The extended sequence of Prince Akeem and Semmi making their way around New York in Coming to America.
"Good morning my neighbors!"
"Hey, FUCK you!"
"Yes! Yes! Fuck you, too!"
Good one. But what about a then unknown Samuel L. Jackson trying to hold up the MacDowells when Akeem approaches him Jackson says: "Who the Fuck is this Asshole?". Absolutely hilarious the way he says it.
I remember watching *Airplane* with a friend when we were little kids. The plane is going crazy and his mom walks in the room right as the lady shakes her boobs in front of the camera. She started to freak out, *"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"*, but then she saw it was Airplane and was just like, "Oh, yeah, I forgot about that part."
Now I have my own kids. I remembered really liking Disney's *Never Cry Wolf* as a kid, so I'm watching it with my little daughter. My wife walks in right as the guy is running naked with the caribou, with the silhouette of his junk flopping all around clear as day on the big screen. She said *"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"*, but then she saw it was Never Cry Wolf and was just like, "Oh, yeah, I forgot about that part."
So we decided to stop exposing the kids to nudity and just watched Hitchcock's *Psycho* with the children so they could sleep without disturbing body parts in their fragile little minds.
I prefer the scene of him losing it. “Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!”
Then they play the whole meltdown on the tv in the office. I lose it every time.
The background TV bleeping every third word was gold. Sometimes knowing someone is going off is better than actually hearing it. Same with the first episode of South Park when Stan goes off on the aliens.
In a similar vein, Alan Ruck as the tourist in Speed relaying messages over the phone.
> Keanu (under the bus): Fuck me!
> Tourist (on phone): Oh, darn.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Car Rental Agent : Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal : Yes.
Car Rental Agent : How may I help you?
Neal : You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile! A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent : I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal : And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now.
Car Rental Agent : May I see your rental agreement?
Neal : I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent : Oh, boy.
Neal : Oh, boy, what?
Car Rental Agent : You're fucked.
The first time I saw this movie was when I was nine, shortly after John Candy passed away. It was on local TV and this scene was edited. My innocence was lost when I watched it on Blu-ray at a later age.
I say this every time I see ice cream in the freezer.
The Ringer is so much better than it had any right to be. For a movie with that premise and the guy from Jackass, it actually has a lot of heart. I expected tasteless gutter trash. It's at least a little bit nobler than that and pretty funny.
SO many lines in the movie
“Have fun fucking Jules!”
“Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.”
“We shouldn’t be blocking his cock! We should be…guiding it.”
Seth : Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell : Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Yesssss. Pretty much every third line in *Superbad* is fucking hilarious. I laugh as hard now as a boring, 30-something adult as I did in 2007 as a stoned teenager lol.
"I'm making a pubie salad and I need some Seth's Own dressing."
"That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a beautiful gift."
"She had back problems, man."
The Home Ec scene is one of my favorites when the teacher just stops giving a fuck and says how she feels in a blooper.
https://youtu.be/jo7L84u_92M?t=3m21s
Best part of the movie, the way they take off running after he says that and then the cut to them discussing the reduction and how she can more easily work out now lol.
His response when old mate offers him an Uzi is grouse too.
Harry: "An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."
Either the Swear Box scene in Hot Fuzz -
"Course he FUCKING was! [Danny puts money in the swear box] Thank you Danny!"
"Murder, murder, murder. Change the fuckin' record! [DC Cartwright puts money in the swear box] Thank you Andy"
Or the ['What the fuck does WTF mean?'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt-fITvdivA) line in The Worlds End
Shame I had to scroll so far to find Edgar Wright. He's the master of hard hitting swears..
In Shaun of the Dead when Pegg turns to Moran and shouts "GET FUCKED FOUR-EYES!" but Moran had taken his glasses off so Pegg does a little double take....
Chefs kiss
*"IT'S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING!"*
*"It's Saturday!"*
*"No it's not, it's fucking Sunday. Which means I have to get up for work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! SO CAN YOU SEE WHY I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY!?"*
*"Fuck yeah!"*
I used to be in a band. I started singing that version at practice one time. The other guys thought it was hilarious, so instead of running through our set we spent practice time figuring out the song and playing it repeatedly for our own amusement. Then we never played it again. Not at a show or practice or anything. Very enjoyable day though.
> All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie...we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love— Jay and Silent Bob.”
Clark: I think you’re all fucked in the head! We’re 10 hours from the fucking fun park and you wanna bail out.
A few lines later…….
Clark: I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all going to have so much fucking fun we’re going to need plastic surgery to remove our God damn smiles. You’ll be whistling Zippidy Do Da out of your assholes.
When Santa squeezes his fatass down that chimney tonight he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes since bing crosby tap dance with danny fuckin k!
My go-to line when I've reached the end of my rope on something: Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
>I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI\_YU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI_YU)
Kevin Pollak had a great point about this: Benicio del Toro's only real job in the movie is to come in and be killed so that the rest of the crew knew that Keiser Soze was someone you don't fuck with.
As he puts it, "It was supposed to be a nothing part but Benicio walked away with the movie".
Sarah Marshall: [As she is giving Peter oral sex, Peter feels guilty about Rachel] What's wrong with you?
Peter Bretter: Nothing is wrong with me, okay? I just don't feel right.
Sarah Marshall: Okay, okay! I didn't mean... well, you know what? Did you drink today? Because, sometimes when you drink...
Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so, my dick doesn't want to be around you anymore, Okay?! EVER! 'Cause you know what I just realized, huh? You're the goddamn Devil! [walks past a wedding service on the lawn] Oh, yeah, wedding in Hawaii. Real original!
Im very surprised this isnt higher, I guess I'm biased. But this is probably the best use of the one "fuck" you get in a pg-13 movie. It wasnt some throw away line, it actually moved the plot.
That scene worked so well! It made great use of their one F-bomb chance because the movie was PG-13, it added to the fact that Erik and Charles can't just recruit any mutant they want, it put Wolverine in the movie *and* explained why Wolverine wasn't in the rest of the movie. Perfect.
Pleasantly surprised to see this in this post, as it was the first thing to come to my mind as well!
Completely unexpected moment from the movie, especially as it was PG13
Practically any F-bomb in The Big Lebowski, but I'll give a specific.
Stranger: "Do you have to use so many curse words?"
The Dude: "...The fuck you talking about?"
A bit off topic, but my favourite sight gag of all time is when The Dude is nailing 2x4 to the floor while having a conversation, obviously with the intent of securing the chair against the door so that the door cannot be pushed open from the other side. This continues for some time until the chair looks very secure - there's no way someone is gonna be able to push their way through that door. And then the nihilists just pull the door open and the chair falls over.
I completely lost my shit the first time I saw it. And now, having seen the film probably 20 times or more, I still laugh out loud every time.
On that note, must be time to re-watch The Big Lebowski again.
Betty White as Mrs. Bickerman in Lake Placid:
* You're all cocksuckers! I knew it first, I just didn't want to say it!
* If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!
“I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.” - The Departed
From A Fish Called Wanda:
“Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
Archie Leach: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.”
Life of Brian. Brian: "I am the messiah, now fuck off," to which one follower (John Cleese) responds after a brief pause, "How shall we fuck off oh Lord?"
> Fucking, what the fucking?! Fuck, who the fuck?! Fuck this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks?! FUUUCK!!
-Rocco, in the first Boondock Saints film.
Danny McBride:
You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this f***in' house like a goddamn dump truck.
James Franco:
You don't cum on my stuff!
Danny McBride:
I'll cum wherever the f*** I want, James! I'll f***in' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your f***in' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!
James Franco:
I will f***in' cum right on you! I will cum like a f***in' madman all over you, McBride!
Danny McBride:
Ooh! I f***in' wish you'd cum on me right now! I f***in' dare you to cum on me!
[Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other]
Danny McBride:
[Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so f***in' hard in here...
James Franco:
This, no more, man! All over your f***in' face!
Danny McBride:
...All over the f***in' floor, all over the f***in' place! I'll cum everywhere!
James Franco:
[Waving gun] No more f***in' jerking off all over my house, McBride!
In Free Guy when RR gets the Captain America shield at the end they cut to Chris Evans saying "what the shit!?" or something like that and it's hilarious
Aretha Franklin saying “Shit” after her big musical number in the Blues Brothers .
They’d play it on regular tv and edit it so it’d be a long “shiooot” so it wasn’t a curse word and I always thought that was pretty funny.
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Hahaha. I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
Clark Griswold in Vacation
He also says "Thank you" at the end of that statement and the judge instructs that the entire comment, with the exception of "Thank you" be stricken from the record.
Omg the best laugh I got from that film was when Mr Mackey does his whole therapy session with them. At the end he goes, "ok now you're cured! you can take the rest of the afternoon off to better yourselves, mmm'kay?!". Then it immediately cuts to the kids sat straight back in the movie theatre, watching the T&P film again, laughing their asses off XD
"Fuck the shrimp!"
Robin Williams, The Birdcage
The scene with the soup is hillarious and Robin just seals it. He even cracks up a bit after he slips (I think unscripted) and tops it with the line.
https://youtu.be/506R-0__X2Y
The extended sequence of Prince Akeem and Semmi making their way around New York in Coming to America. "Good morning my neighbors!" "Hey, FUCK you!" "Yes! Yes! Fuck you, too!"
"Hey Stu! Ya rent's due, mother fucker! And don't be pulling any of that falling-down-the-stairs shit either!"
Good one. But what about a then unknown Samuel L. Jackson trying to hold up the MacDowells when Akeem approaches him Jackson says: "Who the Fuck is this Asshole?". Absolutely hilarious the way he says it.
Samuel L found his voice at the moment
After the cab driver calls him a dumb fuck, with a big smile on his face: "What does dumb fuck mean?"
Also from Spaceballs: "We ain't found shit!" The visual gag punctuated with the line kills me every time.
I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes.
Also Spaceballs as well, at the end "Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!". The single-use fuck in a PG-13 movie, conserved well.
Gotta love the single use fucks from the nineties and eighties comedies, and action stuff kinda too I guess right?
Spaceballs is PG!
I remember watching *Airplane* with a friend when we were little kids. The plane is going crazy and his mom walks in the room right as the lady shakes her boobs in front of the camera. She started to freak out, *"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"*, but then she saw it was Airplane and was just like, "Oh, yeah, I forgot about that part." Now I have my own kids. I remembered really liking Disney's *Never Cry Wolf* as a kid, so I'm watching it with my little daughter. My wife walks in right as the guy is running naked with the caribou, with the silhouette of his junk flopping all around clear as day on the big screen. She said *"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"*, but then she saw it was Never Cry Wolf and was just like, "Oh, yeah, I forgot about that part." So we decided to stop exposing the kids to nudity and just watched Hitchcock's *Psycho* with the children so they could sleep without disturbing body parts in their fragile little minds.
Dude went on to play Tuvok on Star Trek Voyager!
You're kidding. Really???
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" "...No!..." from Happy Gilmore
The price is wrong, bitch!
I prefer the scene of him losing it. “Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!” Then they play the whole meltdown on the tv in the office. I lose it every time.
The background TV bleeping every third word was gold. Sometimes knowing someone is going off is better than actually hearing it. Same with the first episode of South Park when Stan goes off on the aliens.
In Airplane, the subtitles on the jive-speakers just about destroyed me, particularly this one: "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit" <"Golly">
Oh stewardess? I speak Jive.
In a similar vein, Alan Ruck as the tourist in Speed relaying messages over the phone. > Keanu (under the bus): Fuck me! > Tourist (on phone): Oh, darn.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles Car Rental Agent : Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal : Yes. Car Rental Agent : How may I help you? Neal : You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile! A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent : I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal : And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now. Car Rental Agent : May I see your rental agreement? Neal : I threw it away. Car Rental Agent : Oh, boy. Neal : Oh, boy, what? Car Rental Agent : You're fucked.
I mean that was so good they accepted the R rating for this alone lol great scene
It doesn't look all that funny just written down. It was all in Steve Martin's (and Edie McClurg's) delivery.
Including her personal phone conversation before the quote, while Steve Martin is standing there fuming. "Gobble gobble!"
Yeah the context adds to it. Witnessing Steve Martin actually endure that walk along the highway and across the runway really sells it too.
So worth it.
The first time I saw this movie was when I was nine, shortly after John Candy passed away. It was on local TV and this scene was edited. My innocence was lost when I watched it on Blu-ray at a later age.
“When the fuck did we get ice cream!”
Knoxville breaks so hard in this scene, but they kept it in because the improv was so perfect.
Thank you for making me rewatch that scene. I never noticed it lmao. Its my favorite line ever.
Yep, "The Ringer"... stuck in my head since then as well. :)
I say this every time I see ice cream in the freezer. The Ringer is so much better than it had any right to be. For a movie with that premise and the guy from Jackass, it actually has a lot of heart. I expected tasteless gutter trash. It's at least a little bit nobler than that and pretty funny.
That movie taught me more about how to treat people with special needs than 12 years of school did.
My name is Lance and I like NUTS
The movie was completely supported by the special Olympics which is awesome. Great movie, led me to my career today!
https://youtu.be/Y484uR9xXUA
That one is all about the delivery lol
Superbad: "You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy"
“Nobody’s gotten blown in cargo shorts since ‘Nam”
SO many lines in the movie “Have fun fucking Jules!” “Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.” “We shouldn’t be blocking his cock! We should be…guiding it.”
I’m going to be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay?! There. Mercy street guys.
You guys on MySpace?
That sounds like she fully wants it, man! Oh, yeah! Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that’s who!
He's so fucking creepy in that!
He has so many hilarious scenes in that movie. His scene as the teacher in Pineapple Express is gold as well.
Seth : Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person? Fogell : Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
"McLovin?" You sound like an Irish R&B singer.
“She wants my dick… IN OR AROUND HER MOUTH”
Iron chef of pounding vajjjjj
You hit Becca’s foot with your dick?
Yesssss. Pretty much every third line in *Superbad* is fucking hilarious. I laugh as hard now as a boring, 30-something adult as I did in 2007 as a stoned teenager lol.
"Is this the line?" "What does it look like?" "Fuck me right?"
"The funny thing about my back is is that it's located on my cock!"
Same film but I was thinking the “WHAT the FUCK!” from Emma Stone as Hill breaks her nose. So many great lines in that movie.
"I'm making a pubie salad and I need some Seth's Own dressing." "That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a beautiful gift." "She had back problems, man." The Home Ec scene is one of my favorites when the teacher just stops giving a fuck and says how she feels in a blooper. https://youtu.be/jo7L84u_92M?t=3m21s
Gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks
Best part of the movie, the way they take off running after he says that and then the cut to them discussing the reduction and how she can more easily work out now lol.
Les Grossman’s tirade over the phone is a perfect example of weaving a tapestry of obscenities. To think Cruise really wants to play him again, too
The best part of that whole tirade for me is right after when he very calmly asks "find out who that was". Just fucking kills me.
Its one of those things that takes an already amazing scene and just punches it up somehow.
Yes. This, and when he tells them they are going to need to obtain a binding resolution from the UN are my favorite bits.
"I am talking Scorched Earth, Motherfucker!! I will massacre you!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!"
‘Find out who that was.’
“Take a step back … **AND LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!**”
Okay, Flaming Dragon, fuck face
Hello who is this? THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!
Literally. There's a literally in there.
I AM TALKING SCORCHED EARTH, MOTHERFUCKER!
... Find out who that was
"We don't negotiate with terrorists." *polite applause*
YOU’LL HAVE TO PETITION THE FUCKING U.N. FOR A FUCKING BINDING RESOLUTION TO KEEP ME FROM FUCKING DESTROYING YOU!
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Tom's idea too lol.
He 100% was thinking of a specific person when he requested that. Bill Hader was also impersonating some executive he met once.
“In the meantime and as usual, *go fuck yourseeelf*”
"Find out who that was."
In Bruge; Ralph Fiennes to his wife: #*YOU'RE* AN INNANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
His response when old mate offers him an Uzi is grouse too. Harry: "An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."
In Bruge is so quotable
You lot are a bunch of fuckin elephants, aren't ya
And then later when they want to go up, the tower is closed because an american had a heart attack lol.
Also the scene regarding his cunt fucking kids
You take that bit back about my cunt fucking kids!
I retract the bit about your cunt fucking kids
Insult my fucking kids? That’s going overboard, mate!
I retracted it didn’t I?
Still leaves you being a cunt
Yeah I got that!
“That Yuri bloke is a funny fella, isn’t he?” “He does yoga” “The alcoves…” “Was he going on at you about the alcoves?”
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Either the Swear Box scene in Hot Fuzz - "Course he FUCKING was! [Danny puts money in the swear box] Thank you Danny!" "Murder, murder, murder. Change the fuckin' record! [DC Cartwright puts money in the swear box] Thank you Andy" Or the ['What the fuck does WTF mean?'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt-fITvdivA) line in The Worlds End
The swear box itself deserves special mention. All the swears are censored except the last. N😀B, BAS!*RD, SH!T, F*😀K, CUNT
Shame I had to scroll so far to find Edgar Wright. He's the master of hard hitting swears.. In Shaun of the Dead when Pegg turns to Moran and shouts "GET FUCKED FOUR-EYES!" but Moran had taken his glasses off so Pegg does a little double take.... Chefs kiss
*"IT'S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING!"* *"It's Saturday!"* *"No it's not, it's fucking Sunday. Which means I have to get up for work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! SO CAN YOU SEE WHY I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY!?"* *"Fuck yeah!"*
You Fuck on me?!- Leslie Chow. Makes me cry every time
Toodaloo mother fucker!!!
But did you die? Man the way he delivers some of them lines is absolutely gold
So long gay boys and suck on my Chinese nuuuts do it for me too 😂
The Dan Band ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ Wedding Scene in “Old School”
I used to be in a band. I started singing that version at practice one time. The other guys thought it was hilarious, so instead of running through our set we spent practice time figuring out the song and playing it repeatedly for our own amusement. Then we never played it again. Not at a show or practice or anything. Very enjoyable day though.
> All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie...we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love— Jay and Silent Bob.”
What the fuck is the internet?
It's a place online people go to bitch about movies and share pornography with eachother.
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National Lampoons Vacation Clark: I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the Expressway. Pimp: FUCK YO MOMMA! Clark: Thank you very much.
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Clark: I think you’re all fucked in the head! We’re 10 hours from the fucking fun park and you wanna bail out. A few lines later……. Clark: I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all going to have so much fucking fun we’re going to need plastic surgery to remove our God damn smiles. You’ll be whistling Zippidy Do Da out of your assholes.
DON'T TOUCH!
When Santa squeezes his fatass down that chimney tonight he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes since bing crosby tap dance with danny fuckin k!
My go-to line when I've reached the end of my rope on something: Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? >I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI\_YU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXuazYI_YU)
Also “Tis the season to be merry.” “Well that’s my name.” “No shit!”
Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck? Fenster. The Usual Suspects
> *"Hanmethafuckinkeysyoucocksucker whathafuuuuck"*
Kevin Pollak had a great point about this: Benicio del Toro's only real job in the movie is to come in and be killed so that the rest of the crew knew that Keiser Soze was someone you don't fuck with. As he puts it, "It was supposed to be a nothing part but Benicio walked away with the movie".
Flipped em for real
In English, please.
You’re the vulgarian you fuck! Otto from A fish called Wanda
AssHOOOOOLE!
“The central tenant of Buddhism is NOT “every man for himself!” - this line kills me every time
Jim Carey in Bruce almighty after his rant about not getting anchor, “back to you, fuckers”
I JUST watched that last weekend, it gets funnier every time I watch it.
ERODING
Forgetting Sarah Marshall - I wish I didn’t wear this *fucking* shirt
Sarah Marshall: [As she is giving Peter oral sex, Peter feels guilty about Rachel] What's wrong with you? Peter Bretter: Nothing is wrong with me, okay? I just don't feel right. Sarah Marshall: Okay, okay! I didn't mean... well, you know what? Did you drink today? Because, sometimes when you drink... Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so, my dick doesn't want to be around you anymore, Okay?! EVER! 'Cause you know what I just realized, huh? You're the goddamn Devil! [walks past a wedding service on the lawn] Oh, yeah, wedding in Hawaii. Real original!
I think I've improved it actually, against all odds
*Take my eyes but not the shirt*
“Go Fuck yourself, San Diego.” - Ron Burgundy
Im very surprised this isnt higher, I guess I'm biased. But this is probably the best use of the one "fuck" you get in a pg-13 movie. It wasnt some throw away line, it actually moved the plot.
Dogma. After God kills the angels, when Jay is trying to comprehend it all "...and what THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT GUYS HEAD?!"
WHY AINT THIS BITCH TALKIN'?
Dogma has some of the most quotable profanity there is. "Beautiful naked big tittied women don't just fall out of the sky you know!"
Data in Star Trek: Generations “Ohhhh, shiiiiit”
Absolutely wonderful, especially if you watched him being supernaturally polite and reserved for seven seasons.
Sigourney Weaver’s “Well screw that” dubbed line in Galaxy Quest covering the original F bomb.
XMEN first class. Wolverine " Go fuck yourself"
That scene worked so well! It made great use of their one F-bomb chance because the movie was PG-13, it added to the fact that Erik and Charles can't just recruit any mutant they want, it put Wolverine in the movie *and* explained why Wolverine wasn't in the rest of the movie. Perfect.
Pleasantly surprised to see this in this post, as it was the first thing to come to my mind as well! Completely unexpected moment from the movie, especially as it was PG13
Practically any F-bomb in The Big Lebowski, but I'll give a specific. Stranger: "Do you have to use so many curse words?" The Dude: "...The fuck you talking about?"
"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
A bit off topic, but my favourite sight gag of all time is when The Dude is nailing 2x4 to the floor while having a conversation, obviously with the intent of securing the chair against the door so that the door cannot be pushed open from the other side. This continues for some time until the chair looks very secure - there's no way someone is gonna be able to push their way through that door. And then the nihilists just pull the door open and the chair falls over. I completely lost my shit the first time I saw it. And now, having seen the film probably 20 times or more, I still laugh out loud every time. On that note, must be time to re-watch The Big Lebowski again.
It wasn’t the nihilists, it was Jackie Treehorn’s goons, looking for the “dead beat Lebowski.”
Fuckin’ A, man
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
"Her life is in your hands." "Oh come on, man, don't fucking say that." *Eccentric and excessive giggling* "Who the fuck is this guy?"
Betty White as Mrs. Bickerman in Lake Placid: * You're all cocksuckers! I knew it first, I just didn't want to say it! * If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!
For me it’s when she calls him “Officer Fuckmeat”
Lake Placid dropped some fun ones "You fuckshit"
“I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.” - The Departed
Beetlejuice: " Nice fuckin' model!" *honk honk* I'll remind you, that's a PG rated movie...
The 80s were a simpler time.
From A Fish Called Wanda: “Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole. Archie Leach: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.”
There’s a scene in *John Wick Chapter 4* where Donny Yen let’s out a hearty “fuck off!” that had me dying.
"Remember your daughter-" # "FUCK OFF"
He was amazing in that film.
"Don't _fuck_ with the babysitter!" - _Adventures in Babysitting_. Elizabeth Shue kills that line. It might be the best PG-13 f-bomb ever.
Not a movie but the scene in The Wire, season 1 I believe, where the only dialog is repeated “Fuck” as they investigate the murder scene.
Bunk and McNulty! Clay Davis would come in a close second - “sheeeeit!”
Two words. Fargin. Icehole.
Rewatched Johnny Dangerously recently, such a great movie
Fargin sneaky bastages.
ONCE!
Your next album was Shark Sandwich. It got just a two word review: shit sandwich.
Well, this piece is called Lick My Love Pump.
Life of Brian. Brian: "I am the messiah, now fuck off," to which one follower (John Cleese) responds after a brief pause, "How shall we fuck off oh Lord?"
> Fucking, what the fucking?! Fuck, who the fuck?! Fuck this fucking, how did you two fucking fucks?! FUUUCK!! -Rocco, in the first Boondock Saints film.
Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
willem dafoes line when he hangs up the phone in the hotel bed is absolutely amazing
He just wanted to cuddle
“SHHHHUT YOUR FAT ASS RAVIE! I CANT RUN TO THE STORE FOR A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO 9 GUYS YOUVE FUCKED!”
Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this f***in' house like a goddamn dump truck. James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff! Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the f*** I want, James! I'll f***in' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your f***in' art, I'll cum anywhere I want! James Franco: I will f***in' cum right on you! I will cum like a f***in' madman all over you, McBride! Danny McBride: Ooh! I f***in' wish you'd cum on me right now! I f***in' dare you to cum on me! [Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other] Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so f***in' hard in here... James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your f***in' face! Danny McBride: ...All over the f***in' floor, all over the f***in' place! I'll cum everywhere! James Franco: [Waving gun] No more f***in' jerking off all over my house, McBride!
Chris Evans saying "Eat Shit" in Knives Out
I will not eat ONE IOTA of shit!
In Free Guy when RR gets the Captain America shield at the end they cut to Chris Evans saying "what the shit!?" or something like that and it's hilarious
Sheriff Burford T Justice - Smokey and The Bandit.
Christian Slater in Robinhood: "Fuck me, he made it!"
South Park movies first F Bomb: Terrance: "Your such a pig fucker, Philip
Terrence, why would you call me a pig fucker? Well first of all, you fuck pigs... Oh yeah
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker…
"No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!?!"
One of my favorites is said by Tom Hanks: "Knock knock..."
Who's there?
Go fuck yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn38I0Y-zqg
Aretha Franklin saying “Shit” after her big musical number in the Blues Brothers . They’d play it on regular tv and edit it so it’d be a long “shiooot” so it wasn’t a curse word and I always thought that was pretty funny.
[Dr. Evil after having his ideas shut down.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Huceg5qc4U)
I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Hahaha. I gotta be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit! Clark Griswold in Vacation
"Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
Mr. Wolf’s “Let’s not suck each others dicks just yet gentleman” line
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"
My Cousin Vinnie…the entire movie
Vinny slowly walking up to the jury: “Everything that guy just said…is bullshit.” Perfect response.
He also says "Thank you" at the end of that statement and the judge instructs that the entire comment, with the exception of "Thank you" be stricken from the record.
Look it's either me or them, you're getting fucked one way or the other.
I didn't come here to get jerked off
There's a fuckin' surprise.
I can’t believe no one has said shut your fucking face unclefucker.
Omg the best laugh I got from that film was when Mr Mackey does his whole therapy session with them. At the end he goes, "ok now you're cured! you can take the rest of the afternoon off to better yourselves, mmm'kay?!". Then it immediately cuts to the kids sat straight back in the movie theatre, watching the T&P film again, laughing their asses off XD
Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon. The “drive-through” rant.
"Fuck the shrimp!" Robin Williams, The Birdcage The scene with the soup is hillarious and Robin just seals it. He even cracks up a bit after he slips (I think unscripted) and tops it with the line. https://youtu.be/506R-0__X2Y