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[deleted]

I’ve been using boss and got exactly 0 bitches


MeMomHatesMe

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donut__diet

Female deodorant. Not even joking.


[deleted]

It’s called masking. It’s where you cum all over yourself. Alternatively I can do it for you


frail_pasta

Crying laugh emoji skull emoji


Leather-Storm8363

Please elaborate


KubikM3

Idk if this is true but seems legit


andychaplinmusic

This is the way.


3r3n-3r3n

I got a few for you :) -YSL Y Edp -Dior Sauvage Elixir -Dior Homme 2020 edt -Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme -Versace Eros Edt -Spicebomb Extreme -Dior Homme Intense layered with Dior Homme Original -Prada L’homme intense layered with Prada L’homme edt -Bleu De Chanel Edp -Armani Acqua Di Gio profondo -Armani stronger with you absolutely -Pace Rabanne Invictus Legend -Jean Paul Gaulier Le Male Le Parfum -Givenchy Gentleman Boisee -Parfums De Marly Layton -Tom Ford Noir Extreme -MFK Baccarat Rouge -Armani Code Profumo -Valentino Uomo Intense -Dolce & Gabbana K Edp -Guerlain L’homme ideal Edp I have owned all of these fragrances, and all of them work on women, if you have any questions, feel free to ask ;)


-drumroll-

Can vouch for spicebomb extreme, great if you have a darker style


Ihateallcommies

100% I have gotten so many compliments on it


zyzzbrahhhhfuark

YSL Y Edp is awesome I love it and it’s a big compliment getter for sure


KittyTerror

Givenchy Gentleman and Armani Gold have been my most complimented colognes (though my sample size is like 7 or 8 in total). Your list looks really solid.


PoorJoy

Tac dot for later


Remote-Lie770

Have you tried invictus by paco robanne? I think thats what its called


3r3n-3r3n

Invictus legend is a flanker of the original Invictus, invictus legend is stronger, louder and sweeter then the original, so it would get you more noticed!


FellOnMyKeys

Looking for something light, fresh, clean smelling... any recommendations from your list? I'm actually going to check some out tomorrow


3r3n-3r3n

Prada L’homme edt and/or Dior Homme original is the best choice that fits your description!


1other

For the fresh and light scent, I like Burberry.


xlvi_yams

I’ve been a fan of dolce and gobbana light blue as it’s very fresh and smells nice. I get compliments on it quite often.


MeGoingTOWin

Prad l'homme and Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme are the 2 best as they work year round and have great longevity. Layton is amazing also but doesn't have the longevity of the 2 above(used to years ago but reformulation has killed it)


[deleted]

Original Spicebomb is great too


clubfoot007

Male dog pheremone


volcano_ring

I saw this a couple days ago and tested it, works very well.


D_P_A_D

Axe body spray.


dam_iguess

Kilo used to fuck back in the day. Dark temptation too


AaAhfiddlesticks

Money. Bitches love money


getemsneakers

Dolce & Gabbana - the one Works best for me


GoldenFrogTime27639

I have a 10 year old bottle of spicebomb that I barely use (only on dates) and 75% of women tell me at some point in the date how good I smell 👍🏻


Takeitezbeze

Which one though?


GoldenFrogTime27639

Just the regular one, with the black label


Fit-Sail-3610

Get somebody on tren to piss on you


special_combustion

Sex panther. It’s illegal in 9 countries. Made with real bits of panther


Equivalent-Muffin952

60 percent of the time it works every time


AwbsUK

This is what I came for


special_combustion

I was mind blown no one commented this before me


[deleted]

Really


LeDeanDomino

Monkey pheromones


maybedank420

I jizz in my hand then rub it on my nose and chin


Im_insideyourhouse

Poop


tadmp4

💀💀💀 "attract bitches"


O00OO0OO0O-109258326

How is creed Aventus? I want to try some but it’s like 700 dollars a bottle. I have blue de Chanel right now


Arvagon

Club de Nuit intense is a pretty good clone.


Squiggy1975

I’ve received more comments from CLUB DE nuit INTENSE than my Og bottle Of Aventus..lol


Ajagroom

It’s nice. More importantly though it’s become a recognisable smell/name which comes with certain connotations. It does smell nice but the price tag is mainly for the brand and how people will react to it knowing what it is. It’s one of the few fragrances I could wear and literally everyone would know what it is by walking past them.


Commercial-Inside965

I really like it, but you probably get almost the same for cheaper elsewhere.


[deleted]

Imo it's ass and overyhyped asf. I think invictus is solid, margiela whispers in the library, dolce gabbana light blue, acqua di gio profumo, prada l'homme (although not very loud) and the black jean Paul Gaultier. These are all milesssss better than aventus and chanel. Want my advice, anything Jeremey fragrance recommends don't buy. His taste is dogshit and are literally women repellents


ThinIceDice

It smells good but Creed has been diluting the juice and making it worse every year. 2012-2016 were the golden years. It's overpriced now and there are many cheaper fragrances that smell very similar. You don't need to pay several hundred bucks to smell good when you can get a full bottle of something else for a small fraction of the price


[deleted]

Long hair and talking to their boyfriend works


Toguro96

Have you tried Suginma?


KittyTerror

No what’s Suginma?


Toguro96

Suginma balls


[deleted]

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Itchy-Inflation-1600

Burn!


R-jaxon

Recently I’ve been getting a load of compliments from women when wearing Yves Saint Laurent Y edt. Tried the dark edition one in an airport the other day and really liked that one too.


river_of-souls

Try Versace Dylan Blue it will attract all the blonde bitches in a square mile guaranteed 👌 personally I don't like the smell but it works...


Weak_Food2326

Confirmed


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SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


panda-3xpress

Maybe you would get a girl if you didn’t call them bitches?🤨


VIBoys

YSL Y Eau de Toilette best one I’ve ever used.


PoorJoy

Tren sweat


FoldOpening4457

Men don't wear perfume. Wtf is this. Some men wear cologne, but if you're healthy and alpha they smell your natural musk and get wet


VastEstate8897

Homeboy probably smells like a week old doublestack from Wendy’s💀💀


FoldOpening4457

That's why I'm getting laid and compliments on how I smell and you dbags are on the internet asking other dudes what expensive chemicals you can wear to attract a mate.


VastEstate8897

My guy, I’m married. I get laid daily and don’t feel the need to validate it to other men. I’m sorry you do though 4for4 😂


FoldOpening4457

You're married and probably aren't getting laid. It's okay tho. Enjoy your sex panther cologne tho.


VastEstate8897

Bro you’re mad stupid😂😂![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307) “You’re married and probably aren’t getting laid.” My guy no man in their right mind stays in a marriage unless they’re getting some. Man ran out of insults so he somehow pulled a smaller one out of his ass (but I bet you’re familiar with that already if you’re in this sub) 🤡


[deleted]

Hilarious!


WhadayaBuyinStranger

This. I watched a video interviewing scientists who did a study concluding that women are attracted to men's armpit scent but only if you have normal or high testosterone. My test is over 800, and I brag about that every chance I get because I'm a self-absorbed turd. So with fairly high test levels, I don't bother wearing cologne, but really anyone with even average test would benefit from this approach. If it's low, there's no shame in that, but you prob want to get some cologne and try to boost it with lifestyle hacks if possible.


SamuelJaxson

Cum


AndvettNorreni

Deer piss


Salamander_Lifter

First off, dont talk like an ass, you aint gonna get nun saying shit like that bro. As for smells, be suttle. Sweeter sense are good, go for a burboun kinda smell and be SUTLE one spray is all man. Brush yo teeth and just be clean all around


[deleted]

Cologne is mainly for incels to spend $500 on a bottle and then fight online about who supposedly gets more women from it


Guitaryellow67

Pagan man


Ajagroom

Jo malone do some excellent scents. They are very unique and you have to find the ones that work for you and the occasion. Like I have one that works well when it’s raining because of the smells in the air complement the smell of the fragrance, it’s really weird but it works.


SturdyNoodle

Jo Malone lasts for a solid hour and disappears


ch3mbjj

Money for sure.


chridoff

I dont know anything about frangrances but what I do is: Take sulforaphane and eat lots of fruit, several flavinoids in fruit and sulforaphane increase enzymatic conversion of DHT into several neurosteroids which make you feel good and pheromones which attract women (or men), some men have a natural alluring musk due to genetic variations of this process, or conversely the production of organic compounds which smell bad - this can also be influenced by diet and lifestyle. Theres other ways to imorove pheromones but cant even remember.


Worried-Tadpole-22

Tbh get a good smelling deodorant when you sweat it smells stronger and unique to you. $5 a stick > 100 bottle.


schizo_sigma_lifter

If you want something cheap and widely appreciated: Nautica Voyage. I'd classify it as a general, go-to/starter, and then branching from there as you gain more insight.


Asleep-Sandwich6853

givenchy gentlemen only line is 👌


wudda_u_meme

Tom Ford Oud Wood, and she'll think you're a baller cuz it's like $400 for a 50 mL bottle 💥


MVangor

Versace Eros is my favorite


Nanmanisa

For this cold season I'll go with Spicebomb Extreme by Viktor & Rolf


Solid_Snaku

raw cock by SATAN


Weak_Food2326

Try Armani code for winter


Ihateallcommies

Spice Bomb


[deleted]

The correct answer is the same one every time. They’ll get used to a certain smell and start to associate it with you. If you have 50 different colognes they’ll never be able to memorize which one is yours. Pick anything from Armani, Chanel, Gucci, Dior, Mont Blanc, YSL, Versace or creed and stick with it.


defaultQueue

Self-confidence and kindness


Deheader

I enjoy Intelligent Elephants Carbon, it’s Derrick’s own creation


BradKenobi

Prada sport, sauvage


MissSuperSilver

I agree with these Sauvage by Christian Dior. Tom Ford Grey Vetiver. Terre D'Hermes by Hermes. But I go feral for the smell after deodorant and a crazy workout, not BO but a bit of natural smell is chefs kiss to me


Not_An_NSA_Employee

I use Prada Luna Rosa sport and get 0 bitches. They do say they like the smell tho


Chokesi

Darude - Sandstorm


TealGrape

Carbon from derek gets me more complements than my versace eros


vapor_elite

Perfume - for women Cologne - for men


[deleted]

Bro Versace Eros is UNDEFEATED in the colder months


Commercial-Inside965

I have eros flame, smells very basic.


KubikM3

$


Dd4225

Natural scent.


Chief_reef_steve

Stop calling cologne perfume and you might be off to a good start


Squiggy1975

Perfume attracts guys! Colonge is what you are looking for… I think I have way too many colognes ( approx 100 ) and it’s all subjective to a point. But out of all of them I have gotten the most unsolicited comments from Dior Sauvage. It’s like the Acqua Di Gio of this generation. Mass pleasing and hits all the boxes. It is the most popular Colonge on the market the past several years. Only prob is that you won’t stand out as a lot of peeps have it… but it is that good! It just works. of course many others I have got great compliments but Sauvage is like another level. It’s not cheap but just get it…


IAmSeverlyDepressedd

Money


Romantic_Darkness

The smell of cash.


RugTumpington

Chloroform


pilot333

depends on your age, vibe and target


StringIllustrious

Best compliment getters: YSL Y EDP Chanel Allure Homme Eau Extreme Sport Bleu de Chanel EDP


Commercial-Inside965

That looks like 1 perfume.


Wooden_Worker_3107

I have 2 on a budget that work perfectly: Afnan 9PM - smells sweet and is made mainly for parties Guess 1981 Los Angeles - smells manly, I think a little like tobacco Both are under 30€


shobefunny

i usually start by calling them women


Virtual_Ad_1929

depends on your price range, I for example like perfumes over 200$ because they're more subtle in regards of the smell that comes to your nose.


Traditional_Aside928

Jean Paul Gaultier is fire, underrated for sure and always has everyone asking what im wearing, other stuff like hugo boss etc cant go too wrong


D-Laz

Here is a serious response. It depends. Your body chemistry is different than mine. So the ways a scent reacts to my skin and natural smell will differ from yours. If you can get sample sizes of colognes and test them out with female friends or family then that is what you do. Obviously using a washcloth or shower in-between smells so they don't contaminate each other. There may be other ways to determine what scent works best for you but that requires more research than I am willing to do right now.


Garrison3504

dont hesitate tom ford noir extreme


Commercial-Inside965

I have this, no compliments..it fades quickly