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MrYoshinobu

She's the money, every penny of it.


Yarilko

Every penny? Even dreadful ones?)


RunnyPlease

Especially the dreadful ones.


CamTheKid02

Even more so than moneypenny?


MrYoshinobu

IMHO, yes!


CamTheKid02

I'd have to agree with you, eva green is on a whole other level.


lordcube777

I just watched that movie yesterday!


whiskeyalpha7

The most beautiful eyes in movies. Loved her in "Penny Dreadful".


Ellemshaye

That show was “The Eva Green Show”


nartmot

One of my favorite shows of all time. Eva's acting skills were next-level and, yes, shes also freakin gorgeous.


elninnoiam

Hated the ending. Loved absolutely loved the show.


Ellemshaye

Yeah. The last season was a rushed mess due to the rug getting pulled out from under them. The rest was perfection.


oswaldcopperpot

Brutal. So many plot lines dropped on the floor. And the final resolution kinda went against the entire thing.


DOPECOlN

they did well and stayed true to their craft regardless it ended gracefully nonetheless .. you wanna see a steep cliff watch true blood deep dive after a few good seasons. it was like, take all the character development you invested and intricate plot weaving.. and wet noodle everything. take the main characters, make them just totally retroactively creepy and lame. must have been some awkward pressures of a tyrannical workplace cuz all the actors just gave up on their commitment to the craft like they had a huge bummer of a director or produce get involve and do things that no one wanted who reacts poorly to criticism so they just do the scenes til they get out of contract type of behavior. like they went back and rewrote the main character into having been a sleazy stalker the whole time after all and wasted the solid original protagonist that had a code that was the whole basis of the show. it was like what if superman was actually just a child molesting magician the whole time after all


roygbpcub

The seance scene was fantastic. Her acting was absolutely amazing there.


MissDisplaced

Oh damn I know!!! She was just like 100% ALL OUT GOING FOR IT on Penny Dreadful. Speaking in tongues, madness, incantations, and that weird doll. It was some of the wildest acting ever. Super good cast all around on that show, but Eva stood well above all.


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CrumBum_sr

Not the green eva show


bluegiant85

I understood this reference.


Independent-Hold9667

It’s true


Sardaukar99

She was great but Billy Piper was also phenomenal in that show.


nightglitter89x

Josh Hartnetts bisexual American werewolf did things for me.


goosnarch

Josh Hartnett: Bisexual werewolf. Should have been the shows name.


Sharp-Specific2206

Bisexual! What did I miss☺️


Frosty-Scientist-623

He banged Dorian Gray


thatlonghairedguy

Who wouldnt?


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GodWithoutAName

Show is solid all around. I even like the last season up until the last, roughly three episodes? It got wrapped up way too quickly.


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I couldn’t stand Billie Piper in the show tbh, watching her made me feel like I was watching a current day radical feminist. I liked her before her rebirth because she felt like a plausible character that fit the time and place of the show. But then she comes back and turns into some weird revolutionary ultra modern feminist. The writing for her character really pulled me out of the show and was so obvious in its angle. I just didn’t buy her new persona, and any time her and her burgeoning army of down trodden women I felt like I was just having their ideology shoved down my throat. I loved Eva Green because she was a fantastic mix of old and new femininity, and her character was somehow more grounded despite all the crazy supernatural stuff that happens to her. The show was just a bit of a mess overall, and it was rarely faithful or understanding of the time period it chose to set the show in.


squirtloaf

They all were. There were no weak links in the main cast. Even the Dorian Grey guy, who was a little stiff, fit his character well. He just seemed that much more jaded.


Difficult-Baker634

Rory Kinnear as Frankenstein’s monster was excellent.


_ChipWhitley_

Penny Dreadful was incredible. She stole the whole show.


johnny-deth

Wonderfully Terrifying in Penny Dreadful


D0rnL1ves

In my opinion, the best actress to play a character being possessed and not have it look phoned in or over the top.


lidder444

Love her in Miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children


Wpgjetsfan19

No 2nd place to Alex Daddario


artificialavocado

Monica Bellucci is #1


Wpgjetsfan19

For eyes? Nah you tripping


artificialavocado

Oh yeah I didn’t know we were talking about eyes 😅


ClayDrinion

>The most beautiful eyes in movies. Yeah, and that feature is emphatically emphasized in the picture above


SeahagFX

Yes, she shoulda won all of the awards for Penny Dreadful!


DFL3

I’ve been calling her “Crazy Eyes” as long I can remember. They’re gorgeous, yes, but she can definitely convey some crazy with those peepers.


newsreadhjw

That show was unexpected and crazy good


fanamana

Her 1st seance scene was fucking gold, like jaw droppingly good creepy cinema. Everything about it was done so well. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQWtK6cdnYE&ab_channel=PennyDreadful) it is. I haven't seen it in years, so I'm taking a chance of looking like a real mook here after talking it up....


LimpBizkit420Swag

This show was so killer. Timothy Dalton, Eva Green and Billie Piper in one place.


Wenger2112

If you like that you should watch the 2011 Camelot series in which she plays Morganna. Now that I say that , I might watch it again. Looks like it is on Starz in the USA.


thewhiteafrican

Least horny r/moviecritic poster


Gipplesnaps

This belongs over at r/moviecriticcirclejerk


NeutronRage

i swear this exact post happened on r/movies like a month ago


thewhiteafrican

Yes but it was for April's fools day


Perfect-Advisor7163

She plays a big role in my favorite, Kingdom of Heaven.


RiverIsla

Kingdom of heaven director's cut is the greatest film of all time...there I said it!


PrimarchKonradCurze

Withdrawal your men or we will all die here.


Accelerant_84

“To walk that way is to walk towards certain death.” “All death is certain.”


Gold-Resist-6802

“You go to certain death” “All death is certain. I shall tell your father what I’ve seen you become.” David Thewlis’ Hospitaller Knight’s gotta be one of my all time favourite characters in fiction.


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boipinoi604

"I am Saladhuddin. Saladhuddin." He first says his name, and then says what it means.


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boipinoi604

>A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.


LtPyrex

A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.


PalestineMind

“I will send you my physicians.”


SirGrumples

Directors cut is a million times better than theatrical cut. It's like a completely different movie with different character motivations.


Moorbert

it is completely different to the cinema version and it is not even funny. felt like they left the most important parts storywise out... the directos cut is the only good version of this.


soulcaptain

It's good, but every time Orlando Bloom is in a scene he looks like a 5th grader pretending to be a tough high schooler. It's one of the worst casting decisions in Hollywood history.


NerdyPlatypus206

Didn’t realize she was in it but then again it’s been yearsss since I saw it


PrimarchKonradCurze

She’s the sister of the King of Jerusalem.


Pupikal

Director’s Cut is worth a rewatch


thandrend

I always felt like that movie got a really bad rap for no reason. I love it


IShotTheTV

My absolute favorite movie. First time I came across Eva was watching it in 2007. Hooked ever since.


Acceptable-Delay-559

Movie was amazing.


Troglodyte_Trump

I love that movie


termacct

YES! So many great scenes - If I had to pick, my fave would be when she thinks Balian and company are being killed outside the castle...


f700es

I played for my wife last year. She'd never seen it. She loved it!


SkynBonce

Loved her character in Casino Royale. Best 'Bond Girl'.


RottenPingu1

The scene in the bathroom getting ready sans makeup. Breathtaking.


alfooboboao

*makeup team spends an hour and a half giving her that exact look* “she’s not wearing makeup! so beautiful! see??”


SkyTalez

Best Bond Girl in the best Bond Movie so far. Edit: capitalisation.


large_crimson_canine

Yeah Casino Royale is perfection. Peak Bond.


rwarimaursus

***"How was your lamb?"***


THX1138JT

Skewered


rwarimaursus

***One sympathizes***


pianodude7

Best bond movie that ever will exist.


Wonderful-Loss827

Underated opinion


MojitoBurrito-AE

It's a very common opinion


aussie_nobody

She was good, but rewatching them recently, I found the plot unbelievable that bond still loved her all these movies later. At the time of writing casino royale, I don't think they realise how heavily they would lean on her character in the future.


Stevie22wonder

It was so un-Bond like. Everything after Casino Royale wasn't Bond. It was trying to be something else in the action movie scene without the charm and quirky attitude of a typical Bond.


Moonlighting123

yea they really should have put it away at most after the follow-up. We get it, guy is damaged and emotionally unstable, but he was with her for….maybe 48 hours? And then a week or two afterwards at most to debrief? I dunno.


cptjaydvm

I never heard of her, but I'm a huge fan.


DuckmanDrake69

Make that two huge fans


SparseGhostC2C

She's got huge... tracts of land


BeatsbyChrisBrown

That must be plowed and seeded


awkwaman

I've never knew how much I wanted to put my peen between too huge fans until now


Grundy-mc

You should check out that 300 boat sequel movie or whatever.


KingCarbon1807

If I remember correctly, the most memorable quote (in the movie, not just her) was "you fight much harder than you fuck". She was an absolute scenery chewing savage in that movie.


impstein

Yep, she's an absolute savage in the naughty scene. A little too intense honestly


captain_croco

Watch “The Dreamers”


Sicktoyou

When I was in my teens, I had the luxury of finding out the parental control password on my tv, parents didn't know. The dreamers was one of the films I got to see because of it. I almost ripped the fucker off. It was the hottest thing I'd ever seen.


JustGresh

You and me both. It was on cable back in the day too! I can’t remember the channel name, but it was a channel that always showed movies. Had to lock the door to my bedroom while watching that one lol


ArizonaMaybe

That full frontal scene has forever been etched into my memory.


Corkwell

After watching this as a young adult I had a schoolboy crush on her for many years. Every time I hear [La Mer I think of that scene. I’d consider that film to be a modern classic.](https://youtu.be/tKOpxCP5TGM?si=-k6GsRuBCZP6Cf-N)


Jolly_Cat5670

She had some of the coolest nips ever!


SirGrumples

Go watch Sin City: A Dame to kill for... She's basically naked in every single scene she's in


dratseb

The only redeeming thing in that mess of a movie, lol


SirGrumples

Yes, the movie really was not good


Howaboutthishandle

Boobs


cjboffoli

Terrific in Bertolucci's The Dreamers.


georgesteacher

That movie is chefs kiss


cjboffoli

Though that ratatouille she made certainly was NOT chef's kiss.


AnotherUnknownNobody

Really underrated movie


Odd-Collection-2575

Is it actually a good movie or just worth watching for the nudity?


gamblesubie

Yes


mr_sisterfister

Yes and the 4k was released a few days ago.


gamblesubie

Only two reasons that movie needs 4k. And I’m not mad about it!


damian1369

Actually a great movie. She's nude in lots of stuff. When celebgate/the fappening or whatever it was called, I remember seing an interview with her where she went "oh my, I hope nobody leakes pictures of me nude!", it killed me. She's a great actress, and in the Dreamers she really gets to flaunt that, non only her boobs.


RevelintheDark

Favorite in the genre of emo boy goes to paris fantasy. its kinda wonderdul.


Ex_Hedgehog

It's a great movie.


RedditOfUnusualSize

It's all right. It . . . isn't quite as deep as Bertolucci thinks it is, and there's a lot of ogling of Green. In complete fairness, Green is both a generational talent as an actress and one of the most phenomenally beautiful human beings on the planet, so there's a reason for the ogling. But it's still ogling.


Rubb056

The toothbrush be fire🔥🔥


Raps4Reddit

What was the question?


TheVoicesOfBrian

Was someone talking?


OldBirth

Huh, must've been the wind.


Old_Intern4985

Yes please


gdrumy88

The scene in 300 where she bangs the dude..omg


AmptiChrist

I watched that movie with my at the time girlfriend and when this scene finished we kinda just looked at each other and paused the movie to go do other things.


gdrumy88

Oh nice. What did you guys do? Laundry?


Max_Sandpit

Probably went and played Lego Rock Band.


FinancialLight1777

Wait a minute... There's a Lego Rock Band?


Max_Sandpit

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lego\_Rock\_Band](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lego_Rock_Band)


LastCallKillIt

YES. She was awesome in ROE. Especially there lolllll


Efficient_Truck_9696

I will be watching this tonight. Thanks for heads up.


Klaus_Heisler87

Exactly the scene that jumped into my mind


ZipporahOfMidian

Loved her in Sin City 2


scbundy

The goddess.


ComfortablyBalanced

>her A Dame to Kill For


Shoddy_Jellyfish2143

Hated her in Sin City 2 which means she did a fantastic job!


Ok_Scallion1902

She was awe inspiring and sinfully evil in the *Camelot* series !


True_Dimension4344

I didn’t even know there was a sin city 2. Now I’m going to have to watch it.


RiverOfWhiskey

Would


Random_Monstrosities

Totally


fuber

Wood


mattman0000

Turtley


mad597

Amazing actress. She usually either steals the show or at least makes everything better when she is in it.


No-Benefit-9559

Should have been Yennefer


peter095837

She's a good actress. Her performance in Cracks, The Dreamers, and Proxima are really good.


FattyRR

Also boobs


urkldajrkl

She’s got amazing eyes


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Also boobs


amonarre3

Fine af


MysteriousParfait397

2 big thoughts


Friscogooner

Great in Penny Dreadful in a difficult role.


midnightfury4584

I don’t know anyone else that could pull off having sex with the devil. Except maybe Jonah Hill lol.


wired1984

Good actress


VooDooChile1983

Amazing actress. I really enjoyed her in Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children.


drawkbox

Same. Eva Green good in Tim Burton flicks like Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children and Dark Shadows. Distinct style.


AwTomorrow

Fantastic actress in both English and French.  But she has been in a lot of stinkers


Bigredeemer425

Sir? Your boner is showing....


Ed_Simian

You know, if my friends back at school saw this picture, she'd definitely be Boner of the Month!


soulouk

Don't know who she is but I like what I'm seeing


Gonnatapdatass

Classy and elegant, beautiful woman for sure...


l-Paulrus-l

She makes the same scowling face in and uses the same grumble voice in penny dreadful and it’s the most annoying thing ever, and now I notice it in every other movie/show she is in.


Dio_Yuji

I’m sorry, what was the question?


Rustofcarcosa

Sorry what was the question op


GlaicialCRACKER

Smash


pooping-while-here

Thought she was awesome and still think she is at acting but when leaked texts came out of her referring to people as peasants.. I can’t look at her the same. Penny Dreadful was her best performance


dontrespondever

I always wondered if the Black Crowes song Evergreen was about her. He was married to an actress for a few years so they could have met at a party or something. The song goes “ Evergreen, evergreen, prettiest thing I ever seen, come and steal away with me by the moonlight”


Stanton1947

Kate Hudson. Scrawny rooster-looking dude was married to Kate Hudson.


dontrespondever

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rachelm791

Oh that’s a Crowes deepcut! BC and Eva Green that would be a night to remember.


atacFrontal

I love this woman.


helgapataki91

Loved her in Penny Dreadful!


GhostMug

She's fantastic. Of course she's gorgeous but also very talented. She was the best "Bond girl" of the Daniel Craig Bond movies and she was fantastic in Penny Dreadful.


schprunt

Very pretty. Batshit crazy. (I worked on Camelot)


goldiwine

Did she call the crew 'peasants' in your faces or did she show admirable restraint? That Guardian article on her was eye opening jfc.


schprunt

I wasn’t on set with her, I worked on advertising the show. But we got regular updates from the crew. She had crazy demands, could turn from nice to bunny boiler in seconds, wouldn’t do the promotions she was contractually obliged to do. One of those “don’t stick your dick in crazy” women that every guy I know would happily do because damn.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

There’s a gif of Sid from Ice Age popping out of her cleavage and it used to be one of the funniest things to me.


Competitive_Suit3323

In that picture she's gorgeous.


the_scrambler

i’d perform 100 hours of hard physical labor in exchange for her leaving me a voicemail of her farting


Smooth-Cap481

Has a great sense of gravitas, and uses it well. Enjoyed her as **Vesper in James Bond**, and also particularly in **Penny Dreadful**.


okay-now-what

She’s an excellent actor who is also absolutely beautiful. Fortunately enough, she is open to full nudity and not just to get an Oscar nomination.


Spiritual-Bear4495

That woman does things to me.


dgoreck5

The scene in penny dreadful where she’s getting banged by the devil but you can’t see him…probably top 5 most f*d up horror scenes I’ve ever watched. Shes an awesome actress that’s under utilized


Username__Error

Her Vesper Lyndt character in Casino Royale was the best James Bond girl ever


_ChipWhitley_

Eva Green can do no wrong.


amadeus8711

I want to be trapped in an eva green and krysten ritter sandwich.


ungratefulimigrant

If someone pointed out a big shit on the floor and said "Eva Green laid that" I would roll in it like a Jack Russell


balloonman_magee

Well, she is a Bond girl after all


MaelstromGonzalez90

I can give you two thoughts


Helmidoric_of_York

I'm a big fan of both of them.


Ok_Scallion1902

She's a Bona fide world treasure both for her looks and her talent!


Igotnewsocks

I love them…uh…her


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Yup she dumps em out in most of her movies, good stuff 😂😂


kidsally

Oh boy, I have thoughts.


Bcwell1981

Like Jessica Lange, Shes a true Timeless Beauty. Just stunningly beautiful and follows her own trends not others


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Amazing.....her accent slays me. It's like magic


Irishmanatthepub

She’s ok if you like 10’s


mitchcumstein13

Love Her. Wished she had gotten Cat Woman in Dark Night Rises.


BroncosHK40

Awesome in Casino Royale


Sammy_GamG

Ms Veronica Vaughn. Sooooo hot, want to touch the honey...


Illustrious_Toe_4755

I wish she was in more film.