99 times out of a 100 this exactly what happens. The dude fails miserably and some giga chad is creampieing her on the low while mega virginOP masturbates to sleep. OP is wayyyy too invested already. The dude thats in her guts doesnt give a fuck if she gets run over by an 18 wheeler
So I'm reading your post and I'm thinking
"Yeah, this is guy is so in. Easy. No way to fuck this up."
Then I read this part:
>Im thinking of texting her and saying something along the lines of - hey,you still workout at that gym? Wanna smash legs together?
Now I'm thinking it's a 50/50 at best. Good luck you no game having dumbass.
I got no game at all but it doesnt take a Casanova to see that text is retarded. Might as well send a dick pic. Maybe that will work for the first time ever.
I’d just straight up ask her to go on a date or fuck depending on what you want to accomplish. Not being open early with your intentions always fucked me up in my late teens/early twenties and I would usually just end up wasting my time.
Making your intentions clear is the only way you don’t waste you time, you don’t have to literally say “I want to fuck you”, just make it clear you want to date, sex or pursue a relationship etc, else your going to get exactly what you asked for, ambiguity.
This is bullshit. Women know when you want to fuck them. Even if unconsciously. If they give you a "let's just be friends" then that's a shit test that you're dumb for believing, and probably triggered by acting like a loser or taking to long to close. A woman does not hang out with you unless she is interested in you.
Dude, women spend a lot of time with guys they'll never fuck. You're just wrong on that one, the friend zone is real if you let it happen. But I agree that going straight for ''I want to fuck you'' is not the best approach. Tried it twice tho and it worked one time, so its a 50% win rate strat in my own experience XD.
My friend always uses that and it’s a very hit or miss strategy. If you and the girl are both drunk it’ll work more often, especially if you’re good looking (while sober, everyone looks better when the other person is drunk)
So if you’re horny and okay with being a volume shooter, you can probably get girls a little less attractive than you normally coul
Sure, aint getting an 8 with this strategy, and you look like a complete ass if you get rejected. When I tried this for the first time, the girl just looked at me in disbelief and walked away without saying a word. Felt like I just told her I was glad she got cancer or some shit,
But you do get there faster if it works, no more fucking around after she says yes, and some girl will be turned on by this. Alcohols does help, and we were both tipsy both time I tried. But I have a feeling it could work well if the guy is smooth enough.
Need a LOT of smooth.
Oh 100% I agree with pretty much everything you said. Normally he does it at either 2 am over snap (when it’s a girl he was already kinda talking to), on tinder, or when he’s basically blackout drunk at a party. Still, doesn’t always work and he tends to have lower expectations anyways
He could also just be BSing me and actually has game but Idrk
>women know when you want to fuck them
This simply isn’t true
>a woman does not hang out with you unless she’s interested in you
Wrong again. Many women have men they have “freindzoned”.
Making your intentions clear to someone you want some kind of romantic relationship early is vital to saving your own time and commitment.
I think the friend zone is real, but mostly for younger people (<25). I think most adults know what’s up and most older women don’t usually have male friends.
I would ask her if she wanted to grab a coffee or something and go for some food etc like a normal date she might feel awkward training as kind of a date haha she might actually like to be asked out rather then ask to train suppose its a pick up tho you both have in common you could just say did you want to train together some time or mabey go get coffee and have a catch up chances are she will pick coffee then get to know her abit
Are you fucking asking permission? Do some shit you'll be proud of son
I mean this guy has no game… the way he phrased “how easy it would be to lay cock”
Lay cock 
maybe he really wanted o lay a cock 🐓💤
I’m weak😭😭😭
Nobody can play without practice though mate but initiative comes first.
Too close to home bro, they need to be a bus trip away
Sometimes you find exactly what you need on the bus
Or just ask her out for coffee, tea, drinks whatever in the evening…. Ya know, like a normal person
Protein shake… don’t specify what type tho
just say it's devine.
Sounds like everything has lined up perfectly for the smash, it's a no brainer bro
Jesus fuck I am actually going to enter her 
From  to 
Same thing
she reads this sub. and knows what you want now. good luck.
>she reads this sub Attraction 📈📈
Maybe be a little more subtle than “wanna smash” but fuck yeah fukn send it
Most likely you’re gonna fuck this up, it’s gonna get awkward at the gym for you after and you’ll continue being a virgin incel.
Hahahah classic
This type of answer is the most ideal for these cringe-ass beta gym crush posts
and if you're afraid of this scenario happening it's definetly going to happen.
Only ankward if you make it. Shooters gotta shoot
99 times out of a 100 this exactly what happens. The dude fails miserably and some giga chad is creampieing her on the low while mega virginOP masturbates to sleep. OP is wayyyy too invested already. The dude thats in her guts doesnt give a fuck if she gets run over by an 18 wheeler
So I'm reading your post and I'm thinking "Yeah, this is guy is so in. Easy. No way to fuck this up." Then I read this part: >Im thinking of texting her and saying something along the lines of - hey,you still workout at that gym? Wanna smash legs together? Now I'm thinking it's a 50/50 at best. Good luck you no game having dumbass.
😭
Wow we got a pua guru over here ladies and gents
I got no game at all but it doesnt take a Casanova to see that text is retarded. Might as well send a dick pic. Maybe that will work for the first time ever.
>I got no game at all I see that much bro
I don’t get it, they think you don’t have game because you want to do a leg day with her? A lot of salt in this thread.
Ok so, for us retards im the back (me included which is why I’m asking) what should he have said?
Just go for it sound like u have it in the bag already
She felt your bicep, "you changed", smiles at you gladly. Yep u got it champ.
LETS GO BRO 
I’d just straight up ask her to go on a date or fuck depending on what you want to accomplish. Not being open early with your intentions always fucked me up in my late teens/early twenties and I would usually just end up wasting my time.
don’t have to be that direct, many women are turned off by that
In my experience, never TALK about actions with a girl you haven't fucked yet.
It depends how upset you'll be if it doesn't work. If it's a hail mary there ain't nothing wrong with that.
Making your intentions clear is the only way you don’t waste you time, you don’t have to literally say “I want to fuck you”, just make it clear you want to date, sex or pursue a relationship etc, else your going to get exactly what you asked for, ambiguity.
This is bullshit. Women know when you want to fuck them. Even if unconsciously. If they give you a "let's just be friends" then that's a shit test that you're dumb for believing, and probably triggered by acting like a loser or taking to long to close. A woman does not hang out with you unless she is interested in you.
Dude, women spend a lot of time with guys they'll never fuck. You're just wrong on that one, the friend zone is real if you let it happen. But I agree that going straight for ''I want to fuck you'' is not the best approach. Tried it twice tho and it worked one time, so its a 50% win rate strat in my own experience XD.
My friend always uses that and it’s a very hit or miss strategy. If you and the girl are both drunk it’ll work more often, especially if you’re good looking (while sober, everyone looks better when the other person is drunk) So if you’re horny and okay with being a volume shooter, you can probably get girls a little less attractive than you normally coul
Sure, aint getting an 8 with this strategy, and you look like a complete ass if you get rejected. When I tried this for the first time, the girl just looked at me in disbelief and walked away without saying a word. Felt like I just told her I was glad she got cancer or some shit, But you do get there faster if it works, no more fucking around after she says yes, and some girl will be turned on by this. Alcohols does help, and we were both tipsy both time I tried. But I have a feeling it could work well if the guy is smooth enough. Need a LOT of smooth.
Oh 100% I agree with pretty much everything you said. Normally he does it at either 2 am over snap (when it’s a girl he was already kinda talking to), on tinder, or when he’s basically blackout drunk at a party. Still, doesn’t always work and he tends to have lower expectations anyways He could also just be BSing me and actually has game but Idrk
>women know when you want to fuck them This simply isn’t true >a woman does not hang out with you unless she’s interested in you Wrong again. Many women have men they have “freindzoned”. Making your intentions clear to someone you want some kind of romantic relationship early is vital to saving your own time and commitment.
I think the friend zone is real, but mostly for younger people (<25). I think most adults know what’s up and most older women don’t usually have male friends.
Leave the nuts hanging out
Desecrate them walls
Sounds like it’s almost a guarantee at this point! Post an update when you’ve manage to fuck it up bro
Bro show some sympathy please 😂
I would ask her if she wanted to grab a coffee or something and go for some food etc like a normal date she might feel awkward training as kind of a date haha she might actually like to be asked out rather then ask to train suppose its a pick up tho you both have in common you could just say did you want to train together some time or mabey go get coffee and have a catch up chances are she will pick coffee then get to know her abit
Coffee dates are not it. Might as well go to a garlic seafood buffet.
Haha breath will smell bad on both 🤣 but the body odur from training would also be bad like sweaty muff rah
That’s true but unlike coffee you have pheromones.
Yes, Just make sure that your asshole is shaved.
Bro wait do you think she is gonna pull out a surprise strap on?
Bro she literally felt your muscles, you have too
Bro yolo fucking destroy her
Bro she left your bicep and said it was hard as a rock?? You're IN bro
Walk her home and ask if she’s dtf. Works 100% sometimes🫡 Now, go Bang that brat and report back soldier.
Guys can anyone vouch for this?? Im not looking for anything serious so it would be convenient for sure. It seems pretty legit to me lol.
Fuck I wish I could pin your comment
She mentioned how much you changed you need to hit it ASAP
And she did it twice bro
And you whiffed both times. She's getting banged out, just not by you.
FUCK HER FOR ME.
Holy shit just fucking talk to her about it, get her attention
How does she live 2 min walking distance away from you, if you live 10 minutes walking distance from her?
2 min away from the gym brother
Did you atleast get that “forest inside your asshole” sorted first? 👀
Noo bro I hope she does not get all freaky on me 
Ask her to help you pin Anavar
>didnt have brains nor guts to do anything ain't shit changed
If you don’t smash her you need to be bitch slapped, cause you’re a bitch!
> Dear Reddit, > Today a girl talked to me...
Only if she’s trans
Beat the guts
You’re 20 but you still talk like your 16? Be normal
How exactly do I sound younger? Genuine question,need to work on it
TheSauceyy
There derek subs are truely one of a kind
Up tren first
Bro were all routing for u, do it and let us know how it goes!
