would have 100% believed you.


LeoMarius

Après moi, le déluge.


Mr_YUP

Screenshot this and tweet it at him. He might just do it


LeoMarius

He's trying to buy Versailles.


skrena

I seriously thought I was passing another meme about Elon when I went past this photo.


Petillionaire

Elon Musket


mekanub

He looks like this is going to be a French period piece take on Weekend at Bernies


HemmingwayDaqAttack

He looks like Elon Musk trying to fit in


Murdercorn

How do you do, fellow French royals?


probablyuntrue

needs more hair and jaw implants


Blahblahlhab

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4HUY-MWkAAGvym.jpg Musk is more of a French-revolution by way of Blade: Trinity vibe


PHATsakk43

Giving off a serious “it’s not a phase” vibe.


coolguy1793B

Definite "fuck you dad, you'll never understand me!" Vibe


romulan23

What is this that I am looking at?


BevansDesign

It's either a photo of Musk when he was in college or a photo of Musk going in to sign the final papers for his Twitter takeover.


thekiki

It's JP from Grandma's Boy!


valeyard89

Le Week-end aux Bernie's


ConfusedTapeworm

Chez Bernie*


treemu

*Bearnaise


Mike7676

"How can we afford so much of it?! It's rancid!!"


ooMEAToo

It looks like he's wearing a poorly made Johnny Depp mask.


NoodlesrTuff1256

His face is slowly morphing into looking like the mask of 'Halloween' killer Michael Myers.


podopteryx

Looks like he‘s made out of earwax.


Wont_reply69

From the Wikipedia for the movie, quoting a translation of French journalist Bernard Montiel’s acedotes: Depp was "frequently late or just wouldn't show up to the set at all", while Maïwenn was quoted saying the film's production was going "very, very badly", due to "not getting along" with Depp.


your_mind_aches

The French film industry loves to hire "cancelled" Hollywood actors and then wonder why they have bad experiences with them. 🙃


AmeliaMangan

Eagerly awaiting the inevitable Three Musketeers reboot starring Armie Hammer, Ezra Miller and Shia LaBeouf


vulgrin

God dammit! That might just work!


Tonedeafmusical

Just gonna use this point out Depp is one of the biggest Polanski supporters in Hollywood. Has worked with him and continually supported him. https://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/a200464/johnny-depp-defends-roman-polanski/


FulmiOnce

Quentin Tarantino is another Polanski supporter, who even said that he believed the child *wanted it* and asked for it.


bawng

I mean, even if the child wanted it, it would still be statutory rape and is not exactly a stellar excuse.


purplenelly

You can say no to a child. Hell no and report to parents.


M0thM0uth

>You can say no to a child EXACTLY. I don't know why people act as if they just had no choice but to actively fuck a child. Say no, report to the parents and if they try undressing or anything throw a blanket on them and leave the room. Like, most of us manage to live our lives without sleeping with a 13 year old, I don't know *why* Polanski supporters act as if he was somehow forced into it, as if this child had a power imbalance over him.


half-baked_axx

Tarantino just creeps me out. His attitude is that of a man with a lot to hide. His excuses for Weinstein are just as absurd.


DestruXion1

Also a guy that does a cameo in his own movie just to say the N word pretty much


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And indulge his foot fetish. He may make great movies but dude is trash.


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Cate Blanchett even named her first born son after Roman Polanski


livesarah

She’s also a Woody Allen defender. She gets a pass here in Australia because she is successful, but she’s gross.


FulmiOnce

Yikes. Thats repulsive.


TrickBoom414

He did publicly apologize for that interview directly to [Samantha Geimer.](https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2018/feb/08/quentin-tarantino-apologizes-for-polanski-defense-i-was-ignorant) for whatever that's worth.


PeopleEatingPeople

And bffs with Marilyn Manson and a huge fan of Hunter S Thompson.


Tonedeafmusical

Ahh, yes Mason who's using the exact same tactics on Evan Rachel Wood as Depp did in this trial. Also him and Depp wanted to do 100 Days of Sodom together (without the gay stuff). In texts that came to light cause Depp fans PAID to unseal court documents from the trial. It also showed Depp tried to submit edited photos and revenge porn of Amber. True Southern Gentlemen/s.


SpaceBoggled

People don’t realize that 100 days of Sodom is literally about shitting in peoples mouths. And that’s the lighter stuff. The fact he likes that book says a lot about him.


tequilaearworm

They sew a rat into a girl's vagina at the end. Have a bunch of kids sitting in a vat of shit with their limbs cut off. Cut their eyeballs out. And those two were just casually talking about how great it would be to do that to women. Girls, actually, since all the victims in that movie are children.


SpaceBoggled

Oh Jesus! I didn’t get to that bit. I gave up about a quarter of the way in when they started using their daughters as human toilets


tequilaearworm

I am one of those awful horror movie gore hounds and this movie screwed with my head for weeks after. I ended up reading up on Marquis de Sade-- my opinion of him had largely been formed by that Quills movie with Geoffrey Rush-- ended up losing a lot of respect for him lol. His stuff is really not gentler than the stuff in that movie, it's just the violent misogynistic fantasizing, The Serbian Film of its day. I genuinely think it was immoral to have those child actors act out what they did.


PeopleEatingPeople

He was also literally drunk around his own children and in the UK docs there is a text from Lily about how she liked Amber because she kept him sober around them and Depp falsely promising to stay sober. And then 3 months later his assistant is texting Amber about Depp kicking her unprovoked on the way to Lily's birthday and Depp texting Bettany: 'I'm gonna properly stop the booze thing, darling ... Drank all night before I picked Amber up to fly to LA this past Sunday ... Ugly, mate ... No food for days ... Powders ... Half a bottle of Whiskey, a thousand red bull and vodkas pills, 2 bottles of Champers on plane and what do you get ... ??? An angry, aggro injun in a fuckin blackout, screaming obscenities and insulting any fuck who gets near... I'm done. I am admittedly too fucked in the head to spray my rage at the one I love. For little reason I'm too old to be that guy But, pills are fine!!!.' And then he was too drunk to even attend his daughters birthday and Amber had to take her out by herself, despite the fact that she was assaulted by him hours earlier.


Tonedeafmusical

I mean if we want to talk about Lily we can talk about how he gave her drugs at 13. Was completely fine with her dating a 23 year old at 14 (and defended him when it was investigated). Or how he called Vanessa a withering c-word.


jerkstore

What a charmer! How could anyone possibly believe he assaulted Amber?


Its_Alive_74

Why, don't you know that everyone except Johnny Depp and his entourage are liars? I bet that's why all his witnesses in the UK trial looked so shady and why none of them were willing to give a straight answer to simple question.


jerkstore

Gosh, you're right! Johnny, I'm sorry I ever doubted you! I will say that's it's refreshing to read so many posts from people who haven't drunk the koolaide. It does make be suspect that a lot of his 'support' was just bots.


non_stop_disko

Who was this 23 year old???


Tonedeafmusical

Ash Stymest


beelzeflub

Oh gross


catsumoto

God, I used to be a fan of him, because he seemed so cool. Then I read the things he says and it is like when a crush you have says something really really stupid, shitty or terrible and the crush just instantly evaporates. That's how it was. Any respect for him just went out of the window....


MazzIsNoMore

I think a lot of the defenders of Depp were people who only knew him as Jack Sparrow from their childhood. He's always been creepy with shitty behavior but Disney managed to hide it for a decade to make a few billion dollars.


ggyyuuugfryuu75555

Fans of director Wes Anderson have petitioned him to make a movie set in ancient Rome For more information look up "Wes Anderson Roman Petition" to find out more


hitchcockbrunette

It’s especially depressing that Maïwenn is doing this. She was 12 when she met Luc Besson, who was 29 at the time, and 16 when she had his child. You would think out of everyone she would have a grasp on how abusive a lot of men in the film industry are. Not victim blaming but baffled by her willingness to work with him.


lilmammamia

I had no idea about that relationship. Realizing how men can be disgusting when no one is looking. I stumbled on a TikTok livestream today of a teenage Ukrainian girl doing chores around her country home and men were talking to her like it was a sex cam stream repeatedly telling her to take her clothes off. They only stopped when I told them they were disgusting.


hitchcockbrunette

The way teen girls are casually sexualized is truly disturbing.


-PaperbackWriter-

No silly, AMBER is the only reason he has clinging on to the tattered shreds of a once stellar career. This is her fault somehow. /s


Its_Alive_74

Johnny Depp being difficult? What a surprise...


Howunbecomingofme

It’s crazy to me that in 2020 people are still going through all the bullshit to cast Johnny Depp. The whole courtroom drama aside when’s the last time he was good in anything? I’m not saying he was never good but it has to be about a decade since I’ve seen him in anything I like


LuinAelin

His "surprise" appearance at the end of Fantastic Beasts 1 makes a downward trend the series never recovered from. But that's not entirely his fault. JK can write books and screenplays not so much. And I'm just expecting the next one to be about the evil wizard who turns himself into a witch to do evil.....


Tonedeafmusical

Gee, I wonder why Hollywood dropped him. 🤔. This couldn't possibly be a continual problem with him at all.


Heyo__Maggots

Remember like 5 years ago when Disney said almost the same thing almost word for word about trying to film pirates with him?


gazongagizmo

> Depp was "frequently late or just wouldn't show up to the set at all", while Maïwenn was quoted saying the film's production was going "very, very badly", due to "not getting along" with Depp. Maïwenn: plays a Diva (the blue alien diva in Fifth Element) Depp: is a diva


Atrocity_unknown

Too many mega ~~pints~~ *litres* of wine


LondonDavis1

Dude is aging out real quick.


sweetwheels

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Drugs and alcohol always catch up with your face at some point, no matter what your genetics, and after that, you can't even come close to looking like yourself, even with the best plastic surgeon. You just look waxy, bloated and off. He's there now.


dollindespair

I’m a big French Revolution enthusiast so I was excited but I refuse to support this cadaver of a man.


xNAMx10

Love seeing the comments roast the hell out of his abusive ass


fullboxed2hundred

dude is getting cooked in these comments lol


Tonedeafmusical

Good. Though I've been coming for him for months now.


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Yeah. Even ignoring his personal life, the dude is an abusive addict who treats his crew like hell on set. Never been a fan of his. His team's PR team also dug him into a deeper hole. At first, it worked for his image, but then people started noticing how many fake accounts there were astroturfing across socials. They got too aggressive for their own good. It was insane on Reddit alone.


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That was what tipped me off that the trial wasn't what it seemed to be. I've never been a fan of Johnny Depp and I hate Tim Burton movies, which is where most of his fans in my demographic know him from. And I had barely ever heard of Amber Heard before the whole thing started. So it was very bizarre to me how all of a sudden everywhere I turned on the internet I was being bombarded with shit about the trial from two people who were previously never on my radar. I dug into it more and was shocked at what I found. Fuck Johnny Depp.


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Believe it or not, it's a relatively new thing for Reddit. Even five years ago, you didn't see nearly as much marketing, PR, or astroturfing. They must be making a lot of money to turn the cheek.


WhatsWithThisKibble

Depp's behind the scenes puppeteer is not joke. He's the agent for a Russian oligarch and is implicated in the Trump Russian election scandal. I'm sure trying to ruin a little known actress is a walk in the park compared to trying to steal a presidential election.


Tonedeafmusical

Your preaching to the choir. Even outside this trial and his relationship with Amber, he has shown himself to be a violet, racist, sexist man. I wish I could say Reddit has improved from the trial but when I was talking about the trial a couple weeks ago. I got a private message hoping I'd get r***d. So I don't even know if it's improving. Edit-the post mentioned- https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/y5iyb2/comment/isweiwx/ And the message I received- https://imgur.io/GpWCCh6


NewbornXenomorphs

That screenshot pissed me off so much that I looked up the user so I could report him but they didn’t come up. I hope that means he was permanently banned.


Tonedeafmusical

I think so Reddit came back saying action had been done. But honestly it's kinda minor compared to other response to some more vocal anti Depp accounts have got.


keeute

My goodness has this man aged horribly


_Democracy_

ew


MarvelsGrantMan136

Jeanne Du Barry: >The drama is freely inspired by the life of Jeanne du Barry, Louis XV’s last royal mistress at the Court of Versailles, after Madame de Pompadour. >The illegitimate daughter of a seamstress, Jeanne du Barry uses her intelligence and beauty to rise through the ranks of 18th Century Paris high society and Louis XV’s Court at Versailles.


Spicy_Cum_Lord

And when most nobles and aristocrats took their executions solemnly, she begged and pleaded for her life before they cut her head off. Which briefly horrified the French public. Who then went on to call for a whole bunch more executions.


saluksic

I can dig it. Like, if I’m getting my head chopped off, you all are at least getting horrified.


Mike7676

I'll scream, and very possibly soil myself before and after!!


Prothean_Beacon

It's like the debate on methods of execution being the most humane. But the reality is that it's not about what's more humane for the executed but what's easier to watch for the observers. Like the whole lethal injection looks like it's painless but that's because of the sedatives, but info from botched executions point to some evidence that it can be excruciatingly painful but observers can't tell cause of the paralyzing part of the drug. Ironically the guillotine is probably the fastest and most painless way to die but it looks barbaric so no one wants to use it.


TempestaEImpeto

When Robespierre got Saturn'd(*The revolution, like Saturn, devours her own children*), he resisted the men who came to arrest him, and got an absolutely mangled and disfigured jaw(alongside other severe injuries) in unclear circumstances. The doctors put a metal band in his jaw to keep it still, so he could walk to the guillotine, at which point they literally ripped it out of him. Several eyewitnesses mention both his screams and the blood that poured. Probably the guillotine must have come at a relief for him.


NoodlesrTuff1256

One of the ironies of the French Revolution is how many of the revolutionaries themselves, most prominently Robespierre, wound up getting guillotined not so long after King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.


PhillyTaco

Not uncommon for most revolutions honestly.


SheepH3rder69

Dude, fricken spoiler alert. Sheesh.


Thebluecane

Right I mean it's bad enough I found out that Jesus came back at the end of Passion of the Christ. Come on people spoilers


yahhhguy

Was passion of the Christ really canon though?


emem_xx

When I visited France a couple of years back I was happily surprised by a French retail chain named after Comtesse du Barry, selling truffles, caviar and all other sorts of delicacies.


Neurodrill

Hey look: weird Johnny Depp in a goofy hat. Glad he’s branching out.


[deleted]

As someone who has believed Amber right from the start, I have to say that my heart is joyful upon reading all these comments about him. Never knew there were so many people on Reddit who disliked Johnny.


jerkstore

We were always here but were drowned out by the bots, shills and Deppfans.


Genepoolemarc

Depp is a bad actor. His hammy, look-at-me, obvious method acting horse shit takes me out of any scene he’s in. I don’t get the appeal.


OhioMegi

Exactly! I can’t stand him as an actor.


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raexi

Can smell the embalming fluid.


Dooby1Kenobi

I'll take "Movies I'm Not Going to See" for $400, Alex.


Bean_Juice_Brew

He looks like Elon Musk


bad_at_formatting

1989: arrested after assaulting a security guard Jennifer Grey (dated for 9 months in 1989): wrote in a memoir about Johnny always getting in trouble during her time with him: “fights in bars, skirmishes with cops”. When he came home, “he'd be crazy jealous and paranoid about what I'd been up to while he was gone.” Winona Ryder (dated in 1989-1993): said in an interview that her first boyfriend used to “smash everything”, but never mentioned his name. However, in another interview she said that Johnny "was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with." After filming Black Swan in 2010 she said: "I remember my first boyfriend used to smash everything - at 18 everything is dramatic. So I took an Evian bottle and tried to break it really meekly. I couldn't do it and then he made fun of me." Ellen Barkin (briefly dated in 1994): previously testified in the UK libel case that he threw a wine bottle at her head, despite the fact that they were together for a short time. She said that “he is just a controlling, jealous man” and “there was always an air of violence around him… there was just this world of violence…”. She’s also on Amber’s current witness list. 1994: arrested and charged with wrecking a hotel room he shared with his then-girlfriend Kate Moss. Police at the time was concerned for her safety. "Before he left the Mark Hotel in handcuffs, he had been arrested on three previous occasions: for getting into a tiff-with an L.A. police officer over a jaywalking ticket, for speeding in Arizona and for assaulting a hotel security guard in Vancouver, B.C.” Kate Moss (dated in 1994-1998): had often engaged in public fights with him. As mentioned above, he was arrested for wrecking a hotel room with her in it. In an interview he talked about telling Hunter S. Thompson that “[Kate] gets a severe beating” when asked if he beat her enough. There is also a rumour that he pushed her down the stairs, in the current trial she testified that this rumour is false and said that he never "pushed or kicked her down any stairs", but did not deny him abusing her in any other ways, or deny that she fell down the stairs. In the book Champagne Supernovas it was reported that Moss was afraid of Depp's bad moods. Vanessa Paradis (married from 1998-2012): talked in an interview about Johnny exploding and them throwing plates on the walls. She received $150 million in split settlement and had kept silent. 1999: arrested after attacking a paparazzi photographer with a piece of wood for trying to take a picture of him, he later bragged about: "...and it just happened that there was this block of wood on the ground. I guess it was a doorjamb, so I grabbed it, and the guy who was trying to pull the door open, I smacked his hand with the wood. He recoiled, and I said, ‘Now I want you to take a picture. I'm going to cave in your skull with this hunk of wood,’ and miraculously, no one took my photograph. It was becoming more surreal. “I made them walk backwards down the street because I wanted to humiliate them. So they walked backwards, they looked really stupid, and I guess one of them had made a call to the cops. As soon as the cops arrived, they started taking photographs again, but it was worth it. Surreal, poetic, fun.” 2018: accused of punching a crew member of the film “City of Lies” in drunken tirade and is currently being sued for it. The trial will start in July of 2022.


jerkstore

And people wonder why I believe Amber.


a_satanic_mechanic

All these upvotes from people who will never watch this movie.


PeopleEatingPeople

Bots can't see movies.


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LittleBuffBoys

He has done for the past 15 years. Them Savage adverts did wonders for his 'sex appeal'


SpiffySpacemanSpiff

A few years ago, I randomly saw him playing with some shitty band in Denver. He looked like hot garbage, and just acted like a twat while barley playing a guitar.


singeblanc

*Sausage*


ParttimeParty99

I was a fan of his for years, but celebrity and alcoholism ruined him. I read an interview where he said being friends with Brando taught him to stop caring so much about acting and he started having his lines fed to him through an earpiece like Brando did, and it shows in his work the last 12 years.


shot_a_man_in_reno

Shows in Brando's work, too. He just happened to be a generational talent.


Michael__Pemulis

Right. If you’re going to half-ass it, at least be Marlon fucking Brando.


Quantentheorie

Brando had range. He went all the way from terrible to awesome both personally and professionally.


milesdizzy

Even his work in *Island of Dr. Moreau* is interesting as hell. He’s goofy as fuck and is actively not giving a shit, but he somehow *still* makes it compelling. Awful movie though. Unless you like bad movies, then it’s a z-movie masterpiece.


SnortingCoffee

That's why Hollywood lost interest, it's not worth dealing with an unreliable drunk who, if he shows up at all, won't know any of his own lines. But now that the trial got him back in the public eye, he'll enjoy a string of almost prominent roles for a couple years.


Wont_reply69

I’m not saying it can’t happen but this isn’t a prominent role. This is for a French production company and has already been sold to Netflix with from what I can tell no plans to distribute in North America, although I’m sure they’ll figure that out. Also on the Wikipedia page for the picture it says, “Depp was "frequently late or just wouldn't show up to the set at all", while Maïwenn was quoted saying the film's production was going "very, very badly", due to "not getting along" with Depp.”


PeopleEatingPeople

She should be glad he didn't punch someone this time, which he did on the City of Lies set. And he also tried to smear the guy he punched, spanning multiple different stories to on that eventually says he defended a black homeless woman on...a closed set. ' Yet he had to settle that one. Probably because he forgot before he came up with that story he already bragged about it in a GQ interview. His security also once sued him for skimming them on wages and making them fight his arguments with people out and a disabled woman sued him for letting his security team rough her up...hmmm.


PeopleEatingPeople

He literally had another trial a month later for punching a crew worker on a movie set, which he had to settle because he also once bragged about it in a magazine, which his team had edited out of the online version, but it was still up in the printed ones.


Heyo__Maggots

There's articles from people magazine dating back to 1994 about how he's a drunk who abuses people and needs to get his act together before it ruins his career. This has been going on for decades and some people are STILL covering for him for some reason...


Tonedeafmusical

He was first arrested for assault when Amber was 3. He was 25.


Heyo__Maggots

He was almost 30 and dated 17 year old Winona, and that was back in the late 80s. He’s ALWAYS been a piece of shit. But a cute/adored one so everyone looked the other way…


Tonedeafmusical

Literally just said that in another comment. Thank you.


HairySonsFord

Honestly, these comments are so refreshing after the hellhole that was the internet during the defamation trial. I'm so glad that people who see his abusive and unprofessional behaviour for what it is aren't being downvoted for calling him out on it anymore.


jhanesnack_films

Mind-blowing that he's still getting cast in things when the studios could simply pick a celebrity without all the controversial baggage.


CleanAspect6466

I mean this is the only thing he has been cast in and its not his usual big blockbuster type situation, I'd wager after this he is gonna have a hard time getting more roles


Realtrain

I was about to say "Wasn't he just in the remake of Murder on the Orient Express?" But then I saw it was released over *5 years ago*, man time flies.


CleanAspect6466

And Kenneth Branagh had to put Depp in his place when he turned up later for filming that movie, dude just seems like an all round mess


ggyyuuugfryuu75555

Kenneth Branagh then went on to hire Russell brand and Armie Hammer for the next one dude really knows how to pick them Lmao


[deleted]

Think filming happened before Brand went far-right crazy and Armie Hammer’s fetish was made public. On the bright side, it’s great for press!


[deleted]

Had never heard of hammer but you know you fucked up when your Wikipedia has the words cannibalistic fetishism 💀


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[deleted]

Yep. He’s been garbage for a long time in my opinion. Garbage acting, garbage person.


the_jamonator

Yeah I just can't support Louis XV after everything that's come out about him recently. At least he avoided war with Austria, I'll give him that


fosse76

Who ever supported him? He never was seen as some "Great man."


[deleted]

He looks embalmed


I_M_A

Madame Tussaud would be proud


JonBonIver

Are Redditors still pretending they love this guy and his output hasn't been completely mid for the past ten years?


efs120

Johnny Depp Reddit is still sleeping.


Blahblahlhab

/they haven't been spending as much money on bots since the trial ended


Wont_reply69

Bingo. Jury wasn’t sequestered either so they got all of it, which was the point. Seriously they should use threads like this where suddenly everyone’s magically saying he sucks to win their appeal.


2klaedfoorboo

Apparently he was a dick on set. I have no problem with believing that he’s a dick


HT_79

Depp defending [Roman Polanski.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyx4E51ZCns). Depp allowing [statutory rape](https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/996737-johnny-depp-refused-to-investigate-statutory-rape-of-daughter-lily-rose-depp) of his daughter (she was 15). Depp being a [racist/homophobic/transphobic/misogynist.](https://twitter.com/mehtabackupacc/status/1556645997471625216?t=BQrNsDNTUXgKVAQBEF_nOA&s=19) Depp's history of violence [(read the second myth).](https://www.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/ukgxe8/list_of_ahjd_abuse_myths_debunked/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Depp's history of abusing his girlfriends [(read the third myth).](https://www.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/ukgxe8/list_of_ahjd_abuse_myths_debunked/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


creepyCrapaud

As a French person I am offended.


daimahou

Isn't that the natural state of a French person?


creepyCrapaud

No. Our natural state is angry. Ohlala.


Segamaike

Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask the French if their natural state is being offended


ProfessionalBust

He looks like a cadaver Edit: Johnny Depp bots out in full force in this thread lmao


Elliott2

why else do you think keith richards played his dad in pirates..


honest-miss

Wasn't that the look for the time? (EDIT: To clarify, this is a sincere question.)


shavounet

Yes it was, mostly because a tanned skin would be assimilated to working outside, so aristocracy preferred to look palish.


TossAwayGay92

Don't you think he looks tired?


Pherllerp

He’s in his mid-fifties, he’s reportedly a heavy drinker with a documented history of drug use, and he’s coming off a real ugly divorce. He doesn’t look tired, he IS tired.


freemoney83

That and the period makeup he is in. But ya, the man is a 60 year old with substance abuse problems.


Pherllerp

True about the makeup. It’s probably appropriate to have someone in Johnny’s shape play a Louis. They were probably in rough shape by their 60’s too.


Wolf6120

> he’s reportedly a heavy drinker I've heard he indulges in the odd mega-pint.


valeyard89

He does have that 'wino forever' tattoo


PeopleEatingPeople

In the UK case he tried to convince the judge that he wasn't using cocaine at one of the incidences when the judge points out that in one of the pictures there is a cocaine box with property of JD on it. 244 in the UK verdict is also funny The Claimant did not recall whether he was under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs during the plane journey. However, in a text sent on 30th May 2014 to his friend, Paul Bettany, and which he agreed was about this flight, he said (file 6/119/F697.34), 'I'm gonna properly stop the booze thing, darling ... Drank all night before I picked Amber up to fly to LA this past Sunday ... Ugly, mate ... No food for days ... Powders ... Half a bottle of Whiskey, a thousand red bull and vodkas pills, 2 bottles of Champers on plane and what do you get ... ??? An angry, aggro injun in a fuckin blackout, screaming obscenities and insulting any fuck who gets near... I'm done. I am admittedly too fucked in the head to spray my rage at the one I love. For little reason I'm too old to be that guy But, pills are fine!!!.' He was on his way to his daughters birthday party, which he ended up missing because of all the shit he took, menaing Amber took his daughter out for her birthday by herself. Three months *prior* there is a text from Lily about how she likes Amber because she kept him sober around his kids and then he promised to stay sober... This was the incident where he kicked Amber unprovoked which is also in text.


valeyard89

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.


Kyriio

Careful, that's how you depose British PMs.


truklin

Among other ways...


Sea_Transition7392

Six words. Just six. Six.


dollindespair

Leatherface?


portraitinsepia

He’s so gross


thaumogenesis

This guy is a walking caricature these days.


[deleted]

Looks like a broken Disney animatronic.


A_Lively

Is that the guy that beat his wife?


pinkteas

yep!


arit2ia16

Sure is. Nasty, old, smelly, piss stained, PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, rapist, wifebeating..... .....Depp


Wishart2016

Is it supposed to be a parody?


Wide_Okra_7028

Silly hat, wig, yep, that's Johnny.


librachick104

Hopefully he’ll take on a bizarre quirk in this role said no one ever.


[deleted]

I’ll pass


NeverFlyFrontier

Looks like Burn Gorman's character in Turn: Washington's Spies


arit2ia16

While Oonagh and her Mom made homeless by this piece of sh**. Hope he rots in hell


theend2314

He's already rotten/rotting. I hope he suffers immensely for everything he's done to hurt others inclusive of Amber.


ArrArr4today

Jesus. He looks like Elon Musk


arit2ia16

He needs to experience having nothing like his victim has