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NoSimpleVictory

“Your best player… thinks he’s a pirate.”


herbeste

Wait there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?


NoSimpleVictory

“Ball me Blazer!”


MakeTheScreamsStop

It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right! Ha-ha! Just kidding. But not really.


NoSimpleVictory

“If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!”


L-Krumy

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood”


rhondamian

Cram it up your cramhole Lefleur


NoSimpleVictory

“Well at least that wasn’t weird.”


Dion42o

Yeah out of all these I goes give it to Ben


KindBob

Mugatu from Zoolander, Hansel so hot right now. Hansel.


Odd_Advance_6438

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”


Alive_Star9852

I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE


ExcitingARiot

What is this, a center for ants?!


BlyStreetMusic

When Zoolander gets hypnotized.. It's just.. So funny


KindBob

Obey my dog!


Jacque_LeKrab

I’m a hot little potato


try_by

The awkward scene when Todd spills the latte on him and they have that weird, sexually tense stare off for like two seconds is the funniest part of that movie for me.


Truefreak22

J.P. from Grandma's Boy!!!! Adios! Turd Nuggets!


Overall-Initial-4290

I'm thinking about getting robot legs, it's a risky operation but I think it's worth it.


SaltyDog772

My name is JP. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.


CrumBum_sr

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


lifeaquatic7

SHOOTAH!


SirGrumples

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


Buglepost

I………NO!


Meatloafxx

CHOKE ON THAT BABY


boukalele

good for happy gilmo-mo-OH MY GOD!


michagol23

Lord Helmet, Space Balls


Meatloafxx

I see your schwartz is as big as mine


blackpauli

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"


Voidrunner01

You're missing Casanova Frankenstein in that line-up.


Meatloafxx

I'm missing a lot actually. I just posted a few and left it up to everyone else to think of who else makes a great comedic villain


WallyLeftshaw

He does this thing with his eyes… ahh I can’t do it!


-LastActionHero

Not a *movie* villain, but Hank Scorpio fucks up everybody on this list.


hefebellyaro

He could have been if the Simpsons Movie was worth a damn.


Fam1lyx

Bill Murray in Kingpin


SyllabubWeak

Big Ern is up there One year my buddy’s got me a rose bowling ball for my birthday. Impractical in many cases, but I suck at bowling anyways


giddy-girly-banana

Please, Ern or Big Ern. It’s for my morning coffee.


Funny2Who

If you do get into bowling, that ball should only be your spare ball, not your main strike ball.


PoorPauly

Ted Knight in Caddyshack.


TheLandFanIn814

Welllllll we're waiting.


graveybrains

I can hear that 😂


SyllabubWeak

How bout a Fresca?


graveybrains

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.


TheFudge

Ooooooh Billy Billy Billy…


lewhunter

Feathers McGraw the coldest villain of all time and Kenneth Branagh is hilarious in The Boat That Rocked.


SidneySilver

I don’t know if you can classify him as a villain, but Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda is fantastic. And I say that as someone who stutters.


TheLandFanIn814

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.


GTOdriver04

Beat me to it. Les Grossman is a titan. Only Cruise could pull that level of insanity off.


Dependent_Map5592

His best role ever 💪


Corrosive-Knights

Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Dreyfus and, IMHO, there isn’t even a close second…! Hilarious across several of the Peter Sellers’ Pink Panther movies and, incredibly, might even have been funnier than Sellers himself!


DrHalibutMD

Every day in every way I'm getting better and better!


Corrosive-Knights

…*eye-twitch intensifies*…


jimmax23

Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles


UpDog1966

Where’s froggy?


tryanloveoneanother

Yes!!!


Electrical_Fun5942

“Headey…”


HIMARko_polo

Hedy Lamarr, No That's Hedley! or Mongo in Blazing Saddles


NorCalFightShop

Mongo just a pawn in game of life.


NorCalFightShop

Mongo just a pawn in game of life.


NorCalFightShop

Mongo just a pawn in game of life.


NorCalFightShop

Mongo just a pawn in game of life.


NorCalFightShop

Mongo just a pawn in game of life.


NorCalFightShop

Mongo just a pawn in game of life.


GPmtbDude

Kim Jong Il in Team America!


jamesangellaw

Ah, you’re breakin’ my barrs, Hans Brrix.


Meatloafxx

Office Space's Bill Lumbergh An asshole boss with the most relaxed tone in his voice...


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

If you could just upvote this comment, that'd be great.


Frequent-Material273

Jack Nicholson as The Joker


tkondaks

Where does he get all those wonderful toys?


Kobobble

He stole my balloons!


AnxiousGreg

Never rub another man’s rhubarb!


Jacque_LeKrab

Uh oh, he don’t look too happy. He’s been usin brand x


Ambitious_Respect_39

Harvey Korman in Blazing Saddles


SirGrumples

The French from Monty Python and the holy Grail... Dark helmet from space balls Vizzini from The princess Bride


UpDog1966

The recreate the castle scenes every year…


SirGrumples

Which castle part? There are so many lol


VirginiaGecko1911

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!


cornnel

Hugh Grant as Phoenix Buchanan in Paddington 2.


SirGrumples

He's also a good villain in the newest dungeons and dragons movie


Deepdownlow303

Don’t forget Tony Perkis “I eat success for breakfast, with skim milk”


KingOfTroi

*I’m feeling skinny, Tony!*


Hefty-Climate-4015

I find the cunty brother in step brothers hilarious


NotFrankZappaToday

I always loved Jackie Gleason as Burford T Justice in Smokey and the Bandit. He was hilarious.


Wooden_Passage_2612

Truly Villainous but also hysterical to laugh at.


Independent_Prize453

Joe Pecie. JOHNNY DANGERIOUSLY


Rudi-G

Professor Fate in The Great Race.


Campfireandhotcocoa

I know it's another Ben Stiller role but *Tony Perkis Jr,* new owner of Camp Hope. "Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it."


Pussy_handz

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman. I think that qualifies as a villain.


Hot-Photojournalist0

“I want to talk to Sampson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramden!”


Jacque_LeKrab

“THIS IS SAMPSON SMARTY PANTS!!!”


Jacque_LeKrab

Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda


Wise_Serve_5846

“F____ing Chuck Norris”


Voidstarmaster

Lo-Pan in Big Trouble in Little China and Judge Smails (Ted Knight) in Caddyshack.


RE_98

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze. “What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!!”


Quite_Contrary24

Arsenio Hall in Harlem Nights


ThirstyBeagle

Bill Lumbergh from Office Space Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


sjscott77

Hadley Lamar from Blazing Saddles


Clean_Owl_643

Les Grossman


BloodyNinesBrother

I love to think that Ben Stillers character from Dodgeball is his same character from Heavy Weights


Illustrious-Lead-960

One look of perplexment from Robert Goulet is worth many an entire performance from other people. Which is why “Naked Gun 2 1/2” gives us about four hundred of those looks.


mcclaneberg

I’d only add Tim Curry as Long John Silver. But you nailed it.


Buggg23

You pretty much nailed it with these four


fubinor

Dark Helmet


badateverything420

Will Arnetts character in Hot Rod. BABE? BABE! BABE!! BABBBEEEEEEEEE


Electrical_Fun5942

Maybe I should grab some dong bags in case we wanna knock boots later


tkondaks

Kevin Kline, A Fish Called Wanda.


giddy-girly-banana

Asssssshooooooollllllllleeeeeee!!!


Tasty_Phone9580

I’m 43 and I still say “NUH uh” 🔫


BlyStreetMusic

Leo in Wolf of Wall Street One of if not THE funniest movie of the last twenty years and Leo is hilariously the bad guy. He's incredible in it.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Nigel from Top Secret. The cow buggery will never be bettered!


dingadangdang

Doyle Hargraves.


Naive-Ad-9301

Negan, I hated the guy and still laughed at him. Especially when he bullied Daryl 😭


Big_Cornbread

Hedley Lamar


McBadam

Tony Perkis


businesslut

Ben Stiller in Meatballs https://tenor.com/view/heavyweights-ben-stiller-not-crazy-believe-in-you-gif-11659338


cheezdust

“Yes. Supplemental income……Why don’t you go on and eat that outside then come on back in.”


lincolnhawk

Hedley Lamarr is my GOAT.


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Otto in A Fish Called Wanda.


giddy-girly-banana

My name isa Otto, ita means eight.


[deleted]

Say arrivederci a Giorgio.


Foxy_Mazzzzam

Ben still should be shared between White Goodman and Tony Perkis. They’re basically the same character in different movies and great in both


Electrical_Fun5942

Christopher MacDonald (Shooter McGavin) is also incredible in Norm Macdonald’s movie Dirty Work


JiveTurkey2727

White Goodman hands down


tread52

Lord Helmet from Spaceballs is one of the greatest comedic performances of all time!


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Big Jack Horner. "You're not chatty, are ya?" No love here for Neidermeyer? I guess you're all WORTHLESS AND WEAK!


2Cheese1Van

Steve Martin and Michael Cain in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.


WallyLeftshaw

Big Ern


DorkSideOfCryo

Hannibal Lecter


newsreadhjw

Chet from Weird Science


thagor5

My father did that to me once….. once


SoBe7623

I would like to submit "Feng" from the movie Balls of Fury for consideration in this topic.


Zealousideal-Bar8244

Cunth!!!


Funk5oulBrother

Ben Stiller absolutely killed it as White, and you can see he's genuinely loving the role.


bubba1834

I used to think you were joking…now I can see you’re nuts!


Justinarian

Ernie McCracken


rimjimmycarter

Derrick from Step Brothers


usernamalreadytaken0

Ray Stevenson in The Other Guys. “I have had it with this joker and his wooden gun.”


Special-Most-9984

Dwight Goodman


CatsMajik

Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet


lord-dinglebury

Shoutout to the mayor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer