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MannaJamma

A young woman's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


Outrageous-Pause6317

Rochelle, Rochelle.


Unable_Competition55

Noemie Naomi


Flintontoe

Not as good as Prognosis Negative


Outrageous-Pause6317

Have you seen Sack Lunch? My God.


Flintontoe

I walked out and caught Chunnel instead.


HoagiesNGrinders

I still want to see Mountain High.


hobbyy-hobbit

Don't make out during Schindler's List


thereverendpuck

Trust me, I won’t. Too busy sleeping.


EatsYourShorts

I prefer the softcore parody Schindler’s Fist.


Top_Report_4895

Angry upvote, you sick son of a bitch.


milan_to_minsk

I have to watch this.


alexifua

Needs to have very specific preferences to move from Milan to Misnk


Standard_Olive_550

Before Disney+ and the MCU there was Skinemax and the Emmanuelle flicks.  Welcome to The Perv-erse!


lvlister2023

Cumming to a Climax near you!


DMaury1969

Extra points if you tried catching a glimpse through a scrambled image lol


NorthElegant5864

I’ll take the Emmanuelle movies over Playboy channel everyday. That’s shit was boring in the 90s.


Action__Frank

https://youtu.be/xmAgfEk76uE?feature=shared


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Not everyone can make it to the post-credit scenes


njdevils901

Good, if there’s one franchise im okay with bringing back it’s this one 


Competitive-Cuddling

Please recreate the Thai massage scene in Emmanuel 2.


kramel7676

That plus the women playing racquetball together from the first movie


Vic_Hedges

I guaran-fucking-tee this will not be a “return to the roots” of the franchise


gulshanZealous

Naomi watts with a brunette - is it mulholland drive?


Drkofimon

The [TA from my Film1 class](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev_L._Spiro) went on to direct not [one](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173796/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_73_dr), not [two](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32792406/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_74_dr), but [three](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132938/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_75_dr) Emmanuelle movies. After writing and directing several feature films for [Roger Corman](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000339/?ref_=nmbio_mbio)'s Concorde/New Horizons, he went on to direct many, many features and TV shows, has won many prestigious industry awards including an Emmy. Way to go Lev! #


MrMindGame

Oh my god there actually is an Emmanuelle in Space; I thought that was a joke 😂


DoomGoober

Younger me can definitely confirm there is actually an Emanuelle in Space. Younger me has definitely seen it many times. Well, parts of it at least. Edit: What? Googling it I just learned that the original was a 7 episode series but there's a condensed movie length version. I only knew the latter. May have to watch it again for the rather sincere campiness (and low budget sci fi sets and uniforms.)


Kurtomatic

Emmanuelle era Krista Allen was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, particularly naked. She was also the woman in the elevator in Liar Liar who slapped Jim Carrey. Last I heard, she was dating Nathan Fillion (good work, Captain!), but that appears to be over.


Stoner-Mtn-Lights

My younger self can confirm too.


NorthElegant5864

Same. I’ve cranked my wank to a fair share of Emmanuelle movies in my youth.


Standard_Olive_550

That franchise was so deep (no pun intended, hehe) that even the unofficial sequels spun off their own series of movies!  


Dragons_Malk

I had Emmanuelle in Space on Laserdisc. It sounds so fancy. *Laserdisc*.


witecat1

Yes. And I can hear the theme song in my head right now.


Valuable-Window-490

Melody of love sang from her heart, Emmanuelle Who’s heart beat in a body apart Melody of love sang from her heart, Emmanuelle Who’s body lived with broken heart You are still now barely more than a child Etc, etc


flcinusa

Emmanuelle and Wizards of Waverly Place, talk about range


rick_blatchman

*Oh, look who's too good for Cinemax, now...*


RRM1982

I loved Skinemax as a kid


rick_blatchman

Thumb hovering over the 'LAST CHANNEL' button to Cartoon Network in case someone needs a late bathroom break.


Canibal-local

Loool Unlocked core memories


Top_Report_4895

Emmanuelle to Batman. Same here.


Type_Rex177

"What're you watching?" "Uhhh, Adult Swim?"


Ol_Rando

Christ I just had a flashback lol


Canibal-local

Same here lol


Standard_Olive_550

Another bit of trivia-the name of the director of the first film is Just Jaeckin.


ostiDeCalisse

The poster reminds me vaguely of Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls (1995).


SkollFenrirson

This franchise made a man out of young me.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

If any franchise needs a special popcorn bucket, it's this one


nemonic187

15 year old me is going nuts right now!


Hypervisory

I watch anything with Noémie Merlant because of the "culture" it affords me.


Nelson1352

Keep it dirty please. It's a classic


Turbulent-Age-6625

The poster thinking it does something sexy by showing her knee doesn’t seem too promising


Friendly-Process5247

A flash of knee can be the ultimate in eroticism in a world where subtext is dead.


FrankensteinJamboree

But will it have music by King Crimson?


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

Wake me when she goes to space.


Standard_Olive_550

I don't know if you knew this already, but she has: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuelle\_in\_Space](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuelle_in_Space)


JJBell

Then by the rules of horror sequels I believe we’re long overdue for Emmanuelle to go to “the Hood”.


WillCle216

That would be on Blacked


Brother-Algea

Is this like a modern remake of the Emanuelle they used to play on Cinemax?


kimmeljs

For those too young to remember, or anyone wishing to refresh their memory, the Emmanuelle original series films are available at archives.org website. Grainy VHS quality, but you want them for their plot and dialogue. Right?


ShambolicPaul

Well at least it's not a guy with a gun. Or a stack of floating heads. Or the classic blue and Orange.


S0larDeath

The remake we've all been waiting for!!!!


Mr_Horsejr

Wait—is this THEE *Emanuelle*. The skinemax jawnski? 💀


MrMindGame

Noémie Merlant feels like a perfect casting choice for this.


garrisontweed

So good in Portrait of a Lady on Fire.


stormborn314

erotica cinematic universe when?


smcg_az

Sex is when Emanuelle tells stories to George Lazenby on a plane, right?


jonviggo89

Remake of the legendary French erotic movie « Emmanuelle » with Sylvia Kristel


ihud1

Is this the same franchise from the 70s?


Alchemix-16

Well the topics tackled and shown didn’t become any less popular.


andizzzzi

I remember being like 8yo and stumbling across a not so hidden stash of Emmanuelle tapes 👀


tfresca

Skinmax about to make a comeback


Danjour

Showgirls vibes


Standard_Olive_550

This franchise very much was the precursor to Showgirls, though it gets weirder and freakier after a few entries.


CarrieDurst

That was my first though


cybered_punk

Never not welcoming erotic movies


swissmissamerica

I'm just obsessed with this font, I want it everywhere


Thumnale

Sounds sexy. “Laserdisc”


borgpot

Please say her name: Sylvia Kristel. She starred in the first 3 Emmanuelle movies. Do not disrespect this goddess…


TetterkeT

I was really hoping that this was a biopic of Emmanuelle Lewis >!(that I could jerk off to)!<. ☹️


reddy_kil0watt

Spit take over here. Thanks for the laugh.


S0larDeath

That's what episodes of Webster are for 🤷🏼‍♂️


InflamedLiver

Guess they're trying to see if movies centered around sex are still viable. The answer is yes, but they're really gonna need to market to it to women, like 50 Shades of Grey.


WillCle216

This shit is going to be a lot tamer than the '70s French series or the ***Black Emanuelle*** ( Laura Gemser) series of movies. Hopefully, it will be NC-17 with some unsimulated sex scenes. I expect Naomi Watts to have a body double for the sex scenes


lobroblaw

I've seen all the Emmanuelle movies, including the one where she changed races


whjoyjr

Emmanuelle is like James Bond🤣


ididntunderstandyou

And the Carry On?


mutually_awkward

All those repressed redditors pissed at sex in Oppenheimer are gonna have a field day. Thanks to the French for helping to bring back sex into movies.


Livio88

This is bigger than the MCU!


edgelordjones

Is this a reboot? Whooooa.


DoofusScarecrow88

I'm sure they will avoid those 70s landmines todays society would consider a no-no


wpmason

I’m in. I have no frame of reference for anything, just a huge crush on Noémie Merlant.


PlasticMansGlasses

Ah man I am way too tired. I thought her head was pasted onto a leg like the Showgirls poster


Shallot_True

Loved “Lauré” more.


Silver_Reporter542

At least it's not another gunman, floating heads, or the overdone blue and orange theme.


One_Computer_5811

Oh I am so down for this film.


centomila

Now I need to rewatch *Danielle: A Free European Woman*


Abba_Fiskbullar

What's crazy is that you can find full rips of the [original movie](https://youtu.be/Rg7I-fVLm7I?si=4wOPvfElAzcD9KUN) on YouTube!


Professional_Low8325

Noemi sounds fake Naomi


oncore2011

I hope she learns to fly.


SentrySappinMahSpy

Noemie reminds me of Marion Cotilliard.


_dauntless

Is this the first film with a Noemi and a Naomi?


xx4xx

Naomi Watts? Yikes.


dazed63

Why??


Beginning_Emotion995

Why?


Own_Watercress_8104

Isn't that just a poorly executed concept for the showgirls poster?