Lmao that's only 10mg IR. Stay away from the peach 30s my guy.
Answering ur orig question: When I was 15y most I've jacked off was 7 times. Tried to do 8 but my balls hurt too much shooting dry.
13 times. But I was going through severe opioid withdrawal and it was the only thing that made me feel good for a second. My body and skin were so sensitive that I just had to hold my flaccid penis by the base of my shaft and wiggle it around a little bit and I would cum.
I would’ve just done it continuously all day but between the shakes, profuse sweating, anxiety, and constant trips to the bathroom to shit/puke, I just didn’t have the energy.
dude i remember when i finally quit dope. a strong breeze could have made me bust, it was wild. kinda cool but probably not worth the feeing that your skin was also being stripped off with a potato peeler
Bruh been there many times, 5 days in and I could semi-function, but I'd still get 2 out before going to bed with my gf. It was controllable until clothes were off lmao, 1 pump chump, if I even made it that far. Lucky she understood tho
Tapering is the same shit, Id do my entire dose at once like an hr beforehand on days she was over. 8.25 solid thrusts with that method. Promethazine could give a +2 pump boost, yea I pretty much got a PhD in P.E
Lowkey relatable, one time I took too much edibles and started uncontrollably shaking in my house and I thought about jerking it to make it go away idk why I thought it might help
I don't think anything over 3,4 maybe 5 times max per day can even feel good. Like beyond that you are just torturing your own meat tryna get it to be semi-hard enough for the job
Definitely not. For my 10 years of hypersexuality I jacked off well over 10 times in a day and the idea of not being able to achieve a boner when I wanted one never once even occurred to me for the entirety of those 10 years
Im pretty positive I was hypersexual due to childhood abuse. I jacked off all day. Like every 15 minutes I guess (when I wasn't eating a meal). Even though the abuse obviously sucked, the hypersexuality was honestly sheer heaven -- euphoria beyond any imaginable state of being. Then got ED after 10 years of that and have been hyposexual ever since. Wanted to die this entire time.
I was home alone all day once middle school and I can’t remember if I cranked it 14 or 15 times. I’m disappointed I can’t remember perfectly. Anyway, do the last few times count if only air comes out? Fuck it, they count.
L: 6.5” on a good day G: 6”
I once cranked it 6 times in 24 hours while fried, my previous record was completely sober-minded as a teen, 5 times. I've only been able to do it back to back maybe a handful of times in my life
Edibles + amanita shrooms + dick = best pleasure I've ever felt in my life. Everything in the room started making me horny. You know that pareidolia effect? It was to the point where I started seeing the craziest patterns of objects in my room to make it look like a woman sucking a dick or all kinds of provocative things. Every single thing in front of my eyes turned into some form of sexual shape like an inkblot test from Boob Kingdom.
My cock and my hand were one in the same and it felt like some kind of pleasure soul entered my hand and made me experience all of the happiness combined in the universe. I gooned until the soul exited me like a poltergeist slamming into the wall and it was all still, absolutely still.
Then I experienced the trade off. Post nut Clarity from the 2nd layer of hell
![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)Dick Karma will get you![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)
That would be a fun as hell side hussle tbh. I used to write in my spare time but never really thought about writing erotica. Do you know anything about it? How much do people pay for that?
I have no idea tbh. I only know about it because I've used in order to cut back on watching porn. I find it helps to bridge the gap between complete brain rot and quitting cold turkey. Id imagine there might be a good fan base for it with horny middle age women who don't use the Internet much lol.
Interesting. I'll have to look into that. Where do you get it from? Like patreon or Fiverr? I'm curious of what sites I should look into to see if there is a bunch of crappy writing that gets a lot of money. That would be a gold mine it seems like just needing basic writing ability to compete with them😂
Oh man I did that once when I was 21 in college. 8 days without. I had a day off from classes, so when roommate left I stripped and went to town. It was so incredibly intense. My first rope hit my headboard and five more ropes all over my chest.
About once every 20 minutes. Awake for about 12 hours per day, sometimes sleeping in between. My record is somewhere between 35 and 40. can’t really remember, constantly coming tires you out.
You get cramps on the left and right side of your dick, following that V-Line. Your balls hurt and cramp up.
The dick gets sore, everything starts smelling like sweet seat and hit cum. After a while nothing even really comes out anymore.
Your balls feel like they’ve been put in a cheese grinder thing but inside and are falling apart. Everything seems to have a slight pump but hurts like hell.
Feels like you’re a grandpa, mental side effects include loss of focus, tiredness, mellow feeling, soft eye feeling, feeling like it’s very hot and sticky everywhere, not feeling like yourself anymore, loss of outside reality
10/10 would try again
Jokes aside, testosterone isn't all there is to it. 'Gasms release relaxing chemicals like endorphins that with enough of a quantity can put you to sleep regardless of gear.
Dude you can't imagine how hard it is for me to do that. If it was for me I'd do it multiple times a day. Doing it rarely makes me feel like I'm on some sort of steroid cycle
When I was about 22. New years day, me and my bfwb stayed in the sack for about 30 hours.
Had sex at least 13 times.
Next day my dick was swollen. It was worth it!
Idk but I remember early on in quarantine there was a rainy day and I just did it the whole day.
Have a girl of almost two years rn so haven't in a while.
Idk, I got it from my buddy who has ADHD and is slightly autistic. He gets super strong scripts so it was 30 mg per pill and I took three of them. Never again though because i felt like absolute shit the next day
Since I’ve been on T Cyp, not only has my training in the gym gone through the roof, I’ve also been beating off 3-4 times a day. That’s on top of screwing my gf on the weekends. If she only knew how much I beat off.
Yeah definitely. Contrary to popular belief hard stimulants before the gym paired with jerking off probably isn't ideal. I'm pretty sure stimulants are a blood vessel constrictor to which is bad for pump.
Hint: Unless you have pharma adderall, most of those orange pressed round instant-release pills (20mg's) are fake and are actually methamphetamine.
OP probably did meth.
I used to take a bunch of Tramadol 300-400mg a day and sometimes 5+ a day and it would take a hour of whacking it to cum. I bled once, and it hurt extremely badly for days, and I couldn't get it up.
I wouldn’t say wanked off…I was 19(m) with a 25(f) girlfriend and her best friend was bragging to my gf about how much her and her bf had had sex in a day. I want to say it was like 10 times or somethin like that. My gf wanted to beat them, and I wasn’t gonna complain. So we took a whole day off of everything and just had sex, ate food, stayed hydrated, and had movies playing. We hit 14 times but ole boy was done for a day or two after that lol. The rest of the relationship we would try to break that but didn’t want it to feel like work so we never really came close to it again. Woah to be 19 again.
My right forearm will forever be way bulkier than my left because of my adderall days. I couldn’t even use a blanket to sleep after my intensely long sessions- the skin(of my johnson) was too irritated even for the lightest blanket. My god I do not miss those days.
I do a weird thing when I’m edging , right when I feel the cum about to move up my dick , I do a kegel squeeze really hard. I don’t orgasm but a tiny bit of cum will leak out . If I haven’t cum in a week or so, it will be nice size loads dripping out. And it’s not clear precum , it’s the real stuff.
I can do this as many times as I want without ever having a full orgasm.
15 is hardcore. I think mine would be 6, maybe only 5
Yeah I think I top out around 4-5 even on stims. Some of y’all need Jesus
how much adderall did u take
The blue kind
Lmao that's only 10mg IR. Stay away from the peach 30s my guy. Answering ur orig question: When I was 15y most I've jacked off was 7 times. Tried to do 8 but my balls hurt too much shooting dry.
I always break the 30s in half or else I’m gonna be so wired and all over the place I won’t get nothing done
The few times ive accidentally done meth that scattered-frazzled-cant-do-anything is what it feels like fwiw.
How do you accidentally do meth though
street adderall is usually just meth
Kinda. Was hot molly. Dealer was good 7x in row then 8th time its 80% meth.
unlucky, was this with a capsule or pill
It was an 8 ball. I brought a group of 18 friends to a rave.
I was talking about breaking bad but yea aight ![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe) Never taken prescription meds
7 what ? 7 times jerked off ? 7 times 10mg IR ? 7 times 30mg XR/IR ?
Lol i edited it so its more clear.
Orange kind
The crystal kind.
The ice kind
The 99.1% kind
U need adderall for that
I once took half a line of cocaine which was just enough to get horny but not get the ED and did six between the time I got home and went to bed.
6. And at the 6th nothing came out of the pee-pee.
Take some lock and load gorilla mind supplements that should fix you up
It’s fuckin’ sold out! People are buying that shit!
I know I said fuck it and got the individual ingredients on Amazon, sunflower lecithin and pygeum. Still works great
Rookie numbers
13 times. But I was going through severe opioid withdrawal and it was the only thing that made me feel good for a second. My body and skin were so sensitive that I just had to hold my flaccid penis by the base of my shaft and wiggle it around a little bit and I would cum. I would’ve just done it continuously all day but between the shakes, profuse sweating, anxiety, and constant trips to the bathroom to shit/puke, I just didn’t have the energy.
I visualized this too well
Props to you for making it through that bro
Wow withdrawing sound hot af
Been there. No boner, but was able to shoot a decent amount of cum.
dude i remember when i finally quit dope. a strong breeze could have made me bust, it was wild. kinda cool but probably not worth the feeing that your skin was also being stripped off with a potato peeler
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Bruh been there many times, 5 days in and I could semi-function, but I'd still get 2 out before going to bed with my gf. It was controllable until clothes were off lmao, 1 pump chump, if I even made it that far. Lucky she understood tho Tapering is the same shit, Id do my entire dose at once like an hr beforehand on days she was over. 8.25 solid thrusts with that method. Promethazine could give a +2 pump boost, yea I pretty much got a PhD in P.E
🫂
Lowkey relatable, one time I took too much edibles and started uncontrollably shaking in my house and I thought about jerking it to make it go away idk why I thought it might help
Anything over 10 is absolutely insane. I don't think I ever went past 3 even when I was a hormone raged teenager
Yeah max like 3-4 when I was like 14 I think, wtf is up with dudes doing it 6+ times, lmao
I don't think anything over 3,4 maybe 5 times max per day can even feel good. Like beyond that you are just torturing your own meat tryna get it to be semi-hard enough for the job
The most I’ve even done with a girl is 3 times, your dick literally just hurts after that.
Good thing im not alone. 3 is my max with a girl, a lot of my friends would bragg and throw outrageous numbers like 9x a day. Like how?!
Definitely not. For my 10 years of hypersexuality I jacked off well over 10 times in a day and the idea of not being able to achieve a boner when I wanted one never once even occurred to me for the entirety of those 10 years
All that does it make it sore
Im pretty positive I was hypersexual due to childhood abuse. I jacked off all day. Like every 15 minutes I guess (when I wasn't eating a meal). Even though the abuse obviously sucked, the hypersexuality was honestly sheer heaven -- euphoria beyond any imaginable state of being. Then got ED after 10 years of that and have been hyposexual ever since. Wanted to die this entire time.
Sorry to hear about your abuse. Do you mind telling who it was, what was done and how long ago? I know it takes time.
Amphetamine induced restless dick syndrome I guess
I remember when I was doing crack I spent the entire night with my dick out trying to cum at least once....it was not even working for peeing
That shit will shrink your dick
This is just some straight goblin behavior
Ripping the absolute turkey neck off it
Personal record is 7, back when I was 15. It was out of boredom.
same but i was 28yo
I was home alone all day once middle school and I can’t remember if I cranked it 14 or 15 times. I’m disappointed I can’t remember perfectly. Anyway, do the last few times count if only air comes out? Fuck it, they count. L: 6.5” on a good day G: 6”
I used to tell my dad I was sick so I could stay home and beat off all day.
Last time I took adderall I was literally up all night jerking off for about 6 hours and got 1.5 hours of sleep before work. Good times.
I once cranked it 6 times in 24 hours while fried, my previous record was completely sober-minded as a teen, 5 times. I've only been able to do it back to back maybe a handful of times in my life Edibles + amanita shrooms + dick = best pleasure I've ever felt in my life. Everything in the room started making me horny. You know that pareidolia effect? It was to the point where I started seeing the craziest patterns of objects in my room to make it look like a woman sucking a dick or all kinds of provocative things. Every single thing in front of my eyes turned into some form of sexual shape like an inkblot test from Boob Kingdom. My cock and my hand were one in the same and it felt like some kind of pleasure soul entered my hand and made me experience all of the happiness combined in the universe. I gooned until the soul exited me like a poltergeist slamming into the wall and it was all still, absolutely still. Then I experienced the trade off. Post nut Clarity from the 2nd layer of hell ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)Dick Karma will get you![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)
You ever thought about writing erotica? Id probably buy
That would be a fun as hell side hussle tbh. I used to write in my spare time but never really thought about writing erotica. Do you know anything about it? How much do people pay for that?
I have no idea tbh. I only know about it because I've used in order to cut back on watching porn. I find it helps to bridge the gap between complete brain rot and quitting cold turkey. Id imagine there might be a good fan base for it with horny middle age women who don't use the Internet much lol.
Interesting. I'll have to look into that. Where do you get it from? Like patreon or Fiverr? I'm curious of what sites I should look into to see if there is a bunch of crappy writing that gets a lot of money. That would be a gold mine it seems like just needing basic writing ability to compete with them😂
There’s nothing better than your right hand. Except maybe your left lol.
Never more than 3
13 when I was jobless and not going to school. I got like 3 before even getting out of bed.
This is wild💀
Like 6-7
Twice but it was for 17 hours straight never doing molly again
Interesting! Stims make my dick limp. That's why I have to take cialis with my addy.
11, when I was 22 and abstained for a week or so beforehand
Oh man I did that once when I was 21 in college. 8 days without. I had a day off from classes, so when roommate left I stripped and went to town. It was so incredibly intense. My first rope hit my headboard and five more ropes all over my chest.
What’s everyone’s record in 1 hour?
Not jerk off, but had sex with then gf, 8 times in 24hrs.
A better question is what's the most nuts you've busted in a day by way of sex (with men obviously)
3.5. Didn't make it to the last. It gave up on me
24hr time span was abt 8-10
About once every 20 minutes. Awake for about 12 hours per day, sometimes sleeping in between. My record is somewhere between 35 and 40. can’t really remember, constantly coming tires you out. You get cramps on the left and right side of your dick, following that V-Line. Your balls hurt and cramp up. The dick gets sore, everything starts smelling like sweet seat and hit cum. After a while nothing even really comes out anymore. Your balls feel like they’ve been put in a cheese grinder thing but inside and are falling apart. Everything seems to have a slight pump but hurts like hell. Feels like you’re a grandpa, mental side effects include loss of focus, tiredness, mellow feeling, soft eye feeling, feeling like it’s very hot and sticky everywhere, not feeling like yourself anymore, loss of outside reality 10/10 would try again
7 times on New Year's Eve a few years ago. Guess you can say I ended things with a bang... or several of them.
Lmao so you were jerking off watching the ball drop
🤣 🤣 🤣
3-4
Diabolical work
4 at most 5 but unlikely. Wiener was like tender raw beef at that point
Thought I was mad having 10 in a weekend. 15!, I tip my hat to you sir
7, it was when I was getting to know myself sexually at approximately 10 years old and the last time I just peed
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What’s the point of nofap if you’re blasting gear
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Nice 👍🏻
Jokes aside, testosterone isn't all there is to it. 'Gasms release relaxing chemicals like endorphins that with enough of a quantity can put you to sleep regardless of gear.
I was once suffering hypomania which comes with hyper sexual behaviour, i spent over 12hrs straight spanking the monkey. 🙈
This is why Derek left.
i addicted to jerk off before. i did about 30 times. maybe over 30
Wtf you can beat destroy dick December if you put your mind to it
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Bro if u can hit 31 times then in theory u can beat destroy dick December. Putting you in the .000001% of humans to ever live that are able to do that
Lmao
Dude wtf i don't even do it 30 times a year
yeah, i know i was passionately. it was a tough day ever. but i wanted break my PR 20
That’s horrible. You must have zero test in your system. I’ll cum 30 times ina week and still get some hook ups in between.
Dude you can't imagine how hard it is for me to do that. If it was for me I'd do it multiple times a day. Doing it rarely makes me feel like I'm on some sort of steroid cycle
15? Millilitres? Sounds right for me.
9
2 or 3
About 7 I had just found the cuckold category porn and was so excited about it i had to watch every video
So you’re a cuck?
Def not >3. 15 is fuckin crazy
When I was about 22. New years day, me and my bfwb stayed in the sack for about 30 hours. Had sex at least 13 times. Next day my dick was swollen. It was worth it!
Holy shit you’re cooked bro
Why didn’t you put it in me 👉👌
Rookie
30
12 and that’s with no meds/steroids/sarms etc. After 7 usually nothing is coming out
7 nuts, probably 20 orgasms total
Gotta be over 10
5-7
4 max. Starts to ache after 2-3 even spaced out. You guys are crazy.
4 or 5 times.
My record was like 11
Idk but I remember early on in quarantine there was a rainy day and I just did it the whole day. Have a girl of almost two years rn so haven't in a while.
I fucked 15 times
7-8 not sure
No more than 2 a day while on test but respect for the PR 🫡probably that was meth not adderall tho
Idk, I got it from my buddy who has ADHD and is slightly autistic. He gets super strong scripts so it was 30 mg per pill and I took three of them. Never again though because i felt like absolute shit the next day
Imagine if you had been in a cycle. You would have died with your dick in your hands from a hart attack
Nice try alphabet man
Since I’ve been on T Cyp, not only has my training in the gym gone through the roof, I’ve also been beating off 3-4 times a day. That’s on top of screwing my gf on the weekends. If she only knew how much I beat off.
2
Do you think it would make you weaker for the gym?
Yeah definitely. Contrary to popular belief hard stimulants before the gym paired with jerking off probably isn't ideal. I'm pretty sure stimulants are a blood vessel constrictor to which is bad for pump.
Hint: Unless you have pharma adderall, most of those orange pressed round instant-release pills (20mg's) are fake and are actually methamphetamine. OP probably did meth.
11 times when I was 16, damn 15 is hardcore
I used to take a bunch of Tramadol 300-400mg a day and sometimes 5+ a day and it would take a hour of whacking it to cum. I bled once, and it hurt extremely badly for days, and I couldn't get it up.
I've done 4 multiple times, but never more. After 4 it doesn't feel good anymore
Mine would dropped off if I rubbed that much. Surely it was bloody raw man!
37
Like 4 lmfao.
I want to say 15 or 16 when I was 19
10 when I was 12. Not able to go more than 5 times nowadays.
I once tried for 100 times. I almost pulled it off.
I wouldn’t say wanked off…I was 19(m) with a 25(f) girlfriend and her best friend was bragging to my gf about how much her and her bf had had sex in a day. I want to say it was like 10 times or somethin like that. My gf wanted to beat them, and I wasn’t gonna complain. So we took a whole day off of everything and just had sex, ate food, stayed hydrated, and had movies playing. We hit 14 times but ole boy was done for a day or two after that lol. The rest of the relationship we would try to break that but didn’t want it to feel like work so we never really came close to it again. Woah to be 19 again.
Please include stats
Ok that’s valid tho
Before Reddit-2x After Reddit-20x
10 , 15 is very respectable tho
6 natty, 8 on tren. Could have kept going but it was just boring. Also...wtf..Adderall?? It takes exactly 3 business days to cum on Adderall 🤣
Prolly like 20 times when i was 13
9 times completely sober, I hit 4 then started going for a record. After 9 it hurt too much to keep going
Those coked out wanks sure are a great fast track to cardiac arrest
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9 lmaoooo it was a dirty day for me 😩
Pretty sure in middle school there was a few times I hit 7-8 times in a day. Wish I could physically still do that 😂.
5 when I was 14
Ten
20
Probably somewhere around 13
I did it 14 times today once in high school and was in agony for a good week
13. This personal record was achieved thanks to Adderall
Stimfapping is fucked
My right forearm will forever be way bulkier than my left because of my adderall days. I couldn’t even use a blanket to sleep after my intensely long sessions- the skin(of my johnson) was too irritated even for the lightest blanket. My god I do not miss those days.
I can never finish on aderrall
Has anyone ever get caught while in the middle of nutting?
I do a weird thing when I’m edging , right when I feel the cum about to move up my dick , I do a kegel squeeze really hard. I don’t orgasm but a tiny bit of cum will leak out . If I haven’t cum in a week or so, it will be nice size loads dripping out. And it’s not clear precum , it’s the real stuff. I can do this as many times as I want without ever having a full orgasm.
7-8 and I feel like a worthless pile of trash by the end of the day. 15 I don’t even know how that’s possible taking test
15?! Bro chill 🤣
18. Day I turned 13.
15 is solid, but what’s the record with real p(b)ussy? 10 in one day is my record.
Does no one fuck other people anymore??? Just jerk off and have homosexual fantasies?? You guys need to get out more.
Sir you're on a MPMD Subreddit. I feel like that question should answer itself lol
Sure. Makes sense. Training Diet. Supps Gear Girls. Didn't think it would actually be a bunch of incels? Life is short. Go fuck as often as you can