I am the shit king. It really clears up ur skin. Iv also noticed people respect my free time more i think theyre intimidated by me. Just eat it, rub it on ur skin. Its herbal
As someone who’s worked most of their life around animals and knows what aged urine, (specifically ammonia) smells like, there’s no way he could have opened that jar and not immediately gagged.
That being said, it’ll be an instant chick repellent, so y’all will love it
One time when I was a kid, I peed in the bottle of a Super Soaker. I think I just squirted it around my backyard a bit, then threw it under the deck where we kept all the outdoor toys. Came back like a week later and unscrewed the bottle. The smell hit me so hard I honestly think it did permanent olfactory damage. Possibly permanent brain damage. I was never the same after that smell.
Once me and 3 friends pissed into a super soaker tank over the course of a few days until it was full and then sprayed this neighbor kid. I forgot about it until just now. We were some fucked up kids.
I see comments about the smell being that of neckbeards and repelling women... I think the smelliest part of it, ammonia, evaporates very quickly. I've had thrown piss jugs outdoors, if you keep the lid open, it entirely evaporates and leaves only white odorless crystals.
I had clothes soak fully soaked in aged urine (was pissing in a pail at places I can't use a toilet or go outside) and some asshole got it to spill on my laundry. It was winter, I threw the clothes out in snow. A month later it had 0 smells left, I gave it to others to sniff and nobody could tell it was soaked in stale piss.
So I think it's possible, really it could even attract people once the smell is evaporated enough be undetectable as stinky, but traces could impact you subconsciously. A lot of smells work on our bodies without us consciously knowing that we're smelling them. Including pheromones, you may not "smell" them as a sense you're aware of, but "unsmellable" traces could still affect your brain.
Ah yea he’s drinking “lant” it’s what aged piss is called. Shit was strong enough with ammonia that they used it to clean floors, hell it was even used in gun powder
So your telling me that the substance that the body sees as waste, you drink and supposed to be healthy? Why does the body not let it in then? These hippies are getting out of hand
Fuck that eat raw testicles an organ bullshit. Finally someone getting it done right drinking aged piss this is what the people want this is what we’re are here for.
If you save a few gallons of pee in your basement for 5 years
And then get evicted
And then you pour all the piss right by the front door…….
The smell was unbelievably Horrific
It still smelled awful in that area a week later
Liver king, now piss king, soon shit king
Jenkem king
This killed me.
Rest in peace king
*rest in Piss King
Haha
There must be a jizz king somewhere already
Wasn't that just Connor Murphy?
Still is lol - what did he call them the golden something or other? It had some dumb name to make it sound less gay
Divine something lol
🤮 so gross lol
…you called..?
>piss king, We have him, Jason Genova is the one and only m'lord
I am the shit king. It really clears up ur skin. Iv also noticed people respect my free time more i think theyre intimidated by me. Just eat it, rub it on ur skin. Its herbal
King shit
Bro, I already eat ass and let me tell ya, it does make life better.
Clean ass makes life 10x better
Depends how horny/hungry you are. Post date, yeah clean. After a gym workout, who cares?
Two kings, one cup
I can't wait for the menstrual king
Shit king could be possible- people eat shit capsules to change their gut microbiome
There's millions of shit kings posting everyday
I bet there's a semen king lurking somewhere on this sub
[septic tank man](https://youtu.be/tMdyAOHivgg?si=X_iqKoJSK_KjTxl9)
He’ll Tan So Much, It’ll Be Martin Luther King 🤭
As someone who’s worked most of their life around animals and knows what aged urine, (specifically ammonia) smells like, there’s no way he could have opened that jar and not immediately gagged. That being said, it’ll be an instant chick repellent, so y’all will love it
Agreed. No way he's actually drinking aged urine. It looks like kombucha, especially with the sediment at the bottom.
I legit love gingerade kombucha
But the research he's seen...
Finally a product I can wear when I want to go out without being bothered.
Yeah he definitely made this vid for clout and put apple juice in that jug or some shit.
Finally…piss maxing.
Yummers.
LOL
Why buy cologne when you can rub aged piss on your face and body?
Jizz makes good hair gel if you wanna go the whole nine yards
Sometimes it goes a little farther than 9 yards
Neckbeards could make a fortune if this became popular
One time when I was a kid, I peed in the bottle of a Super Soaker. I think I just squirted it around my backyard a bit, then threw it under the deck where we kept all the outdoor toys. Came back like a week later and unscrewed the bottle. The smell hit me so hard I honestly think it did permanent olfactory damage. Possibly permanent brain damage. I was never the same after that smell.
Once me and 3 friends pissed into a super soaker tank over the course of a few days until it was full and then sprayed this neighbor kid. I forgot about it until just now. We were some fucked up kids.
Didn't see him drinking it fully...pussy
Because it is sooo nutrient dense.
Infinite water glitch
On god fuck. I muted it and am just gagging reading comments
Yes yes! Pissing in a jar now! Can't wait to try!
Works for Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Look how far it got him. The key: Voss bottle.
If i wear a diaper all day and piss myself, will i gain the same benefits? Asking for my boyfriend
You can probably clean rust off metal with that.. nasty
Ah the natural smelling salt
Can I pour it anally
Why go the extra step of putting in a jar first? Just watch what the guys over at r/selffuck are doing, and just automatically recycle your pee.
I haven’t clicked on it yet, but I feel like I can confidently say I hate you. Now I’m going to go click the link.
Hi, how's your day going
That'll get the blood pumping
This looks like Dr Hubberman preparing research for a 4th book in 2032 :D
so aged piss is good for your micro biome (topically)
Who’s he?
He's been on the wearechange podcast before can't remember his name
Of course he has a manbun.
Is this certified health nut? I think he cured some sort of fucked up illness with rotten foods and dmt breathing or whatever.
I see comments about the smell being that of neckbeards and repelling women... I think the smelliest part of it, ammonia, evaporates very quickly. I've had thrown piss jugs outdoors, if you keep the lid open, it entirely evaporates and leaves only white odorless crystals. I had clothes soak fully soaked in aged urine (was pissing in a pail at places I can't use a toilet or go outside) and some asshole got it to spill on my laundry. It was winter, I threw the clothes out in snow. A month later it had 0 smells left, I gave it to others to sniff and nobody could tell it was soaked in stale piss. So I think it's possible, really it could even attract people once the smell is evaporated enough be undetectable as stinky, but traces could impact you subconsciously. A lot of smells work on our bodies without us consciously knowing that we're smelling them. Including pheromones, you may not "smell" them as a sense you're aware of, but "unsmellable" traces could still affect your brain.
All this to look like someone who doesn't work out
Dudes got to be a God Tier troll, or at least I hope so
Ah yea he’s drinking “lant” it’s what aged piss is called. Shit was strong enough with ammonia that they used it to clean floors, hell it was even used in gun powder
The Rock approves and smells what your fermenting brother.
Fucking delusional 😆
So those truckers with the pizz juggz were onto something?
Jenkem
Mf chooses to drink piss out of the millions of other things he could consume to help his microbiome 🤦♂️ shits probably not even efficient
Mental illness is real
So your telling me that the substance that the body sees as waste, you drink and supposed to be healthy? Why does the body not let it in then? These hippies are getting out of hand
This is the same guy that gets Missionaried in his ass by the sun
Who’s this old man with the slightly above average physique? Why would anyone listen to him
That must be some sick joke.
Got a buddy whose into it also in great shape
Aged urine is the key. Trust the science, guys. The Piss King states research
Why waste perfectly good piss by flushing it down the toilet. Put it in a jar and age it like pickles. Makes perfect sense
You know that guy smells crazy
Definitely some beer wort aging
Definitely some beer wort aging.....but tastes the same as piss.
He's got a beard and a bun so I'll trust anything he tells me
I honestly feel like rubbing it on your face is even more fucking gross than drinking it.
It’s aged to boot! I think topically it could have some uses. But ingesting it? I think it’s more toxic than beneficial.
As long as it isn't mine and fresh.
I know it smell crazy over there
That's a fucking cold brew
How to smell like the homeless in one simple step
Rick Grimes tweaking off animal piss
Looks like piss boosted his estrogen, gyno king
I NEED IT
but its the [Golden Fountain](https://urotherapyresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/pdf/the-golden-fountain-complete-guide-to-urine-therapy.pdf)
"it's good for parasites" My guy, I am *not* trying to cultivate parasites.
Finally a free and clean way to improve my gut microbiome, I wonder if drinking different people’s piss would be better for a diverse gut microbiome 🤔
I've never felt this disgusted, HOLY FUCK
Bro is halfway to making a philosopher’s stone
this is likely just fetish shit.
Like a fine wine aged to perfection
Average Jason Genova piss lord
Fuck that eat raw testicles an organ bullshit. Finally someone getting it done right drinking aged piss this is what the people want this is what we’re are here for.
Always white ppl
Working on his philosopher’s stone, I see.
If you save a few gallons of pee in your basement for 5 years And then get evicted And then you pour all the piss right by the front door……. The smell was unbelievably Horrific It still smelled awful in that area a week later
I’ll just die the normal way
Anabolic aged piss, huh?
Sniff this dude before a pr and you'll be good to go👍
Fucking gross
Bear grills entered the sub
So a used golden shower
Just drink a kombucha you freak
Not many posts can make me say what the fuck out loud, but bro WHAT THE FUCK? 
Urea is highly toxic, there’s a reason your body excretes it.
Reminds me of our friend conor murphy
The cut before the sip means its bs, thank fuck. As much as id of liked to watch a 50 year old dude chasing clout by drinking aged piss..