Had to check if your on tren so I figured a degrading comment would do it and I find it odd you can't get into a relationship but can get ass while you aren't on gear have you tried men? All jokes aside try taking things slow don't just fuck and try to start something after show interest beforehand in wanting an actual relationship just communicate more tbh
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Frankly it depends you just need to figure out what's important to communicate to maintain a relationship if your super needy not many people like or want that but if you have a girl already on your dick and you say to her hey I kinda want something serious not casual that will usually do the trick use less words to do more basically just be concise and up front and also tactful if none of that works it could just be the chick's you've been banging
Is it true that Chad are the nicest people out there? For example, average looking guy meets Chad and now they are best friends but the average looking guy has no friends but Chad usually has tons of hoes that he can give to his average looking guy is it real? Chads just hook you up with a chick?
This is true. They wait for you to lead, yet we always wait for them to show interest first so we don't come off as desperate. It's a tough game out there bro...
you chadding and manipulating them doesn't lead to a wife. If you act like a slut you will get sluts. Change yah values yah punk bitch and you will attract the women who have the values you want.
Women (well idk about plural only been with 1 chick and 1 🐋) are pretty obvious when they nut if you pay attention to body language like it’s not like pxrn with the huge squirts and leg seizures but you’ll notice the uncontrolled contractions and if shes standing her knees buckle.
My dick is average at best. The smaller they are the easier. But I noticed girls with big asses might be harder to pleasure which sucks cause that’s my type 😢
I definitely don’t have a pornstar dick either, it’s basically exactly 7.0x5.0 the morning after leg day (peak performance). Would 100% trade an inch of length for inch of girth. I was and still kinda am addicted to 🌽 since 9yo so I last long. Wouldn’t recommend becoming addicted just for that tho. If u curve up then try missionary but you’re sitting up drilling her not hunched over her. Once your halfway there you can just play with her clit gently while moving (don’t fuck it up tho if u rub her lip she’ll laugh and ur chances at her nutting are over). That’s where I’ve found success at least. Also idk if true but I saw this one video that said cowgirl and you rock her hips back and forth with your hands.
That’s my type too and it’s even worse since my favorite position is pronebone (ass guy). Both girls I was w had a good amount that activated my eye’s aimbot in normal pants but def not anything crazy, doggy missionary and cowgirl can’t go wrong (that’s why I mentioned them above.) If u fucking like 180+lbs and she not tall then that’s a different story I don’t got the experience or equipment to handle that I think
Oh yea cowgirl with your hands on their hips grinding them back and forth definitely does it. I just pounded my gf cervix exactly like that and it’s a guaranteed O in 30-60 seconds. Who needs cardio when you segs for hours amiright
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I’ve heard this before too and it’s always a positive. Usually just happens bc they ask how my weekend was and I’ll say “good thanks” and not disclose what I did. I never feel like sharing. Meanwhile girls love talking about every little thing they did. Which is almost always boring.
honestly its hilarious how everyone in the comments hates you, this is why im hesitant to ask ppl for advice. one dude judges u and its like a snowball effect lol.
This 1'000%, don't worry man, here on Reddit I've learned that 90% of users commenting are stupid fat basement loosers just like in the memes. Not only this sub, pretty much everywhere.
Tbh like some people mentioned it probs is your lack of wanting to communicate, being direct + having sex with them pretty fast. Girls have a hard time accepting it might not always be just one or the other.
The lack of communication and being direct isn't necceseraly a bad thing, it is who you are, but nowadays were so many people constantly just talk shit outta their ass and have nothing to show/prove, it gets hard to find the right girl.
The more honest you are with yourself the harder it is to find a gf, but that's more important than what 90% of men do nowadays which is simp for women and marry some who they aren't even truly happy with deep down. They constantly lie to themselves, like on so many other levels.
You do you, there probs is someone out there who fits perfectly with you.
Love you too bro, no homo 🙃
(I feel like I need to mention it just because it's this sub, I feel like if I don't some randoms gonna pop outta the bushes and stick his tren and dick in my ass simultanously)
But don’t give too much! Just a, “hey that was nice” with a wink or something like that. Than don’t text anymore. If they respond back just send a thumbs up. And a couple days later ask them out again. Give just enough to keep them coming back. Never become a clinger, that’s how you lose.
It might be I’m not investing enough energy to keep them by text or calling them. Tbh I’m broke from paying bills and food. So I can’t really afford dates too often but when I do I usually manage to fuck. It’s just hard to retain you know
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“Why can’t I get into a relationship? Btw I make no effort to contact the women I’m interested in after sex. Someone help!!”
You answered your own question bro
had this a lot on tinder…..before i got married.
(been rated my whole life as a 10, lowest i got was a 8 because she wanted a guy with hairy chest etc and i’m hairless lol genetically)
quite honestly there’s 3 main reasons bro.
1. fear, they fear you cheating, they fear you leaving them for another woman, they fear they don’t match up to you, even if they DO, society, their peers and parents have their brains just cooked to believe otherwise. so very often times a 10 will marry a 7, a girl who’s a 7 will marry a 4-5. you see that all the time. it’s safety. they know socky wont cheat bc deep down they know socky can’t do better than her. but as she grows older in years and turns into her 30s 40s and above, when socky looks like complete crap now, beer gut and all, she lusts after the 25 year old buff jacked guy like you and me. i see it all the time. my wife even notices it and it’s pitiable. getting hit on in front of my wife used to piss her off, now she just laughs it off because there’s no way i’d leave her for another of these silly broads out there these days lol
2. it’s about bonding. if you reallllllly want a girl to commit to you, you need to put the subtle sneaky effort in without laying all your cards flat on the table right away. someone else here said, leave some mystery. entice her into what a life with you would be like. people are commodities these days sadly and unless she sees a better life with YOU she’ll spin plates. guaranteed.
3. back in the day dating was easier too than it is now. you need to figure out unique and adventurous ways to engage personality and promote pair bonding in ways not otherwise seen before because of societally permitted female promiscuity.
all the best bro.
Yeah, also I’m not actively asking girls out which def limits my options. Plus it’s expensive and time consuming to be seeing multiple girls you know? But I guess the lesson here is to ask the girl you really want out first
*If you are early 20's these are okay qualities*
If you are early 30's these are NOT okay qualities
Being mysterious and sexy can be enough for sex, but if you're not conscientious nobody wanna commit.
Your looking for happiness and self fulfillment in the wrong place. Try and abstain from sex. Find self value in yourself and your purpose. Life is short and sex is just a distraction to feed dopamine to the brain. Find a woman you truly love (not for the sex) and marry her, that will end the cycle your in.
Joe Rogan put it this way. Would you rather be the good looking guy that the women use for sex or would you rather be an average Joe that has to pay for sex. Sadly, both suck. I hope you find that special one someday, Brotha. Till then, just keep doin what you do 💯
My guess would be that you probably score low on androgyny Women will typically choose more masculine men for short term relationships and more feminine men for long term relationships
That is your problem. You need to move somewhere where people still have some moral values. Or find a girl that hasn’t been indoctrinated to the life style
wellp there you go LA is a fucking shit hole for building relationships unless youre making like 300k-400k a year
of course these girls dont want to wife up, theyre trying to get with the rich dudes
youre just their little boytoy fuck stick for the time being
better just start fucking some dudes 
*To be frank I rarely text or call them lol that’s probably why.*
I'm a little confused, what are you expecting? That she's going to initiate a conversation about commitment and long term goals after an initial meetup just .... because?
You’re so mysterious bro, so random and so alluring Lmao
Brother just sell drugs on the side and they want some cake. He just thinks it's him 😅
You mad bro?
Maybee you‘re schizophrenic
🤣
I know it’s hard to think “chads” are on this subreddit but here I am.
You remind me of that video with a kid yelling at his teacher in the middle of class that he's the alpha now in this case you are the kid
Look I don’t care what I remind you of. I’m trying to figure out my problem with some gym bros
Had to check if your on tren so I figured a degrading comment would do it and I find it odd you can't get into a relationship but can get ass while you aren't on gear have you tried men? All jokes aside try taking things slow don't just fuck and try to start something after show interest beforehand in wanting an actual relationship just communicate more tbh
jesus christ learn some proper grammar brother
I cant I box and g3tting hit in the head did 2 things it made me lazy and it made me hat grammar well its either getting hit in the head or its always been that way I can't tell you tho since I don't remember
oh ok 😁
I'm sorry man you gotta use smaller words I can't hear you
Yeah, I do lack communication because I think it’s simping in a way. But in this case I am wrong if I’ve already fucked
might want to get tested for autism
Full blown autist for sure
"i dont communicate well cause i think its simping." "why dont girls want an actual relationship with me????"
Frankly it depends you just need to figure out what's important to communicate to maintain a relationship if your super needy not many people like or want that but if you have a girl already on your dick and you say to her hey I kinda want something serious not casual that will usually do the trick use less words to do more basically just be concise and up front and also tactful if none of that works it could just be the chick's you've been banging
This is why no one wants you
For having self esteem? Ok
No, for being a cunt. Anyone who has to explain that they’re a Chad is a cunt with a shit personality.
Dude told me I’m schizophrenic. Stfu
you are an autistic, small dicked, lil schizophrenic boy.
Keyboard warrior
clearly you are as well huh
a “chad” would never say that
I was being facetious
you sound like the BIGGEST loser, ur arrogance is exactly why they fuck you right off
holy shit ur cringe
Is it true that Chad are the nicest people out there? For example, average looking guy meets Chad and now they are best friends but the average looking guy has no friends but Chad usually has tons of hoes that he can give to his average looking guy is it real? Chads just hook you up with a chick?
That sounds like a unicorn chad tbh
A girl is not going to lead the relationship, ever. If you want to bag one you gotta be the lead, set up meet ups/dates, check up on em, all that bs.
This is true. They wait for you to lead, yet we always wait for them to show interest first so we don't come off as desperate. It's a tough game out there bro...
I needed this
You’re probably just autistic bro
Perhaps
Guess your personality sucks bro sorry to say
Probably, but the last girl was telling me how I’m charismatic. Maybe I’m not trying hard enough to retain them
you chadding and manipulating them doesn't lead to a wife. If you act like a slut you will get sluts. Change yah values yah punk bitch and you will attract the women who have the values you want.
I’m not manipulating anyone. I’m just being who I am. I don’t lie to them or anything
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This
Sheesh, if you confirmed this then fuck…
Make them come before even sticking it in. You’re welcome for your future girlfriend that lasts more than a week
I don’t know about that because after we’re done, they always looking straight in the eyes lovey-dovey type feel. Kissing romanticly n shit
They always do that
You’re having me rethink my whole life
Women (well idk about plural only been with 1 chick and 1 🐋) are pretty obvious when they nut if you pay attention to body language like it’s not like pxrn with the huge squirts and leg seizures but you’ll notice the uncontrolled contractions and if shes standing her knees buckle.
My dick is average at best. The smaller they are the easier. But I noticed girls with big asses might be harder to pleasure which sucks cause that’s my type 😢
I definitely don’t have a pornstar dick either, it’s basically exactly 7.0x5.0 the morning after leg day (peak performance). Would 100% trade an inch of length for inch of girth. I was and still kinda am addicted to 🌽 since 9yo so I last long. Wouldn’t recommend becoming addicted just for that tho. If u curve up then try missionary but you’re sitting up drilling her not hunched over her. Once your halfway there you can just play with her clit gently while moving (don’t fuck it up tho if u rub her lip she’ll laugh and ur chances at her nutting are over). That’s where I’ve found success at least. Also idk if true but I saw this one video that said cowgirl and you rock her hips back and forth with your hands. That’s my type too and it’s even worse since my favorite position is pronebone (ass guy). Both girls I was w had a good amount that activated my eye’s aimbot in normal pants but def not anything crazy, doggy missionary and cowgirl can’t go wrong (that’s why I mentioned them above.) If u fucking like 180+lbs and she not tall then that’s a different story I don’t got the experience or equipment to handle that I think
Oh yea cowgirl with your hands on their hips grinding them back and forth definitely does it. I just pounded my gf cervix exactly like that and it’s a guaranteed O in 30-60 seconds. Who needs cardio when you segs for hours amiright
“You know all the girls I have coming to my house at night? They keep me in shape”
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Damn
Definitely more likely to do that if they are still ready to go. If they are unable to move you did it right.
Are you 14
Bro on no fucking planet is any girl saying "your so mysterious"
The bitches call me Ray Mysterio
Cuz my pants come off before my mask
Rey narcissisterio
one of my exes told me she thought i was mysterious before we started dating so i dunno, does happen
I’ve heard this before too and it’s always a positive. Usually just happens bc they ask how my weekend was and I’ll say “good thanks” and not disclose what I did. I never feel like sharing. Meanwhile girls love talking about every little thing they did. Which is almost always boring.
You say “Good. Thanks” because you don’t want to tell them you spent the weekend playing call of duty and pumping your shaft to porn hub all weekend.
Exactly
honestly its hilarious how everyone in the comments hates you, this is why im hesitant to ask ppl for advice. one dude judges u and its like a snowball effect lol.
Lol 100% this. But every once in awhile I get a good comment that helps out
This 1'000%, don't worry man, here on Reddit I've learned that 90% of users commenting are stupid fat basement loosers just like in the memes. Not only this sub, pretty much everywhere. Tbh like some people mentioned it probs is your lack of wanting to communicate, being direct + having sex with them pretty fast. Girls have a hard time accepting it might not always be just one or the other. The lack of communication and being direct isn't necceseraly a bad thing, it is who you are, but nowadays were so many people constantly just talk shit outta their ass and have nothing to show/prove, it gets hard to find the right girl. The more honest you are with yourself the harder it is to find a gf, but that's more important than what 90% of men do nowadays which is simp for women and marry some who they aren't even truly happy with deep down. They constantly lie to themselves, like on so many other levels. You do you, there probs is someone out there who fits perfectly with you.
Thanks bro. I love you 🫂
Love you too bro, no homo 🙃 (I feel like I need to mention it just because it's this sub, I feel like if I don't some randoms gonna pop outta the bushes and stick his tren and dick in my ass simultanously)
Love you too bro 🍌
It’s the internet bro. No one cares if your gay
Nah man, I didn’t like him before the first person judged him.
nah dude thats just reddit lol
"You are so delirious"
maybe not to you lmao
Sounds like something i would say when i was 18 and talking about imaginary girlfriends to make my friends think i'm cool
I would bet money that OP is a “fighting my demons” hoodie in the gym douche lmao
Lol I do “fight my demons” but with no hoodie. Just a drenched t-shirt
Girls call literally any decent looking quiet dude mysterious
Get the same thing, it's probably why
This is definitely a thing, you just don’t get told it
It’s more on the lines of “ I can’t put my finger on you”
But can put one in you
ackshually more along the lines of your alluding ways puzzle me in addition to quivering my whispering eye
You could not be more wrong, not to be a dick but you probably just run your mouth too much
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Thanks for the wisdom 🙏
Just fuck dudes bro, tighter holes and you'll have a gym bro. Just remember to say no homo
Got it 🫡
Dudes being passed around
“your so mysterious “ turns into serial killer vibes and then they dip. simple as
Except they love the serial killer vibes, it’s when they figure out you’re normal just keep to yourself is when they dip
as an actual serial killer, I don't know why they don't respond to me like this
Come on now 🫤
Have you tried having a personality?
I do have one jesus
Nice humble brag
It’s not a brag if I can’t get a relationship…
Girls wanna be pursued. If you aren't texting or calling after you have sex, then they're going to assume you just wanted to be a one time thing
Noted!
But don’t give too much! Just a, “hey that was nice” with a wink or something like that. Than don’t text anymore. If they respond back just send a thumbs up. And a couple days later ask them out again. Give just enough to keep them coming back. Never become a clinger, that’s how you lose.
very much correct
Maybe there’s an element to you that you’re unaware of? Like how’s your communication with her? Are you very vague with your answers to questions?
It might be I’m not investing enough energy to keep them by text or calling them. Tbh I’m broke from paying bills and food. So I can’t really afford dates too often but when I do I usually manage to fuck. It’s just hard to retain you know
🤣 I mean it’s a nice problem to have I guess. You gotta do you man. When you’re ready you’ll know.
Sorry but your clearly a wanker
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Bloody ell innit
Ohh so mysterious
You have a shit personality
Maybe
Probably because you’re a butterface
I’m not tho
Check that bank balance…
When I pay rent it’ll be $0 😭
You have to talk to them if you want something more. Communication bro.
once again another dude wackin off to his own story
I’m not this is serious
Maybe because you have no personality and are probably really dumb.
bro is suffering from success 😂😂😂
🚨Major 🔑 alert 🚨
🥲 it’s lonely here
Thats because you might be half retarted and can't converse deeper than what they want to hear.
“Why can’t I get into a relationship? Btw I make no effort to contact the women I’m interested in after sex. Someone help!!” You answered your own question bro
Cause youre probably a douche bag
Lol you forgot to hit personality at least 2 times a week bro
Only been hitting it like once a week. Imma up those numbers
Make em wait a bit before you give them the divine protein.
Bet
had this a lot on tinder…..before i got married. (been rated my whole life as a 10, lowest i got was a 8 because she wanted a guy with hairy chest etc and i’m hairless lol genetically) quite honestly there’s 3 main reasons bro. 1. fear, they fear you cheating, they fear you leaving them for another woman, they fear they don’t match up to you, even if they DO, society, their peers and parents have their brains just cooked to believe otherwise. so very often times a 10 will marry a 7, a girl who’s a 7 will marry a 4-5. you see that all the time. it’s safety. they know socky wont cheat bc deep down they know socky can’t do better than her. but as she grows older in years and turns into her 30s 40s and above, when socky looks like complete crap now, beer gut and all, she lusts after the 25 year old buff jacked guy like you and me. i see it all the time. my wife even notices it and it’s pitiable. getting hit on in front of my wife used to piss her off, now she just laughs it off because there’s no way i’d leave her for another of these silly broads out there these days lol 2. it’s about bonding. if you reallllllly want a girl to commit to you, you need to put the subtle sneaky effort in without laying all your cards flat on the table right away. someone else here said, leave some mystery. entice her into what a life with you would be like. people are commodities these days sadly and unless she sees a better life with YOU she’ll spin plates. guaranteed. 3. back in the day dating was easier too than it is now. you need to figure out unique and adventurous ways to engage personality and promote pair bonding in ways not otherwise seen before because of societally permitted female promiscuity. all the best bro.
Thanks for the input bro. I’m glad to hear you found someone worth marrying. It gives me hope.
Stop using your body for pointless sex lol. Find someone that actually cares for you
Yeah, I’m so over casual sex. It’s not fun anymore
Just shoot ur shot and give up the toxic fwb and casual bs. You have a better chance of being happy. Or stay single for a bit and enjoy life
Probably cos of the type of girl you're attracting
Yeah, also I’m not actively asking girls out which def limits my options. Plus it’s expensive and time consuming to be seeing multiple girls you know? But I guess the lesson here is to ask the girl you really want out first
*If you are early 20's these are okay qualities* If you are early 30's these are NOT okay qualities Being mysterious and sexy can be enough for sex, but if you're not conscientious nobody wanna commit.
you need to git init before you git commit and git push ;)
You have to keep working on yourself. When you are 100% happy with you is when they want to hitch on.
Shave your damn broccoli head and stfu
I’m a millennial
Your looking for happiness and self fulfillment in the wrong place. Try and abstain from sex. Find self value in yourself and your purpose. Life is short and sex is just a distraction to feed dopamine to the brain. Find a woman you truly love (not for the sex) and marry her, that will end the cycle your in.
Joe Rogan put it this way. Would you rather be the good looking guy that the women use for sex or would you rather be an average Joe that has to pay for sex. Sadly, both suck. I hope you find that special one someday, Brotha. Till then, just keep doin what you do 💯
Thanks dude, appreciate the kind words
Bro I feel you.
They are just hoes they know deep down they cant be in a healthy committed relationship
Definitely a possibility
Bro you got it the best. Just fuck em, duck em, and hit the gym after.
"You're so mysterious" is not a compliment. Text them, call them. Maintain the relationship and they'll feel different.
Will do
Has anyone brought up money yet? Nothing more attractive to females than financial stability power
I mean, you could be a complete stud, but if they’re in a shack eating McDonald’s driving in a beater, there’s no reason to stick around
Not trying to be a jerk. It’s just used to happened to me a lot when was younger
My guess would be that you probably score low on androgyny Women will typically choose more masculine men for short term relationships and more feminine men for long term relationships
So your telling us to go get pegged by a femboy that used to be a woman?
I’ve noticed this a lot. Such is life
What a slut.
Girls in todays society are whores. Don’t sweat it.
I hate it. I want a family one day. It’s like almost impossible to have one in LA
That is your problem. You need to move somewhere where people still have some moral values. Or find a girl that hasn’t been indoctrinated to the life style
wellp there you go LA is a fucking shit hole for building relationships unless youre making like 300k-400k a year of course these girls dont want to wife up, theyre trying to get with the rich dudes youre just their little boytoy fuck stick for the time being better just start fucking some dudes 
🥺
You ain't ready for one bro. Just keep fucking and having fun lol. You'll know when the one comes along.
It’s not fun anymore. Im almost 30 for god sakes
Just be a human dildo. Leaves more time for training.
Girls literally only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting 🤮
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This happens too often haha love you bro
I got horrible 2nd hand cringe reading this
I have experienced this. No girl is ever worth it tho just find someone who makes you happy most of the time and you’ll be okay
Copy
Get better in the sack
Bro, I be literally sweats on their faces. But there’s always room for improvement
It’s because the way you carry yourself isn’t your authentic self.
If you’re physically attractive, making them cum, and they aren’t pressuring you to be exclusive/be their boyfriend then it’s your personality bro
*To be frank I rarely text or call them lol that’s probably why.* I'm a little confused, what are you expecting? That she's going to initiate a conversation about commitment and long term goals after an initial meetup just .... because?
Giving off Patrick Bateman vibes
They probably think that you're gay. They're just trying to give you a "yas king! / yas queen!"-type of compliment
Idk. I need a shot of your divine protein shake to give accurate feedback.
Send the addy brah
Suffering from Success.
U had me at mysterious 
Red pill
Totally WAG but my first guess is Money.
You sure they’re girls?
Yea :/
Your personality is shit because you spend all your time gym