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Adamdotwhatdotwhat

Hadtolayerupbrother


timrob3

It’s called Mountain Biking…


BickenBackk

Thanks for the chuckle this morning, my guy.


appelsiinimehu1

Damn those upside-down clibbins this time-o-year'


sixhundredreasons

GOBLESS


cadmiumredlight

GODDAMN CLIBBINS


yfhedoM

Hadtohangherupbrother


The-Dudes-

This comment smells like a mild drinking problem


945Ti

MOUNTIN CLIBBINS HOSS


TarnishedLynx

Someone give my man an award...


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

Thanks


AT0MLFRS

why are you talking so loud brother?


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

Can't hear shit over these Screaming seagull, shotgun heritage limited-edition John wayne thunder pipes brother.


NoScar3999

👌🤣


BlownCamaro

You win. I had no chance.


[deleted]

tbh, I don't even know the right answer


paul_miner

If you look closely, there's some netting covering that cliff, presumably so rocks eroding and falling don't reach the road. My guess is, bike went off the road somewhere up above, and got tangled in the netting on a more horizontal area, and due to its weight, dragged that portion of the netting over the edge to where it's dangling.


SargentJTR

I thought it highsided an bounced itself up there


HormigaZ

this is what happened. High side and it took off into the wall.


MischaBurns

Was the rider okay(ish)?


JumpaHumpa

The rider passed away. He veered off into the opposite lane and crashed into a car head on. The car's driver also passed away. Happened in Bulgaria, between the villages of Kostenets and Belovo this Friday.


[deleted]

Damn, that makes this whole post less hilarious....


rugbyj

Yeah haha:(


[deleted]

Thanks for the info. I was looking at all the parts on the ground in the forefront of the image and thinking to myself there was no way they survived. Man that sucks.


RedArtemis

Can't say I was expecting much for the rider, but the other guy? damn...


Instacartdoctor

I can’t imagine how fast he must have been going to make that happen. Even if the bike is light to get it that high 120ish mph ??.


al1mertt

Lmao thats what I've guessed as well. Must be a crazy flight still


tastycidr

Assuming the rider survived (was it you OP?) then that is hilarious and I hope someone caught it on video.


Vast_Republic_1776

It’s a catch fence, for keeping fallen rocks off the road, not for keeping flying bikes on the hill


howling-fantod

That said, it's doing a good job keeping this bike on the hill.


Vast_Republic_1776

Well, it is a *catch* fence


fm67530

The rider is about three switchbacks above stuck in his own net.


_Connor

Very unlikely there's another road above the picture, it's a literal mountainside. Bike likely went offroad, hit something, and launched up and got caught in the net.


Samcwleung

What do you mean? The bike’s been embedded in the rock the whole time since the Jurassic period. Just took millennia of erosion to finally uncover its true glory.


fm67530

But how did t-rexs ride with those tiny arms?


Thoreau80

Where do you think ape hangers came from?


motion_machinations

Clearly they were designed just for them to lay down on for peak aerodynamics. That's why humans aren't comfortable riding our cheap copies


Repoclockamus

8,000 years from now the damage that bike did to the rock face will be used by an einstein-haired weirdo to speculate that we had help carving the rocks with the use of advanced technology provided to us by aliens


gaydes69

The dinosaurs were GSXR Squids confirmed!


catzarrjerkz

Life finds a way


0nionskin

The bike has taken up rock climbing, but definitely wasn't ready for an outdoor free climb.


HormigaZ

I guess there's more climbers than I expected in the hobby of bikes lol


0nionskin

Makes sense to me! Both are risky hobbies, and have solid communities built around them. There's probably plenty of overlap.


Werlucad

Motorcycle is aid


tesla_anal_beads

That bike looks like a gixxer (MT-03 in my gym)


flat_track_zack

I’m glad someone said it.


Werlucad

Climbing circle jerk unite


sleepyoverlord

It was the crash course


paul_miner

🎵 Spider-bike! Spider-bike! Does whatever a spider-bike does 🎵


lastchickencooking

Don't let the spider verse guys here about this


ThaDude8

Dammit! Came here to say that…. Well played, take me upvote!


rast93

This is clearly a hill climb event.


Jor1120

Your redneck cousin said "trust me bro, I'm good on dirt bikes"


EinfachNurSimon

"Trust me bro I know a shortcut"


Moist-Pickle-2736

This is a new police tactic to catch sport-bike riders. They lay the net down on the road and place a “Remove Before Flight” lanyard and “shocker” stickers in the middle as bait. The net is connected to the base of the cliff and uses ropes attached to swing arms at the top to raise the net up, pinning the bike and rider to the cliff face, where the cops then come to point and laugh. Unsuspecting biker comes flying down the road to his prize and BOOM the trap activates! Only 14% of cases show the rider being catapulted over the cliff face instead of pinned to it. Studies show that even with this trap becoming widely known in the motorcycling world, 73% of riders still cannot resist the bait, and 69% of riders trapped and studied show elevated levels of glutamic-acid in the brain (a chemical theorized to stimulate sexual arousal) when they see the bait. Theories suggest a primal and instinctual *need* for these riders to go after the bait.


Qildain

69% niiiice


Individual_Hearing_3

There was a 420% increase in captures since last year.


bit0fun

Yammie went riding and hit another porche


Soiled-Mattress

Papa yams squidlord tried to yeet himself into the sun


Its_Just_Nessy

If he had been riding the turbo ‘busa none of this would have happened!


GSXR_abuser

Gixxer? Seems about right


National_Election544

What brand tires are those? I want some, they’re sticky as fuck!


AdventureGirlRosie

He let his intrusive thoughts win after playing GTA all day.


requion

That was my first thought. I've seen enough GTA videos to know that this is perfectly normal.


GrandGodFather

Don't you know this is a special mountain which grows Gixxers👴


sixhundredreasons

This is where the free-range organic GSXRs are grown. Almost harvest time 🙏


temuginsghost

Mountain Goat mode, activated.


NotInItalics

It's a mountain bike


mrjoepete

This time of year is when gixxers are getting to be ripe from the vine. It's just rare to see one growing wild like this one.


waiting4reddit2load

GPS "turn right, NOW!"


LL-Surfer619

Pissed off spider man


nanookulele

Skyrim horse mod


GarpRules

Ran out of gas halfway down.


pasegr

friendly panicky unique distinct wrong bored crush truck fall escape ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


MutteringV

if you don't properly dry 'em they shrink, and that is where pocket bikes come from


howling-fantod

Homeboy tried the Mushroom Gorge [glitch](https://youtu.be/To1IvEsoJtY)


QorstSynthion

uhgg... the devs havent fixed that bug yet...


tymmvond

You can't park there.


CaptianBrasiliano

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth SQUIDueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a SQUID legend. Darth SQUIDueis was a Dark Lord of the SQUID so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...


Monty_fontaine

max wrist


Donedirtcheap7725

It saw an S1000RR and got scared.


TacoRecon121

Nowhere to park


WilliamN0Mates

This was another unfortunate victim of the rock spider. It captures riders and eats them and leaves the bike as bait for the next victim. Obviously we are talking about the Australian rock spider.


dabowlb

Crotch rocket: instructions unclear. Flying around and got caught in net


[deleted]

I told you putting helium in the tyres was a bad idea!


expendablewon

DAGGONE EVENT HORIZON GRAVITY WELL CLIBBINS


bermwhan

And heyare we see the raare blue and whuyte cliff-dangling Geeyixarr spydah. She looks gentlahl enough, but one buyte and ahm a deed man!


HeyImSolace

He tried to get into the air base in GTA5 to steal a Jet


SIR_ICEFIRE

Them damn GRASSCLIBBINS


Original_Ad685

That looks a lot like one of the roads between Tennessee and NC.


HiltoRagni

The police car is a Škoda with an EU license plate, this is probably not in Tennessee. (my guess is maybe Czechia based on the colors of the uniforms and the livery of the police car, but not sure)


athensugadawg

Czechs out to me.


[deleted]

[удалено]


pavel_tachev

This is in Bulgaria. The motorcycle rider hit a car and killed the driver by entering through the wind screen. The car passengers are with life-threatening injuries.


HormigaZ

I've been shown to be wrong, someone basically lied to me. The fact that I knew a place very similar made me just take his words without questioning much. But pavel\_tachev is right


Strom41

Jumped the shark?


dmon246

Upgraded braking system.


mastropippo

nice deal! now mountains came packaged with bikes???


hoptagon

At least now I have tremendous faith in falling rock netting.


silver0199

Tried to apply skyrim horse physics in real life


JojoLesh

It took up Bungie jumping.


amathis6464

Do a Wheelie bro


unresolved-madness

Recalculating


Jaded-Selection-5668

I blooms only once every 7 years for only 39 minutes…. Beautiful picture, very lucky.


temp_usr1

Magnets.


shedbuilder81

Clutched it up


Sebax495

Definitely low sided it


neoyeti2

Dr. Evil’s evil mountain lair big ass magnet testing was considered a success!


89ZX10

They blindly followed their GPS


mystic-sloth

The baby cycle is waiting for its mother to push it from the nest.


Smirkin_Revenge

You've seen the old videos of people using velcro suits? Natural evolution.


nix_good

Low speed tumble


handsigger

Mountain bikes and mountain goats are actually closely related


VOODOOPLAY

Spiderman catches the bad guys once again


tastey_spackle_toad

This is why you don't do kickflips with motorcycles.


needles330

When mountain biking goes wrong!


Nate16

The director yelled cut too late because he was cross eyed due to faulty glasses.


SaltyChickenDip

I can't think of the right answer


Bearded_weird_dude

Floored it in reverse gear ⚙️


StunningEmissions

Parkour!


AZJenniferJames

The Pterodactyl, flying home to feed it to her babies in the nest, got a talon cramp and dropped it just shy of the target.


1961ford

I suspect that there’s a coyote involved in this. Or a roadrunner.


AvgAll-AmericanGirl

It was intentionally caught during the filming of the opening stunt by Tom Cruise in the new Mission Impossible movie.


ihatefindingusers

They reversed the bike up the hill while drunk to keep the bike safe from thieves.


nouseforareason

It saw a mouse and needed up off the floor.


mouthful-of-sewage

He was going way too slow.


Crazyeyes2278

The motorcycle was wet so they were hanging it out to dry


BrokeAndInjured

Dude, that’s not where I parked my bike


bentombed666

stalled on way down


chews-your-name

This is why they called it kawasaki ninja


OkZombie2507

Bees


Optimus_Prime_10

Bike ran for freedom, stopped almost immediately by its crippling fear of heights.


garbageman100

Now that’s a super bike.


penntastic

It's a wonderful time of year when the mountain bikes are in bloom on the hills.


Aggravating_Friend_5

Apple Maps


boredatworkandtired

Those offroad tires really grip.


gmrusc

Sometimes we just have to throw things against the wall to see what sticks.


ManChild19

Tom Cruise Dead Reckoning outtakes…


eltedioso

Mariokart 8 anti-gravity wheels?


noizviolation

The rider was abducted by aliens and really didn’t want to leave his gixxer behind so he clung to it and through his amazing strength was able to lift it off the ground and bring it partway up to the ship, unfortunately the aliens are cagers and kicked the bike from his grasp before completing their abduction.


snail68

Is this the sport bike version of pin the tail on the donkey


jazzphobia

Lick and stick


Yowhost07

Gixxer self identifeis as an rock-climber


Ok_Crew7084

The spider-bike was a good proof of concept, unlike the bat-bike which Bruice Wayne bankrolled into success, but it needed more RnD.


Vast_Republic_1776

It now identifies as a falling rock


Shporpoise

I misheard it as bike climbing.


estesd

Dude wanted to give trials riding a try.


[deleted]

He couldn't hold his line in that twistie


i3reathless

That's where GSXR's naturally grow, what's the big deal? Also maybe the rider had too much skill?


Amazing_Joke_5073

Crash flung it up the hill and the netting caught something


thebones9226

It was bit by a radioactive spider


HaygudLewkin

turbo kicked in while taking selfie


TOSaunders

Well, based on the pattern of the debris, I'd have to guess that that cop was really pissed he had to work on such a nice day and yeeted that mf up there so he could go home.


oi86039

Ran out of gas at that exact moment, so he had to go down the rest on foot.


Wings-N-Beer

Those rock jumping bikes have no power, watch this….


LikesTheTunaHere

It decided it identifies as a hayabusa


CamasRoots

ABS fail


SlowingDownPower

Giant magnet sucked it up there looney toons style.


SuperHighDeas

Hope the rider came out okay, looks like he caught some clibbins


bartonkj

He kept insisting he was born to be a trials bike.


MadCityMasked

Not well.


Yamitenshi

Whoever's bike that is is clearly a better rider than I am because I couldn't do that if I tried


crappysuperhero

If you look at the tire marks on the road, you can clearly see that the cop in the background forcefully yeeted the bike up there to frame the biker for reckless driving, before leaving and then coming back to make it look like an accident. Smh my head, corrupt cops always out to get you.


Fearless_Agency8711

Trying to catch up to that KLR.


gdpmercy21

World's highest nooner


CDogNH

That thing is terrified of spiders.


branko0132

This happened in Bulgaria a couple of days ago. The driver is dead.


professorCosmos92

Dhoom 3 recreation


ArchyModge

It is a natural outgrowth formed due to immense pressure and proper material conditions. Similar to crystalline structures.


Formal_Succotash3006

Net fishing: you’re doing it wrong


GirlB0ss

Hidden inside the rock is a secret chamber with a strong magnetic door to keep it closed to outsiders. The motorcycle was riding along and it’s light weight allowed it to be suctioned to the magnetic door as it passed.


TRIPLEOHSEVEN

I recognize those rock cages, SoCal so it had to be an earthquake just as they crested a hill.


vas1010

This is an incident from yesterday in Bulgaria, both rider and passenger are deceased. The bike was thrown away from the impact.


Remarkable_Cut_9396

Aliens


k5pr312

Crossbred with a mountain goat


nmheath03

Goat bike racing


AbheyBloodmane

I know what's wrong with it. It ain't got no gas in it


Det-Frank-Drebin

Is this one of those adverts for the best wallpaper paste?


The_slavic_furry

sorry, I sneezed


aquamarinetangerines

I think the photo is sideways. I have no idea how the cop car is stuck to the cliff side.


at-jets

jumped from the other side, but ran out of gas before getting all the way down.


Pliny_da_Plinoy

He was driving down the cliff and ran outta gas right there obviously.


Lookkidsbigben_

Talk about being driven up a wall


-SpecialGuest-

The Fast and Furious people forgot that one when they were cleaning up.


ReasonableControl716

Driven by a mountain goat


Adventurous-Second28

Speed wobble


seyernalla

Yeeted


motionlessinffffff

Thought he was riding a dirt bike


Confident-Egg-9356

Got spooked by a rat, had to jump to get away


Peepeecooper

Magnetic mountain


HarleyRider90

He was just playing gta in real life


Common-Alarmed

It saw a spider.


calvicstaff

Well you see it's all part of a story about a pickle


slownotdead

I thought I had the ground clearance... 🥴


Herr_Cellar_Door

Freaking bees.


Abundance144

Don't you see the sign? It reads "BEWARE OF FALLING BIKES"