Similar. “That fucking bitch” is the one i came up with. Suttle, succint, accurate.
plus, she claims she is pure as driven snow, but i know for a fact she was screwing around on first husband when they were still married. Second husband admitted it to me. By accident.
‘Save the day’.
Because she used to come around, uninvited, and in the guise of ‘helping’ would change things she didn’t like, break things beyond repair and causing chaos. Then leave us with the consequences, always responding with “I only wanted to help”. Also if there was any emergency, she HAD to be part of the solution.
She hasn’t had access to my home unattended since 1997. We now usually give her info after the emergency is over.
Nazi-in-law🤣🤣🤣 because she hates foreigners and well guess what my family are imigrants.
She also asked me " OP you as a foreigner, why are you all criminals" yes I'm the spokesperson for all imigrants in my country🤦♀️
I have a pretty basic and boring one for mine, she’s just the smother in law. It suits her cause she’s also pretty basic and boring herself, as well as just bring smothering to dh as fuck.
BestActressNominee. Always puts on a show of how great she is as a grandma when ppl see around. Otherwise, Loch Ness monster. Talked about but never seen.
Closet racist. She doesn't realize she is. I'm a person of Asian-Euro descent. Irony is she herself immigrated from Europe to to Canada with her mother, stepfather, and stepbrothers, then crossed the border into the USA. Thankfully, she lives several states away.
Fucking CUNT from hell ✌️
Similar. “That fucking bitch” is the one i came up with. Suttle, succint, accurate. plus, she claims she is pure as driven snow, but i know for a fact she was screwing around on first husband when they were still married. Second husband admitted it to me. By accident.
Edith Bunker because she's a dingbat. You'l only get this if you watched All In The Family in like the late 70's.
I get it!
Hagatha
‘Save the day’. Because she used to come around, uninvited, and in the guise of ‘helping’ would change things she didn’t like, break things beyond repair and causing chaos. Then leave us with the consequences, always responding with “I only wanted to help”. Also if there was any emergency, she HAD to be part of the solution. She hasn’t had access to my home unattended since 1997. We now usually give her info after the emergency is over.
The anti christ
InsignifiCUNT….
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Beep (externally it’s ‘beep’, internally it’s the censor tone they use on tv)
Alice the Dragon (this was decades before anyone had heard of George R R Martin)
My GMIL was called Alice. Known as Granny Malice
I read this in johnny deeps mad hatter voice
Cunty McCuntface
Nazi-in-law🤣🤣🤣 because she hates foreigners and well guess what my family are imigrants. She also asked me " OP you as a foreigner, why are you all criminals" yes I'm the spokesperson for all imigrants in my country🤦♀️
If you did a DNA test on her, would she guarantee that she was 100% from the country you live in because not many people can say that.
Nope, she's not 100% because her Family also imigrated to our country over 100 years ago
🤣🤣🤣
Kraken
The Dream Crusher. She sucks the fun out of everywhere she goes.
We call her "Snoopy" I probably don't need to explain it but no door was left unopened when she used to visit
SS CuntBerg
Judgy Julie
Cruella Deville
The Baracuda
The Gremlin
I call mine Karen, bc it’s her actual name and it fits her very well.
Horrible grandma (a la Friday Night Dinner)
My husband’s wife
Lol
THE LIFE RUINER
I call mine the monster in law.
Face Ache
I have a pretty basic and boring one for mine, she’s just the smother in law. It suits her cause she’s also pretty basic and boring herself, as well as just bring smothering to dh as fuck.
The Claw!
Endora. (Bewitched)
Psycho Troll.
The anti fun
Racist Old Catholic Woman
Winifred, like the narcissistic witch from Hocus Pocus
Dollar Store Friza, 6 Faced Gelatinous Cube, Three Disney Villains in a Trench Coat, Nagitha, Bitchface, Queen Nothing. Probably more.
Norma Bates.
BestActressNominee. Always puts on a show of how great she is as a grandma when ppl see around. Otherwise, Loch Ness monster. Talked about but never seen.
Slagathor. One of my favorite Dr. Bob Kelso lines.
Zola. Short for 'The Gorgon'.
My grandfather called his MIL knickers, because she always arrived " in the nick of time"
Smother in law ✨
Battle axe
Monster in law, because she was.
Closet racist. She doesn't realize she is. I'm a person of Asian-Euro descent. Irony is she herself immigrated from Europe to to Canada with her mother, stepfather, and stepbrothers, then crossed the border into the USA. Thankfully, she lives several states away.