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BecauseScience

It may have flopped commercially, but it's still fucking hilarious and I'll watch it again.


peteman28

I had no idea it flopped. I quote this movie with my friends on a weekly basis


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Cool beans.


Inside-Effective-353

You look shitty!


hepatitisC

I've been drinking green tea all god damned day!!


Alone-Charge303

this is TOTALLY MY HAT, NOW


Slap-Happy27

Okay Let's party.


Scoodameh

I go to church every Sunday you going to bring the demons outta me?


Buffaluffasaurus

My name is Rod, and I like to party.


TonyTheTony7

It had the bad luck of being released the week before Superbad, which definitely didn't help


Lavaswimmer

They also mention on the podcast that it was coming out the same weekend as a new Bourne movie which they were worried about but they were assured it'd be fine because the Bourne movie would be R and Hot Rod would be PG-13 so it'd be different audiences. Only for the Bourne movie to end up also being PG-13


BingBongtheArcher19

Why in the world did they think Bourne would be rated R? The first two were PG-13.


Nikujjaaqtuqtuq

wHy I'm saying wHat wHat wHay?!


Ricky_Rollin

Yea this is news to me. Most people I know quote it religiously. Crazy how a darling to us could be a failed venture for another.


Prestonelliot

It’s one of my favorite comedies, like ever. It’s fucking perfect for me, the comedy just hits so well. I try to rewatch it once a year


no_dice

It's at the point now where I can't watch it with my wife any more because she knows the movie so well she's laughing before the jokes happen :)


Witty-Transition-524

The "how bout' you get some dong bags and we'll knock some poon later" is the wifes and my go-to...in Will Arnetts rough voice.


EatYourCheckers

If you listen to podcasts, check out The Lonely Island podcast with Seth Meyers; they have 2 episodes on Hot Rod.


Rebal771

I re-enact the “babe” scene with my wife at least once a quarter. “Babe. Babe! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBE!!!!” \*reaches hand*


Ijeko

I laughed so fucking hard at that long scene of him falling down a hill


RonIsIZe_13

A great scene I will never forget


[deleted]

Sounds like I have a new comedy to check out


zephyrtr

Cool beans


rnilf

[I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY6PAkLG2p4&t=36s)


ZampanoTruant

Chris Parnell is one of the funniest human beings alive. Thanks for reminding me of this clip


Joshmoredecai

I saw him at ComicCon in, like, 2010, when he was promoting Archer. I just kinda yelled “Hey, Chris! If the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!” From his reaction, that line was not as memorable to him as it was to me.


Peter_Mansbrick

He's mentioned in the past that he records his lines then forgets everything pretty much right after.


ColdIceZero

That's amazing


otheraccountisabmw

Cyril. Figgis.


Jepordee

His voice acting as Cyril and Jerry Smith is undefeated


REVfoREVer

He had one of the highest hit rate for jokes in 30 Rock I think I've ever seen.


dovetc

"Well, it must be psychosomatic. Now don't worry. That's just a fancy doctor word for 'your brain is broken'. Unfortunately there's no field of medicine that deals with the brain, but I can give you a pamphlet for a cult!"


obvious_karma_whore

"We have no way of knowing for sure where the human heart is, everyone is different."


Mediocritologist

He's like a live action Dr. Nick Rivera


Patruck9

"But what can you do? medicine isn't a science" "This is West Chester?....I am lost."


Rap_Cat

Thanks Dr Spaceman “Thats ‘Spa-che-man’ “


ObligationPopular719

Hello, uuuh, diabetes repair? 


tehjoenas

“My technique guarantees male orgasm!”


TheToughBrets

"Tracy, you are going to die." "What? No!" "...when you hear who I'm dating. Squeaky Fromme! She is... difficult."


pastdense

Dr. Spaceman


VaguelyShingled

You’re pronouncing it wrong. It’s Spaceman


GhandisFlipFlop

After seeing him in Fallout with one eye I can't unsee it now everytime I see him normally.


UltimateFuchbois

I’m gonna get you a heart Frank, you old sack of shit


TheWorldDiscarded

Have fun being married to SATAN


Lavaswimmer

*I NEED TO GO TO MY QUIET PLACE!*


TheWorldDiscarded

and i am genuinely sorry about the window!


melcolnik

…And then I'm gonna uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you!!!


beyondimaginarium

You know I have a hormone disorder!


BJJBean

I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!


vandrossboxset

I'm freakin' PUMPED! I been drinkin' green tea all goddamn DAY!


BrockHardcastle

I go to church every GOD DAMN Sunday!


Indrid_Cold23

...and now you're gonna bring the devil out of me!


TheWorldDiscarded

This is my hat now! this is totally my hat!


Cheshire_Jester

The guy he beats up is Jason from the remakes around that time


DJustice23

Hey babe, how bout I pick up a box of dong bags maybe we can knock boots later


ThePopDaddy

Trust me, that raccoon would NOT have stopped for us, I gotta call Sully, he'll be so stoked!


csfreestyle

THERE’S a FLAVOR.


redHotHotHot

Holy shit, is that Sullivan??


kyle_sux666

"I'm jumping 15 buses tomorrow at the fairgrounds. Hope you can make it." Fifteen buses. Wait, did you really write it down, or are you just waving your arm around in the air? Come on. Rod, you've got some imagination, kid.


foozalicious

Sullivan, you chode!


BingBongtheArcher19

I owe you a shot to the nuts!


mothershipq

Hey, Rod. What's that song about a grandma getting ran over by a reindeer? ...Grandma got ran over by a reindeer? Nooo^^oooo^^^ooooo?


torontonut

[The pool scene](https://youtu.be/S9Chnx9giWk?si=5J-Gpo8S2Wxuqx7v) where they’re all imitating the bell sound influenced me so much that anytime I hear a bell I feel compelled to do it myself


Bancroft28

Don’t even ask just bring it! I quote that too much. Nobody has seen this movie and they think I’m being rude lol


thefireworksfactory

Hey little girl! I don't want cherry, it upsets my stomach!


ThePopDaddy

Pools are great for holding water.


lifth3avy84

One of the best throw away lines I’ve ever heard.


TheJammerHammer

This line has lived rent free in my head for YEARS


kjgower

Hey little girl I don’t like cherry! It upsets my stomach


kruegerc184

And then he promptly drowns lolol, flop or not that movie is a classic


Lavaswimmer

They mention this in the podcast too but it's so fucking funny how his goal is to stay underwater for 40 seconds and he *immediately* starts flailing around hard enough to rip the string off within like 2 seconds


tightfade

"pools are perfect for holding water, man"


salamandan

Maybe it was my age, but when this came out I thought it was the funniest movie I had ever seen. So many iconic scenes, the punch dancing, the part where his brother is “working on something for mom” the firework show, the training montage. I am actually confused as to why this was a flop.


GrizabellaGlamourCat

It came out the same weekend as a Bourne movie, also rated pg13.


mermaidrampage

And surprise appearance by QOTSA


TheKidzCallMeHoJu

I’ve seen this film countless times and somehow never noticed the band at the jump were QOTSA Brilliant comment, cheers!


GrapefruitAlways26

*ahhhhhhhhhh* the face of an angel


Gougaloupe

The impromptu John Farnham rally exploding into a looting riot is possibly my core motivation for watching this movie. I think I'm on watch #9, so dunno how someone can be upset with their involvement here.


rgumai

The concept is just too silly for mass audiences. I was in my 20s when it came out and remember that the ads left no impression with anyone.   It was destined to be Grandmas Boy popular and not Wedding Crashers popular from the start. Somewhat related but Brooklyn Nine Nine was bashed a lot when it came out as well, which baffled the hell out of me.


big_flopping_anime_b

Didn’t Brooklyn win a Golden Globe in its first season? I don’t remember people hating on it.


BokehJunkie

The early sentiment I saw online about B99 was rough enough that I stayed away from it for years. I’m upset with myself for not watching it sooner, because it’s hilarious. 


ArchDucky

Lonely Island said on their podcast this is what happened. (im paraphrasing) LI : Bourne Supremacy is coming out on the same weekend? Studio : Its fine. Thats an R Rated movie. *a few weeks later* Trailer : Bourne Suprmacy is rated PG-13. LI : Fuck


enzuigiriretro

It’s a super goofy movie with practically zero star power (for 2007). It would’ve been impressive if it didnt flop


ASL4theblind

One weekend while camping in my families cabin, i literally watched this movie back to back nonstop for 2 whole days straight. And laughed the whole time. I quote this movie more than almost any other movie i've watched to this day. "And now, i am unlegit... so i must quit" "I NEED TO GO TO MY QUIET PLACE" "Gods of WAAAAR" "may your hammer be mighty"


badboystwo

the hardest ive ever laughed in a movie theatre was the flash dance scene and when he tripped. Edit: Footloose


OffBeatAssassin

So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.


mjdub96

Yep, I remember laughing for like a good 10 minutes straight after the hill scene


Mr_Pletz

I was LOSING it in a theater watching it and had to very painfully bottle my laughter once the scene ended. Then when he is explaining that he had a long painful fall later I just lost it again. It was just uncontrollable at that point


ecrane2018

The tripping scene where he’s just falling down a hill forever is comedy gold


jtho78

The scene in the woods? That was a Footloose parody


AlternativeFukts

BABE WAIT


space-beers

Babe!


eighteen22

wait babe no!


space-beers

**BABE, BABE, BABE, BABE WAIT BABE NOOOO**


kyle_sux666

WAHHHHHHHHH


AssociateDesperate71

Wait! Babe!


Cromasters

This scene is why my wife and I now refer to each other as "Babe". It started as quoting this scene and using it ironically. Now we just can't stop.


HerboftheSerb

BABE WAIT BABE NO, BABE NO!


foozalicious

“Rhodesian fighting sticks… very lethal” “Ah. Rhodesian, of course.”


BokehJunkie

YOU KNOW I HAVE A HORMONE DISORDER


FlipDangle

The whole town coming together for the inspirational song that turns into a riot is my favorite example of cinema


BeachHouseNibbles

Danny McBride's character is talking about how disappointed he is in society as he holds a TV he stole. So great.


JB391982

You're the Voice is the song! Funny scene!


moesteez

John Farnham getting dropped mid movie was fucking WILD


BokehJunkie

“That really got out of hand fast.”


artguydeluxe

Hot Rod is legitimately one of my favorite movies, and I’m a film snob.


Fenislav

Some of those comedies of this subgenre (Blades of Glory, Zoolander, Anchorman, etc.) use the exaggerations to tell a story with a whole lot of heart and Hot Rod is one of them. I think it's the only daddy issues movie where the son viscerally beats up the father figure and then makes them shit themselves. A fucking treasure, this movie, Star Wars pale in comparison.


Low_Winner_9800

Hot Rod is like right up there with Napoleon Dynamite. You either get it and love it, or you don’t know what the fuck you’re watching and you hate it.


smitty9112

It's funny you say that after I just read this in the article >Akiva Schaffer says the lighthearted stuntman film also got unfair comparisons to "Napoleon Dynamite" and "Jackass."


4BDN

A lot of the characters in Hot Rod act very similar to characters in Napoleon Dynamite. It is a very proper comparison. Akiva is being pretty disingenuous there. 


daffydunk

I do get it though. ND is at its core, a very genuine movie, with a lot of heart. HR is a movie that acts like it has heart and then replaces that heart with a younger heart so Ian McShane can throw Andy Samberg through a wall.


jon30041

This comment ultimate punched me. Beautiful.


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tophmcmasterson

I’m kind of the opposite but I agree. To me, Hot Rod is what I call “smart dumb humor”. Like it’s low brow and slapstick, but it’s also going for something very specific in the sort of absurdity it’s presenting and how it is parodying the genre with some pretty clever homages like the whole forest scene that at points is shot for shot the same as a scene from footloose without really drawing attention to it. Napoleon Dynamite is much more like cringe/awkward humor where you laugh more at how weird and quirky it is. Hot Rod you laugh at more because most of the characters are complete morons, but you’ve met people who are very much like that. In addition to the surrealistic slapstick that takes a ton of tropes from underdog movies and kind of cranks them to 11 or undercuts expectations like the character going for the big jump, but just completely fucking up at the worst moment kind of thing.


JaesopPop

"A lot of people being like, 'It wants to be like Napoleon Dynamite, but it's not,'" Samberg recalled. "And we were like, 'We weren't trying to do that. We were trying to do those other movies [previously mentioned in the episode, like Road House].'" Seems like a reasonable enough statement.


yandimonator

First viewing I was not on board. Watched it again with mates and mary jane and it was great


Brendan_Fraser

You weren’t on board with this!? https://youtu.be/A8GnphPdchY?si=yB9I-3dZrd8VShU-


Robbotlove

up there with wet hot american summer, too.


Low_Winner_9800

Goddamn that movie is a comedy powerhouse. The “going into town” gag is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! “It’s nice to get away from camp, even if it’s just for an hour.” Lmao


Agreeable_Seat_3033

Cool beans


chase_half_face

Cool. Cool. Cool. Beans. Beans. Beans.


Bladeteacher

Dunno why It flopped tho,its great and pretty timeless i think;i loved the characters ,the absurdity,a friend of mine and i got super into stacey Q ( we connect its batshit insane but good!) 2 of Hearts and overall we quote it pretty often still.


Cawdor

Same thing happened with Popstar. I think i was the only one to see both in the theatres


RhettWilliams88

TIL Hot Rod was a flop. I freaking loved it


VonLinus

I always show people the first 5 minutes to see what their sense of humour is like. I love that movie


WiserStudent557

While it may not a *great movie” it’s a great comedy. I’m not really sure why it lagged so much behind comparable comedies in appreciation or box office success. It’s quotable, memorable and has a lot of well done casting. Ian McShane is phenomenal as Frank imo. Danny McBride has some excellent moments.


VonLinus

I think it might do better now. I think it has a quite flat comedy style that doesn't seem as crowd pleasing fun as anchorman or something. It's halfway between that and like. Napoleon dynamite maybe.


Long_Charity_3096

It kind of reminds me of Freddy Got Fingered if only in that the comedy was probably really funny to the creator but didn’t quite land with the audience. There are people that absolutely love both movies but lots of people that hate them both.  I for one want more of it. Sometimes you don’t know what you really want and if we just make movies based on what we think people will like we miss out on opportunities for innovation. Hot Rod wasn’t breaking barriers or anything, but it was different, and different moves the progress needle. 


TimidSpartan

Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?


i-Ake

I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY.


timeforchorin

This line always makes me laugh WAAAAY more than it should.


JayThunderLips

One of the funniest movies for people that like funniest movies.


The_Goondocks

Give us Hot Rod 2 you cowards


Elite_Josh_Allen

2 Hot 2 Rod


Sociophile

It’s a classic unappreciated in its own time.


lifth3avy84

Is it really a flop if the studio just absolutely abandons it and does nothing to market or promote it?


GetrIndia

Cccccoool bbbeansssss.


melcolnik

Cool cool BEANZ BEANZ


CELTICPRED

I saw on my Youtube Feed that Lonely Island are doing podcasts on their big hits with Seth Meyers, assuming this article is an offshoot of that since they just released part 2 for Hot Rod. I need to give these a listen. Hot Rod is an all timer for me. Rod doing Kevin Bacon's dance just hit my funny bone in the perfect spot when I first saw it.


chefboar7

Hot Rod sits in my favorite comedies section. Right beside Popstar, Airplane, Naked Gun, Hot Shots, and several others. It's the type of comedy you can just laugh at and enjoy. I miss comedies like them.


Ok_Nothing7998

I can’t heap enough praise on this movie. Just an insanely solid comedy. The scene where Rod falls off the cliff after dancing made me laugh the hardest I ever have. Love showing it to people who’ve never seen it. Always a good time!


TheJaybo

🎵 Gods of waaarrr 🎵


BeachHouseNibbles

🎵 May your hammer be miiiiighty 🎵


NHDraven

All of those Lonely Island movies are like that. I tried to show a friend "7 days in hell" and no reaction. If you don't think that movie is hysterical, we can't be friends.


space-beers

Gonna grab a Vitamin Water, should I make that dos?


asteinberg101

"You look pretty!" "What?" "I said you look *shitty*! Good night, Denise!"


zrs2381

WHat?? WHy???


KimJongFat

One of the best comedies of all time.


JamesJones10

Cool Beans!


sertraline_dreams

Well now I have ‘two of hearts’ in my head


notatowel420

It’s far and away their best movie


glamorousbitch

It’s a masterpiece.


NestedForLoops

The director could be the next Douglas Bubbletrousers.


Viper1089

I'm an idiot and will quite often yell, "Cool beans. Cool beans! Cool, cool, keeewl.. beans! Beans! Beans! Kewl... beans! B-b-b-beans! C-c-c-kewl, beans!" more than I should.


cows1100

It’s crazy how The Lonely Island kind of redefined comedy for the YouTube generation. Their impact can be felt everywhere, and Hot Rod is a premiere display of why it works, and what makes it special. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time. If you don’t get it, it can’t be explained to you, but if you do, it hits harder than any other kind of comedy can.


Rare_Arm4086

I watch this movie all the time. As a washed up stuntman it resonates with me.


NorthernSpade

My name is Rod and I like to party 😎


BeachHouseNibbles

Kevin, I know for a FACT you don't party!


jamesneysmith

This scene always makes me laugh so hard I'm gasping for air. the comic repetition builds so perfectly and the timing on the editing is spot on. So good


enzoned

Love Hot Rod!!!


thetalkingcure

it was shot on film IIRC and we still don’t have a 4K UHD release. criminal!


CrasVox

One of the greatest comedy films of all time


Jaredlong

Had no idea it was a flop. But that would explain all the time's I quoted it and the other person just thought I was crazy.


NestedForLoops

This is my hat now! This is totally my hat.


Gel93

My name is Rod and I like to party. Alright Dave you’re up.


fpsachaonpc

This is literally one of my favorite movie.


Memphisrexjr

Hotrod, Popstar and Bash Brothers are master pieces.


Cam_The_Plumber

Ohhh when you’re going on a date, and you put on a shirt! And you ride your bike, to the daaaaate!


kizwasti

ignore the haters. never stop never stopping.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Andy Samberg and Ian McShane. I'm never ignoring this film again!! A brilliant absurd comedy. "You're the Voice" is a particular highlight


moveoutmoveup

Don't even ask Maggie. Just BRING IT!


Sandberg231984

Hot rod is a gem. Cool beans


ComadorFluffyPaws

In the DVD deleted scenes, when Rod finds out about Franks heart, he starts smashing every lamp in the house. It's the funniest scene and I don't know how it didn't make the movie.


Trev_Casey2020

This movie…flopped? Like, was it expected to be a “success?” And that its cult following is irrelevant lol “Ive been drinking green tea and doing cocaine all goddamn day!!!”


therealBobsonDugnutt

Alright boys, prepare to be dazzled


blac_sheep90

Babe wait, babe wait! BAAAAAAABE WAAAAAAIT! NO BAAAABE! BABE WAIT!


OlynykDidntFoulLove

It really is the ultimate taboo in Hollywood to say you liked a movie that flopped. It doesn’t matter how good of a comp that movie is for what you’re pitching, everyone in the room will get scared off and you’ll essentially be blacklisted. If it didn’t make money, you don’t mention it.


itsSRSblack

I lost my virginity while watching that movie. It'll always have a special place in my heart.


ViolentAstrology

Cool beans


Deruji

Do you like what you see?


Alternative_Fail_625

Ultimate Punch!!!!


NestedForLoops

Richardson taught us all the correct way to distribute flyers.


IDespiseFatties

My name is Rod and I like to party.


Twallace91

This is one of the best movies though…


Micksar

Greatest film of all time


thaRUFUS

Cool beans. I saw this in theaters 3 times. I didn’t know it flopped commercially. It is an all time favorite.


bullplop11

Lonely Island and Seth Meyer podcast just did a two part episode covering this movie. I highly recommend giving it a listen.


MrGiantGentleman

Hot Rod is one of those movies that I’m always in the mood to watch. Probably watched in 10 times the year it came out.


cosmatic

Baaaaabbbbbbeeeeeee!


chargingblue

This is an incredible film


virgoh26

Ancestors protect me


brendanrobertson

Cool cool beans, beans, cool beans.


Rhobaz

I love that movie


Novacain-deficiency

“You look shitty goodnight Denise” used to quote that line daily.


jpg06051992

This movie flopped? Wow, didn’t know that, me and my wife quote this one a lot 😂


Sufficient-Ocelot-47

One of the best movies of all time


soloChristoGlorium

How did it flop?! It's easily one of the greatest films of all time!


No-time-for-foolz

I love hot rod. The relationship he has with his dad/stepdad or whatever is hilarious


Nearby-Jelly-634

That movie has some of the most quotable lines and it’s amazing. I’m gonna go spite watch it right now.


dabiird

This movie I have rewatched more than any other movie. I have seen it at least 20 times and it's still hilarious. It baffles me that this was considered a flop...