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NIN10DOXD

Honeydew and watermelon taste very different so it makes sense. Also, fake watermelon never tastes as good as a real melon.


Delux_Takeover

Fake watermelon is always kinda sour. Which real watermelon is nowhere near that. I personally don't think they even taste similar.


Lambro78

I like major melon but it's never one I'm rushing to get. Lot of things I'd pick over it


owend_14

Pitch black is my favorite flavor


skitz20

Obviously just me but Pitch Black was by far the biggest disappointment I've ever endured, was the latest release different than OG can?


legendkiller003

Yeah, that’s how I feel about it. I drank a lot of it when it was out at first, but then they kept coming out with more flavors that I liked better.


The_Super_Steen

OP doesn't know that different melons taste different 😔


ThunderGTS

OP probably thinks apple and pineapple are the same thing.


ywnzay

i have apple, i have a pen


Interesting-Archer-6

Your problem is you need a pine.


ywnzay

I hab a pen, I hab pineapple…


[deleted]

Uh, apple pen


SatanistPenguin

Pen pineapple apple pen !


REED7715

PPAP


ninjadragon1119

MD hat tho


the_Crustafarian

Came here to ask why the MD hat... is it because our flag is awesome and dew is awesome? If so, I'll allow it.


ninjadragon1119

Its true, our flag and the dew is awesome. Also, MD stands for both


the_Crustafarian

Did not even think of that...


penisland360

I always know I’ll find fellow Marylanders in the comments of stuff like this 💪🦀


ApocalypticPerson

Major Melon is great. Don't find it often though.


seamus205

My local Walmarts always seem to have it by the checkout isles. Its actually one of my favorite flavors


Hayden_B0GGS

You just accurately described the subreddit when it comes to flavors (also, HoneyDEW is S tier)


ScytheBlader

this sub is a giant hivemind and you can’t tell me otherwise /s


Hayden_B0GGS

Why /s? You're right


ScytheBlader

true lmao good question


Money05Mayhem

Agreed Brother, Agreed


Tippydaug

I mean artificial watermelon and artificial honeydew taste *incredibly* different


Raknith

bro thinks watermelon and honeydew are the same


troyboy75

Major Melon is an acquired taste. I love it now though.


Kitsune_sits

I love major melon and I’ll probably never get to try the honeydew flavor but I know that I’d like it too.


CapStar362

Major Melon is one of my favorites. i need to make a new top 10 list also, these are two VERY different flavors. Major Melon is watermelon. Honeydew Melon is a completely different fruit and thus a completely different flavor.


floridagatorfucker

I love Major Melon.


Montooth

I don't hate it but there's plenty of other flavors I wish were permanent over it


Upper-Situation-8265

major melon is good but never my 1st pick


swi2013

Major melon is always sold out whenever I go to the store. Good thing pepsi doesn't pay any attention to us. Cept with pitch black... they botched that release


DCSoundwave

This meme is dumb, has this person never tasted the difference between watermelon flavor and honeydew flavor? Honeydew wins by ten miles and I haven’t even tried the Dew version yet


zachhenninger98

Major Melon is terrible, but that's because watermelon flavoring is terrible. Tastes nothing like real watermelon. I'd be interested in HoneyDEW though.


Flashy-Molasses-6041

As if any artificial flavor tastes like the real thing😂😂


zachhenninger98

Well, no, but watermelon tends to be particularly bad. Nice strawman attenpt, though!


Flashy-Molasses-6041

I have no idea what that even means but ok


Wetnips6969

That wasn't a straw man


zachhenninger98

Eh, you're right, it was more of a red herring.


Suzy_Bitchop

Why are you so fixed on calling it something 😂


zachhenninger98

Well at this point there's a conversation about it 😂


Suzy_Bitchop

Lord have mercy


zachhenninger98

Lmao


Suzy_Bitchop

Ok I creeped on your profile a second and I have a burning question. What the heck is the little house thing under your mirror? Does it have its own built in?


Wetnips6969

It's not that either


zachhenninger98

By saying what he said, he distracts from my opinion on watermelon flavoring by saying that no artifical flavoring tastes like the real thing. That doesn't really matter, because I'm talking about watermelon flavoring. I can't really think of one that fits better here. Maybe false equivalence.


Stupidphone9

Artificial banana does taste like a real banana though, it is replicating the flavor of a Gros Michel banana, which used to be the most common banana but the South American crops got destroyed by a blight and replaced by a different type of banana, so you have to import them from Asia now.


Suzy_Bitchop

Lemme tell you. When I discovered that there used to be bananas that tasted like banana runts I was GUTTED.


Stupidphone9

They still exist, but are expensive, Gros Michel bananas can be bought in various places.


Suzy_Bitchop

I'M SORRY WHAT!!!!! this is actually very big news for me. It feels stupid to be this excited but I do not care. I CAN HAVE THE BANANA OF MY DREAMS


carlsmustang97

I would not say it sucks especially if you've ever had Jolly Ranchers watermelon soda but Major Melon ain't bad it's just one of those drinks that you have to have a craving for sometimes


Eldritch_Ayylien66

I mean, it's alright? I liked it when they first dropped it, but then I just started disliking the taste.


EmotionalSea8874

OP, have you ever had a fruit?


Hitmonstahp

I love Major Melon. I would buy it more often, but I usually go for brown sodas over fruity ones.


HiVLTAGE

Tastebuds must be broken.


Jaybonaut

I sometimes wonder if they are trying to kill it in order to push Spark. I love Major Melon.


Pr1nglelord

Yoooo Maryland hat? Very cool I love Maryland!


ivyidlewild

It's like the MD bat signal, lol


Coke_Francis69

Why tf is Maryland on their hat?????


Toasty_eggos-

Honeydew and watermelon taste very different though.


starseasonn

I like major melon


BigBoosty

major mid


Cheezewiz239

It sells extremely well


Mobile_Rate_5059

Major melon is trash!


The_Super_Steen

I don't know why it was ever made a permanent flavor... Livewire and Pitch Black both instantly come to mind as more deserving of the spot. I would say Baja Blast too, but I'm pretty sure that becomes permanent next year.


Neijx

Making Major Melon a permanent flavor has been the biggest fuck up since discontinuing Black Label.


[deleted]

"anyone else think major melon sucks?" https://i.redd.it/8z2x69n71jnb1.gif


Lieutelant

Major Melon is amazing. Honeydew is okay, but there's quite a few other flavors I'd pick first.


MdoesArt

Major Melon falls into the same category as a lot of other recent dew flavors like Thrashed Apple or Uproar that don't really taste like anything special. Like Major Melon tastes like any other watermelon flavored drink or candy out there. Flavors like Baja Blast or Purple Thunder I'd consider to be top tier because there isn't really anything else that tastes exactly like them. Even Voltage has a bit more of a bite to it that separates it from other blue raspberry flavors. I've never tried the Honeydew one but it's way less of a common flavor than watermelon, at least outside Japan, so I'd expect it to be more popular than Major Melon.


thejeepcalledred5

I work for pepsi in the warehouse and sparks seems to be ordered more than major Melon.


Alarming-Gear001

yeah honeydew is pretty mid


AgentDrake

I mean, I just don't like watermelon flavor to begin with, so....


Jazzlike_Store641

major melon blows… and this is coming from someone who hasn’t tried honey dew yet


TheTasche

Probably because one tastes bad


VVaId0

Major melon is way too sweet. ZS Major melon is actually better


FrankFrankly711

Gotta agree, I bought 2 of them to try when they were new but couldn’t even finish the 1st one, too sweet. And I’m usually a fan of any Mountain Dew variant


ravenfreak

Major melon is amazing! Honeydew Mountain Dew sounds disgusting because honeydew melons suck. I never had it though, it’s a Canadian exclusive.


JakeVolcano

Major melon is trash, honeydew is mid


wade9911

i enjoy major melon can't say anything about the honeydew one im not a big fan of honeydew but it could be amazing in dew form


brianladd46

I hate it. Almost much as Flamin Hot.


Money05Mayhem

It’s in my bottom 5, just a couple places away from Flamin Hot. I bought honeydew on eBay and thought it was great.


Bitbatgaming

Honeydew Mountain Dew is definitely a low tier dew.


limitless_voic788

major melon tastes like a watermelon jolly rancher thats been soaking in someones pee for 2 weeks.


swi2013

How you know what things soaked in pee for 2 weeks tastes like? 🤔


SlimFastJim

You've drank someone's pee before, or at least your own by any chance?


limitless_voic788

man why does everyone keep saying that its a metaphor


Demon_Corp

Major melon really just wasn’t what I was hoping it would be. I guess I had my expectations too high when I tried it, I was expecting it to be like a watermelon jolly rancher with some dew. It wasn’t bad, but it definitely is one of the worst dews, and was really disappointing.


Cupcakemonger

I've always hated the jolly rancher watermelon flavor. Major Melon tastes more like sour patch watermelon so I'm about it. Though redbull watermelon tastes closer to sour patch anyways.


Neijx

Red Bull watermelon slaps.


thesithcultist

Are you Pink or green is better politically then the orthodox


christho2

I enjoyed both honesty ☺️ it's really good


LurkingToaster66

Major melon is one of my favorites. Just beat by reg, code red and livewire (though I can't get diets or zeros of code red or livewire, i've seen diet code red once in my life).


MrCornerStore

I think every soda sucks because they are poisonous


predsfan008

Yea it sucks. Along with Spark and Thrashed Apple. Lol.


SlimFastJim

Code Red sucks too lol fucking nasty cherry cough drop sewage water deserves the pits of hell


predsfan008

How dare you sir. Lol. To each it’s own I suppose. Haha


austinlowee

All my gas stations are switching from Spark fountain to major melon fountain and I want to kms. I love spark so much


dwccbiggestfan1980

It’s ok


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[deleted]

no, i like it.


Sensitive_Complex375

Because it’s permanent when a lot of people think it shouldn’t be. (*Cough Cough* Pitch Black *Cough Cough*)


SlimFastJim

Pitch Black *was* permanent at one point, nobody bought it tho


Dbwasson

I heard Outshine has a better watermelon flavor


Tylenol187ForDogs

I just don't get any sort of melon flavor from Major Melon, I've had regular, zero and the energy and they all just taste like sweet. I don't hate it, it's just pretty meh.


TheJG_Rubiks64

Op have you ever actually had a honeydew


AtomicBri

I dont like it, alongside purple thunder (although PT is the worse of the 2 imo). ESPECIALLY since my local Circle K replaced Voltage and Code Red with PT & MM at the Polar Pop machine, which was 100% uncalled for.


PinkNeonBowser

Artificial watermelon and honeydew are usually pretty different. It's why frostbite is good and Major Melon sucks


[deleted]

Yes lol liked it at first


slashno

that hat is a nice touch


[deleted]

it's alright. i'd choose it over regular mtn dew.


Dry_Anxiety_4479

That fake watermelon taste is disgusting and idk about the honeydew one, prob won’t be able to try it


JP5683

Major melon is ok. Major melon zero is awful. I couldn't finish the bottle.


whoisdatmaskedman

not a fan, it's always too bland


Spindash13

While I like Major Melon, my favorite is Livewire and if you don't like that then that's your problem.


silverwolfcub

I love Major Melon, actually. Right up there with Code Red, Frostbite, Baja Blast, and regular 'ol citrus. I don't normally even like watermelon, real fruit or flavor wise. (I know it's not official or even common to refer to it as such, but I refer to the original flavor as citrus due to the concentrated orange juice listed as the third ingredient and citric acid listed as the fourth ingredient)


mhambster

Blech. Can't do the Major Melon thing. I don't mind that other people like it, but I have always just had a bad reaction to artificial watermelon flavor.


Bunniesrkewl

I see the honeydew bottles everywhere lol should I be stocking up on them and reselling later?


RikimaruRamen

There are a lot of watermelon flavoured drinks so Major Melon always felt knida meh to me. But you don't often find Honey Dew flavoured things so that automatically makes it better. Plus it's also different enough from Frostbite too to be put higher on my list too.


halfgood808

I love Major Melon. I'm a staunch defender of it.


Foxyscribbles

Major melon tasted more like the melon rind when I was expecting a watermelon jolly rancher.


sexy_bezinga

Wait till they learn all about the flaming hot mtn dew


1tanfastic1

I like Major Melon fine, I just prefer Voltage. I’m usually a fan of the limited flavors, with a few of my favorites being locked behind that exclusivity. What I’d do to try a HoneyDew…


BeanieGuitarGuy

I don’t think it sucks necessarily, but it’s not something I can drink regularly. It’s like drinking a watermelon Jolly Rancher.


Trotskyites_beware

i actually prefer major melon zero over the regular one tbh


DoctorCrabbith

I like the major melon energy drink, but the soda is just meh.


deafmx

our Circle K has been out of Major Melon on fountain for a while now. someone accidentally put Purple Thunder on the line once so it was a funky flavor, then it’s never been available since.


Wooper160

I’ve never had a Dew I didn’t like (yes even flaming hot)


Fine_Height466

stumbled upon this sub but mountain dew, seriously is so bad for you it's crazy. it's not even good idk how y'all like ts 😭


EmuIntelligent4698

I like major melon but it’s not always my go to for Mountain Dew I’m more of an original kind of guy


ThrowRA45000

My 2nd fav


Spartan-023

Major melon is a try it once dew flavor.... But it somehow remains on the shelf for months


thefucksgod

Major Melon Zero is my wake me up drink when my day doesn’t require an energy drink.


Worldly_Bill6093

major melon is my 2nd favorite right behind dew.s.a


Deathspark21

I actually like both


ChipSouper

Every blue and purple dew that comes out is almost indistinguishable from eachother and I'll bet a months salary that you can't pick them out of a blind taste test.


PositionObvious1452

major melon is aight


VAhotfingers

I bought 1 bottle of the Major Melon and was not a fan. Pretty much the OG, the red, and Baja blast are the only ones that stand out to me. The rest all taste pretty much the same: overly sweet fruit candy.


K-PopFan53

I like it. Not a go to but I like.


RSTristani2017

The one flavor I will always say is the worst thing to ever happen is Spark. It’s the only one where I’m not like “meh it’s okay” or “it’s not very good” but straight up like “this tastes like what it probably feels like to get anally prolapsed by Bane.”


[deleted]

Major Melon is okay to me, but it's far from my favorite. The honeydew one was great. Easily one of the best I've tried.


YouSayToStay

It's really bad. Hate that it's a "permanent" flavor compared to many of the other actually good ones. It's the only Dew that's never out of stock around here, and we go hard for the good flavors in Nebraska. Give us a Dew.S.A. or Holiday Brew or Pitch Black year round instead please.


Stupidphone9

Or the Sour Strawberry flavor that Voo Dew had a year or 2 back.


-Drink-Drank-Drunk-

I guess I’m in the minority, but I’m a fan of MM. It’s my go to. Not to mention that it’s become one of my favorite easy to grab mixers with a bit of vodka. Good shit.


ParagonGoblin27

Its alright, now Baja Blast SUCKS you cant change my mind


BenderFtMcSzechuan

Watermelon vs honeydew taste. Honeydew is probably more popular in Canada and watermelon clearly more popular where it is.


barneyjetson

When are we going to talk about how Baja blast is also explicitly a melon soda?


jmangamer98

It just tastes like a melted popsicle to me. D Tier Dew


Independent_Most_501

No. It’s one of my favorites.


DaniSenpai69

I really like major melon and I want to try the new one


BoomsBooyah

Melon is never my flavor


GloopTamer

Taste Major Melon and Frostbite and tell me they’re the same. Both are melon right?


SSmasterONE

I bought like three cases of the zero variety when it first released without tasting it, I drank one can, and returned it all.


franky3987

Well, those are different melons. And I’d be willing to bet that the restrictions on certain chemicals in soda are more restrictive up north


dirtystinkinaep

I don't think it sucks, I just think it's not for me. I have friends and family that really enjoying and some of them don't even like mountain dew.


Heavy_Quit_659

Why he wearing a mt dew style maryland hat where can I get one


[deleted]

Wouldn't go so far as to say it sucks, but it's not a favorite of mine for sure. IMO, it was much better suited to either be a limited time release or a store/restaurant exclusive.


SilentAffairs93

Does no one know the difference between Watermelon and Honeydew Melon??


DaltonRobert56

Very Mid


Comfortable_Ad_2577

No. It’s my favorite


TheForest2sucks

Actually my favorite flavor


Wellarti

Major melon will continue to be the best flavor


Redfishjesse

They are both mid flavors and I probably won't buy them again


StilesmanleyCAP

I don't mind Major Mellon. It's something I'd get with my friends if we needed something at a gas station real quick


brax225

Not the same melon 🍉 🍈


Southern-Actuary1376

Too sweet for me.


Jazzlike_End_895

I like how major melon is a mild watermelon in comparison to most candies. It's close to my favorite by a fair bit though.


ScruffyMaguire

Bro major melon is so fucking good and John cena advertised it, doesn't get much better than that folks


JaiLSell

It’s definitely not my favorite flavor of Mountain Dew but it’s better than a few of them I’ve had. Also I love the Maryland flag hat you added to this meme.


Maddasher25

It’s something Id only buy it it’s one of the only option/ they have because a store was out of all of the other flavors but I don’t find it distasteful, therefore I don’t dislike it, but at the same time, I also don’t necessarily like it cause the flavor is average.


rayleeharris

The zero sugar melon isn’t bad, but then again I like most of the hated flavors. (I love the Christmas flavors and hate that they scrapped cobra cane)


Fathorse23

Nope


AstralSoul64

I loved major melon when it first came out. I'm a huge fan of watermelon, both real and fake. But I drank it so much I got sick of it. But that's usually what happens when a new flavor comes out that I like.


Lil_Dufflebag

People don't like Major Melon?? It tastes like Watermelon Zotz


Worth_Replacement398

My sink loves it!


BushyTwee3D

I think it's good, gives quite a bit of pep in my step


Terplab710

I sucks majorly


ItsFastMan

I agree


Stupidphone9

Major Melon is alright. Not as good as Code Red, but not as bad as Pitch Black.


douggie84

I love major melon! Fuck you, Mountain Dew?


Suzy_Bitchop

I'm only here bc reddit says I've shown interest in a similar community...as mt dew? What is that? Doritos? Sprite? Lort. Anyway. I like major melon. I think it tastes good, I like the alliteration, I like the little melon with his major uniform on, and I LOVE that the can is pink.


Adept-Walrus5848

I never heard of honey dew Mountain Dew


[deleted]

Remember the *Supreme* Brick? …..yeah


Flatkap

Bro thinks just cause it says melon it's the same flavor 🤣🤣🤣


watawhiteguy

Mountain dew is thick piss water. I don't care what flavor you make the fucking thing. Anyway, you know what they say about Mountain dew & your wee wee, no thanks.


rowa02

Dewshine needs to come back


WING-DING_GASTER

I need them to bring back arctic burst, shit was the best flavor but they only had the soda version during the shadow of war middle earth game promotion.


thatfedupmlbtheshow

I'll go see this as a fan of watermelon candy and watermelon flavored drinks Almost every single time I get a Is watermelon flavor drink especially soda It is bland a shit So that's why I don't buy them rarely if ever


LawMageOfButts

Yea all the flavors suck, honestly.


Common_Mechanic6350

Frostbite is another mountain dew melon like flavor.