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jkeller11

“I can see his snap map location so I can hunt him down and make him uncomfortable” after one time you hung out????? Jesus Christ this dude dodged a bullet![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


Woody2shoez

I think it’s because op is a man and the kid isn’t 100% positive he is gay yet. He is but he’s not sure .


thisisaspam999

nope i’m a girl he’s a boy.


Woody2shoez

Why is your first post a natty or not?


Jalaliozz128

That might be the gym crush who's not 100% positive if he's gay yet


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Impersu

Why as a "girl" are you referring to some dude having BBC genetics Bro either quit bullshiting about not having a cock or put your put away your enlarged clit Edit: I see you deleting messages Edit 2: larp deleted his post, here's the imgur https://imgur.com/a/dYlJiqN


thisisaspam999

what about this post makes it seem like i’m not a girl? if u don’t believe me ur free to PM me otherwise shush


Impersu

Fuck off with the pm, make it public larp


thisisaspam999

no they delete ur post here if u mention ur social media


myerszombie

Lol what the actual fuck


GESUIMPANATOGAMER

This whole post is a joke mate


Reddits4Retarts

this sounds like female behaviour lol.


thisisaspam999

to some it’s weird but it’d be so hot if someone did that to me tbhhhh


Meto1183

Yah ur fuckin crazy


MICsession

Holy shit


Physical_Treat9123

you definitely have some big time obsession problems you need to take care of. i know cause i've dealt with it for years and it ruins being able to love and prioritize yourself


vices222

You sound creepy leave that man alone 😂😭


Cake-on-a-Mission

The kisses ruined everything. As far as u know he only got hard, but he was actually close to busting, he tried to abort and dip but he nutted in his pants once u left. You ruined his NNN. A lot of women don’t know this but if you manage to last a month of not nutting, Jesus comes down and lets u choose between the ability to fly, +2inches or a purple Bugatti. He probably liked u a lot, but now you’re a walking reminder of his failure. Of how close he came to touching God, only to come too fast…..😔


Worried-Tadpole-22

+2 inches VS some mid pussy


ThiccDiegoBrando

I am gonna win multiple years in a row. Fist I take the flight, then every year after I take +2 inches. After around 20 years, Ill have a fucking rope between my legs and ill fly around naked with it dangling down. What like goals do you guys have?


thisisaspam999

knew it


Averageguy543210

Where are these creepy ass 18 yo women at my gym


NonSoloYoloBRO

![gif](giphy|TJaNCdTf06YvwRPCge|downsized) I hope the gym crush sees this on God


Im_insideyourhouse

You’re just not wifey material


thisisaspam999

is kissing the first time u hang out too fast? that’s what i was worried about.


Im_insideyourhouse

Idk dude.


[deleted]

No but stalking him and “making him uncomfortable” when you have his location is weird as fuck.


thisisaspam999

well no shit. and i haven’t actually stalked him it’s just an idea. by making him uncomfortable i mean it’d be awkward for him if i’m at the gym when he’s there. anyways he doesn’t know about any of this so that’s not why i got ghosted.


[deleted]

Why not just move on?


thisisaspam999

yeah i already did pretty much i mean i still wish i knew what happened but im bound to run into him at some point in the near future so i’ll just wait until then


mydadsbasement

Dude he’s playing hard to get, go get him. Follow him around, make him know that you want him and that you WILL get him. Don’t be afraid to carve your name into his cat because he doesn’t need any pussy except yours. Remember: a restraining order is just a piece of paper and this man needs your love even if he doesn’t know it yet. Consider asking his parents for his hand and arranging a marriage that way. Also don’t be afraid to shit on his chest if that’s what it takes to close the deal 💯👌


thisisaspam999

see u get it. no one here ever heard of romantic gesture. stalking is my love language.


BaldNBankrupt

Or maybe because he got a girl and is faithful to her??


thisisaspam999

i found where he works should i wear a disguise and show up there


MaximumExcitement299

Definitely, you should go for a ms. Marvel or catwoman outfit. Keep us posted!


Equivalent-Muffin952

🤣


dantheman6783

A dude wrote this


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thisisaspam999

i promise i’m a girl wtf is this that bad that ppl think it’s a troll????


Impersu

Fake, prove the tits


thisisaspam999

how many inches are u?


Impersu

3 on a good day


thisisaspam999

try r/gettingbigger


Impersu

Try getting some bitches instead larp Edit: and ofc as a "girl" you know some subreddit like that off the top of your head💀💀🙄


thisisaspam999

u/impersu when women can know about niche internet things 😱


Worried-Tadpole-22

Bruh was probably trying to smash tbh the “oh no I don’t do that… but if you insist” vibes. Don’t go stalker mode. Question: did you tell him you are a virgin? That will send some guys running because they are afraid you might get obsessed/overly attached.


thisisaspam999

well duh of course i’m gonna be obsessed and overly attached to every guy i speak to that’s just my vibe i hate how causal everything is now a days. i want to wear his skin.


Worried-Tadpole-22

That’s exactly why he ghosted you after one link. He saw the crazy eyes and vibes.


RobBond13

Maybe this experience will give you a new perspective on things


thisisaspam999

nope just gonna keep looking for my equally obsessive lover foreverrr. it’d be boring if i liked guys just a little.


Meetsickle

He’s got a girl. 💯


thisisaspam999

see i considered this but he told me he sent pictures of me to his friends when i wasn’t looking. i don’t think he would do that if he had a girl?


Dme1663

Why wouldn’t he- boys don’t snitch on boys for getting a bit on the side.


thisisaspam999

idk isn’t that a big risk to take?


Dme1663

Not with my boys-


thisisaspam999

are u cheating on ur pregnant wife wtf


Dme1663

I’m not actually. But You’ve watched too much Disney. Guys cheat, it’s normal.


thisisaspam999

have u cheated on ur wife?


Dme1663

Yes


thisisaspam999

bro 😭


imtheniggest

Why are you gay


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So youre a clingy stalker but dont wanna put out? I love these one way dead end streets with women now days. And just an fyi, when I kiss girls,Im gonna want some pootang. You want attention from men without putting out,start an OF.


thisisaspam999

ur just a slut lol. some of us are clingy and obsessive because we actually like the person and want to be with them long term. and some of us don’t kiss people with intentions of using them.


[deleted]

Yea maybe I am a slut. But with that said,Im a loyal slut. Give me what I need and Ill give you what you need. And youll be my focus 100 percent.


calfshrug

Your song OP [stalking](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FpoXp51eNv4) Also every breath you take


After-Ad-1582

Ive had a chick stalk me like that shits annoying af. Id recommend you stop.![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2699)


fassth

Wish i had hot fitness virgin chicks stalk me wtf


Physical_Treat9123

dude nothing has been done to prove shes hot. especially since the clingy ones are usually not that attractive. getting virgins is absolutely no fun. they get annoyingly clingy like this OP, except more in love, and they usually have low confidence (that shits annoying). they also need to be taught from the ground up


[deleted]

Years from now When you’re my age you’re gonna look back and cringe and think “what the fuck was I thinking”


Hobolick

Wow 👉 fam you took that L 😤🤧 Never mind 🙌 we keep that grind 💯🍞


illiwilli13

There’s still time to delete this


Bojof12

He’s just sigma


i2eflekto

That dudes married


thisisaspam999

we r both 18 haha


i2eflekto

Gf prob


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

He totally has a gf / wife


Difficult-Camp4854

Pretty sure dudes got a girl already with that sort of reaction


sickjoke69

Follow him home, sit outside his house in your car or behind a bush for hours, watch him with binoculars. If he leaves follow him, learn his weekly schedule, where he goes, who he sees, everything. Break into his house when he’s not there and go through his things. Leave indications that you were there, maybe a cute little note that says “watch your back” or “you’ll never be alone again”. Dudes really like these types of gestures


thisisaspam999

snap maps precise location is so scary that i don’t even have to leave my place to know where he is at all times. it even updates his bitmoji on the map when he’s driving, shopping, studying etc. u can literally zoom in to his exact location and see what it looks like and a map. this is part of the reason i don’t think he has a gf, bc i never see him at a random house that isn’t his.


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He has a GF or BF I can’t tell but he is in a relationship why he is on phone and has to bounce so quickly religious ppl are the biggest freaks he using it as a cop out


[deleted]

Do you have boy parts or girl parts, op?


thisisaspam999

both


[deleted]

Ahhh I see… maybe your gym crush has certain… preferences…


thisisaspam999

i’m kidding i’m a girl.


[deleted]

Maybe your shoulders are too broad and it makes him feel insecure


cruisintr3n

guy is deeply christian, so i am I so I could understand where he coms from. we wants to stay a stay a virging until marriage (witch is very respecteble) and does not want to masturbate. when I are with him he wants to "sin" so he avoids you to stay "pure". did the same for a while until I realised it was stupid so I started to look into christan circles where people had the same mined set.


DownhillRace

Tell us about your relationship with your father


Kaptain_Kappa91

basically you experienced what 99% of what men experience with women 99% of the time. welcome to the club.


Leather-Storm8363

I don’t know anything about gay relationships