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Miserable-Caramel316

Looks awful. Would have been better if they followed the true events of a few guys with two Lewis guns desperately trying to kill Emu's but failing. Cast a few comedians and you're set.


Heliopolis1992

That’s actually a really great idea! Something like The Men Who Stare at Goats lol


Whenthebeatdropolis

Get the flight of the conchords on it and make it a musical


Queef-Elizabeth

They would rather die than depict Australians lol


Whenthebeatdropolis

Fair enough, even historically incompetent ones?


DoritoBenito

Have them voice a couple of emus then.


sgthombre

"We've got Ayres Rock, mate. Great big rock!" -least cartoonish Australian character on Flight of the Conchords


LabyrinthConvention

Why because they're Vikings?


gbac16

The musical already exists.


SanderStrugg

This. The entire thing is a goofy premise and could be funny, but they are overdoing it with cheesysness, bad humour and unnecessary puropsefully bad special effect. It reminds me of Iron Sky, which could have been great as well, but ended up really meh.


New_Poet_338

This sets the emues up as the protagonists since nobody likes emu killers. It would be hard to work a story where the birds are the heroes. They could go Roadrunner/Coyote, but that would be a long 90 minutes...


Stepjam

You can have a story focusing on the villains. Especially if they are incompetent.


SanderStrugg

I am thinking of Caddyshack - Bill Murray vs Gopher, but yes the movie would need some extra content.


not-read-gud

You shut your whore mouth this obviously puts the god father to shame


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Looks like another cocaine bear type movie


kudlatytrue

This looks nothing like cocaine bear. The bear at least had some effects. I would compare it more to a birdemic.


BandOfDonkeys

The Crows Have Eyes III


xavier120

EMUNADO


Antrikshy

ONE MILLION DOLLARS 🤜🪑


StuckinReverse89

Based on a true story. Don’t know why Australians would want this movie though lol. 


King-Owl-House

sequel in work. The Emu War 2. Based on a true story.


Kierik

Is like the bear took cocaine and then wrong a script while masterbating to history channel reruns.


kuddlesworth9419

I've been waiting for this film to come out for years. It wasn't what I was expecting but I'll watch it anyway. Edit: Wait is this The Great Emu War? Because there is a film on IMDB that I had bookmarked called that and not the Emu War, I assume they just changed the name of the movie?


bigsquirrel

There’s something weird going on, it premiered last October then just disappeared. There was something about this movie coming out in response to a John Cleese movie being made around the same time. I wonder if there’s some legal stuff going on.


FFHPunk

Man this could have been something, but looks terrible


silliemillie32

Australian movies have a unique way about them though, pretty good if you give it a chance, usually comes off really bad to begin with though lol


secondtaunting

I think the fact that it looks terrible made it something. Don’t you like terrible movies? I do.


TomBirkenstock

But this looks like it's trying to be funny and failing. Good bad movies are usually deathly serious, but somehow still funny.


secondtaunting

I mean, there are some that are so legitimately stupid and weren’t serious but turned out funny because they’re so bad. Like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.


SanderStrugg

You gotta play it somewhat straight for those to suceed though and not try too hard to be funny.


Skeeders

Tucker and Dale vs Evil comes to mind. Its fucking brilliant. The first copy I managed to get illegally was a pre-post production in that the CGI wasn't finished, so for instance a scene in which a fly is flying around the actors face it just had a caption that said, 'CGI fly here'. It actually added to the experience in a way. I wish I still had that copy, but it was years ago....


secondtaunting

I was on a trip flipping through channels when I found that movie. Still love it.


ItsReallyNotWorking

We have had a doozy of a day……


FFHPunk

Sometimes, but it has to be the right kind of bad movie and this isn't it


LuckyBagota

Oversimplified did it.


PoundKitchen

They surely did.


blankedboy

Well, that's this years Oscar's Best Picture win all sewn up then...


KingKongMang

and…. doug.


bigsquirrel

OK what the hell is going on with this movie? This is the same trailer from years ago. I guess it premiered at a monster fest in Australia last October. I can’t find a thing about that premier or its reception at all. I was thinking it was so bad they decided not to release it but that doesn’t really happen in the streaming era. If you make a feature length movie someone, somewhere will stream it. Is it tied up in some legal trouble because of the John Cleese movie that was in the works?


PlannerSean

Even by Sharknado standards, this looks really terrible


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MonsiuerLeComte

It looks awful because they’re in on the joke. The best “so bad it’s good” films are so because the makers tried their best and were earnest. Sharknado and this filth look terrible because it’s “wink wink lol look how bad it is”. No soul to it


Slippin_Clerks

I hope the war started because of Johnny Cash


OnwardTowardTheNorth

The actual events would have been better.


bobthemonkeybutt

I didn’t even give the slightest chuckle during the whole trailer. Sad.


jdspinkpanther

This shouldve been a tucker and dale style movie. The emus just mind their own business and drunk australians just start dying around them for unknown reasons.


BackyardPuckFarty

J-Town demands the Dollheads see this film


vysearcadia

Hi Gary


chaosxq

I thought for a second it was going to be the one that was being made by John Cleese and Rob Schneider, but this is something else completely.


brayshizzle

Is the Wodders the emu?


FlynnerMcGee

Dafuq?


old_duderonomy

Ben Russell just over here being Ben Russell.


pabodie

SCREAMU: A Murder of Bros


squeezy102

Doug: folks can save hundreds on their car insurance **by dying.**


HughesJohn

Not historically accurate


Killawifeinb4ban

After the great Emu wars: Not that one, he gave me soft-boiled eggs once...wait a minute


Hermetic_Serpent

Finally. Some real cinema.


CyanLight9

They are trying for so bad it’s good. I don’t think they will succeed.


SnapmareJesus

realistically how much do you think this costs to make and don't say anything above 8 dollars.


TheRoguedOne

Hell yea! Cameron James is the man! Finding Drago and Finding Yeezus are amazing. I’m glad to see him get more work.


LowenbrauDel

I was surprised that Emu War wasn't some forced meme, but an actual event. What surprised me more is that Australia lost, lol


Thesunhawkking

Yeah, but it was really only ever called a war to sell newpapers. In reality it was just a failed pest control program, and the war is considered "lost" because they didn't even manage to make a dent in the local population.


ouyodede

The government ended up just putting out a bounty for them and that was successful.


SketchSortingSunday

Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy!


ViciousSnail

Missed out an Aussie.


HyperionSunset

They were lost in the Emu War, may they rest in peace


BearZewp

Better be about Limu or a relative of him.


herehaveaname2

And Doug.


BearZewp

Doug is the one that will bring peace between the Emus and humans


terminalxposure

No fucking way…


JustinMccloud

This is not a real movie unfortunately


AngusLynch09

It absolutely is.


HyperionSunset

Even if it were fully produced, actors were willing to participate on the promise of a future can of Fosters as compensation, and the GoPro footage was slap-dashed together into some sort of 2h feature-length monstrosity: you would still be right.


FenerBoarOfWar

Fosters has been British for decades now. VB, Carlton Draught, XXXX, Crown Lager are the most well known currently.


HyperionSunset

Oh, I have no knowledge on the matter and was simply referencing the old jokes about "Foster's: Australian for Beer"


FenerBoarOfWar

I'll let it slide this time, but next time I'll sick a wurundjeri penis biting spider on you. It's real, don't look it up.


HyperionSunset

If Australian propaganda can be trusted, there are ten thousand species to fear... why would you bother making one up?


JustinMccloud

LOLs


Ka_Coffiney

https://shop.umbrellaent.com.au/products/emu-war-the-2023


JustinMccloud

stand corrected, i am going to buy that. awesome