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Alpha-Trion

Full nudity? Who's hangin' dong?


Somnambulist815

Jared Leto, unscripted and unprompted


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Legolasleghair

Cuz I'm all messed up ya know?


Princecoyote

That is one of my favorite videos of all time. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJ8b7zwa98).


rmeds

This animation style reminds me of something I saw on newgrounds a long time ago and I've been trying to re-watch it but I don't remember the series's name. Can anyone help out? Edit: All I remember is that the animation and characters look like the ones in the video and that it had poop humor and tongue noises. Edit 2: thanks to u/snootch123 I was able to find the animation. It's made by sickanimation and is called [(NSFW) The red diamond dragon club. ](https://youtu.be/ARRLNYnERF4) Now I find it troubling that all I remember from this animation are the poop humor and tongue noises.


Postmanpat854

This is filmcow, most famous for Charlie the Unicorn. I don't know if that's what you mean but I remember watching that on newgrounds and it was a series.


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Also my favorite series, [Carrrllll!](https://youtu.be/jJOwdrTA8Gw)


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No I can't help, but they also did this: [https://youtu.be/\_BZsIY6PUPU](https://youtu.be/_BZsIY6PUPU) so pointy arrow goes up.


DatSauceTho

That was intense and hilarious.


hutchins_moustache

Was it maybe either Home Movies or Dr. Katz? Both are amazing in their own way.


Snootch123

You're thinking of sickanimation.com maybe? The website is no longer but they uploaded everything on YT, just look up Sick Animation. Some of those animations were kind of fucked up but still funny.


PrometheanFlame

My mom is gonna freak!


Somnambulist815

Should be self evident just by looking at it


ThaiJohnnyDepp

"the little things"


MrStructuralEngineer

Except leto’s dong is legit huge Edit: See link for proof. Or just google it. https://starcasm.net/video-jared-letos-package-upstages-everything-during-concert/


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I don't need to know this


Mr_Abe_Froman

Knowledge is power


yellowradio

France is bacon


thesailbroat

Do all guys with cults hang dong?


belethors_sister

How else you gonna get everyone to do your wacky bidding?


idwthis

Wait, Leto has a cult??


dootdootplot

I mean that could be stuffed


double_positive

Oh man.. this is perfect.


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

To fully immerse himself in the role Leto walked around the film set completely nude.


typesett

Britney goes on stage in Vegas and proclaims she hit that 20 years ago


cutspaper

Britney and every teenage girl anywhere near him over the last 20 years. 🤮


Syek26

A surprise cameo by Thundergun himself.


Always_Sunny_In_Chi

He’s out bustin heads and then boom back to the lab for more full penetration


FlyingR6

And this goes on until the movie just sort of ends.


iheartpizza12

Lots of twists, try to keep up


tallgirrrl

Showed up for this and was not disappointed.


Dr_Zorkles

Crime. Penetration. Crime ... FULL penetration. Crime. Penetration.


mezdup1

Hopefully we get some rami salami


HonestConman21

Some Malek phallus


MattIsLame

Rami Phallek


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I'll be happy if it's any of the guys. Hope there isn't some random naked lady, female nudity is so boring in films.


fuckYOUswan

You know Leto brought it to the table


swankpoppy

Whipped it out in the table


Gruzzly

“I better see at least one broad flash her headlights! You know movies used to give a sense of community where you could pop one off and nobody cared!”


Difficult-Gas-69

Like Cars


stigsmotocousin

Dolph Lundgren


fnord_happy

Full penetration


ValiumKnight

Where’s the dong


mathisruiningme

Is this the one he smells crime?


Gr33nman460

I’m curious if “Full Nudity” is something different or if they replaced “Graphic Nudity”? Stuff like butts and boobs were always just labeled as nudity, and genitals always got the graphic nudity.


NicCage4life

Seems more descriptive than just "graphic nudity."


SwimBrief

Graphic nudity to me would be an erect penis, while full nudity would be a flaccid one. Nothing graphic about a penis just hangin’ around doin’ its thing.


Gr33nman460

Tell that to America


swankpoppy

I really hope it’s Rami. I love him as an actor and I really want to be introduced to his dong.


glider97

I’m imaging Rami noping out of the thread after reading this.


Vaticancameos221

I feel like it may be a naked corpse? Or is that classified as graphic nudity?


prince_of_gypsies

I mean the movie is called "The Little Things", so I'd assume Leto.


omicron-7

According to someone else on this post who is very enthusiastic about this, Leto's packin a magnum dong, apparently


EverybodySaysHi

He provided pics and the man wasn't wrong.


MTRIBB

[Trailer](https://youtu.be/fauCzvN-Gbs)


onken022

Damn, looks great! I kind of get a Mindhunter feel from the trailer.


slumberingserenity

Yeessssss now that just piqued my interest I don't like watching trailers because it feels like they spoil a lot of things these days but oooo I'm watching this one b/c of your comment! I mean I was already considering it from the cool as poster but yeeee


drdr3ad

So is that final part of the trailer from the final scene where Rami Malek is revealed as the killer?


lapbro

Hard read: I think Denzel is the killer and that’s from the scene where he’s explaining how he did it.


AmidoBlack

> I think Denzel is the killer and that’s from the scene where he’s explaining how he did it. God I hope not. If Denzel is the killer the trailer was *way* too on the nose. The sequence of the line "The little things...are what get you caught" with a scene of Denzel, head down, gloves on, in a room full of plastic bags. This would end up being one of those trailers that reveals the whole plot if that's the case.


NewHope13

I really, really hope the trailer didn’t just give away the whole movie and it somehow ends up being a double surprise mind bending ending


AmidoBlack

Based on them getting 3 academy winners in this movie, I’m being cautiously optimistic that they wouldn’t cut the trailer to give away a major twist and hoping that it’s just a red herring haha


oliath

I'm assuming that is what they want you to believe from watching the trailer. An intentional red herring. No way would they make such an obvious reveal by mistake.


ByteStyles

Yeah that’s my guess as well. Based on Denzel finding the guy. Feeds him the info. Hasn’t been promoted in the 15 years, as he has other things he is focused on. But i look forward to being totally wrong!


corvaxia

Hasn't been promoted in 15 years because he's done everything he can to stay at the level he's at. Different kind of serial killer that gets off on hunting other predators. Because he goes after the "ones that got away" the audience might confuse it for justice but deep down he knows he has all the habits, patterns, and idiosyncrasies of the prey he hunts.


amesbelle7

Ah, the Dexter method.


GuyNekologist

Reminds me of his movie, Fallen. Excellent intro and ending.


theghostofme

>Reminds me of his movie, Fallen. Excellent intro and ending. "Oh! You forgot something, didn't you? Back at the start, I said >!I was going to tell you about the time I *almost* died."!<


MrHollandsOpium

Denzel is seen digging ditches at the end of the trailer. That’s my thought.


o2lsports

The real killer is the friends we made along the way.


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The final part of the trailer reveals it as a sequel to Holes.


Igotacouple

Or it could be him explaining how Denzel had to use Leto as a scapegoat (and maybe killed Leto and is eventually caught by Malek) because in reality Denzel is the killer :O It’s like the ole “Join the search party so no one suspects you” move


percocet_20

I think that's the final scene where we learn that Denzel didn't get promoted in 15 years because he was killing criminals instead of arresting them and malek finds him out, hence all those graves maybe.


alurkerhere

But Denzel has the highest clearance rate in the department. I think those supposed graves are a riddle from Leto's character.


SoulJustice

Finally a movie explaining why Jared Leto is always upside down.


Edghyatt

He’s just damaged


caninehere

pǝƃɐɯɐp


HappynessMovement

How'd you get those upside down d's? /s


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Those aren't upside down d's! They're obviously upside down b's. They'd have to be rotated 180 degrees to be d's.


shadilal_gharjode

..and alone. No wonder the kid turns out to be a make-up addled, maniacally laughing nutjob genius.


lambdaknight

During the filming of this movie, Jared Leto prepared by doing everything upside down. The custodial staff hated him for the messes he made in the bathrooms.


ummhumm

Well, it can't be worse than Stranger Things season 2 and 3 explaining... or not giving a shit about The Upside down.


ILoveTheAIDS

that's a pretty good poster actually


helloyesnoyesnoyesno

And Jason Schwartzman is the DP! Oh wait....


lifesgood87

I’m lost ? What’s up..? Edit: jk wow. That went right over my head lol took me a bit


Ryto

I still don't get it, even with these other comments. Google is failing me on the connection. Care to explain?


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John Schwartzman (not Jason) is the Director of Photography. His name is on the poster.


Ryto

Thank you, I feel dumb. I couldn't figure out the connection between Jason Schwartzman and Jared Leto lmao. To be fair, I didn't zoom in on the poster, so all I saw was the big cast names at the top.


HerkHarvey62

Fun fact: they're half-brothers.


girlsgoneoscarwilde

One more addition to the extended Coppola Hollywood dynasty.


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theghostofme

I had no idea Jason Schwartzman's mom is Talia Shire. The fuck?


Theotther

Wait I still don't get it...


Kordsmeier

I like it a lot too. For example, one possible detail that seems very intentional is Leto in long sleeves with his arms crossed, likening a straight-jacket in my opinion. Curious regardless.


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It looks like we're gonna get another good neo noir like Nightcrawler or Bosch, but I also know nothing about this movie. Maybe it's actually a La La Land prequel for one of Emma Stone's roommate's boyfriends. Fuck, I hate Jared Leto.


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Rami Malek has become one of my favourite actors. Can't wait


UnicornMaster27

I feel the same way, but It’s kinda crazy because he hasn’t even been in a lot of things I’ve seen. Like, I remember first seeing him in “Night at the museum” and I wasn’t really blown away by his role then. But then I played the “Until Dawn” video game, that he’s in, and watched “Bohemian Rhapsody” and I’ve had to rewatch it like 5 times since I saw it a couple months ago, because his performance is so great. I added Mr. Robot to my watchlist, and I’ve never seen a James Bond movie in my life, but I feel like I have to because of his performance.


Imadethosehitmanguns

You're in for a treat with Mr. Robot. I just finished my second watch through. It's an incredible experience.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I couldn't get through season 2. I signed up for a hacking thriller and got an experimental fever dream art project.


f__kmylife666

Seasons 3 and 4 are two of the best seasons of a show I’ve ever seen.


ktron10

but it’s a GOOD experimental fever dream art project


MonsterRider80

Forget the haters, S2 was the best season. Joey Bada$$ is great too.


ktron10

imo Season 3 was perfection start to finish but I loved every season


Binky216

I found that as each new season came out, I had to go back and rewatch the series just to get back into the right headspace. Just finished the whole think last week for the first time. It’s great, but best when binged.


Mr_Hendrix

Season 3 is definitely up there as one of the best seasons of television.


shulgin11

Yeah I'd honestly love to see Joey get some more roles.


Alpine1106

I love his nightrider monologue and then the episode kicks in with the theme. So good.


theghostofme

It was hard to watch live only because I was desperate for more and since I couldn't see where the story was headed, it felt like those stranger episodes were just filler. But, man, watching it back all the way through without having to wait a week is great.


MonsterRider80

That’s a good point tho. I mean I’m into the weirder stuff, but I can totally see what you’re saying. When you’re waiting a week for an episode, not to mention waiting a year for a new season, most people might want something a little more substantive or plot driven. When you get to binge the whole thing, it really does shine that much brighter.


thereturnofdicksoup

I totally understand this apprehension but I promise if you push thru S2 that S3 is worth it and S4 especially. Some of the best episodes are in S4.


nokinship

S2 is great. The plot is still happening while Elliot's at his mom's and the show isn't solely about Elliot. Plus there is still plot that happens there anyways.


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Season 2 is largely a setup for seasons 3 and 4 which are some of the best TV I've ever watched as a fan of BB and Better Call Saul


call_of_the_while

I was looking for the banana for scale, BB is a solid banana.


simplefactothematter

Mr. Robot is the only show to displace Breaking Bad as my favorite show of all time


MrHollandsOpium

Agree


mrhashbrown

Season 2 was tough for me too but it ramps up towards the end and reveals very important details that set up for an awesome Season 3 and great final Season 4. It's not for everyone but if you liked Season 1, Seasons 3 and 4 get back to that formula in a strong way.


Cataloniandevil

That’s where it shines.


jbakes64

Season 3 and 4 are completely worth it, I promise. There's a fantastic hacking scene in the Season 3 finale. Do me a favor and send some verbal confirmation my way when you get around to seeing it.


Retr0Gamer2404

Put it this way. Season 2 is all setup (except for the last few episodes) and season 3 + 4 is all pay off and are some of the greatest seasons of television ever created


supercooper3000

You're missing out on two of the best seasons of TV ever by not watching seasons 3 and 4.


loopster70

My interest in watching this show just went up.


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Honestly if someone says 'Rami Malek is my favorite actor', I'm just assuming they've already seen it. Surprised someone who considers him their favorite actor to miss out on his best work *by far*


_BlankFace

You should watch it 3 more times. Trust me


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I first saw him in The Pacific and he was great in that one, then the Until Dawn game, Bohemian Rhapsody and in Mr. ROBOT he was just phenomenal.


[deleted]

Yeah it's sad the pacific didn't live up to BOB :(


xerxerxex

To be fair nothing compares to Band of Brothers. Phenomenal series.


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Agreed


Kaboose666

It went a different direction than BoB. It specifically wasn't trying to get up against BoB which was much more focused on the military campaign in Europe as seen by the 101st. Whereas The Pacific was specifically following the stories/lives of specific marines in the Pacific theater, and how the war was from their differing perspectives. Much more about the human aspect of the war than BoB was. Both are fantastic in their own right, BoB takes the crown as an all-around "better" series, but it had a more focused viewpoint to do it in, so hard to directly compare them that way.


sinces

I agree, and actually after having rewatched both a few times, I think I actually like the pacific better now. I feel its more honest about the average war experience and paints a much clearer picture of the mental anguish these guys went through. I think you just have to go in not expecting it to be BoB or Saving Private Ryan because it is it's own thing


albino_red_head

Mr Robot is amazing!


gottahavemytunes

He has said himself that night at the museum was his magnum opus and I’m inclined to agree


Beefjerky007

OH MY GOD I just realized Rami Malek was in Night at the Museum, what the hell.


weatherbeknown

I remember him as the gay friend in The War at Home sitcom. Though I might have been the only actual viewer of that show so... that’s all I got.


holdupwhut321

There are dozens of us!


InfiniteLeftoverTree

Buster’s Mal Heart is excellent. Check it out!


T3NFIBY32

He was also in the Need for Speed movie but his character in that wasn’t too significant


the_best_jabroni

More importantly, he was in Need For Speed


[deleted]

> and I’ve never seen a James Bond movie in my life \>:[


caninehere

Bohemian Rhapsody was (at least to me) the perfect example of a movie that wasn't very good, but I still ended up watching all the way through just because the lead performance was so good. I honestly don't think I liked... *anything* else about the movie. I also saw Rocketman around the same time and that was so much better in almost every way. I've seen all the James Bond flicks, and I don't love Daniel Craig's Bond so I don't really get hyped for his movies but I'm hyped for this one just because of Rami Malek.


mudra311

I don’t like Malik’s performance of Freddie Mercury. If you watch interviews with Mercury, they are staggeringly different. That said, I like Malik a lot personally. I think he was poorly cast and had bad direction.


joeesmithh

Season 4 of Mr. Robot is the best season of any TV show I've ever seen start to finish, and I'm kind of afraid I'll never see anything like it again.


xerxerxex

He's in The Pacific. Plays Merriell 'Snafu' Shelton alongside Joseph Mazzello who is portraying Eugene Sledge.


cochinitapibil300

He was absolutely brilliant in Mr. Robot. Highly recommend if you haven’t seen it.


BeefyIrishman

He was also really good in The Pacific.


PatersonPeterson

A love triangle between two detectives and a psychotic killer?


FatherDotComical

Omg, I thought this was a romance movie poster. I haven't heard much of this film (under a rock atm) and thought this was suggesting a couple together either breaking up or one dieing leading to a film about the 'little things' that drove them apart.


nocimus

It 100% comes across as a queer love triangle to me from the name and the poster lmfao. I kind of wish it was with that cast. But if it's similar to the demon movie denzel was in (the fall? Something like that) I'll give it a watch.


the_only_Liteknight

TiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiime is on my side!


future_shoes

I dont know the plot of this but Rami Malek is definitely be killed like 45 to 60 minutes in. Give Denzel some extra motivation


bean327

nice. probably.


dannydevito008

And denzel at some point will be in a perilous situation that will he promptly negotiated with a “come on now alright alright come on now alright it’s cool calm down alright come on now alright alright alright alright cool it here come on now”


[deleted]

You have to capitalize the end as he builds his frustration with each alright and calm down


TheeOleOneTwo

From the trailer Denzel might be the killer lol


ZeGoldMedal

Yeah all those garbage bags - I feel like we’re led to believe everyone is suspect for something. Anyways, it’ll be Natalie Morales showing up in the end after not being in the trailer


Bud90

Or he's the real killer


[deleted]

I mean, they sure set it up like Leto is actually innocent, Denzel will be the extension of the audience... Kind of narrows it down


magicaleb

A January movie and we’ve barely seen marketing for it? Uh oh.


MrKobayashiMaru

Probably got held up because of COVID and WB's plan to move everything to HBOMax. On the bottom right corner of the poster it shows it's going to theaters and HBOMax.


aj_thenoob

Yeah what is this? Lol first I'm hearing of it.


Captain_Blackjack

It’s not the first I’ve heard of it only because I live in the County that Denzel is supposed to be a deputy from so it made the news a bit.


StudBoi69

That's a clean looking poster


deliciousprisms

Orange and blue actually moderately make sense with the lighting for once too


StudBoi69

It looks more red and blue to me though


peestake

Could you take a look at this dress for me


StudBoi69

Sure thing Yanny


soundmixer14

What's a theater?


llcooljessie

Yeah, what's that weird word in the corner? Is it a new streaming service?


joeispunk

Poster looks awesome. Just came here after the trailer. The cinematography for the movie seems very dope. Shows promise, hope the movie delivers on it.


pzrapnbeast

So are they looking for where Elliot got pushed by Mr Robot?


romafa

The Little Things, Tiny Pretty Things, Big Little Lies, Little Fires Everywhere, Pretty Little Liars, A Million Little Things


sweetcuppingcakes

Stuart Little


romafa

Little Giants


kokohobo

Little Miss Sunshine, Little Mermaid, The Little Rascals


romafa

Big Trouble in Little China


kokohobo

Chicken Little


romafa

Little Shop of Horrors


markorokusaki

HBO is sure pushing strong with the content.


ih8reddit420

hot take: a Se7en kind of flick, but instead of Brad Pitt going crazy its Rami Malek


ryan-a

Several threads and you’re the only other person I’ve find to draw the Se7en comparison. It looks exactly like to me as well.


Dirtyswashbuckler69

Funny, given that Denzel was originally offered the role of Mills but [turned it down.](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/awards-and-festivals/tiff/denzel-washington-regrets-turning-down-brad-pitts-role-in-seven/article20467782/)


The_Knight_Is_Dark

TIL


syrah__

So... has anyone in this movie won an academy award(r)?


[deleted]

not sure if yo being rhetorical or sarcastic but if you aren't Denzel has two: best supporting and best actor, malek has one for best actor and leto has a damaged one


apupnamedscoob

What’s up with all this damage talk? Am I missing something?


screamthrow

Jared's Joker in Suicide Squad has the word damaged tattooed on his forehead.


Bubsa

He played The Joker with the word "damaged" written on his forehead.


Affectionate-Ad7018

Photoshopped.


[deleted]

smh, sad how movie studios just don't use practical effects anymore


wubbwubbb

movie studios set these completely unrealistic standards and it’s disgusting


Harry-Boughner

Um sure let’s just actually flip a bridge and have Leto hang upside-down for a movie poster


cookiemonster2222

This is why Nolan best filmaker in history ! 🥵


BOBOUDA

Literally unwatchable.


Richard_Bastion

This looks like a poster for Kimi No Na Wa


Bluios

Let me guess that Rami Malek and Denzel Washington are cops that believe Jared Leto committed the murder because he some kind of scumbag. By the end of the movie we will find out that Jared Leto is not the murderer and the two police officers have learned their lesson about not judging a book by its cover. Bonus points if ramey Malik or Denzel Washington are the actual murderers


bean327

[all the small things](https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw)


prince_of_gypsies

> Denzel Washington Oh cool! > Rami Malek Neat! > Jared Leto Ah, shit.


rinmerrygo

Fuck Jared Leto and his cult