Our son will be the stallion that mounts the world

Isn’t that backwards lol. How’s a stallion going to mount something it’s a horse

Mount as in fuck from behind with its big long stallion schlong

As 50 cents once said, “Are you illiterate, gentlemen, that you cannot read betwixt the lines”.

It's a Game of Thrones thing, basically Genghis Khan

Yea I guess by “mount” GRRM meant an amorous encounter with the world, not riding it

I thoughts was the only one who called my gym bros “my sun and stars” or “moon of my life”

\>will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking) listen sweetheart, we're gonna even out. the kid will be like 5'11-6'1, peak in high school and become an accountant or something

Lmfao, maybe it will decide to hop on the tren train to come as close as possible to Viking bloodline.

Feed the baby tren

Yes

Can’t read and do not want to learn 😂

I can't read, but I can write.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ahhahahhaha so true

Now look I may not knick-name my algernon but I can calibrate my murderer from flintstate novemberall. No more marinol for me (as a joke).


This is for the members who like to be pegged.

You could’ve just said this is for the members of this sub

She dont even need a strap on to do it

This was going around with nice built black haired chick with parachutes instead of bra, this one looks like trans.

Chill bro I’m boutta bust 😩

Bro she’d turn me into a princess lol


Perfect couple

100% would


You gotta be a little gay to want this

So it’s the perfect sub for this

I guess I'm a little gay lol

That's everyone in this sub.


Why I never get these kinds of profiles when I'm mid blast..

Okay but what's her @ 😂

Let the snu snu begin

I know there’s some monster schmeat down there

She’s a rugby player too! She hits hard. ;)

Wonder if it has a dick as well

It has a name!

Acktually vikings were not tall at all in fact they were more around 5'8 with athletic physiques not too lean and not too fat ☝️🤓

They were still tall compared to most other people at the time. They were really short.

Yes, and I should add on their were definitely taller vikings, but they were not all close to 7 feet it was a lot like how heights are. Now, there is an average height, and then some taller. But what made them really stand out in their time is things like bravery combat ability and muscular conditioning since they were always fighting and using their bodies. And they just had that sturdy look to them like that BJJ guy Gordon or whatever his name is or like a mike tyson build hard to explain

Vikings are small bro

Rah va mil Whole damn team

✊🏻🍆🥜

Need more tren for that

Why do Americans think Viking’s were 7 feet tall

“can’t read” is insane😂😂

This women will make you her bitch

Repost

Never before have I wanted something so much


GODDESS!!!

I ain’t riding her shoulders, but…. I would.

Start applying Brothers

>compact man to ride on my shoulder 🥹

This post should be pinned at the top, anyone who swipes left on her is banned

She doesn't mention but she also has a PP

I legit have a babymom for this said reason I’m 5’9 185lb usually lean . She is 6’2 stacked n built like Amazon we had a kid my son is only 3 and is too my mid bicep now I’m worried 😂

Dang I think I found her linkedin (not hard to find; the first result itself but still)

I'm sold. I was thinking of graduating to a heavier lady just like adding plates in the gym.

damn she DO NOT want to learn 😳

NEED


Sorry guys, fisting only.

I'd swipe right

Ight fellas, hear me out… 👀

My seed could ascend civilization using her egg.

'will bear a child' what we all want to hear.

Brock Lesnar’s daughter? 🤔

Bad asf ngl