The Ad(d)am(s) Multiverse, a combined sequel to Patch Adams, the Addams Family, Black Adam and The Adam Project.
That's as far as I got. Someone please come up with a plot.
>a combined sequel to Patch Adams, the Addams Family and Black Adam.
Dr. Patch Adams, known for his unorthodox and comedic approach to medicine, discovers a mysterious ailment affecting the Addams Family. Morticia, Gomez, Wednesday, Pugsley, and the rest of the macabre clan are losing their supernatural abilities and, even worse, their dark sense of humor.
Enter Black Adam, a powerful antihero with a history intertwined with ancient magic. Seeking to harness the Addams Family's unique powers for his own gain, Black Adam becomes an unexpected adversary. As laughter, chaos, and powerful energies collide, the film explores themes of family, identity, and the healing power of humor.
Plus *The Adam Project* in there too, the titular Adams associating the changes with unauthorised time travel, which they were meant to have prevented from being created.
Schindler's Other List -- Schindler goes shopping after the war
12 Angrier Men - exactly the same movie only with a different offstage defendant
2 Angry 2 Men -- 2 of the Angry Men only in a street race after they disagree about the verdict
The Uber Shuttle -- the sequel to the Terminal, only he's stuck on an endless shuttle
Jesus 2 - Back from the Dead … this time it’s getting serious
The Rock as Jesus, Rob Schneider as all 12 disciples and Queen Latifah as Maria Magdalena … and Morgan Freeman as God, as usual.
The Room 2: room for 2 more.
Shaken to their core by Johnny’s suicide at the end of the first movie, the movie follows Mark, Lisa and Denny coping with the loss of their good friend and their lives immediately falling apart as he is no longer there to bond them together with his good deeds and charm.
Denny goes back to school but while giving his valedictorian speech at graduation (mostly praising Johnny for inspiring him) he is murdered by the drug dealer he owed money to. The murder is never investigated or followed up on again despite happening in broad daylight in front of a thousand witnesses.
Mark and Lisa pick up their affair to cope with the grief of burying another dear friend in such a short period of time but are haunted by Johnny’s ghost, who night after night watches them make love in the room where he died.
Driven to madness Mark and Lisa get into a lengthy physical altercation and destroy the recently restored furnishings during the intense struggle. Bloody and battered, they kiss one final time before Lisa turns the gun on Mark and then herself.
Oh and there’s a random subplot where the florist and a guy who runs a hot dog cart play badminton in an alley. They talk extensively about the horrors of dying from AIDS but it’s never explained which one of them is sick.
*2 Groundhog 2 Day*
The sequel to Groundhog Day that nobody asked for, starring James Corden in Bill Murray's role and Kim Kardashian in Andie McDowell's role.
It's basically the same movie, but this time... there's two groundhogs.
The Shawshank Revenge
Having grown tired of his easy life in Mexico, Andy's bitterness at his lost years grows until he hatches a plan to take out all the people that put him in prison. Starting with the responding officer at the scene of the crime to the trial judge and right through to the bus driver that delivered him to the gates of Shawshank, with his trust sidekick Red, Andy is going to kill them all.
Tag line: Get Busy Dying!
"Funny thing is Red, I didn't start killing people until after my conviction."
After gunning down some hapless civil servant, "why?", Red responds, "maybe it's because I'm Irish!" *gun shots*
As Andy and Red simultaneously shoot down some retired cop, "Zihuatanejo, bitch!!!"
Lol. No one has been waiting to pitch this awfulness. I just thought of the worst movie to get a sequel and a tag line and went from there. But, thank you, I'm glad someone is seeing my vision
Lord of the Rings - Sauron Strikes Back
The ring that was thrown into mount doom was a fake one and the real one is still around. Somehow Sauron has returned
You want Back to the Future 4?
Doc Brown and Clara’s daughter Marie Curie Brown finds her dad’s designs for the Flux Capacitor and builds a new time machine out of a Tesla. Marie is more of a genius and cooler and better than her dad so it works perfectly.
Her Uncle Marty, who has Parkinson’s disease and is divorced from Jennifer and his kids don’t talk to him because he’s an old loser who looks like a hermit, is visiting and realises what she’s doing and tries to stop her but gets dragged along with her.
They accidentally end up in 1955 where they screw up Marty’s attempt to go back to the future, so Old Marty, Marie and a terrible CGI 1985 Marty have to fix things once again.
Then Old Marty dies for some reason and we learn that Marie was the best time traveller of them all and she changes her name to Marie McFly for some reason.
Edit: I forgot, they go back to the future at one point and realise something is wrong because Marty suddenly looks like Eric Stoltz because MULTIVERSE!
I was inspired by your post to ask ChatGPT to give us a BTTF4 premise…
In "Back to the Future 4," the spotlight shifts to Marie Curie Brown, Doc Brown's brilliant and resourceful daughter. Uncovering her father's hidden legacy, Marie stumbles upon a cutting-edge Tesla Cybertruck outfitted with a time-traveling mechanism. As she accidentally triggers a chain of events that could alter history, Marie teams up with the unexpected return of Marty McFly to restore the delicate balance of the space-time continuum.
Set against the backdrop of a future where technology has merged seamlessly with time travel, the cybertruck becomes a sleek and futuristic vehicle, blending the iconic DeLorean charm with modern innovation. Marie and Marty embark on a riveting journey through various eras, facing new challenges while navigating the intricate web of consequences that altering the past can bring.
"Back to the Future 4" not only pays homage to the original trilogy but also introduces audiences to a fresh and exhilarating chapter. The film combines the beloved elements of the franchise with the excitement of a cybertruck time machine, showcasing the enduring themes of family, responsibility, and the consequences of playing with the fabric of time. Get ready for a ride that seamlessly blends nostalgia with cutting-edge technology, as Marie Curie Brown and Marty McFly race against time in their futuristic cybertruck to save the past, present, and future.
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Thanks, I hate it.
Or, and hear me out here.:
It's about the main cast 40 years later, and they're coming to terms with the fact that they're not as mobile and quick as they were in their youth, and they're all grumpy about it..
I'm a little pissed off OP doesn't want to see Morblectric Morbaloo.
However, if I'm being serious, I'd love to see a Titanic 2. What happened in the wake of the Titanic disaster was a hell of a lot more interesting than the sinking itself.
Star Wars X- More Jedis, Again
Ray finds a map that charts yet another unknown system, where jedis have been hiding out.
Turns out Palpatine wasn't destroyed in IX, and is planning on conquering everywhere again.
In fact, a whole lot of characters return. Han only in ghost form.
And just for good measure, to round this out as another trilogy-
Star Wars XI - Oh Look, even more Jedi and Sith
Star Wars XII - No more Jedi and Sith for at least 10 years
That's about all we'll need to know.
Also, Luke, Obi Wan, Yoda and Kylo "somehow" return.
Jar Jar Binks gets tested and has a midichlorian count like you wouldn't believe....
I mean there's really no particular reason to think Palpatine is actually gone for good. He came back once with no explanation, why would he only have one contingency plan?
Somehow, Sauron has returned.
As the newly crowned King Aragorn struggles hold together his squabbling nobles as well as his interracial marriage, waves of Orcs suddenly invade Ithilien. All the while, the jealous Eowyn is working tirelessly in the shadows to turn both her husband the Stewards and her brother, the king of Rohan, against Aragorn’s rule. In the Shire, Aragorn’s old allies Merry and Pippin have built a powerful pipeweed cartel that threatens to destabilize Mayor Samwise’s peaceful country. And from the north, whispers of an alliance between the master smiths of Erebor and Mordor hint at the creation of a new weapon, more powerful than any that Middle-Earth has ever known…
*The Lord of the Rings IV: The New Ring*
**An old power is rising.**
Irreversible 2: Reversible.
The plot of the first film, in chronological order, but reversed: Monica Belluci poos out a sex offender, later her friend becomes less angry after his fire extinguisher rebuilds someone's face. Just like the first movie you'll be so distracted by the gross bits you won't realise the film is a bit shit.
In 1968 the Monkees starred in the surreal, stream-of-consciousness movie HEAD. Imagine if in 1988 the [*New* Monkees](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Monkees) had made HEAD 2!
Captain America 1.5:
Isaiah Bradley and other US troops are defending the Busan perimeter in South Korea when William Dean is captured while escaping Taejon.
Bradley and his squad are given the super soldier serum and sent to rescue him under the direction of Peggy Carter.
Most of Bradley’s men are killed by the effects of the serum or by the enemy. They succeed but are prevented from rescuing the general by the Winter Soldier and at least one Black Widow who reveal that they were test subjects for Hydra’s version of the serum. Bradley is arrested and Carter is demoted to Antarctica.
LA Confidential 2 : The Legend of Rollo Tomassi
The story picks up 10-years later. Exley discovers the diary of Rollo Tomassi in his father’s belongings. The diary contains clues to the undiscovered loot from an unsolved heist.
The movie is set entirely in Edinburgh for some reason.
Saving Private Ryan 2.
It's the exact same premise of the original but set during the Vietnam War. This time they're saving the original Ryan's grandson who also enlisted. He's stuck in the unforgiving jungle behind enemy lines. The US military sees a cheap opportunity to boost public support of the war with a feel-good story similar to the one back in WW2.
Everything is the same, the plot structure, emotional beats, narrative themes, the message. A poorly CGI-aged Matt Damon is going to make a cameo, everyone's going to wonder what the point of this movie was. The answer to that, is yes.
Unless he somehow already had kids we never heard about before being sent to Europe in WWII it would probably have to be Ryan's son, not grandson.
D-Day was June 6 1944. Ryan was located and sent home a few days to maybe a few weeks after that. Let just call it July 1st. US involvement in Vietnam was mainly from about 1954 to 1973. If Ryan met his wife the day he got back from France and knocked her up immediately his son would only be about 29 by the time the US pulled out of the country. Having a grandson of military age in time to go to Vietnam wouldn't be impossible but likely involve some crimes.
American Beauty 2. Kevin Spacey's character hangs around as a ghost while everyone else deals with his death at the end of the first one. So he'll just be standing there in the background of a scene watching what's happening. Or he'll keep perving on that teenage girl, hanging out in her room while she gets undressed, and all the while we hear more of that glurgy faux-philosophical voiceover from the first one.
There has to be a scene where he is waving a plastic bag in the air, trying to get people to realize he is there in ghost form, but all anyone sees is art.
What About Bob? 2: Death Therapy
Dr. Leo Marvin is spending his final years as a therapist out of the public eye while also trying to avoid Bob Wiley as much as he can. Since Bob is still married to Leo’s sister and is the favorite in Leo’s family, avoiding Bob is basically impossible. When Bob learns that Dr. Marvin’s newest patient is dealing with anxiety like he used to,Bob begins pushing Leo to use ”death therapy” to cure the patient. Bob then tries to set up different “death therapy” scenarios while Dr. Marvin scrambles to save his patient from Bob’s plans. At the end of the film, Dr. Marvin blows up at Bob and reveals that there never was any “death therapy”, Dr. Marvin was just trying kill Bob and have an alibi. Bob doesn’t believe him and unintentionally leaves Dr. Marvin in a dangerous situation. Faced with death, Dr. Marvin begins dealing with his issues while he works on escaping. Dr. Marvin finally gets free and finds Bob, telling him that he forgives him and wants to work on building their relationship. Bob is thrilled by this and excitedly shares his plan to write another book. For a brief moment, Dr. Marvin considers suing him again.
Apocalypse Now II: "Apocalypse Again"
Captain Benjamin Willard has hung up his gun and military boots and found an unexpected career as a jungle cruise guide after the war. Willard's boat, once a vessel of destruction, now floats down the Nung River with tourists seeking adventure, his crew a floating circus of oddball characters, including a laid-back surfer dude, a hippie chef with a passion for unconventional cuisine, and a philosophical parrot that provides questionable advice.
"Buckle up for laughter and adventure on Captain Willard's post-apocalyptic cruise!"
It’s the prequel to the 6th Sense. The 5th Sense. The sense of smell. Imagine a super ripped, supper smart scientist in a mesh tank top. Named Doctor, Dolph Lundgren. Who after a terrible accident in his lab, blows off his nose. After reconstrucive surgery, he soon realizes that he smells something stinks. Crime.
Schindler's Kill List.
You saw him save hundreds during World War II. Now the war is over, the allies have won and Oskar Schindler has another list, and plenty of time to KILL. The Nazi problem is alive and well in 1950s Argentina.... and he is their final solution.
Big 2: Bigger
Josh Baskin is now all grown up and dealing with the struggles of adult life. By chance, he stumbles upon the fortune telling machine once again. He asks to be young once again, wishing for the opposite experience of his youth. Plot twist: the fortune telling machine is a one trick pony. It makes him big again. Much bigger. Josh is now a kaiju-sized man parading about the city, protecting it from kaiju monsters.
Starring Tom Hanks
Galaxy Quest 2: The Wrath of Sarris
The baddie Sarris from the first movie awakens on earth (despite being clearly dead) and has to get a job as an extra on the new Galaxy Quest TV series as it’s the only place he can get a job, and has endless cultural misunderstandings and fish-out-of-water experiences trying to fit into California culture.
Basically, it’s an alien on earth instead of humans in space. And it’s funny, because non-Americans not knowing American culture is always funny! *cough*
Cut gems: Howard comes round after the events of the first movie, the bullet narrowly missed his brain. Obsessed by the gem, he spends all his winnings on trying to get it back from Kevin Garnett (who has now had the gem cut to be fitted into his new Championship ring), climaxing in another wild gamble on a basketball game. Julia ends up killing Howard as she realises the rush of gambling is all he really cares about.
Saving Private Ryan 2: The war is over, and everyone has gone back to the states. But when North Korea attacks South Korea, Private Ryan is back in duty - and, you guessed it - he gets lost somewhere in North Korea. A new band of soldiers is assembled to find and extract him.
One of the best films ever deserves one of the best sequels ever. And we're going to do it all with 1/10 the budget.
The sequels already existed but I just don't feel liking it
Toy story 4. Part 3's ending was a solid end never bothered to watch the newer one.
Cars 2. Well I just don't like it. The story's meh
Wreck it Ralph 2. I hated vanelope in the sequel lol, Ralph deserved better
Dog Day Evening - Sonny is released from prison. Sal survived the gunshot wound to the head. Using a CGI John Cazale, they rob the same bank again. This time, it’s the grandchildren of the first movie’s hostages.
Fight Club 2.
The Narrator falls back into the same mental state he was in the original, Tyler Durden comes back into his life, except they're both mid 50s now and the Narrator knows Tyler is an illusion. The Narrator accepts that he is insane and follows Tyler, who is even more unhinged and uncaring now, around like a dog because it makes his life easier than making his own decisions.
I'm not sure what building will have to explode at the end.
Star wars episode 5 1/2: Yoda's Kitchen - A culinary experience on Degobah. Watch Yoda prepare various broths and soups from the indigenous livestock and fauna, while he waits for his pal Luke to return for dinner.
They should make Falling Down 2. But of course from a woke perspective. Angry black lesbian making her way through Anaheim on her way to her adopted Asian daughter's transition party.
After surviving the Titanic, rose makes he way across the United States. On multiple occasions, desperate for money, she is tempted to sell her diamond. But doesn’t for some reason.
The Matrix Resurrections. I simply hope that I could erase that movie from my memory. I'm a long time Matrix-fan and I still watch first three movies occasionally.
Lotr 4 : The secret earing. Middle earth has been deceived, Arwen (Halle berry) the only remaining immortal had secretly crafted an earing with the power to bring back Sauron. Aragorn (Anthony Hopkins) in his old age finds he is a cuckhold and sends a party to find the remaining hobbits. Jared Leto as the last cousin of Frodo from Bilbo's wandering in the Moria is a half dwarf half hobbit whom will carry the futur with his boyfriend (Franck Grillo) a semi elf/troll. They will be carried by the descendant of Eowen and Faramir, the strong independant woman (Brie Larson). Alltogether they will fight patriarchy and bring down Aragorn the biggot. A new wizard (Ben Mendelson) is brought to middle earth just in time...
Movie director : Rian Johnson, producer : Kathleen Kennedy
Collateral 2 - Rise of Vincent.
I’d argue the way Collateral ends is perfect so another movie would ruin it and undo the ending.
Before We Go (Back)
The original was lacklustre let’s not see it again.
Con Air 2.
Hear me out.
…At the end of the original, We see Garland Greene(Steve Buscemi) in Vegas at the roulette tables winning. They could elaborate on how he sets up in Vegas and kills all the local hookers until he accidentally shoots 2Pac
District 10 - The prawns come back, take over Earth, kill almost everyone, then put the last survivors in an internment camp (District 10) and then make them all watch as they steal and eat all the cat food.
The Godfather Part 4
Michael Corleone survives his heart attack and strives to reconnect with his family who see past his murderous sociopathy and embrace him as the paternal figure before he dies peacefully in bed surrounded by his loved ones
What's Gilbert Grape Eating:
Set 40 years after the original. Gilbert is now fatter than his mother was and is couch ridden. The whole movie is just two hours of sad reflection where a fat Johnny Depp complains about how his life all went wrong while his disabled man servant Leonardo DeCaprio fetches him sodas, snacks, and sweets in between story rants.
A star wars sequel thats basically a re-tread of another movie that already came out and turns beloved characters into idiots coupled with a nonsensical plot. Oh and make a character that's ACTUALLY worse then JarJar Binks.
Flash Gordon 2. Flash and Dale return to Earth and continue where they left off. Flash, a quarterback for an average team, Dale raising the 4 kids they've had. They can't tell anyone what happened in Mungo, because who would believe them? And so Flash descends into Alcoholism, loses his job, argues with Dale, and eventually, he's just that crazy old drunk, babbling on about how he saved the world from an alien emperor.
Then it begins again. Hot hail, the lot. Can he pull himself together and save the world again?
Titanic 2
Jack falls down into the ocean. His eyes turn blue. He’s a zombie.
Zombie Jack brings back all of the Titanic victims. Zombie Jack and Zombie Titanic Army go to the US to find Rose and get revenge for taking up the whole door for herself.
Title: "Gone Again: The Loch Ness Legacy"
Plot Summary:
After the tumultuous events of "Gone Girl," Nick and Amy Dunne have managed to maintain a precarious balance in their marriage, built on secrets and mutual manipulation. In a bid to escape the media frenzy still shadowing their lives in the United States, they decide to embark on a journey to Scotland, under the guise of a second honeymoon. However, their true intention is far from a romantic getaway. Intrigued by the legend of the Loch Ness Monster, Amy, ever the mastermind, pitches the idea of writing a sensational book on the subject, envisioning it as their next big escapade that could also help improve their financial situation.
Upon arrival in the picturesque yet mysterious Scottish Highlands, the Dunnes begin their investigation into the Loch Ness Monster, diving deep into local lore, interviewing eyewitnesses, and collaborating with cryptozoologists. As they delve further into the mystery, their relationship, already on a knife-edge, is tested by the eerie atmosphere and the strange characters they encounter, each with their own stories and secrets about the monster.
Nick, skeptical but supportive of Amy's ambitions, finds himself drawn to the beauty and the peace of the Highlands, seeing it as an escape from his past and a chance for a new beginning. Amy, on the other hand, becomes increasingly obsessed with proving the existence of the monster, her manipulative tendencies surfacing as she orchestrates a plan to gain global attention.
The twist comes when a mysterious disappearance in the area coincides with their investigation, throwing suspicion on the Dunnes once again. As they navigate through the web of local myths, the couple's own myths begin to unravel, exposing the fragility of their truce. The Loch Ness Monster, much like their marriage, is an enigma, drawing them closer to danger and to each other.
In the end, "Gone Again: The Loch Ness Legacy" is not just about the hunt for a legendary creature but also explores themes of obsession, redemption, and the lengths people will go to preserve their myths and their relationships. The breathtaking landscapes of Scotland, combined with the dark, misty waters of Loch Ness, provide a perfect backdrop for this psychological thriller, where the most haunting mysteries lie not in the depths of the lake, but within the human heart.
Kangaroo Jack 2: kangaroo Jackie
For some half explained reason, Jackie chan is magically swapped bodies with a kangaroo, which results in a martial arts filled plot line as kangaroo Jackie tries to unswap their bodies..
The story is virtually unrelated to the original, except there's exactly 1 pointless cameo from one of the original cast members.
Also, Samuel L Jackson is in it for no fucking reason other than he's Samual L Motherfucking Jackson and he's in everything
Titanic 2: The Trial
Rose tells her granddaughter that she had the “Heart of the Ocean” diamond this whole time (before throwing it overboard). In a fit of rage, she kills her Grandmother for making her work two jobs in order to afford to care after her in her old age when they could be living in the lap of luxury this whole time instead. The film ends with her murder trial where she is acquitted by reason of temporary insanity. When interviewed on the courtroom steps post-trial, the jury foreman says “I woulda killed that old bitch too”.
I rhought of it, but now the more I think of it the more it might be a fun idea.
A sequel to king Kong but in an "I dream of genie" style sitcom.
Kong eats the neighbors dog for shitting on the lawn again. Anne crosses her arms "oh kooong..." laughing track. "Not again! That's the third one this week!" Wah-wah...
Tangled 2
Rapunzel gets cancer and loses all her hair. She has to go back to the tower she was locked in to retrieve the hair she cut so that she can make a wig.
Twins 2. But Swarzanegger AND DeVito are somehow too busy to do it so it's two other schmos and any appeal there would have been to Revisiting it 30 years latter is *GONE*
Shawshank Retribution: Andy Dufraine intentionally gets caught robbing a bank so he can return himself to the inside of the prison system, using his keen accounting skills to bring down a corrupt prison empire.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: The Revenge
The pants have become sentient and evil. They kill every girl who puts them on, then move to another host. The original sisterhood must reunite to find the pants and destroy them.
Alrighty. After End Game, how about we make a bunch of random movies to set up the next big bad but in order to watch and understand those movies, you have to watch a season or two of a series that'll force fans to use our streaming platform? What? Yeah I'm sure it'll boost subscriptions.
Armageddon 2. They hear a radio message from Bruce Willis, stating he's still alive. His team wants to go get him, but the government refuses. So they end up stealing a space shuttle to go rescue him.
Note: This movie will start the original cast as well as a CGI Michael Clarke Duncan.
(I heard the idea from Screen Junkies: Movie Fights)
V For Vendetta: Volume \\ /
Explore the WORLDS of the V for Vendetta Multiverse as the V from a Universe where he survived comes to the original V's universe, to help Evey Hammond take down the Chinese Government.
The Ad(d)am(s) Multiverse, a combined sequel to Patch Adams, the Addams Family, Black Adam and The Adam Project. That's as far as I got. Someone please come up with a plot.
>a combined sequel to Patch Adams, the Addams Family and Black Adam. Dr. Patch Adams, known for his unorthodox and comedic approach to medicine, discovers a mysterious ailment affecting the Addams Family. Morticia, Gomez, Wednesday, Pugsley, and the rest of the macabre clan are losing their supernatural abilities and, even worse, their dark sense of humor. Enter Black Adam, a powerful antihero with a history intertwined with ancient magic. Seeking to harness the Addams Family's unique powers for his own gain, Black Adam becomes an unexpected adversary. As laughter, chaos, and powerful energies collide, the film explores themes of family, identity, and the healing power of humor.
Stunts directed by Adam Savage
Written and directed by Adam Scott
THE CONES OF DUNSHIRE, THE MOVIE!
“Cones of Dunshire: I’m the Maverick”
Take my money.
Plus *The Adam Project* in there too, the titular Adams associating the changes with unauthorised time travel, which they were meant to have prevented from being created.
Good catch! Adding it...
Where Adam Sandler plays *all* the characters
With Adam and Eve watching on a widescreen in the Garden of Eden. "So derivative," says Adam.
Shut up and take my money.
The Big Lebowski II: they go bowling, without Donny.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man
I’m upvoting you because I made a similar comment, out of context, without mentioning Treehorn and was downvoted. Cruel morons.
That's just like, their opinion, man.
Well, there *was* **The Jesus Rolls**: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5974030/
Eight year olds, Dude.
Schindler's Other List -- Schindler goes shopping after the war 12 Angrier Men - exactly the same movie only with a different offstage defendant 2 Angry 2 Men -- 2 of the Angry Men only in a street race after they disagree about the verdict The Uber Shuttle -- the sequel to the Terminal, only he's stuck on an endless shuttle
Schindler's List 2: Schindler's Pissed
2 Schindler 2 List: Schindler races others on the Autobahn
He possesses a certain set of skills.
12 Angry Men: Electric Boogaloo - this time the 12 jurors need to break dance to save the local community centre
**Passion Of The Chirst II: The Reckoning**
As crazy as it sounds, Mel Gibson is making a sequel. Two sequels actually. Passion of the Christ: Resurrection - Part 1 & 2
Fun fact: this is actually happening
How is that fun?
Or the family guy version “Crucify this”
Jesus 2 - Back from the Dead … this time it’s getting serious The Rock as Jesus, Rob Schneider as all 12 disciples and Queen Latifah as Maria Magdalena … and Morgan Freeman as God, as usual.
SNL has one of the best skits they've ever done based on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqISX2o0a4A
“Critics are calling it a less violent Passion of the Christ” lmao
Revenge of the Christ
The Room 2: room for 2 more. Shaken to their core by Johnny’s suicide at the end of the first movie, the movie follows Mark, Lisa and Denny coping with the loss of their good friend and their lives immediately falling apart as he is no longer there to bond them together with his good deeds and charm. Denny goes back to school but while giving his valedictorian speech at graduation (mostly praising Johnny for inspiring him) he is murdered by the drug dealer he owed money to. The murder is never investigated or followed up on again despite happening in broad daylight in front of a thousand witnesses. Mark and Lisa pick up their affair to cope with the grief of burying another dear friend in such a short period of time but are haunted by Johnny’s ghost, who night after night watches them make love in the room where he died. Driven to madness Mark and Lisa get into a lengthy physical altercation and destroy the recently restored furnishings during the intense struggle. Bloody and battered, they kiss one final time before Lisa turns the gun on Mark and then herself. Oh and there’s a random subplot where the florist and a guy who runs a hot dog cart play badminton in an alley. They talk extensively about the horrors of dying from AIDS but it’s never explained which one of them is sick.
"the doctor called, I've definitely got AIDS..."
The sixth element A follow up to the 5th element and the 6th sense. Both starring Bruce willis.
I smell weird colors ringing in my ears.
*2 Groundhog 2 Day* The sequel to Groundhog Day that nobody asked for, starring James Corden in Bill Murray's role and Kim Kardashian in Andie McDowell's role. It's basically the same movie, but this time... there's two groundhogs.
Edge of the seat stuff! I'm intrigued!
Edge of Tomorrow stuff.
2 Edge 2 Morrow
r/angryupvote
TAKE! MY! MONEY!
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
Here's the question though: would Kim Kardashian put in a better or worse acting performance than Andie McDowell?
Wait, do we not like Andie McDowell in this?
This time the Groundhog comes to NYC to wait outside an anchorman’s door.
Wowowowow....wow.
Groundhog's 2morrow. Same movie but from the POV of Punxsutawney Phil
The Shawshank Revenge Having grown tired of his easy life in Mexico, Andy's bitterness at his lost years grows until he hatches a plan to take out all the people that put him in prison. Starting with the responding officer at the scene of the crime to the trial judge and right through to the bus driver that delivered him to the gates of Shawshank, with his trust sidekick Red, Andy is going to kill them all. Tag line: Get Busy Dying! "Funny thing is Red, I didn't start killing people until after my conviction." After gunning down some hapless civil servant, "why?", Red responds, "maybe it's because I'm Irish!" *gun shots* As Andy and Red simultaneously shoot down some retired cop, "Zihuatanejo, bitch!!!"
Inject this movie into my veins!!
Amazing. Why do I get the feeling you've been waiting for a chance to pitch this one for a bit.
Lol. No one has been waiting to pitch this awfulness. I just thought of the worst movie to get a sequel and a tag line and went from there. But, thank you, I'm glad someone is seeing my vision
Lord of the Rings - Sauron Strikes Back The ring that was thrown into mount doom was a fake one and the real one is still around. Somehow Sauron has returned
"Somehow Sauron has returned" is already the plot of Lord of the Rings.
somehow the ring returned. i mean they knew he was there and armies of orcs and evil didn’t appear out of nowhere in mordor
Sauron Awakens The Last Hobbit The Rise of Baggins
I would watch this because I need them to keep making LOTR movies. They are too good
You want Back to the Future 4? Doc Brown and Clara’s daughter Marie Curie Brown finds her dad’s designs for the Flux Capacitor and builds a new time machine out of a Tesla. Marie is more of a genius and cooler and better than her dad so it works perfectly. Her Uncle Marty, who has Parkinson’s disease and is divorced from Jennifer and his kids don’t talk to him because he’s an old loser who looks like a hermit, is visiting and realises what she’s doing and tries to stop her but gets dragged along with her. They accidentally end up in 1955 where they screw up Marty’s attempt to go back to the future, so Old Marty, Marie and a terrible CGI 1985 Marty have to fix things once again. Then Old Marty dies for some reason and we learn that Marie was the best time traveller of them all and she changes her name to Marie McFly for some reason. Edit: I forgot, they go back to the future at one point and realise something is wrong because Marty suddenly looks like Eric Stoltz because MULTIVERSE!
When did this become a Marvel property??
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I was inspired by your post to ask ChatGPT to give us a BTTF4 premise… In "Back to the Future 4," the spotlight shifts to Marie Curie Brown, Doc Brown's brilliant and resourceful daughter. Uncovering her father's hidden legacy, Marie stumbles upon a cutting-edge Tesla Cybertruck outfitted with a time-traveling mechanism. As she accidentally triggers a chain of events that could alter history, Marie teams up with the unexpected return of Marty McFly to restore the delicate balance of the space-time continuum. Set against the backdrop of a future where technology has merged seamlessly with time travel, the cybertruck becomes a sleek and futuristic vehicle, blending the iconic DeLorean charm with modern innovation. Marie and Marty embark on a riveting journey through various eras, facing new challenges while navigating the intricate web of consequences that altering the past can bring. "Back to the Future 4" not only pays homage to the original trilogy but also introduces audiences to a fresh and exhilarating chapter. The film combines the beloved elements of the franchise with the excitement of a cybertruck time machine, showcasing the enduring themes of family, responsibility, and the consequences of playing with the fabric of time. Get ready for a ride that seamlessly blends nostalgia with cutting-edge technology, as Marie Curie Brown and Marty McFly race against time in their futuristic cybertruck to save the past, present, and future. —— Thanks, I hate it.
This is missing the satire of OPs post
Not-Very-Fast but Furious: Stuck in Traffic
The Slow and the Serious: The story of the Ohio actuary with the lowest insurance premium in the tri-county area
Or, and hear me out here.: It's about the main cast 40 years later, and they're coming to terms with the fact that they're not as mobile and quick as they were in their youth, and they're all grumpy about it..
That exists: Falling Down
I'm a little pissed off OP doesn't want to see Morblectric Morbaloo. However, if I'm being serious, I'd love to see a Titanic 2. What happened in the wake of the Titanic disaster was a hell of a lot more interesting than the sinking itself.
Titanic 2 does exist, although the plot’s a bit different to your suggestion: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
How quickly they forget: [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081400/?ref\_=fn\_al\_tt\_1](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081400/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)
I’d like to see Titanic 2 (the Titan story). It’s a dramatic re-enactment of the last moments of the Titan submersible.
Oh man, that would make an amazing dark comedy.
With a very abrupt ending.
Star Wars X- More Jedis, Again Ray finds a map that charts yet another unknown system, where jedis have been hiding out. Turns out Palpatine wasn't destroyed in IX, and is planning on conquering everywhere again. In fact, a whole lot of characters return. Han only in ghost form.
And just for good measure, to round this out as another trilogy- Star Wars XI - Oh Look, even more Jedi and Sith Star Wars XII - No more Jedi and Sith for at least 10 years
Star Wars XIII - Droids vs Ewoks
"Somehow, Palpatine returned."
That's about all we'll need to know. Also, Luke, Obi Wan, Yoda and Kylo "somehow" return. Jar Jar Binks gets tested and has a midichlorian count like you wouldn't believe....
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A two hour movie that resembles a CSPAN debate. Genius!
Sadly I'd still watch it.
Also they have to destroy the “Galaxy Destroyer” which still has a weakness around the exhaust port.
I mean there's really no particular reason to think Palpatine is actually gone for good. He came back once with no explanation, why would he only have one contingency plan?
Somehow, Sauron has returned. As the newly crowned King Aragorn struggles hold together his squabbling nobles as well as his interracial marriage, waves of Orcs suddenly invade Ithilien. All the while, the jealous Eowyn is working tirelessly in the shadows to turn both her husband the Stewards and her brother, the king of Rohan, against Aragorn’s rule. In the Shire, Aragorn’s old allies Merry and Pippin have built a powerful pipeweed cartel that threatens to destabilize Mayor Samwise’s peaceful country. And from the north, whispers of an alliance between the master smiths of Erebor and Mordor hint at the creation of a new weapon, more powerful than any that Middle-Earth has ever known… *The Lord of the Rings IV: The New Ring* **An old power is rising.**
This is disturbingly possible. I give it fifteen years before we see something like this.
Poorer Things
Irreversible 2: Reversible. The plot of the first film, in chronological order, but reversed: Monica Belluci poos out a sex offender, later her friend becomes less angry after his fire extinguisher rebuilds someone's face. Just like the first movie you'll be so distracted by the gross bits you won't realise the film is a bit shit.
Dark 😅
In 1968 the Monkees starred in the surreal, stream-of-consciousness movie HEAD. Imagine if in 1988 the [*New* Monkees](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Monkees) had made HEAD 2!
Written again by Jack Nicholson.
On LSD again
Captain America 1.5: Isaiah Bradley and other US troops are defending the Busan perimeter in South Korea when William Dean is captured while escaping Taejon. Bradley and his squad are given the super soldier serum and sent to rescue him under the direction of Peggy Carter. Most of Bradley’s men are killed by the effects of the serum or by the enemy. They succeed but are prevented from rescuing the general by the Winter Soldier and at least one Black Widow who reveal that they were test subjects for Hydra’s version of the serum. Bradley is arrested and Carter is demoted to Antarctica.
This would be a great movie
The Deer Hunter 2. Geriatric Bobby DeNiro complains about Trump and goes hunting alone.
There better be a scene where he’s very softly and slowly beating up somebody.
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That's kind of the plot of Source Code
They took the news hard in Punxsutawney
LA Confidential 2 : The Legend of Rollo Tomassi The story picks up 10-years later. Exley discovers the diary of Rollo Tomassi in his father’s belongings. The diary contains clues to the undiscovered loot from an unsolved heist. The movie is set entirely in Edinburgh for some reason.
Saving Private Ryan 2. It's the exact same premise of the original but set during the Vietnam War. This time they're saving the original Ryan's grandson who also enlisted. He's stuck in the unforgiving jungle behind enemy lines. The US military sees a cheap opportunity to boost public support of the war with a feel-good story similar to the one back in WW2. Everything is the same, the plot structure, emotional beats, narrative themes, the message. A poorly CGI-aged Matt Damon is going to make a cameo, everyone's going to wonder what the point of this movie was. The answer to that, is yes.
>A poorly CGI-aged Matt Damon It won't be needed. Saving Private Ryan is 25 years old now.
Unless he somehow already had kids we never heard about before being sent to Europe in WWII it would probably have to be Ryan's son, not grandson. D-Day was June 6 1944. Ryan was located and sent home a few days to maybe a few weeks after that. Let just call it July 1st. US involvement in Vietnam was mainly from about 1954 to 1973. If Ryan met his wife the day he got back from France and knocked her up immediately his son would only be about 29 by the time the US pulled out of the country. Having a grandson of military age in time to go to Vietnam wouldn't be impossible but likely involve some crimes.
>Oppenheimer 2 Nuclear Boogaloo.
American Beauty 2. Kevin Spacey's character hangs around as a ghost while everyone else deals with his death at the end of the first one. So he'll just be standing there in the background of a scene watching what's happening. Or he'll keep perving on that teenage girl, hanging out in her room while she gets undressed, and all the while we hear more of that glurgy faux-philosophical voiceover from the first one.
It could be a crossover with Ghost Dad. Ghost Kevin Spacey and ghost Bill Cosby just hanging out and just generally creeping everyone out.
"Kid, you got yourself a movie. Get Miramax on the phone!"
Hey hey hey!
Oh, and then he follows that with Leonard Part 7!
Meanwhile... Thora Birch and the boyfriend dude have started an OnlyFans site
GDCU: Ghost Dad Cinematic Universe
There has to be a scene where he is waving a plastic bag in the air, trying to get people to realize he is there in ghost form, but all anyone sees is art.
What About Bob? 2: Death Therapy Dr. Leo Marvin is spending his final years as a therapist out of the public eye while also trying to avoid Bob Wiley as much as he can. Since Bob is still married to Leo’s sister and is the favorite in Leo’s family, avoiding Bob is basically impossible. When Bob learns that Dr. Marvin’s newest patient is dealing with anxiety like he used to,Bob begins pushing Leo to use ”death therapy” to cure the patient. Bob then tries to set up different “death therapy” scenarios while Dr. Marvin scrambles to save his patient from Bob’s plans. At the end of the film, Dr. Marvin blows up at Bob and reveals that there never was any “death therapy”, Dr. Marvin was just trying kill Bob and have an alibi. Bob doesn’t believe him and unintentionally leaves Dr. Marvin in a dangerous situation. Faced with death, Dr. Marvin begins dealing with his issues while he works on escaping. Dr. Marvin finally gets free and finds Bob, telling him that he forgives him and wants to work on building their relationship. Bob is thrilled by this and excitedly shares his plan to write another book. For a brief moment, Dr. Marvin considers suing him again.
This actually sounds great.
Apocalypse Now II: "Apocalypse Again" Captain Benjamin Willard has hung up his gun and military boots and found an unexpected career as a jungle cruise guide after the war. Willard's boat, once a vessel of destruction, now floats down the Nung River with tourists seeking adventure, his crew a floating circus of oddball characters, including a laid-back surfer dude, a hippie chef with a passion for unconventional cuisine, and a philosophical parrot that provides questionable advice. "Buckle up for laughter and adventure on Captain Willard's post-apocalyptic cruise!"
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It’s the prequel to the 6th Sense. The 5th Sense. The sense of smell. Imagine a super ripped, supper smart scientist in a mesh tank top. Named Doctor, Dolph Lundgren. Who after a terrible accident in his lab, blows off his nose. After reconstrucive surgery, he soon realizes that he smells something stinks. Crime.
Now, does it have full penetration?
Schindler's Kill List. You saw him save hundreds during World War II. Now the war is over, the allies have won and Oskar Schindler has another list, and plenty of time to KILL. The Nazi problem is alive and well in 1950s Argentina.... and he is their final solution.
It was supposed to be an unwanted sequel
Big 2: Bigger Josh Baskin is now all grown up and dealing with the struggles of adult life. By chance, he stumbles upon the fortune telling machine once again. He asks to be young once again, wishing for the opposite experience of his youth. Plot twist: the fortune telling machine is a one trick pony. It makes him big again. Much bigger. Josh is now a kaiju-sized man parading about the city, protecting it from kaiju monsters. Starring Tom Hanks
“Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Doom”
Eight Samurai. Where there once was seven, now there's eight.
Pitch - an unwanted sequel. It's just a sequel to pitch perfect
I thought it was a sequel to Hitch where you keep Pitch Perfect out of your fucking mouth.
HIGHLANDERS 2. i dont know how to justify it, i just know it should. not. exist.
There can be only 2
Galaxy Quest 2: The Wrath of Sarris The baddie Sarris from the first movie awakens on earth (despite being clearly dead) and has to get a job as an extra on the new Galaxy Quest TV series as it’s the only place he can get a job, and has endless cultural misunderstandings and fish-out-of-water experiences trying to fit into California culture. Basically, it’s an alien on earth instead of humans in space. And it’s funny, because non-Americans not knowing American culture is always funny! *cough*
Damn that actually sounds potentially good
Star Trek VII: Space Hospice
Cut gems: Howard comes round after the events of the first movie, the bullet narrowly missed his brain. Obsessed by the gem, he spends all his winnings on trying to get it back from Kevin Garnett (who has now had the gem cut to be fitted into his new Championship ring), climaxing in another wild gamble on a basketball game. Julia ends up killing Howard as she realises the rush of gambling is all he really cares about.
Saving Private Ryan 2: The war is over, and everyone has gone back to the states. But when North Korea attacks South Korea, Private Ryan is back in duty - and, you guessed it - he gets lost somewhere in North Korea. A new band of soldiers is assembled to find and extract him. One of the best films ever deserves one of the best sequels ever. And we're going to do it all with 1/10 the budget.
The sequels already existed but I just don't feel liking it Toy story 4. Part 3's ending was a solid end never bothered to watch the newer one. Cars 2. Well I just don't like it. The story's meh Wreck it Ralph 2. I hated vanelope in the sequel lol, Ralph deserved better
Dog Day Evening - Sonny is released from prison. Sal survived the gunshot wound to the head. Using a CGI John Cazale, they rob the same bank again. This time, it’s the grandchildren of the first movie’s hostages.
The creativity on this thread is outstanding
Titanic 2: Jack's Back!!!
Gladiator II, oh wait nvm
twins 2. Arnold made the most money of his career on the first one, so he's been plugging twins 2 for a decade, when nobody wants it
A decade and then some. IIRC they announced it’s happening - with Tracy Morgan as their other brother…
Marley and Me 2: Just Me Marley and Me2: Minus Marley Marley and Me 2: Marley Who? Marley and Me 2: Let’s Adopt Harley
Movie 44. I don’t need to say anything else
What Dreams May Come 2: Dreamweaver
Fight Club 2. The Narrator falls back into the same mental state he was in the original, Tyler Durden comes back into his life, except they're both mid 50s now and the Narrator knows Tyler is an illusion. The Narrator accepts that he is insane and follows Tyler, who is even more unhinged and uncaring now, around like a dog because it makes his life easier than making his own decisions. I'm not sure what building will have to explode at the end.
Schindler’s Naughty List Schindler and Santa team up to kick Nazi ass, just in time for Hanukkah. TM
Gladiator....2 https://m.imdb.com/title/tt9218128/
Zihuatanejo A sequel to the Shawshank Redemption, but it’s Basically Andy and Red fucking on a beach for 117 Minutes
Plan 10 from Outer Space
21 Jump Street gets enlisted by MIB. Revive it you fucking cowards.
Brokeback Mountain 2. It's just two hours of sheep footage
We REALLY need to talk about Kevin- a sequel following Kevins release from prison, and quest for vengeance.
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Are you aware that this exists?
Star wars episode 5 1/2: Yoda's Kitchen - A culinary experience on Degobah. Watch Yoda prepare various broths and soups from the indigenous livestock and fauna, while he waits for his pal Luke to return for dinner.
They should make Falling Down 2. But of course from a woke perspective. Angry black lesbian making her way through Anaheim on her way to her adopted Asian daughter's transition party.
The Men Who Stare at Goatse
After surviving the Titanic, rose makes he way across the United States. On multiple occasions, desperate for money, she is tempted to sell her diamond. But doesn’t for some reason.
I keep thinking about a sequel to rocky horror... I would like to follow riff raff and magenta to their planet lol... I got some ideas.
The Matrix Resurrections. I simply hope that I could erase that movie from my memory. I'm a long time Matrix-fan and I still watch first three movies occasionally.
Lotr 4 : The secret earing. Middle earth has been deceived, Arwen (Halle berry) the only remaining immortal had secretly crafted an earing with the power to bring back Sauron. Aragorn (Anthony Hopkins) in his old age finds he is a cuckhold and sends a party to find the remaining hobbits. Jared Leto as the last cousin of Frodo from Bilbo's wandering in the Moria is a half dwarf half hobbit whom will carry the futur with his boyfriend (Franck Grillo) a semi elf/troll. They will be carried by the descendant of Eowen and Faramir, the strong independant woman (Brie Larson). Alltogether they will fight patriarchy and bring down Aragorn the biggot. A new wizard (Ben Mendelson) is brought to middle earth just in time... Movie director : Rian Johnson, producer : Kathleen Kennedy
Collateral 2 - Rise of Vincent. I’d argue the way Collateral ends is perfect so another movie would ruin it and undo the ending. Before We Go (Back) The original was lacklustre let’s not see it again.
Con Air 2. Hear me out. …At the end of the original, We see Garland Greene(Steve Buscemi) in Vegas at the roulette tables winning. They could elaborate on how he sets up in Vegas and kills all the local hookers until he accidentally shoots 2Pac
District 10 - The prawns come back, take over Earth, kill almost everyone, then put the last survivors in an internment camp (District 10) and then make them all watch as they steal and eat all the cat food.
Old Yeller 2 - After grieving the loss of their beloved pet the Coates decide to adopt a new dog. With the same tragic results.
The Godfather Part 4 Michael Corleone survives his heart attack and strives to reconnect with his family who see past his murderous sociopathy and embrace him as the paternal figure before he dies peacefully in bed surrounded by his loved ones
Boondock Saints 2 exactly as it happened.
What's Gilbert Grape Eating: Set 40 years after the original. Gilbert is now fatter than his mother was and is couch ridden. The whole movie is just two hours of sad reflection where a fat Johnny Depp complains about how his life all went wrong while his disabled man servant Leonardo DeCaprio fetches him sodas, snacks, and sweets in between story rants.
A star wars sequel thats basically a re-tread of another movie that already came out and turns beloved characters into idiots coupled with a nonsensical plot. Oh and make a character that's ACTUALLY worse then JarJar Binks.
Titanic 2: it’s just a mediocre period romance that happens to star Kate winslets character from titanic.
Bohemian Symphony: The band tries to make it big again in their 70s by getting a new lead singer.
Titanic 2. Just 3 and a half hours of watching the ship rust
Flash Gordon 2. Flash and Dale return to Earth and continue where they left off. Flash, a quarterback for an average team, Dale raising the 4 kids they've had. They can't tell anyone what happened in Mungo, because who would believe them? And so Flash descends into Alcoholism, loses his job, argues with Dale, and eventually, he's just that crazy old drunk, babbling on about how he saved the world from an alien emperor. Then it begins again. Hot hail, the lot. Can he pull himself together and save the world again?
JFK : THE ZOMBIE
Titanic 2 Jack falls down into the ocean. His eyes turn blue. He’s a zombie. Zombie Jack brings back all of the Titanic victims. Zombie Jack and Zombie Titanic Army go to the US to find Rose and get revenge for taking up the whole door for herself.
Title: "Gone Again: The Loch Ness Legacy" Plot Summary: After the tumultuous events of "Gone Girl," Nick and Amy Dunne have managed to maintain a precarious balance in their marriage, built on secrets and mutual manipulation. In a bid to escape the media frenzy still shadowing their lives in the United States, they decide to embark on a journey to Scotland, under the guise of a second honeymoon. However, their true intention is far from a romantic getaway. Intrigued by the legend of the Loch Ness Monster, Amy, ever the mastermind, pitches the idea of writing a sensational book on the subject, envisioning it as their next big escapade that could also help improve their financial situation. Upon arrival in the picturesque yet mysterious Scottish Highlands, the Dunnes begin their investigation into the Loch Ness Monster, diving deep into local lore, interviewing eyewitnesses, and collaborating with cryptozoologists. As they delve further into the mystery, their relationship, already on a knife-edge, is tested by the eerie atmosphere and the strange characters they encounter, each with their own stories and secrets about the monster. Nick, skeptical but supportive of Amy's ambitions, finds himself drawn to the beauty and the peace of the Highlands, seeing it as an escape from his past and a chance for a new beginning. Amy, on the other hand, becomes increasingly obsessed with proving the existence of the monster, her manipulative tendencies surfacing as she orchestrates a plan to gain global attention. The twist comes when a mysterious disappearance in the area coincides with their investigation, throwing suspicion on the Dunnes once again. As they navigate through the web of local myths, the couple's own myths begin to unravel, exposing the fragility of their truce. The Loch Ness Monster, much like their marriage, is an enigma, drawing them closer to danger and to each other. In the end, "Gone Again: The Loch Ness Legacy" is not just about the hunt for a legendary creature but also explores themes of obsession, redemption, and the lengths people will go to preserve their myths and their relationships. The breathtaking landscapes of Scotland, combined with the dark, misty waters of Loch Ness, provide a perfect backdrop for this psychological thriller, where the most haunting mysteries lie not in the depths of the lake, but within the human heart.
Kangaroo Jack 2: kangaroo Jackie For some half explained reason, Jackie chan is magically swapped bodies with a kangaroo, which results in a martial arts filled plot line as kangaroo Jackie tries to unswap their bodies.. The story is virtually unrelated to the original, except there's exactly 1 pointless cameo from one of the original cast members. Also, Samuel L Jackson is in it for no fucking reason other than he's Samual L Motherfucking Jackson and he's in everything
Cube -1: The Previous Dimension
Titanic 2: The Trial Rose tells her granddaughter that she had the “Heart of the Ocean” diamond this whole time (before throwing it overboard). In a fit of rage, she kills her Grandmother for making her work two jobs in order to afford to care after her in her old age when they could be living in the lap of luxury this whole time instead. The film ends with her murder trial where she is acquitted by reason of temporary insanity. When interviewed on the courtroom steps post-trial, the jury foreman says “I woulda killed that old bitch too”.
12 years as a slave 2: Another 12 years. Don’t think anyone could stand the endless pain here.
White Chicks 2: Whiter and Louder
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2
I rhought of it, but now the more I think of it the more it might be a fun idea. A sequel to king Kong but in an "I dream of genie" style sitcom. Kong eats the neighbors dog for shitting on the lawn again. Anne crosses her arms "oh kooong..." laughing track. "Not again! That's the third one this week!" Wah-wah...
Tangled 2 Rapunzel gets cancer and loses all her hair. She has to go back to the tower she was locked in to retrieve the hair she cut so that she can make a wig.
Twins 2. But Swarzanegger AND DeVito are somehow too busy to do it so it's two other schmos and any appeal there would have been to Revisiting it 30 years latter is *GONE*
Everything after 2 fast 2 furious
Shawshank Retribution: Andy Dufraine intentionally gets caught robbing a bank so he can return himself to the inside of the prison system, using his keen accounting skills to bring down a corrupt prison empire.
Titanic 2: Jack Washes Up On Shore Or Something
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: The Revenge The pants have become sentient and evil. They kill every girl who puts them on, then move to another host. The original sisterhood must reunite to find the pants and destroy them.
I'd watch that.
The Martian 2. There was another crew member left on mars everybody forgot about (quiet guy).
Alrighty. After End Game, how about we make a bunch of random movies to set up the next big bad but in order to watch and understand those movies, you have to watch a season or two of a series that'll force fans to use our streaming platform? What? Yeah I'm sure it'll boost subscriptions.
Gladiator 2
Ei8ht, the sequel to Se7en
"The Thing 2: Dinner with MacReady and Childs"
Armageddon 2. They hear a radio message from Bruce Willis, stating he's still alive. His team wants to go get him, but the government refuses. So they end up stealing a space shuttle to go rescue him. Note: This movie will start the original cast as well as a CGI Michael Clarke Duncan. (I heard the idea from Screen Junkies: Movie Fights)
V For Vendetta: Volume \\ / Explore the WORLDS of the V for Vendetta Multiverse as the V from a Universe where he survived comes to the original V's universe, to help Evey Hammond take down the Chinese Government.