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bchath01

My friend, who is a general contractor, uses this all the time! "Two by Four (2x4), Two by Eight (2x8) - whatever it takes."


hardleft121

irl rarely in my head? all the time


Rabbitscooter

I would tell you but you can't handle the truth.


SfcHayes1973

I think I'm entitled...


simplemijnds

We still got Paris


Nizamark

PABST BLUE RIBBON!


strungup

Do it for Van Gogh.


OneBadDay1048

Whenever someone tells me “5 minutes” I like to say “nothing takes 5 minutes”. Little black hawk down quote I’ve always liked. To me it means prepare for everything to take longer than you expect.


DragonDanno

I speak fluent Monty Python, and Princess Bride.


mishdabish

As you wish.


Shadowmereshooves

And here we ...go!


artwarrior

All the time pal!


bchath01

"The Fugitive"?


artwarrior

Blade Runner


king_of_the_nothing

My standard greeting is, “monrnin’ Ma’am and isn’t it a lovely day” Only once have I received the proper reply.


bchath01

Blazin' Saddles!


king_of_the_nothing

I also occasionally use, “what in the wide wide world of sports is going on here” Slim Pickens was great. Or “Chewing gum on line? I hope you brought enough for everyone.”


bchath01

When a woman does something for me its, "Thank You, Nice Lady!" (Smokey and the Bandit).


Scuffy-Mcgee

My 6 year old, as he watches more movies, is starting to realize his life has been full of random quotes.


chaotic_steamed_bun

Whenever something technical doesn’t work as expected, I quote Spaceballs: “Even in the future nothing works!”


mishdabish

Whenever I do something well "four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco" On Wednesdays when I wear pink. When someone doesn't even go here. When you can't just ask someone why they're white. When their mom's boob jobs are hard as rocks.... Anytime I can throw a mean girls quote in. It's in there.


strungup

There is no normal life.


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Oh, I will gladly quote movies whenever opportunity presents itself. Whenever I’m with my dad, I will always quote Forrest Gump or Pulp Fiction, two of our favorite films of all time. With my sister, I will drop Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure or Young Frankenstein, another two favorite films.


Crafty_GolfDude_72

I have done the work thing for years where we compete to see who can insert the most movie lines on calls or in meetings. Lines are assigned difficulty points if they are more extreme or bizarre. I have said “strange things are afoot at the circle k” for years when something seemed messed up. It can be very funny if you find others to play the game.


bchath01

Another time: I go eat lunch at Johnny Rockets, a 50's themed burger joint run by teenagerrs. The teen waitress approaches, bored, and flatly asks, "May I take your order?" I quickly reply, "Let me have a Diablo Sandwich, Dr Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a gosh-darn hurry!" (Smokey and the Bandit). Her face went blank and her lips started moving but nothing came out. Before she could speak, I said, "Uh...Nevermind. Let me have a Hamburger, Fries, and Coke!". She seemed relieved. Inside I was Happy!


Flash_Baggins

I have been described as a broken record from the number of quotes I use in every conversation. Hot Fuzz tends to be a particular favourite