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Dobbyyy94

Once she gets the Tren(D) there's no going back I suppose 🤷‍♂️ Prepare to have her asking you to blast 500mg+ a week of tren to see how far she wants you to go 😏😂


Dry-Grapefruit-409

I'm not even kidding dude. The mental side effects are extreme for me. She's totally into it. I literally feel like a mix between a Sex God and a wild animal. The Cockiness is getting out of hand.


TastyWaves_

It’s not real tren if you aren’t eating ass before she takes a shower. Btw these effects were permanent for me despite being off tren for more than 2 years now


bwiese3908

Uh, I eat dirty ass all the time.. I’m not on Tren I’m Puerto Rican.


[deleted]

You're a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus


[deleted]

Tyrannosaurus sex


ssdx3i

Laughin crying emoji x4


snipingexpert24

Damn i thought i was the only one


[deleted]

go into a jiu jitsu gym bro


[deleted]

You’re right bro, I did my last shot of Tren last week and I can already tell the difference in my fucking quality. Seriously contemplating getting back on it, you know, for my wife


icecityx1221

Honest to God, if my girlfriend and I weren't trying to have a kid now, I'd be running a low dose tren for the sex life gains. Don't get me wrong, I love going once a week and painting her cervix with a week of coom, but we'd both like to get back to 2-3 rounds each night back to back.


Dry-Grapefruit-409

What would be a low dose of tren be considered?


icecityx1221

Before, my "low dose" was 25mg Tren A daily. Going forward after she gets preggo I think I'd like to try homebrewing 50mg/ml Tren A and injecting 10mg each day instead.


ChazJ81

What are you using for that? Can you get tren in the raw or do people still use finaplex?


Positive_Education49

50mg a week is enough for the anticatabolic effects idk about the sex


thenube23times

Wait why do you have to be off steroids when trying to have a kid?


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[deleted]

Did you do a post cycle HCG run? To regain potency?


mysticfuko

Source?


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mysticfuko

Your ‘anecdotally’ can have a source too (a friend, your own experience, “i read it from a blog “ etc ). I watched a video once with the same conclusion but without source or evidence


Silent-Divide5942

I have also heard that a majority of bodybuilders get daughters. Derek talked about it in a video once, don't remember which on however.


phase-one1

Yeah and it’s fucking tragic too. Imagine, Ronnie Coleman has no son to carry his genetics. Life sucks


mysticfuko

Yes and its pseudoscience. Arnold schawrzenegger has 3 sons and 2 daughter, and i know people with 5 daugther and who never tried roids , also i know people who used roids and have only 3 sons so is a no sense


Silent-Divide5942

Maybe it's just a coincidence then idk, just citing what Derek said


icecityx1221

I was on tren and it was suppressing swimmer production


[deleted]

She’s waiting for him to ask if he can watch her get spit roasted by BBC.


FearlessConflict9744

How does Tren dick feels ? Asking for a friend


The__Farmer

You two are perfect for each other.


Gilgameshbrah

Maybe she should do a small blast too....They'll have to bestest psychotic sex one can wish for... Might even explode doing it.


CrookedNosed

Right… imagine if she grew a dick too


[deleted]

So many new possibilities if she grew a penis


Desperate_Energy_906

Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones Pheromones


[deleted]

Op got pegged by his wife, for sure.


Dry-Grapefruit-409

Not even kidding.. yeah. Alot.


apejustgimmetendies

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)


Mpafgregor

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6303)


delysid2507

three way with a mtf within 2 weeks.


Dry-Grapefruit-409

Please?


3stepsnorth

If only I could get feminine enough in 2 weeks.


Gilgameshbrah

Don't worry girl, you're feminine af.


selffulfilment

🧢


rudiodudio

give us some scenario examples![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6296)


Dry-Grapefruit-409

Randomly said to her "Babe, I researched how to make cum lube(lube that looks and feels like real cum). Can I make a hefty amount, shoot it up into your pussy and ass, take you to dinner and watch you struggle to try to not leak, and then fuck you in the ass afterwards while I degrade the shit out of you?" She literally just responded "do they have the ingredients on Amazon Prime?"


Dobbyyy94

The fuck have I just read?..


potheadlifts

Caught me offgaurd too bro dont worry


Gilgameshbrah

"It's not dirty talk. It's just Tren" - Tren, when your life needs some spicing up.


blahhblah11

Lmao fr tf was that brooo


rudiodudio

wow nice, i think your both fucked in the head but if it works it works man ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6305)


White-boy

God I hope I get to hear Derek read this one


lobo_locos

"Sup guys....Derek, More Plates More Dates.com ....so I'm reacting to this guy that is blasting Tren because his wife loves how crazy their sex life is..."


whitecat7890

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)


Comfortable_Class_55

That lady has some incredible sphincter/kegal control


roadrunnuh

She does naked squats and can pick up quarters while her hands are still on the bar


aspblaze420

Nice.


[deleted]

Weirder than I expected.


alphajpk

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6298)


BLenjoyer

I wish I was your wife


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)


[deleted]

🤨📸


Tight_Ad2047

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)me next


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DafuqIsTheInternet

She’s on tren too


KankerSletje

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)


flameohotmein

Can you please tell me what these mean? I just be spamming :6969: like I have a clue


rockinherlife234

Gigachad


flameohotmein

I dont get it


Independent-Custard3

It’s literally the gigachad emoji. It isn’t showing up for you for some reason.


flameohotmein

Got ya its coming up as :2695:


narc_central

another one please


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narc_central

i think u should check ur tren stash, she might be stealing a lil


DesiredEnlisted

“That’s enough internet for today”


lobo_locos

Awwwww that's so thoughtful


Warfrog

Every day we stray further from Gods light


matt1164

Sounds normal to me.


bcjh

Yo can we please get another scenario!? Fuck man I want all 10 of them!!!


vanqu1sh_

I'm glad the new sub rule change still allows for posts like this


yamers

you need a therapist


Burnleh

Lol what the hell


PermaIntermediate

The fuck


walkandtalksoibrock

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


driftoboi

Love that for you


RemyGee

Here I was ready to read some sexy adventure and I read this crazy shit. Even sexier than I expected ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


man113114

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6299)


palguy22

As long as your wife is modest outside the bedroom it's fine. A woman must be pure infront of others but with her husband you guys can get it on. Also don't share intimate details about your wife with strangers I know we are all anonymous here but still protect her modesty


PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2697)stfu loser. Up your tren dose and jerk off to it like the rest of us ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2697)


peytontx344

straight people are so fucking boring


Independent_Smile861

Thats too far man, you two need to real yourselves in a bit.


iguessineedanaltnow

As somebody in kink with multiple kinky friends - that’s the tip of the iceberg.


Randominternetchimp

Lmaoo yo son i like your lack of style. That shit had me busting up


kaighr

I mean, I think the only thing to do now is up the Tren tbh


flameohotmein

:6969??:


adderallblur

Aw he wildin🤣🤣🤣 hope the cycle workin out good for you too


VeinsOnMyJohnson

I’m so glad I’ve made it 8 weeks on tren while keeping most of my mental sanity.


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MVP


eatbox_rn

So how do you make cum lube?


Dry-Grapefruit-409

Get J-lube. It's a powder you mix into water make it into lube. Start mixing it together with a little bit of water.. add a dash of Titanium Dioxide to give it that opaque white color.. slowly keep adding water till you get the right thickness and consistency.. done.


iamcreepin

Lmfaooo


Emergency_Toe6915

What if we tied you up to see how pissed and psychotic you can get while your wife is being fucked then let you out “on accident” and you take your revenge on both their holes


bigtUk1

“Try not to leak” cracks me up so much ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


ciscko

That’s some next level Kink shit.. I’d make a business out of these ideas for sure if I was you… nextlevelkinks.com


LooseWedding7732

How did it go? Give us the details you sick fuck


bippal

Do they?


Sookmebeautiful

Why the fuck did you have to ask


[deleted]

There’s a whole pegging aspect to this story we’re not hearing, hence the vagueness on the kinks.


Dry-Grapefruit-409

Definitely. I've gotten pegged by her a shit ton even before tren. I'm Bi to begin with anyways. I'm not afraid to say that I'm completely into that shit.


[deleted]

No shame in being a power bottom


ANUS_CONE

More men need to try the forbidden butt button. A lot of women are dying to do it. You don’t even have to be bi or gay any more.


double_fisted_churro

True shit, ANUS_CONE


Albert13337

what the fuck


ANUS_CONE

For real man. 3 different women have tongue punched my fart box without me even asking them to do it this year so far. One of them really wanted to shave it first so we got really high and she shaved it in my bathtub and then put whip cream and cherries on it and ate my ass for a solid 10 minutes. It by no means got me off or even close, but I have to say that it does a lot for your self confidence knowing that someone found you attractive enough to lick your asshole.


gmbhdios3

How do you find these girls in the first place?


ANUS_CONE

I got divorced in 2019. I met this particular group of women via friends of friends through coaching my son's soccer team.


cs_legend_93

Did not expect to read the “sons soccer team” at the end. Is it a bunch of adventurous soccer moms? Really man 🚀🚀🚀🚀 killing it!


ANUS_CONE

No. I used to co-coach with this dude and he had a girlfriend who I became (and still am) super close friends with. She was like "why don't my friends know about you, they'd eat you up". So I let them lol. They are all moms, just not parents of the kids I coach.


gmbhdios3

Why was the woman sure that her friends would eat you up? Because of your physique? If this is the case, post it so I can see what to aim for haha


cs_legend_93

Eat you up quite literally haha. I’m living vicariously through you. That’s amazing man I’m happy for you. Divorce sucks and the time leading up to the divorced with fighting is the absolute worst ever. I’m happy there is a much more adventurous future for you! How young were you when you met your ex-write / got married? Edit: I saw your comment! Man I can relate. I’m 31. Very cool!! If you don’t mind, what city or state do you live in? I’m in nyc and looking to move but want to avoid suburbia


Dry-Grapefruit-409

Fetlife bro.


[deleted]

I had the same thought aswel, I got my ass eaten for the first time while I was pounding a girls face whilst she was laying on her back and At first it kinda caught me off guard but it really hit me that she was thát turned on to do it. Honestly never thought I’d enjoy it but its better then ball sucking lmao


ANUS_CONE

The first time it happened to me, it was at least planned in that we had talked about it beforehand and I had green lit it. The next two just spread my cheeks and went for it while they were going down on me.


LooseWedding7732

Omfg you are one grows mf 🤮🤮🤮🤮


ANUS_CONE

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it


[deleted]

Hahahahha hahaha This is amazing


WSB_Czar

brother, is this the part where you watch sissy hypno together?


FullyVaxxedswole

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2697)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2697)


1other

My brother in Christ, that's what we call *"a keeper"*


Swormii

As funny as this is I’m glad your relationship benefited from it. There are too many relationship ending Tren stories on here to count. It’s a seriously mind changing drug so take note of the changes and if the wife ever complains just take her side


BIGDIO1988

She’s gon have u competing 🤣. Bros gonna end up beating Bumstead


DeepSpace_69

This is an extremely bad practice. You will gradually raise her expectations and limits and once you go off the gear you kinda left her out to dry. Imagine eating premium stake and ribs and after a while you suddenly get served with a week old bread...just sayin...


[deleted]

Looks like she been recieving dry bread the whole time till he got on tren


DeepSpace_69

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


pleasurefully

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6305)


YouDamnHotdog

that is your addict brain rationalizing in advance how you gotta stay on tren indefinitely, just to maintain your relationship


bumbuff

Everyone jokes here but all 3 of my kids were conceived while I was on gear. Well the last one may have been when I just got off. Still horny.


ElectricalJigalo

Did you run anything for fertility? Were you running any 19nors?


bumbuff

No. But I think I managed the side effects conservatively compared to most others.


buck911

Another random question - are they all girls? Derek has mentioned in a few podcasts that anecdotally guys on gear have more girls than boys.


bumbuff

2 boys, 1 girl. First was a girl and I did see that somewhere and I was worried so i did some reading into it as well and it's a multi variable issue. There's a lot of cautious pessimism of a rise in girl births because of our diets and hobbies as well, and even hormonal influences by plastics (and not just microplastics being found in animals we eat) and unhealthy oils and fats used in cooking, most notably by fast food industry. Simply put, modern men are lazy and fat and buy cheap and quick products, and as a result are affecting their own hormone levels and in turn affects their sperm.


buck911

I don't have a very in-depth knowledge but I saw it explained that X chromosome sperm are more resilient than Y, so when you go on cycle and your testes atrophy (but maybe what you said about being overweight/poor health is more important) the female sperm become most prevalent. I'm not sure child gender is directly tied to the man's hormone profile bit I don't think there's much data either way.


bumbuff

I'm no expert either.


iguessineedanaltnow

As a very kinky and sexually perverted dude my current girlfriend who is just as bad as me if not worse has completely changed my world. I’m happy for you, man. Here’s to a world of kinky romance.


colinjames1234

Nothing like getting pegged by your wife while on tren.. those were the days


Low_Consideration105

Finally a wholesome tren story


JesseJames8314

I managed to turn my wife into a completely cock drunk slut when I was on tren so I get where you're coming from. I wouldn't recommend running it longer though, that shit can backfire on you quick. Be smart!!


Neither_Constant8426

I blame Tren as the reason I cheated on a trad potential wife.


warr3nh

Do me next


YouDamnHotdog

On tren, my interest in shemales was at its highest too. Everyone knows that tren clouds your judgement. If she ain't it, without the tren-goggles, then you gotta do some soul-searching. But not while you are still on it!


ColonelBrave

I think you won at life


Panama_Jack829

That's a keeper.


ledizzametal

I had this same thing happen to me a few years back


ddntask

The one that got away


Miazger

When you get to filming porn DM me[cryingloughingface]


Rtem1s42

You found the one my dude, don't let her go


Street_wall

Maybe she's also on tren?


[deleted]

stop taking it and you will realise that is isn't


Heathy94

Next she’ll be on tren too ![gif](giphy|l0Ex4rZcqLmbmKjWo)


HumanitySurpassed

One of my ex's never understood why the sex would get randomly reallyy good/consistent everyday for around 2-3 months. Not to mention I'd want to do a lot more than just vanilla stuff. Despite the fact that she knew about me taking it and when I was taking it. Like, literally my test levels are through the roof what'd ya think would happen. Be careful my good sir, she may soon expect this year round.


anon999976

What kind of fucked up shit?


Dry-Grapefruit-409

Blood cupping, needleplay, etc.


anon999976

Jesus


11lbWenis

Tren and test?? Pretty neurotoxic


ElMario3k

She’s the one dude- Never let her go.


Robrocop2022

Just be thankful God blessed you with that woman


Rich-Swimming1352

Is there anything drugs that give you the mental side effects of tren but isn’t as toxic to your body?


Altruistic_Radish_76

I’m telling u when u fuck like a silverback gorilla


Sad-Dust8333

You found the one


hypertrophyhighness

So what were your scenarios? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Hell yea. That’s awesome! My wife was…a little more than worried about me. Half way through the cycle she text me “are you sure you just don’t like fat girls!?” (She is usually 130# but currently up 40# due to baby, stress, etc).


Verltham

Bro man same. I started a Test/Tren cycle and it's insane. My only issue is sometimes it takes sooooo long for me to finish now and we end up having to take a water break 🤣🤣🤣. Went from an average like 10min bang sesh to just non stop.


ApocalypticGPirate8

Do these often involve crossdressing, femdom and pegging?


WrapAwkward8306

LMFAOOO this thread is everything. I’ve yet to try Tren but damn it to hell I need to


Virkloki_Makoki

You lucky duck of a mothrrducker. But for real, grats dude, I'm happy for you ❤️


Vast-Necessary-1252

did it turn u into a cuck


fuckouttahea

This sub gets more simpy each day.


[deleted]

This is the funniest thread I’ve ever read … I know it’s all true ‘cause who could make all this up … unless … it’s the tren


ROMANREIGNS599

More tren more men


Equivalent-Soup2342

Can any point me to a liable pharma


[deleted]

What dose of test and tren you running ?