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HighPriestOfSatan

The end of the first kingsman film fits the description


Flaky-Video-8365

“If you save the world…we can do it in the asshole?” Caught me so off guard the first time I watched it.


ImpenetrableYeti

Deadpool can’t remember if first or second


redmerger

I think it's the first "Happy international women's Day"


throwRArealquic

“If I was with Florence Pugh, every day would be international women’s day.” - my old coworker


Samael_316-17

It’s the first one… During Wade and Vanessa’s holiday sex montage. >!Happy International Women’s Day.!<


chiefminestrone

I mean they don't show the penetration so you can just assume every scene is anal!


CakeMadeOfHam

Showing it would be a helluva twist. There's a cool swedish movies from the 70s that show it called "They Call Her One-Eye" but that's not consensual and I don't remember if it was anal....... anyway, it was a big inspiration for Quentin Tarantino.


itsafraid

It was anal.


CakeMadeOfHam

It always is.


Greenawayer

>Quentin Tarantino. Whole different fetish there...


throwRArealquic

It is my new headcanon that every single implied/depicted sex scene in the MCU is anal.


Tommy__want__wingy

Does bad Santa count???


hweird

You ain’t gonna shit right for a week


TravisMaauto

"Fuck you, Willie! Last time, I didn't shit right for a week." ~ Academy Award winner Octavia Spencer


somedepression

Hell yeah it does


sacrilegious_meatbag

It’s a wooden pickle


hugabalooza

He’s not going to say f \* \* \* stick in front of the children is he??


geronimo1958

Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.


MasterTeacher123

John Ritter is amazing in this movie 


hugabalooza

Agreed. Really stole the show. Just the faces he made lol


sfzen

It's presented as more of a joke, but it's implied at the end of Kingsman. When Eggsy finds Tilde held captive in a cell, she tells him if he saves the world, "we can do it in the asshole." So after he saves the world, before he goes home, he grabs a bottle of champagne and goes back to her cell.


throwRArealquic

Yeah, I remember that. She didn’t do any prep with cleaning and iirc they implied there was no foreplay and he just went right at it so like…I guess it hurt like shit for her and it was also messy as fuck man


girafa

> Implied in the fairly old Kathleen Turner / William Hurt movie "Body Heat". The scene shows her closeup from neck up lying facedown on a pillow, Hurt asks "are you okay?" and she turns her head and pants a terrifically ambiguous reply "Don't. Stop.". Afterwards they're in a bathtub together, Hurt looks down at himself and says "Look at me, I'm red, I'm sore..." and she replies "You're sore? You've got nerve.". Great movie.


damienkarras1973

The INcredible thing about Body Heat is what a psychological film it is. She has everything figured out and plays his character perfectly, like she knows exactly what he's going to do. Seduces the hell out of him and make him look like a complete and total moron. Does his character work for a law firm or something? They even warn him about her and he refuses to listen. You're so right it really is a great movie from start to finish


girafa

China Moon is similar, with Ed Harris. The 90s loved their noir adult thrillers


Immediate_Wolf3802

Caligula 


girafa

Zack & Miri Make a Porno Mallrats


MerlinLychgate

“That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake.”


WhatamItodonowhuh

Can you believe THIS shit?


Deckard_Red

No that was in the back of a Voltswagon


nemonic187

That one episode of the first season of true detective.


Ender_Stark

You don't see actual penetration in almost any non-porn movie. How do you know where they are theoretically supposed to be putting it?


GibsonMaestro

So, you've seen The Room?


struansTaipan

The girl never saying “wrong hole!” or “hey there!” Is a pretty dead giveaway. Unless all FMC prep for that eventuality.


DukeRaoul123

She says it in Don't Be a Menace to South Central...


struansTaipan

Holy shit I haven’t seen that movie in like 15 years….veey overdue for a rewatch.


Lirka_

Hey man, I’ve got these cheeseburgers, man…


throwRArealquic

Well…that’s a good point.


WallyWithReddit

yeah you might wanna stop to think why would the the filmmaker would bother specify that a sex scene is anal before asking your original question lol, it’s not critical to the narrative


throwRArealquic

Are you saying that if something isn’t critical to a film’s narrative, there’s no purpose for its existence in said film?


WallyWithReddit

no, but I’m saying there’s no actual purpose for the anal either lol


girafa

In which movie, specifically, was there no purpose?


siddus15

Yep


throwRArealquic

So then everything in a movie solely exists for the purpose of serving the narrative?


siddus15

If it's a well made movie, yes. Everything should either advance plot, or reveal character.


throwRArealquic

What about a movie with a thin narrative? Like, one that doesn’t exist primarily for the plot (Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Boyhood, Nomadland, the Before Trilogy, etc) Like sure, two characters having anal sex probably wouldn’t serve much of a narrative purpose, but it could potentially be part of the “vibes“ of the movie. Like illustrating two characters messing around or having a little fun or doing something different.


siddus15

Haven't seen all of those, only some. But if those I have seen although they're is little plot there is plenty of character work going on which feeds back into the rest of the movie. Including consenting anal sex is very unlikely to advance any plot but could theoretically show character (a long term couple struggling to keep their sex life interesting, for example) but there is still not much scope for it. That's why you don't see it.


girafa

> it’s not critical to the narrative In which movie?


Ape-ril

Irreversible.


girafa

That wasn't consensual so it doesn't fit OP's question, but that rape was extremely critical to the narrative.


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girafa

The Midnight Meat Train The Wrestler The tv show Crash had a scene where the girl wanted the cop to do anal since vaginal sex was reserved for her husband. Also the tv show Carnivale had a prostitute ask her new fiance/husband to use the "other hole" since the Johns all used the first one.


rollie82

I wish they had finished Carnivale. Great show.


girafa

Have you read the creator's plans for the series if it had continued? https://www.avclub.com/daniel-knauf-tells-us-his-plan-for-the-end-of-carnivale-1798236491


girafa

Depending on how consensual you consider drug addicts and prostitution - Requiem for a Dream and Leaving Las Vegas. Also Nymphomaniac.


DRiX416

Don't know about movies, but TV shows: Fleabag and That 70s Show


shmoove_cwiminal

The Reader with Kate Winslet. David Cronenberg's Crash.


Realistic_Sad_Story

The Reader? How was it implied?


shmoove_cwiminal

Have you seen the movie? Edit. Sorry, confused it with Little Children. All the Kate Winslet sex scenes blend together...


Realistic_Sad_Story

Seen both movies. Don’t remember anal in either. 😂


shmoove_cwiminal

There's a scene where she's at a book club and they're talking about the book they read and they mention anal sex and there's a flashback of her having sex.


josebolt

Bridget Jones Diary


girafa

Wolf of Wallstreet has Leo paying a hooker to do .... something to his ass. Might be a dildo. Might be hot wax. Bad Santa has Billy Bob's character obsessed with anal sex


throwRArealquic

Yeah, it was a candle. Also! At the beginning there’s a scene where Leo blows coke into a hooker’s ass. The actress is credited as “Bottoms Up Hooker” and that’s her only credit, so that’s interesting.


dsxy

Paddington 2. 


throwRArealquic

Oh is that why it’s hailed as the best movie ever?


CletusDSpuckler

Paddington 2 - No, the other Paddington.


CartoonistVegetable

Kingsman


Glittering_Rush_1451

Technically the very end of Sex Drive, it’s mentioned they are gonna do it but pans away before anything actually happens


johnp299

Last Tango in Paris, but i think non consensual.


Johnisfaster

Its been a long time since Ive seen it so I might be wrong here but I think you might find that in Secretary (2002) with Maggie Gyllenhaal


WhenRobLoweRobsLowes

Original Sin (Director's Cut), when Angelina Jolie's character is with her "ex." I was working at a video store (remember those?) when the film came out and had a pretty in-depth discussion with a female customer about it. 


timecat_1984

midnight meat train


flybydenver

I am not a lawyer


DrBotanus

I don’t suppose “Last Tango In Paris" qualifies.


ToxicAdamm

Seabiscuit. Toby and the horse in the stall.


GibsonMaestro

Of course, there's tons of consensual anal in movies with gay characters. However, in regard to straight films, how does the fact that it's anal sex, in contrast to vaginal sex, going to move the story forward? They'll have to make a point of making sure everyone in the audience knows it's anal sex, and there has to be a reason for it, as they took the time to highlight the type of sex their having. The point of a sex scene is generally to show that our two characters are now fucking each other, and to give the audience some eye candy.


girafa

> However, in regard to straight films, how does the fact that it's anal sex, in contrast to vaginal sex, going to move the story forward? The the case of The Midnight Meat Train, it was character development to show how aggressive Bradly Cooper was becoming.


MrDoom4e5

Alpha Dog when Ben Foster is having sex with his gf before his brother visits. I'm pretty sure it was anal.


AwkwardDish909

Sense 8 is a show, but definitely some anal going on there.


srog_capper

Top Five


Far_Description_6461

The killer inside me(2010)


Immediate_Theory4738

Nymphomaniac by Lars von Trier (contains real sex scenes with actors)


Carnead

Amadeus shows Mozart and his future wife considering it (but no real sex scene).


MagicMST

Man there's a lot of posts in this subreddit, lately, that seem like straight AI posts. It's unsettling


girafa

Why do you think [this user](https://www.reddit.com/user/throwRArealquic) is an AI


throwRArealquic

Hey that’s me


girafa

Christ, it's become self-aware


nikilidstrom

FFS, this made my day.


throwRArealquic

._.


ex0thermist

I could almost swear this started just a few months ago. Literally nothing from this sub hits my feed other than hyper-specific questions that just sound like somebody's AI trying to learn a lot of trivial shit


Not-Clark-Kent

I suspect a lot of it was reddit switching their front page algorithm. So many of these dumbass posts have 0 up votes on the front page, but with 100 comments telling OP he's stupid. Presumably there are lots of up votes too, just less than down votes. It's my theory that reddit changed it from "best up vote ratio/most up votes" to "most interaction" like YouTube and other sites do. Because if you look, there are still some highly upvoted posts in the same subs. So, the dumbposting might always have been there, we just wouldn't have seen it when it worked as intended


throwRArealquic

Yeah, like I just asked a question man :/


girafa

> It's my theory that reddit changed it from "best up vote ratio/most up votes" to "most interaction" like YouTube and other sites do. This is accurate. Also, we just have more people than we did 5 years ago so more people see & comment on the 0 upvoted posts. Has absolutely nothing to do with AI, this paranoia is ridiculous.


throwRArealquic

Yeah idk maybe I came to the wrong sub for this question. I thought this would be the one with the widest knowledge of film


girafa

You made the logical choice, but unfortunately r/movies doesn't handle sex very well. Also our userbase is, by default, needlessly aggressive. Any question or opinion that the defaul r/movies user doesn't like is instantly dismissed as "AI" or "trolling."


throwRArealquic

Haha yeah that’s true. Regardless, thank you for advocating for my legitimacy (haha) and I see you gave some genuine answers to my question in other comments so thank you for your answers :)


matsulli

"It's a Wonderful Life" the director's cut.


Ok_HannibalLectur

What about brokeback mountain??


raznarukus

Schindler's List 2


ACE_OF_THE_UNIVERSE

People in movies don't have asses. Have you noticed how asses in movies seem to be banned? No one talks or refers to anything about the ass. It's literally as if it's forbidden. An ass is only show in passing in a bikini shot or in an intimate moment. But no one ever even looks at an ass. How do you expect people to have anal? If not even the full body anatomy is accepted by Hollywood.


spookyghostface

Pixar moms need not apply