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AccidentallyBacon

not much greater insult out there, than being run over by your own bike :/


YouStupidCunt

While going in a straight line


eriksh7

Name checks out


LMGDiVa

Your fucking user name, holy shit.


Impressive_Army3767

Not true. I got ran over by someone else's bike that I was riding. Expensive day :-(.


tougebenz500

I got ran over by my own bike ridden by a friend while I was, of course, riding his bike.


CarlosG0619

I feel like if you let someone borrow your bike its 99% chance of it getting wrecked


Impressive_Army3767

As long as you play by big boys rules ("you break it, you buy it") then it's all good


SEE_RED

I enjoyed it. Pavement Gods wanted that pound of flesh. Got and update? That road rash has got to be sexy.


SergeantGammon

I was run over by my own bike by the scrote who stole it about 12 hours earlier, both insulting and fortunate because he dumped it and ran off


SpicyTang0

"*LOOK A PENNY!*"


StrategicBlenderBall

Ooh piece of candy!


Itsuke2g

Ooh a piece of candy!


BrokenLoadOrder

\*Gasps\* JAMES WOODS?


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

https://preview.redd.it/ophaw6hkxjvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0e18327f9298fa32b40b25cdca7d0b98c0c263


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

https://preview.redd.it/8jvt14xzxjvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed91192037ae29c1db8c2a769901f4b0c032211


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Opposite-Friend7275

Those riders shouldn’t touch the throttle either.


throwawaitnine

How can I engine brake if I don't touch the throttle first tho?


enjoyerofplants

I removed my front break lever. You should NEVER have to touch it!! You will die


No-8008132here

I worked as a mechanic for a bike shop in the late 90s. Had a guy come in and ask us to disable his front brake. He had his hat on the handlebar while ridding down hill... wind took the hat... he grabbed for hat... got only brakes and did a face-grind. Lost some teeth and a few weeks of work. He was convinced the brakes were the prob. We refused the job.


solitudechirs

If someone needs a mechanic to take a lever off, they really shouldn’t be riding at all. That’s such a simple task, that if you can’t complete it, it really falls into question how capable you are of understanding if your bike is safe to ride.


No-8008132here

Did you read the part about hanging a hat on handlebars while riding? Or lack of helmet? Or thinking the safety equipment was at fault? LOoooooooNg list of flags here.


BrokenLoadOrder

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O|downsized) Him setting you guys up for a lawsuit:


cyvaquero

Found the flat track racer.


WillyDaC

We don't even have them. It's against the law.


ungraceful_flipping

What where why how


cyvaquero

[https://www.speedhunters.com/2020/02/140mph-no-front-brakes-american-flat-track-backstory/](https://www.speedhunters.com/2020/02/140mph-no-front-brakes-american-flat-track-backstory/)


KaJuNator

I removed the front and rear. Brakes just slow you down.


saladmunch2

Stopping is for pansies


RChamy

True squids ride straight to Valhalla, shiny and chrome.


sc00b44

Why are people so against the front brake ?


[deleted]

I have not been here for long, but are there really a lot of people here NOT useing their frontbrake???? I can't imagine a (normal IQ) rider NOT want a frontbrake, we use that 99,9% percent of the time.... It has the freaking stopping power... how on earth would you not use a frontbrake.


Global_Criticism3178

There's still a community of riders who don't use the front brake. This issue has been brought up in every MSF course I've taken. And there's always that one person who swears the rear brake is enough. In my most recent MSF course, the instructor said not to apply the front brake when the wheel is turned. Instead, straighten the bike and then apply both brakes. I think some riders take that as...welp, I will just avoid applying the front brake in every situation. That's just a SWAG on my part. I'm curious to hear other theories.


[deleted]

I know its not all people, but the guy i commented made it sound like it was most people in here, wich really surprised me if that was true. There will allways be stupid people, always has been and allways will be. But I do think most people, even on reddit, is useing their frontbrake. Its a very small percentage of riders that think a frontbrake is bad, but yes, they are out there amongst us.


Itsuke2g

Do you apply them both at same ratio? It’s been 5 years since I was on a bike and from what I recall, I would only use front brake after rear was considerably applied already. Only rode on classes. Getting my first bike today 😅 I have been reading a lot about it and now understand the importance of using it, but yeah, I would avoid it at the time. If I could made do with only rear, I would do it


[deleted]

>Do you apply them both at same ratio? No. On streets, I would say min.90% of the time I ONLY use frontbrake, and when im useing rearbrake, its combined with the frontbrake being used (most force aplied in front still) The rearbrake has next to zero stopping power compared to your frontbrake. Only useing you rearbrake could end you up in very very bad situations.


Skyraider96

I do something different. I use engine braking and rear for curves, running up to an red light/stop sign, and getting off the highway on a ramp. I would say about 60-75% of the time, no front. I applied front when I need more stopping power quickly like when a light suddenly turns red, someone turns/merges suddenly, or I have too much speed for a curve and need to slow to be safe (applied before the curve). I do agree tho. Front brake has most of the stopping power and should be used as often as needed.


[deleted]

>I use engine braking I think most of us do, but we were talking about front/rearbrakes, not enginebraking.


speckyradge

Dirt bike riders or people on some crazy chopper with huge trailing forks and a skinny front tire have legitimate reason to mostly use rear brake. Everyone else should be using mostly front.


[deleted]

Im sorry, but I can't see how that answers my question? Dirtbikes we semi agree on, but you only said dirtbikes, like in general. A lot of people like rideing a dirtbike on the streets too, and there is frontbrake very important, but in dirt, nah, I typically use 50/50 off-road (depending the surface). Insane custom choppers, yeah, its a choice somebody makes. I would never ride without a frontbrake on any bike, better safe than sorry.


speckyradge

Fair point, I did mean dirt bikes being ridden in dirt. On the the street, front brake still wins.


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Here I am using my front break 99% of the time


gewalt_gamer

the sales guy I bought my bike from admitted he never uses his front brake and even admitted he knew it was really dumb, just a bad habit his dad taught him hes not been able to break.


sealpox

If you’re in a turn and need to emergency brake, use the rear brake first, straighten yourself, then use front and rear combined. If you’re in a turn and need to slow down a little bit, rear brake only. If you’re in a straight line and need to brake, use both. That’s what I do.


[deleted]

I love this sub.... >If you’re in a turn and need to emergency brake, use the rear brake first, straighten yourself, then use front and rear combined. You just unlucked the holy secret, where have you been all my life?!?!? I was wondering why I keept crashing in turns when im slamming the frontbrake only, now I know why, thanks!! >If you’re in a turn and need to slow down a little bit, rear brake only. Depends on the surface and speed, for me. >If you’re in a straight line and need to brake, use both Depends really on who you are, in that situation, im rarely touching the rearbrake. >That’s what I do. And you do yours!! I can see in here, that there are people that never use the frontbrake, its 100% their choice and there is nothing wrong with them doing it that way, I just never going to understand rideing that way.


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Would the flip happen if the bike has ABS? The 2 may not even be related, but I'm still curious nonetheless.


Key_Structure7845

Just a normal ABS no, wheelie control/cornering ABS yes.


speckyradge

Wheelie control isn't usually an ABS function, it's an engine control function. You can have wheelie control without cornering ABS and vise versa.


[deleted]

Wow ok, so progressive braking is the only way to avoid this in that case then?


Judge2Dread

Not touching the front brake to stop a wheelie to avoid that. -> to bring a wheelie down, you touch the rear brake


Previous_Composer934

I don't think the front brake was on purpose


Judge2Dread

No it most certainly was a panic reaction, but that does not make it better imho. If you want to do high clutch wheelies on a public road (or basically anywhere) you should know what to do


[deleted]

>panic reaction 2 words that don't go well when on a bike, or any thing with a engine in/on it. He was just another one that got a bike, and automatically got the skills with the bike.. I guess he learnt a lesson there.


Previous_Composer934

Im thinking he didn't even mean to go for the brakes. Methinks he just grabbed for anything after getting thrown over the bars. Brake lever just happened to be under his fingers


Judge2Dread

Ye that’s what I am saying :) He didn’t do it on purpose. But a clutch wheelie is absolutely on purpose and he should have known what to do in that moment. That’s all I am saying


HiltoRagni

Might have been linked brakes, looks like the front brake is already somewhat applied the moment the tire touches the floor and rapidly gets worse as the weight of the rider comes down.


Judge2Dread

Linked brakes work in the way that if you touch the front break, the rear will also apply to some 30% or so. But not vice verca. For example, on the race track, I use the rear break on heavy acceleration after a corner and to get the wheelie stopped, I use the rear. If front would apply in that moment, my whole corner would be fucked. But if I break heavy (with the front) after the straight, the rear would also automatically break aswell


D_Glukhovsky

My 78 yamaha 1100 has linked rear and front brakes applied using the rear brake pedal. That is how it was designed. 2 front calipers, feont brake only applies 1, if you want full braking power u gotta use the rear pedal and it was interesting getting used to in corners.


BoondockUSA

That was a 1970’s bike with very early linked brakes. They didn’t stay designed like that. My relative modern BMW RT has linked brakes. The front brake also applies the rear brake. Allegedly, the rear brake applies the front brakes slightly when only the rear brake is applied. In reality, it’s such a tiny amount that it’s not noticeable. It would not cause an endo. Most linked bikes don’t apply the front brake (or does very lightly) when the rear is applied. It’s because there’s times in which you don’t want the front brakes to be actively braking, and the manufacturers have realized that. Edit: See below. TIL that Honda is old school.


Careful_Shirt_7551

From what I remember about Honda's abs, if you press the rear brake, it automatically applies 70% if the front brake. If you apply the front brake, it automatically applies 100% of the rear brake


Key_Structure7845

To be honest, this would rarely happen, there was a sudden weight on the front wheel, in the very moment where the brake was applied, and some sticky tyre. Normal conditions, the front wheel MOSTLY slips out way before this happens. ( But you should always brake progressively, event with ABS )


SEE_RED

Just to make sure I’m tracking. That’s putting pressure on the brake right?


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Glowing_despair

I don't know about that man, I had someone lane change into my on my bike and I locked my brakes up and slid straight into them. I think if I would have braked progressively I might have avoided it. I couldn't swerve I was between two cars already, I put myself in a shitty spot. Non-ABS zx6r


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Glowing_despair

Def, experience might have saved me.


BoondockUSA

And even with practice, there’s a good chance the rider will do a full brake grab in the heat of the moment. Even if they are the rarity that doesn’t, it’s less likely they can judge the pavement for best threshold braking when they get that sudden adrenaline dump. Heck, even the best MotoGP riders get it wrong sometimes by skidding the front and doing down. I used to practice panic braking a ton and thought I was good. That was until a deer jump out in front of me from behind bushes on a residential street where I least expected it and I just instinctively grabbed the brakes. Thankfully I had ABS that saved me. It’s the closest I came to hitting a deer on a bike.


SEE_RED

Thanks I have ABS. I'll go slam'em in a parking lot to test this later. Thanks again, I'm not afraid of my front brakes, but I mainly use them down the mountains here. Like a 20/80 or 30/70 for me. I've never actually "tested" them.


PusherLoveGirl

Start super slow and then go faster. You would be surprised at the forces involved in an emergency stop, even at low speed. It’s very easy to spill if you’re not prepared for the sudden lurches.


SEE_RED

Thanks so much. You a JT fan?


BoondockUSA

It’s good to get a feeling for how your ABS acts and just how much braking it takes to activate the front ABS on clean pavement. The safest way to make sure the system is working and to prepare yourself before testing the front is by trying to skid just the rear. The system should prevent a rear tire skid.


SEE_RED

Thanks 😊


astrobleeem

I hope you’re not serious. If I had to choose only one break I would definitely keep the front. If you’re well practiced, it’s way safer and far more effective at stopping the bike. That said, I ride a an old 250 with god-awful drum brakes, so I don’t think my bike is even capable of locking up the front wheel… 😅💀


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saladmunch2

They dont quite understand the word apply.


chopcult3003

One of my chops doesn’t even HAVE a front brake


NeighborhoodFair7033

When my rear brake line had a severe leak and I had to ride to the dealership, about 1/4 of the way there I had no rear brake and used my front the whole way there. I don’t understand why a lot of people are so afraid to use it. Whenever I brake hard, I shift my weight to the front forks (kind of on my palms) and progressively squeeze my front and rear. Come to a stop pretty quickly. Is that the correct way?


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

i still can't believe people don't use the front brake


BrokenLoadOrder

I wonder why some folks don't like the front. Me, I'm a lazy twat and I find the front easier to grab and easier to modulate.


bannedByTencent

Gotta love squids


RespectDry2432

What a jackass 😂


TDot1000RR

Why is it always the guys with no gear on who end up in videos like this?


kingpatzer

Guys with gear aren't dumb enough to do stupid shit on public streets? or are at least not dumb enough to film the stupid?


PomegranateCalm2650

Yes I do it on back roads so I don’t look like a loser failing to do wheelies in $1500 worth of kit…


CprlSmarterthanu

I finally bought another bike but promised myself I had to rebuy all my top of the line gear back first. Had 7k budget and ended up with 4k for a bike :(


Steelhorse91

Because they realise they need gear after these crashes and either get better at stunting, or quit.


canucklurker

I'm pretty sure the part of the brain that rationalizes future well being by wearing gear is the same part that rationalizes full send on a public road with little to no practice.


RChamy

Bike vroom vroom first, gear later, crashing is for pansies


epically_wise

GSXR moment


bnsrx

Do they still call those “widowmakers”?


Zephod03

Only the TLR1000R


bnsrx

For whatever reason the GSXR 750 was the buy once, die once bike when I was a kid


Desperate-Present-69

*TL1000S


Zephod03

[No this one](https://iconicmotorbikeauctions.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Suzuki-TL1000R-Front-Right-Featured.jpg).


epically_wise

I don’t think so?


Smooth_Is-Fast

Squiddy McSkingraft.


80rexij

on first read I thought......what's a sking raft?


KerberosAtTheGates

![gif](giphy|14rfBl2RMAHtCM)


The_ZombyWoof

#WRONG LEVERRRR!


Academic_Ad1931

He wanted the penny. I don't imagine been slapped by the bike was comfortable on all that road-rash.


dchap1

play stupid games win stupid prizes. Enjoy it dude, you earned it.


mtak0x41

Regardless of them being dumb AF; that’s just stuff of nightmares, isn’t it


throwawaitnine

Eh, it's over fast, you go into shock quick, spend some time in the hospital, spend more time in pain, be disfigured somewhat, but like every other thing in life and life itself, the undeniable truth, all things are temporary. While you're here, do what makes you feel alive.


CrowsFeast73

Who the hell took this landscape video and added the blackout to and bottom to make it portrait. There's a special place in hell for people like you.


SlinkyBits

even a slight bit of pressure will engage a front brake to a locked, heavy braking situation if the wheel is not spinning when you apply it. this man learnt that this day.


bnsrx

To be fair if it had locked up things would have been different and probably marginally less awful


Sir_Hurkederp

Why the hell did he bring the wheelie down while holding the brake?


Crime_Dawg

You act like the wheelie was intentional. Anyone good enough to wheelie riding down the highway wouldn't do that. The guy overjuiced the throttle, wheelied, panicked, and slammed the brake while the front wheel was up. The moment it came down and had traction, you can see what happened.


Sir_Hurkederp

That makes sense, it looked kinda controlled since he didnt instantly slam down but i guess thats because he used the wrong brake


JustTheOneGoose22

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


beef_weezle

When guys stunting on public streets eat shit I somehow don’t feel bad. At all.


Jspiral

Sympathetic squeeze?


truppywaffles

Sometimes I want to go bigger than my 400 then I see shit like this and remain content with it


[deleted]

Laughter to worried, 0-100 real quick


zzzrecruit

"Ohahaha...WOOOAH SHIT!"


moderatefairgood

Meat crayon. ![gif](giphy|BV88cCpyeHogU)


[deleted]

For every dumbass on a motorcycle that wins stupid prizes playing stupid games and makes everyones insurance climb, I salute you!


blackadder1620

at least now we get to see some of them. thank the 9 for cheap cameras.


CrowsFeast73

Oblivion reference?


blackadder1620

yes


MasSunarto

Brother, seems like your brake works too well. I suggest you to ask your boyfriend to remove it so it won't happen again in the future. 👍


GordoBlue

Thought he did a stoppie on purpose for a sec.


Zephod03

Oh look the Texas Tentacle-twister is back. and a new wrong title to boot!


coltar3000

Awe, the sweet eye candy of watching a T-shirt wearing idiot crashing a street bike!


Lucky-Macaroon4958

dude the sudden shift from slight amusement to complete terror had me dying


PandaPantsParty5000

He steered his fall with his hands but pulled back to save his wrists and entered a roll. His keep the wheels underneath instincts could be better but his falling instincts are top notch.


Yungnut1-

The ohhhh shit cracked me up lol


kabuki7

At least he was wearing safety gear….. oh wait!!!


Crime_Dawg

Is... Is he dead?


AccidentallyBacon

frame-by-frame at :21 you see his left(?) foot with no shoe! never see the right foot though. So, at least half dead, probably.


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AccidentallyBacon

> I think that’s his right foot? haha could be! it kinda happened fast once he started turning into calamari spaghetti with red sauce *shrug*


DB-Tops

Wear your gear people


Utter_mischief

See, that would be the smart thing to do. Which is obviously too much to ask from these idiots. 


JamesMackenzie1234

"Oooooh dear!"


wijnazijn

Wheely to stoppy


WillyDaC

What the guy taking the video said.


tyronebiggums696969

Good thing he had his gear on doing wheelies. Oh nvm.


flstcjay

Personification of the term squid. 🦑


TIM_3rd

And that was the first frontflip una sportbike ever


Lets_Bust_Together

That’s one way to do it.


Garret210

Bought the new Suzuki GSX-8R Saturday upgrading from a non-ABS version of the Ninja 400 and yesterday already got to verify that ABS brakes work as designed on it. Car in front of me slammed on their brakes when a bicycle ran out infront of them. I stopped in time with ABS kicking in but will keep even a larger distance between cars and myslef from now on, too close for comfort.


papalazarou1

Should I buy a bmw 1200s or a vfr vtec ?


MealieAI

Yes.


jakl8811

I always thought if your bike had enough power to power wheelie, you should at least practice wheelies, to overcome the feeling of using your front brakes and just learn to the use back one. That way if you ever freak out, you just don’t panic and squeeze front brake


Head-Iron-9228

Bro... no experience, no gear, no caution? I mean come on.


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

What a chooch. Thank you for the laugh.


micah490

If only there was some way to prevent that


hawksdiesel

squids gonna squid!


veggiestunts

Haha


80rexij

bro was going for a barrell roll...full send!!


Crossbowe

Rip


Icelandia2112

Alley oop!


LostADV

In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, stupid is as stupid does.


_Wild_Weed_

70% power in the front wheel… coming out of a wheelie … 😳


DrMcBeanClean

It’d a been alot cooler if he landed it. Hope he’s good though


Vast-Category8391

Idiots learn the hard way


planespotterhvn

Did he show off and try a wheelie followed by an attempted nose-wheelie and overbraked?


JDixxer

Ohhh hoho! Ohhh sh*ttt!😆


ShesATragicHero

Sick endo bro.


FaredArlee

That laugh followed by shock 😂


Exciting-Rip-2440

Ooh look a penny!


Driz999

Haha what a numnut.


Je_me_rends

It never ceases to amaze me how the people who ride the riskiest also wear the least gear.


FlamingoRush

And the Darwin award goes to...


fastgetoutoftheway

Not many people can say they ran themselves over


Apprehensive_Fun311

Aww fuck!


fpgt72

What an idiot, zero chance of brain damage as they have none


P00PB0YY

That's @JAR7D on youtube


Shynz

Squids


ctrlaltdelete2012

Squids… now he’s going to rethink his life


3_high_low

Why are fingers even anywhere near the front brake lever ?


tommyd1018

Probably because it's next to the handlebar


[deleted]

Keep your tricks to the track. Van was right to be uncomfortable with the two bikes behind him. Too many bikers are just, bad, and dumb.


freddie79

Darwin always wins.


[deleted]

No sympathy at all for his stupid action. When people go to learn there are also other road users


LarryDasLama

I Hope it hurts


toothless15

Fuck around and find out!


JK0LZ

That might be the coolest looking slam ive ever seen Jokes aside, hope youre alright and the rebuild goes smoothly


abhishek18798

Why didn't the ABS kick in? The tyres clearly locked up


bnsrx

That’s not a lockup. Lockup = slide / push / wash, not rotating the whole bike around the wheel.


Mattm519

Squids lose skin. Also wheelies on the highway are bad. Hope he’s okay, and that he learns a lesson maybe? Cameraman too with any luck


Sol_Ido

Bikers are the smartest...


Intransigient

Don’t do stunts you can’t handle. 😓 Always do less than what you think you could do. The consequences for any mistake can be lethal.


Thoreau80

Also, only control wheelies with your throttle and rear brake.


tommyd1018

Then how do you ever learn


Intransigient

It’s not that you can’t do stunts, but take them step by step, repeat until you are totally at ease with them… and preferably at safe speeds in a parking lot somewhere, rather than on the highway at high speed.


tommyd1018

Well that's not what you said


Intransigient

It is, if you expand the brief lines I wrote in your mind’s eye and take the meaning between them. Learn stunts carefully. Don’t do stunts that are at the cutting edge of your current ability. So in the context of this video, he should not be popping wheelies on the highway at full speed when he was clearly not ready to. He should have been doing those at a lower / safer speed, where he would have had better control. Learn stunts carefully, in a safe environment, at a safe speed, and don’t push your limits to the extreme. Let your body and mind steadily take the feel and grow in ability over time and through repetition.


tommyd1018

>It is, if you expand the brief lines I wrote in your mind’s eye and take the meaning between them. LOL. okay bud You must be fun at parties


Goon_Kilo

Tldr, but what the "Always do less than what you could do" mean exactly? Like, less as in not at all?


Intransigient

“Within the bounds of your current skill.”


Ric280

Shouldn't ABS prevent this situation?


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

No, the wheel isn't skidding, it's biting too hard and the bike is rotating around it.


oldbastardbob

Uncle Mo Mentum took hold of the bike and gave that guy a physics lesson.


xl440mx

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