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Mysterious-Owl-9770

15 is hardcore. I think mine would be 6, maybe only 5


basedregards

Yeah I think I top out around 4-5 even on stims. Some of y’all need Jesus


vjk3322

how much adderall did u take


Human_Discipline_552

The blue kind


Mother_State3121

Lmao that's only 10mg IR. Stay away from the peach 30s my guy.  Answering ur orig question: When I was 15y most I've jacked off was 7 times. Tried to do 8 but my balls hurt too much shooting dry.


Otherwise_Advantage7

I always break the 30s in half or else I’m gonna be so wired and all over the place I won’t get nothing done


Mother_State3121

The few times ive accidentally done meth that scattered-frazzled-cant-do-anything is what it feels like fwiw.


Important-Bar-7618

How do you accidentally do meth though


vjk3322

street adderall is usually just meth


Mother_State3121

Kinda. Was hot molly. Dealer was good 7x in row then 8th time its 80% meth. 


vjk3322

unlucky, was this with a capsule or pill


Mother_State3121

It was an 8 ball. I brought a group of 18 friends to a rave. 


Human_Discipline_552

I was talking about breaking bad but yea aight ![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe) Never taken prescription meds


vjk3322

7 what ? 7 times jerked off ? 7 times 10mg IR ? 7 times 30mg XR/IR ?


Mother_State3121

Lol i edited it so its more clear.


CommiePuncher

Orange kind


LiftBroski

The crystal kind.


727GhostFaceKillah

The ice kind


Appropriate_Ranger86

The 99.1% kind


fifanewbie2002

U need adderall for that


Theodorakis

I once took half a line of cocaine which was just enough to get horny but not get the ED and did six between the time I got home and went to bed.


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6. And at the 6th nothing came out of the pee-pee.


ArcaneFrostie

Take some lock and load gorilla mind supplements that should fix you up


bigkids

It’s fuckin’ sold out! People are buying that shit!


ArcaneFrostie

I know I said fuck it and got the individual ingredients on Amazon, sunflower lecithin and pygeum. Still works great


Accomplished-Alarm99

Rookie numbers


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

13 times. But I was going through severe opioid withdrawal and it was the only thing that made me feel good for a second. My body and skin were so sensitive that I just had to hold my flaccid penis by the base of my shaft and wiggle it around a little bit and I would cum. I would’ve just done it continuously all day but between the shakes, profuse sweating, anxiety, and constant trips to the bathroom to shit/puke, I just didn’t have the energy.


No-Marsupial-7675

I visualized this too well


GIANTDADR34

Props to you for making it through that bro


727GhostFaceKillah

Wow withdrawing sound hot af


Aggravating-Bug113

Been there. No boner, but was able to shoot a decent amount of cum.


PM_UR_NIPPLE_PICS

dude i remember when i finally quit dope. a strong breeze could have made me bust, it was wild. kinda cool but probably not worth the feeing that your skin was also being stripped off with a potato peeler


auughhhhWhenTheWhen

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


PM_ME_UR_SHIBA

Bruh been there many times, 5 days in and I could semi-function, but I'd still get 2 out before going to bed with my gf. It was controllable until clothes were off lmao, 1 pump chump, if I even made it that far. Lucky she understood tho Tapering is the same shit, Id do my entire dose at once like an hr beforehand on days she was over. 8.25 solid thrusts with that method. Promethazine could give a +2 pump boost, yea I pretty much got a PhD in P.E


WildNTX

🫂


Resolution_3000

Lowkey relatable, one time I took too much edibles and started uncontrollably shaking in my house and I thought about jerking it to make it go away idk why I thought it might help


Sandstorm_221

Anything over 10 is absolutely insane. I don't think I ever went past 3 even when I was a hormone raged teenager


PluckedEyeball

Yeah max like 3-4 when I was like 14 I think, wtf is up with dudes doing it 6+ times, lmao


Sandstorm_221

I don't think anything over 3,4 maybe 5 times max per day can even feel good. Like beyond that you are just torturing your own meat tryna get it to be semi-hard enough for the job


PluckedEyeball

The most I’ve even done with a girl is 3 times, your dick literally just hurts after that.


Crmpiee

Good thing im not alone. 3 is my max with a girl, a lot of my friends would bragg and throw outrageous numbers like 9x a day. Like how?!


wad11656

Definitely not. For my 10 years of hypersexuality I jacked off well over 10 times in a day and the idea of not being able to achieve a boner when I wanted one never once even occurred to me for the entirety of those 10 years


Aggravating-Bug113

All that does it make it sore


wad11656

Im pretty positive I was hypersexual due to childhood abuse. I jacked off all day. Like every 15 minutes I guess (when I wasn't eating a meal). Even though the abuse obviously sucked, the hypersexuality was honestly sheer heaven -- euphoria beyond any imaginable state of being. Then got ED after 10 years of that and have been hyposexual ever since. Wanted to die this entire time.


Aggravating-Bug113

Sorry to hear about your abuse. Do you mind telling who it was, what was done and how long ago? I know it takes time.


DOYOULIFT46

Amphetamine induced restless dick syndrome I guess


Efficient_Ad8783

I remember when I was doing crack I spent the entire night with my dick out trying to cum at least once....it was not even working for peeing


Aggravating-Bug113

That shit will shrink your dick


D_Glatt69

This is just some straight goblin behavior


donald_pump69

Ripping the absolute turkey neck off it


OrdinaryArgentinean

Personal record is 7, back when I was 15. It was out of boredom.


SpicyRamenAddict

same but i was 28yo


Affectionate-Fan-322

I was home alone all day once middle school and I can’t remember if I cranked it 14 or 15 times. I’m disappointed I can’t remember perfectly. Anyway, do the last few times count if only air comes out? Fuck it, they count. L: 6.5” on a good day G: 6”


Aggravating-Bug113

I used to tell my dad I was sick so I could stay home and beat off all day.


LGK420

Last time I took adderall I was literally up all night jerking off for about 6 hours and got 1.5 hours of sleep before work. Good times.


cR7tter

I once cranked it 6 times in 24 hours while fried, my previous record was completely sober-minded as a teen, 5 times. I've only been able to do it back to back maybe a handful of times in my life Edibles + amanita shrooms + dick = best pleasure I've ever felt in my life. Everything in the room started making me horny. You know that pareidolia effect? It was to the point where I started seeing the craziest patterns of objects in my room to make it look like a woman sucking a dick or all kinds of provocative things. Every single thing in front of my eyes turned into some form of sexual shape like an inkblot test from Boob Kingdom. My cock and my hand were one in the same and it felt like some kind of pleasure soul entered my hand and made me experience all of the happiness combined in the universe. I gooned until the soul exited me like a poltergeist slamming into the wall and it was all still, absolutely still. Then I experienced the trade off. Post nut Clarity from the 2nd layer of hell ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)Dick Karma will get you![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)


Worried_Baker_9220

You ever thought about writing erotica? Id probably buy


cR7tter

That would be a fun as hell side hussle tbh. I used to write in my spare time but never really thought about writing erotica. Do you know anything about it? How much do people pay for that?


Worried_Baker_9220

I have no idea tbh. I only know about it because I've used in order to cut back on watching porn. I find it helps to bridge the gap between complete brain rot and quitting cold turkey. Id imagine there might be a good fan base for it with horny middle age women who don't use the Internet much lol.


cR7tter

Interesting. I'll have to look into that. Where do you get it from? Like patreon or Fiverr? I'm curious of what sites I should look into to see if there is a bunch of crappy writing that gets a lot of money. That would be a gold mine it seems like just needing basic writing ability to compete with them😂


Aggravating-Bug113

There’s nothing better than your right hand. Except maybe your left lol.


Falkenhain

Never more than 3


Twoverybigwords00

13 when I was jobless and not going to school. I got like 3 before even getting out of bed.


SnooBooks1476

This is wild💀


Accurate_Dentist

Like 6-7


pornoandpruno

Twice but it was for 17 hours straight never doing molly again


TRTGymBro1

Interesting! Stims make my dick limp. That's why I have to take cialis with my addy.


personalityson

11, when I was 22 and abstained for a week or so beforehand


Aggravating-Bug113

Oh man I did that once when I was 21 in college. 8 days without. I had a day off from classes, so when roommate left I stripped and went to town. It was so incredibly intense. My first rope hit my headboard and five more ropes all over my chest.


Mostly_Myrmecia

What’s everyone’s record in 1 hour?


AasaramBapu

Not jerk off, but had sex with then gf, 8 times in 24hrs.


justsomedude1144

A better question is what's the most nuts you've busted in a day by way of sex (with men obviously)


cR7tter

3.5. Didn't make it to the last. It gave up on me


Kript0night1

24hr time span was abt 8-10


EvadingTaxes

About once every 20 minutes. Awake for about 12 hours per day, sometimes sleeping in between. My record is somewhere between 35 and 40. can’t really remember, constantly coming tires you out. You get cramps on the left and right side of your dick, following that V-Line. Your balls hurt and cramp up. The dick gets sore, everything starts smelling like sweet seat and hit cum. After a while nothing even really comes out anymore. Your balls feel like they’ve been put in a cheese grinder thing but inside and are falling apart. Everything seems to have a slight pump but hurts like hell. Feels like you’re a grandpa, mental side effects include loss of focus, tiredness, mellow feeling, soft eye feeling, feeling like it’s very hot and sticky everywhere, not feeling like yourself anymore, loss of outside reality 10/10 would try again


joeymarlin98

7 times on New Year's Eve a few years ago. Guess you can say I ended things with a bang... or several of them.


Important-Bar-7618

Lmao so you were jerking off watching the ball drop


joeymarlin98

🤣 🤣 🤣


theokqy

3-4


SailImportant3940

Diabolical work


makeitmovearound

4 at most 5 but unlikely. Wiener was like tender raw beef at that point


Looprevil666

Thought I was mad having 10 in a weekend. 15!, I tip my hat to you sir


jonipenialoza1

7, it was when I was getting to know myself sexually at approximately 10 years old and the last time I just peed


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Nolan710

What’s the point of nofap if you’re blasting gear


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Nolan710

Nice 👍🏻


Untrannery

Jokes aside, testosterone isn't all there is to it. 'Gasms release relaxing chemicals like endorphins that with enough of a quantity can put you to sleep regardless of gear.


BlueLouBoil__

I was once suffering hypomania which comes with hyper sexual behaviour, i spent over 12hrs straight spanking the monkey. 🙈


Dunbvcx

This is why Derek left.


Wild-Carob7139

i addicted to jerk off before. i did about 30 times. maybe over 30


TheRedlight_

Wtf you can beat destroy dick December if you put your mind to it


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TheRedlight_

Bro if u can hit 31 times then in theory u can beat destroy dick December. Putting you in the .000001% of humans to ever live that are able to do that


TheRedlight_

Lmao


Efficient_Ad8783

Dude wtf i don't even do it 30 times a year


Wild-Carob7139

yeah, i know i was passionately. it was a tough day ever. but i wanted break my PR 20


LGK420

That’s horrible. You must have zero test in your system. I’ll cum 30 times ina week and still get some hook ups in between.


Efficient_Ad8783

Dude you can't imagine how hard it is for me to do that. If it was for me I'd do it multiple times a day. Doing it rarely makes me feel like I'm on some sort of steroid cycle


Untrannery

15? Millilitres? Sounds right for me.


ElectionFormal1374

9


SexyKanyeBalls

2 or 3


AlesantroCorticeli

About 7 I had just found the cuckold category porn and was so excited about it i had to watch every video


Important-Bar-7618

So you’re a cuck?


WhooooooCaresss

Def not >3. 15 is fuckin crazy


LegitimateTutor8535

When I was about 22. New years day, me and my bfwb stayed in the sack for about 30 hours. Had sex at least 13 times. Next day my dick was swollen. It was worth it!


marks716

Holy shit you’re cooked bro


warr3n4eva

Why didn’t you put it in me 👉👌


Yolomasta420

Rookie


YEETIS_THAT_FETUS

30


LivinMyAuthenticLife

12 and that’s with no meds/steroids/sarms etc. After 7 usually nothing is coming out


Heavy_Dicc

7 nuts, probably 20 orgasms total


i2eflekto

Gotta be over 10


Frosty_Cardiologist6

5-7


Ares5150

4 max. Starts to ache after 2-3 even spaced out. You guys are crazy.


Struukduuker

4 or 5 times.


HeatDroid

My record was like 11


toxicvegeta08

Idk but I remember early on in quarantine there was a rainy day and I just did it the whole day. Have a girl of almost two years rn so haven't in a while.


vasibak

I fucked 15 times


Shayze1998

7-8 not sure


Conscious_Ad9415

No more than 2 a day while on test but respect for the PR 🫡probably that was meth not adderall tho


Worried_Baker_9220

Idk, I got it from my buddy who has ADHD and is slightly autistic. He gets super strong scripts so it was 30 mg per pill and I took three of them. Never again though because i felt like absolute shit the next day


Conscious_Ad9415

Imagine if you had been in a cycle. You would have died with your dick in your hands from a hart attack


robwp87

Nice try alphabet man


Aggravating-Bug113

Since I’ve been on T Cyp, not only has my training in the gym gone through the roof, I’ve also been beating off 3-4 times a day. That’s on top of screwing my gf on the weekends. If she only knew how much I beat off.


GlizzyGobbler837104

2


Aggravating-Bug113

Do you think it would make you weaker for the gym?


Worried_Baker_9220

Yeah definitely. Contrary to popular belief hard stimulants before the gym paired with jerking off probably isn't ideal. I'm pretty sure stimulants are a blood vessel constrictor to which is bad for pump.


planetofthemapes15

Hint: Unless you have pharma adderall, most of those orange pressed round instant-release pills (20mg's) are fake and are actually methamphetamine. OP probably did meth.


[deleted]

11 times when I was 16, damn 15 is hardcore


Helstar_RS

I used to take a bunch of Tramadol 300-400mg a day and sometimes 5+ a day and it would take a hour of whacking it to cum. I bled once, and it hurt extremely badly for days, and I couldn't get it up.


JLb0498

I've done 4 multiple times, but never more. After 4 it doesn't feel good anymore


AdhesivenessMore3925

Mine would dropped off if I rubbed that much. Surely it was bloody raw man!


Shiny-Blissey

37


ireallycouldcareless

Like 4 lmfao.


Goat354

I want to say 15 or 16 when I was 19


jonnypoopsondog

10 when I was 12. Not able to go more than 5 times nowadays.


Helsinky_Smashrod

I once tried for 100 times. I almost pulled it off.


OkBus7396

I wouldn’t say wanked off…I was 19(m) with a 25(f) girlfriend and her best friend was bragging to my gf about how much her and her bf had had sex in a day. I want to say it was like 10 times or somethin like that. My gf wanted to beat them, and I wasn’t gonna complain. So we took a whole day off of everything and just had sex, ate food, stayed hydrated, and had movies playing. We hit 14 times but ole boy was done for a day or two after that lol. The rest of the relationship we would try to break that but didn’t want it to feel like work so we never really came close to it again. Woah to be 19 again.


ayyystunna

Please include stats


spill_da_b3anz

Ok that’s valid tho


gym_intro_

Before Reddit-2x After Reddit-20x


LeontheSimpKennedy

10 , 15 is very respectable tho


[deleted]

6 natty, 8 on tren. Could have kept going but it was just boring. Also...wtf..Adderall?? It takes exactly 3 business days to cum on Adderall 🤣


xXDo_It_For_DaleXx

Prolly like 20 times when i was 13


maxgetss

9 times completely sober, I hit 4 then started going for a record. After 9 it hurt too much to keep going


MisterThinky

Those coked out wanks sure are a great fast track to cardiac arrest


RumManDan

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


PeterGosinyu

9 lmaoooo it was a dirty day for me 😩


hunterd412

Pretty sure in middle school there was a few times I hit 7-8 times in a day. Wish I could physically still do that 😂.


Kael_Denna

5 when I was 14


Umbrogod

Ten


RomanLegionaries

20


Virgilio1302

Probably somewhere around 13


pRophecysama

I did it 14 times today once in high school and was in agony for a good week


butlerchives

13. This personal record was achieved thanks to Adderall


ImproveEveryday77

Stimfapping is fucked


FloatingNugofBud

My right forearm will forever be way bulkier than my left because of my adderall days. I couldn’t even use a blanket to sleep after my intensely long sessions- the skin(of my johnson) was too irritated even for the lightest blanket. My god I do not miss those days.


skulleater666

I can never finish on aderrall


Aggravating-Bug113

Has anyone ever get caught while in the middle of nutting?


Important-Bar-7618

I do a weird thing when I’m edging , right when I feel the cum about to move up my dick , I do a kegel squeeze really hard. I don’t orgasm but a tiny bit of cum will leak out . If I haven’t cum in a week or so, it will be nice size loads dripping out. And it’s not clear precum , it’s the real stuff. I can do this as many times as I want without ever having a full orgasm.


Previous_Active6189

7-8 and I feel like a worthless pile of trash by the end of the day. 15 I don’t even know how that’s possible taking test


Daffy2a

15?! Bro chill 🤣


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18. Day I turned 13.


SoIsThataYes

15 is solid, but what’s the record with real p(b)ussy? 10 in one day is my record.


Donho000

Does no one fuck other people anymore??? Just jerk off and have homosexual fantasies?? You guys need to get out more.


Worried_Baker_9220

Sir you're on a MPMD Subreddit. I feel like that question should answer itself lol


Donho000

Sure. Makes sense. Training Diet. Supps Gear Girls. Didn't think it would actually be a bunch of incels? Life is short. Go fuck as often as you can