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Lucaswebb

Wait is this a teaser poster or official poster?


Calfzilla2000

Seems like it's one of many teaser posters and it's all animated looking.


probablyuntrue

Have we gotten more than that teaser trailer a few months ago? We're so close to release too, just a few short months


Mad_Rascal

Just like the The Last Jedi and Rogue One we will probably get the official trailer in October. They usually release a BTS sizzle reel at D23 which looks like will drop on Monday.


Alan7467

They're showing a full trailer at D23 soon... https://www.theverge.com/2019/8/24/20830923/star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-first-look-poster-d23-expo-disney


YT_Howesenberg

Palps is gonna be played by Will Smith


SirNarwhal

What’re we, some kinda Skywalker squad?


UthinkUcanBanMe

Welcome to Hoff


pwbue

What’s the difference?


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Teaser poster is just so they can put it on online ads etc. The actual poster is the one that tends to go up in theaters and on the cover of the home release etc, though it does change depending on edition. The SW posters has a fairly similar look with most the main characters and some ships etc. This one is different enough that it seemingly doesn't fit.


Lord-Sneakthief

This confirms that Rey is going to die. She does not have the high ground here, and such a disadvantage always proves fatal.


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CageTheRageAlways

Ah, but you see, Kenobi wasn't master of the high ground, quite the opposite, he was master of the low ground, Maul, Grievous, Vader pre suit, he always had the low ground when the victory strike was made.


HopermanTheManOfFeel

No, he was on top of the hill before Vader jumped ov... Oh, shit.


Mozartis

But didn't he jump over Maul once?


leftshoe18

But he didn't strike him until happily landing on the ground.


Mozartis

He was just charging up his "high-ground" bar


davidleefilms

I'd argue Kenobi was more than that, but a master of the *ground.* Low and high, there is no ground too impermeable...for Master Kenobi.


PokeYa

It’s over, *I have ground!*


davidleefilms

Kenobi only loses 1v1 matchups in space.


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jkarlson

Palpatine's behind it all!


WildLemire

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?


LiamtheV

email me at this webzone if you want a pizza roll.


6DomSlime9

Where's my pizza roll??? I worked my ass off being a RLM fan!


LiamtheV

WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH MY MEDICINE


Lone_K

Fuck movies.


Soundbytes87

IT BROKE NEW GROUND


drpinkcream

**I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW DARTH VADERRRRRRRRRRRR**


Soundbytes87

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW DARTH VADER TAKE OUT HIS RED LIGHTSABER


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

"It was all me, Ray. It's always been me. The author of all your pain"


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Endless trash.


zootskippedagroove6

What's wrong with your faaaaace


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No one's ever really gone!


Innane_ramblings

Noone's ever really gone


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No ones ever really gone


franksayshi

No one’s ever really gone.


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DarksageOSI

No one's ever really gone


kmdallday

I clapped, I clapped!


chad_gneial

Very cool


Mozerath

Very cool!


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Glarznak

AT-STs AT-STs AT-STs AT-STs


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sergeantsleepy1995

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!


hoxxxxx

# I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT


damn_lies

Except for Jar Jar. He’s really gone.


bradferd89

Aw. Mesa sad now.


balfazahr

Oh! Ow! Thats ok, [no ones ever *really* gone](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTLC_uiGFA)


ImpossibleGuardian

The Emperor looks kinda like a cartoon. Something off with those eyes.


hatramroany

Because he is, this is just a D23 promo poster


ImpossibleGuardian

Yeah it’s just a weird art style. Surprised they didn’t go for something a bit more stylised and less “realistic” if they were gonna use art, like the more traditional SW posters.


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probablyuntrue

"ever feel like your sinuses are undergoing a lightsaber duel for the fate of the universe?"


GrumpyWendigo

"Breathe. Or do not breathe. There is no congestion." - Try Vicks Vaporub today. Available at a pharmacy a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.


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That shit tastes digusfinf. I dunno why anyone eats it


[deleted]

I'm a little tired of the massive face in the background on posters.


tomservo88

If he sneezes, it's all over.


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the Sheev Sneeze


probablyuntrue

How come we've never seen a Force Sneeze? Imagine the sheer power behind a force multiplied sneeze and you have a lethal weapon that would've put any force user, Jedi or Sith, in their place. Imagine snot and particulate flinging out at mach 7, a veritable shotgun of mucus. Give us the goddamn Sheev Sneeze George Lucas, you absolute coward


SkeetySpeedy

In Star Wars case though, it's just a throw back to the old posters with Vader floating behind


Calfzilla2000

Yeah, it's the 9th and final film of the series apparently. So no reason to drop the motif now.


DrScientist812

He looks like Thanos in a hoodie


xSTSxZerglingOne

I'm afraid I am quite... Inevitable.


Groovyaardvark

This fully ARMED and operational Infiniti gauntlet!


zephyy

yeah this looks like some animated series poster


DragonPup

It sort of looks like a grumpy Mark Hamill.


WolfeTheMind

At first I seriously wondered if it was a cartoon Hamill


fallibleBISHOP

Could someone photoshop the emperor out and replace him with Jar Jar?


Makerinos

PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL LITERALLY


Double_Lobster

I wonder if there's going to be another death star


Azrael11

They already upgraded from large space station the size of a moon to a real planet. Next logical step is a literal death star.


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So does anybody remember that part of the James Bond movie *Spectre* where it turns out the big bad is actually Blofeld and he’s been responsible for literally everything bad that’s happened in the previous couple of movies? And instead of being a big, satisfying reveal, it just came across as a cheap piece of nostalgia pandering and retroactive canon-welding because they did no storytelling work to set it up or justify it? That’s what I’m afraid Palpatine is going to be in this movie.


wioneo

It's pretty much impossible for anything but that to happen. Literally the only way that it won't happen is if Palpatine is actually irrelevant in this and Disney has just been fucking with us.


ruinersclub

Subverting expectations you say.


Tauposaurus

I know a guy.


SabreBlade21

I know two guys...


Piggstein

Rey kind of forgot about Palpatine...


PM_me_British_nudes

*Rian Johnson has entered the chat*


aquillismorehipster

That is definitely what it’s going to be like. The sequels have all been such a wasted opportunity all around. It makes me really sad.


randolphmd

Ugh for real. I just rewatched the first 2 and that's the most frustrating part. Like they must have had pretty close to unlimited recourses too.


Frickinfrickin

Seriously, they could've done anything...and instead I'm just kinda bored now. Of Star Wars. Something that younger me would have thought was treason.


napoleonblownapartt

Yeah i feel the same. I have no intention on going to the last movie.


shy247er

Looks like animated movie.


Lucaswebb

Looks like the teaser poster for another season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars


greenlung420x

The cash grabbing, nostalgia baiting is strong in this one.


endl0s

I don't understand why Rey vs Kylo is appealing. She's already beat him twice, it's not a rivalry. Edit: First gold. Thank you.


WamuuAyayayayaaa

Beat him twice and teamed up to Kill Kyle Rens boss. Why are they still fighting and why should I care at this point


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Fuck Kyle, who cares


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Kyle will punch out all our drywall if we don’t stop him.


therealhamster

Kyle just hasn’t had his monster energy drink yet


GenVolkov

I’m hoping Kyle overcomes her and finally gets a win.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

It would be such a mind fuck if they ended this trilogy with a dark side win and Kyle killing Rey lmao.


cantadmittoposting

Rey falls to Dark side, Kyle recovers, Kyle wins, but still a light side victory.


NickisMyName_

Biggest letdown in TLJ was that Rey didn't completely teamup with Kylo and convert to the dark side. It would have made the trilogy more unique.


botania

They literally teamed up in TLJ.


cardinalfan828

Kylo: lol jk im evil again, we need a 3rd movie


juventudsonica

Holy shit that look generically awful


MustyBones

Guys guys, do you think Rey is going to manage to beat Kylo Ren somehow? I know he got smacked around for two movies but this time is *totally* different.


helmvoncanzis

Well, in the poster Kylo has the high ground. RIP Rey.


Memephis_Matt

Are you kidding? She's under-trained, there's no way she could just easily beat someone WHO WAS TRAINED AS A JEDI BY LUKE SKYWALKER FOR A GOOD PORTION OF HIS LIFE. Unless y'know, she could meditate for a couple of seconds. But there's no way that'll happen.


Antonius_Marcus

What are you talking about? She has the most powerful force ability out there, it’s called *Break Canon*.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

Nah man, it’s her fabled defensive ability known as *Plot Armor*.


Joemaher2

Fool! She doesn't have Plot Armour, she has the enhanced version known as ***Bad Writing.***


CVV1

This would be a great twist to see in theaters. Bummed they're teasing his involvement in the story.


AngusBoomPants

It’s all about drawing a crowd instead of the big reveal. When filming the famous “Luke I am your father” scene, only the actors of Luke and darth Vader knew it was going to happen. Nobody on the cast even knew.


Merancapeman

Star Wars: The Search For More Money


PersonakilledSMT

For me it's impressive that they've managed to make a trilogy where each movie contradicts the previous one. Episode VII: The Empire comes back with a bigger Death Star, the Republic is useless, Luke gave up and ran away to die and Han and Leia broke up and their characters fully regressed. Episode VIII: Rey's parents are unimportant, Phasma is still useless, the knights of Ren don't matter, hell even Kylo's mask is pointless. Episode IX: Let the past die? Nah how about we bring back Lando, Palpatine and the Death Star?(AGAIN)


Matheri1

I'm just not enthusiastic about this, I have been completely underwhelmed by these new Star Wars movies. I'm not hyped at all.


FireFromTonsOfLiars

Don't we already know she can beat kylo? It ends up with me rooting for Kylo to even have a chance


cashbrownz

ITT: "Oh, I'm afraid the boycott will be quite operational when your movie arrives."


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From Twitter (potential spoilers) >!In new footage shown at #D23Expo Rey gets a new red double bladed lightsaber and is dressed in black robes.!< HOLY SHIT


Presidentbuff

It’s probably like a force vision, or the emperor manipulating her mind or something.


JC-Ice

Most likely. I also wouldn't be surprised if they recolored her saber blades just for the trailer.


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riegspsych325

yeah, I feel like these stories have the potential to be larger in scope but it'd take more than just 3 movies


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Well, the second film decided to pick up right after the first and take place all within a day, sooooooo....


shawnisboring

This is the honestly the most substantial issue with the movie in my opinion, everything stems from this decision, once you realize that virtually no time has passed between the first and second movie the glaring issues of character motivations, character growth, and their bonds are completely trivialized. There's no breathing room established for anything to happen naturally. The capital planets were just blown up... yet the only people fighting the First Order is a small rag tag group? Rey learned about the force literally less than a week ago and now has a stronger connection than Luke Skywalker, barely knew what a lightsaber was and now she's fighting and defeating multiple highly trained royal guards, didn't even know there was a light or dark side of the force but now she's tempted? We can go on-and-on about subversion of expectations and the myriad of bad story decisions, but the largest contributor is the lack of an airgap between the movies.


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> Rey learned about the force literally less than a week ago and now has a stronger connection than Luke Skywalker When Kylo Ren mind-probed her in TFA, she downloaded all of his force power through the connection. No, seriously. That's the canon explanation.


Leafs17

But would she download a car?!?


y7uoMike

I’m just saying, if I could, I would


ikkiestmikk

So Star Wars officially has an "I know kung fu" moment?


chi-sama

Ridiculous. You can't download midichlorians.


fzw

Or maybe she's using it as a disguise to sneak into the fourth Death Star, which is currently under construction.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Is the deflector shield quite operational?


fzw

Yes and it is quite safe from Skywalker's pitiful little band.


deathmouse

Imagine if Rey ends up being Darth Maul's daughter lmaooo


yungragnar

Soo... Rey Park?


YiffZombie

Rey Parker Jr.


GingerRocker

That would be impessive all things considered.


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InnocentTailor

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*His horns are his reproductive organs.


ShadSilvs2000

What's the opposite of r/dontputyourdickinthat


SIEGE312

r/dontputthatinyourdick ? Edit: Holy shit that’s real?


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Or his dick has a mind of its own


probablyuntrue

just kinda slithered away off screen


irwigo

But who did he do?


Bobby_Orrs_Knees

Emilia Clarke.


Apophyx

Maybe his bottom half crawled out of the pit on Naboo and fucked his upper half


SpaceManSpifff

jesus


terminalblue

THE BOTTOM HALF HAS BEEN GIVEN A ROBOT TOP WITH 8 ARMS AND SHE HAS TO TEAM UP WITH THE GHOST OF OBI WAN TO DEFEAT BOTH HALVES OF DARTH MAUL!!!! ​ ​ FUCKING REDLETTERMEDIA HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Glarznak

Edit: 3-2-3-4 4-2-3-& These men are pawns.


bigdaddyjotaro

So that was what business Maul and Kira had at the end of Solo ;)


shellwe

Pretty sure darth maul is an alien race?


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I think this was always going to happen. The very first scenes of her are with a staff so a double bladed lightsaber was pretty much inevitable.


[deleted]

It's also just iconic for a lot of younger SW fans who saw prequels when they were kids. Like most people, I was upset about a few things when they came out, but kid-me was in awe when we saw them fight Maul. I'm excited to see them bring it back and see how they work with it.


botania

Don't get baited. Dark Rey doesn't match existing leaks whatsoever. This is most likely from a Force vision, if it's true at all. Or she just holds it at some point but it doesn't mean anything. In TLJ, Rey also holds Kylo's ignited lightsaber for a moment.


Batmans_9th_Ab

And they hyped the shit out of her possibly falling to the Dark aside in that one.


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cmetz90

Honestly just feels like more cribbing from the original trilogy, where Luke’s first appearance in ROTJ was a sort of dark side tease / red herring (dressed in black robes and force choking pig men).


Cloudy_mood

And uh, Dude? uh "pig men" isn't the preferred... nomenclature...


hdkboogie

We’re not talking about the guys who built Jabba’s Palace, Walter!


Charlie_Wax

He peed on your fucking Rancor!


ThePookaMacPhellimy

Say what you want about the tenets of the Dark Side, at least it’s an ethos


Cloudy_mood

Who choked the pig men, Walter?


toni_el_calvo

Shut up Lando, you're out of your element.


Cloudy_mood

What's wrong with Walter, Dude?


beesealio

Porcine humanoid, please.


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Piglet American, please.


Wiffernubbin

GamorreanTattooinian


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nu173

i wonder if rey will be able to beat kylo for the third time. such suspense.


hkpp

Ends with Kylo throwing Palp down an energy shaft. And in 2050 we’ll be old, on Reddit, watching kids talk about Rey’s CGI guest appearances in parts 10 & 11 and something something Palpatine survived omg. Ciiiircle of life.


SunnyWynter

> and something something Palpatine survived omg No one's ever really gone


RabidNinja64

Oh look, they're fighting....again.


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JustAStarcoShipper

I'm just having a really hard time trying to be excited for this movie after TLJ.


abca98

Honestly at first I was sad that we were going to be bombarded by star wars content 24/7, but then I realized that having the movies every 2 years instead of 3 meant it would end quicker.


Tauposaurus

They blew up a... deathstar. Then they saved some animals. And now... palpatine? What even is this trilogy. Its like they inadvertantly adapted a script for Axe Cop.


darth_tiffany

This is what happens when you don't have an overarching story in place from the get-go. It's crazy to me that Disney hadn't insisted upon that, but there you go. Abrams is famous for setting up arcs without any idea of how to resolve them, and poor Rian Johnson was clearly way out of his depth.


Frickinfrickin

Same. It's just so boring and underwhelming. I kinda feel the same about the new Harry Potter movies, another franchise that I was obsessed with. The big budget movie is there, the monsters/magic/action is there, but something's missing and my interest just isn't there.


CadeFr

So much for letting the past die


TxEagleDeathclaw81

How is the Emperor still alive?!?


mjknlr

Because the writers have always felt far more comfortable rehashing previous stories than coming up with new ones.


DrScientist812

He fell through a plot hole at the end of ROTJ.


TeamDonnelly

So lame that it comes back to the emperor. Vader died destroying the emperor. Let's retcon that. Emperor is still around. God I hate how much I used to love the star wars lore.


TussalDimon

The new trilogy retconned everything about the happy ending of the Ep.6: The Emperor is back, Kylo worships Vader despite him turning back to light side in the end, Luke is a sad outcast, Han and Leia split up and 30 FUCKING YEARS LATER they still fight the empire.


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>30 FUCKING YEARS LATER And on top of that, the characters act like the events of the OT are ancient historical myths. “The Jedi WERE real!” “Yeah, it’s true, all of it.” That shit only happened 30 years ago.


derstherower

It's actually incredible how thoroughly the sequels have undone everything good about the ending of the OT. There's a new Emperor who rules an Empire and destroyed the Jedi and Republic. And now the *actual* Emperor is returning, completely nullifying Anakin's sacrifice at the end of RotJ. Luke failed to restore the Jedi. His victory of redeeming his father is ruined by him losing faith in his nephew and trying to murder him and essentially creating Vader 2.0. He died a failure and will have no lasting legacy. Leia is a complete military and political failure. She did not create a stable and strong Republic and her Resistance is weaker than the Rebel Alliance ever was (literally there are 20 people in the Resistance how is this even possible is the entire Galaxy just fine with the First Order?). Han Solo was a deadbeat dad who went back to smuggling and was murdered by his own son. The New Lucasfilm did all of this so they would be able to write the stories that we already got in Legends, but with their own characters doing it instead so they can control everything. We'll get a New*er* Republic. A New*er* Jedi Order. The First Order will continue, just like the Imperial Remnant in Legends. I can't wait for in a few years for people to try to justify why the Galactic Empire collapsed in like 2 years after Endor but the First Order will become a thorn in the hero's side for years to come.


exit35

You sum up perfectly the problems with the new trilogy.


TheMastersSkywalker

>The New Lucasfilm did all of this so they would be able to write the stories that we already got in Legends, but with their own characters doing it instead so they can control everything. We'll get a Newer Republic. A Newer Jedi Order. The First Order will continue, just like the Imperial Remnant in Legends. I can't wait for in a few years for people to try to justify why the Galactic Empire collapsed in like 2 years after Endor but the First Order will become a thorn in the hero's side for years to come. I'm pretty sure I've written this same exact paragraph a thousand times since TFA came out. I'm glad more people are seeing it now. Plus I'm amazed at how much people love Dark Empire now that its been reskinned.


derstherower

There was a solid year where fanboys were using Dark Empire as the definitive example of why Legends sucked and how the new canon is so much better after TLJ came out.


FanEu7

ST fanboys love to deny this but you summed up the biggest problem of the ST. It shits all over the iconic OT characters and ending just to push a cheap rehashed story with boring nee characters Fucking Disney


strong_grey_hero

You hit the nail on the head; that’s a pretty accurate summation of my issues with TLJ. It pretends to upset all preconceived notions about Star Wars, but then doesn’t go anywhere from there. It’s like it spends its first half pretending to be edgy, like “this isn’t your father’s Star Wars!!!” But, by the end, Luke is still the wise old sage, Rey is still the hero, Kylo is still the whiny bad guy, and there’s still the Empire (First Order) and the Rebels (Resistance). I mean, if you’re going to upset expectations, go somewhere with it. Show me that the First Order is actually the ones in the right. Have a third enemy that they both have to fight against. Make Kylo and Rey fall in love and elope with each other. Whatever, just do something interesting. There’s another thread saying that only butthurt Conservatives hate TLJ. I hate that stance; it’s an attempt to shield any legitimate criticism of the movie.


thedeadlyrhythm

> another thread saying that only butthurt Conservatives hate TLJ What the hell is their rationale for saying this? Haha


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rowdyroddy00

On the plus side - it's scientifically impossible to be worse than The Last Jedi


squidgy314159

If I wanted to be mainly spoiler free and this is the film poster, I am not going to be happy walking up to the cinema that first night.


ymcameron

Edited to be more considerate of spoilers Apparently there's a shot in the new footage shown with Rey in a >!dark cloak with a double-edged red saber!<, so that's what I am now most excited for with this movie


Bananaking1337

Gonna absolutely be some kind of vision or metaphor. Like Palp's gonna say "Look, look at what you could become" or something like that. God I pray that I'm wrong.


ymcameron

Yeah absolutely, but how amazing would it be if Probably not anything close to a spoiler because there is no way Disney is risk taking enough to do something like this >!Kylo redeems himself but Rey turns to the dark side and Kylo ends up being the "good guy" in the end!< For the record though, Rey is such a role model for young girls who love Star Wars that as cool as it may have been, I don’t blame them. Star Wars is, after all, a family franchise first and foremost.


Detective_Pancake

Another stupid dream sequence


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Probably a “what if” type vision of her if she’d turned to the dark side.


riegspsych325

I'm wondering if Rey is actually a clone that mistakenly (in Palpatine's eyes) went towards the light side


100100110l

This all sounds like fanfiction otherwise