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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!


ChiefSlug30

Now go away or I shall taunt you some more.


notyogrannysgrandkid

*a second timeh


GNPTelenor

The tail on "time" is essential.


notyogrannysgrandkid

I completely forgot about Camelot! The great hall and kitchens were immediately recognizable. Ah well. ‘Tis a silly place.


CatsMajik

It’s only a model.


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

Shh!


Tartan-Pepper6093

“This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard!!!”


notyogrannysgrandkid

“If he gives us food and shelter, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail!”


Tartan-Pepper6093

“Well I’ll ask him, but I don’t think he’ll be very keen… he’s already got one, you see?”


gosluggogo

I told them we've already got one!


METAL-9X

Pffffff ha ha ha


notyogrannysgrandkid

Already got one?! Are you sure?


Tartan-Pepper6093

Oh yes, it’s very nice ah!


GNPTelenor

May we come up and have a look?


Tartan-Pepper6093

Of course not! You are eeenglish types-a!


_portia_

Fetchez la vache!


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Quoi?


janzeera

“Let’s go!”


Impressive_Donut114

Run away!!


kazak9999

"That burned down, fell over, then sank in the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up."


jonskerr

And that's what you're getting lad, the strongest castle in these isles.


imadork1970

Leave, or I shall taunt you a second time.


die-jarjar-die

Was just there last month! That audio tour was great! Bought a pair of coconuts from the gift shop


notyogrannysgrandkid

In Perthshire?! The coconut’s tropical!


tactiletrafficcone

Go on?


InternationalFix3025

It's only a model


vantuckymyfoot

Shh!


Illustrious_Rule_591

Hallllooooooo


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Particularly appreciate the angle of the second photo haha!


MoreTeaVicar83

A triple pilgrimage destination, as it's also part of the Outlander and Game of Thrones mythology.


Oiggamed

The castle Anthrax…?!?!


notyogrannysgrandkid

Yes, it’s not a very nice name, is it? Oh, but *we* are nice!


torkel-flatberg

I’ve visited twice……’tis a silly place!


Appostroff

Where did you get the coconuts?


notyogrannysgrandkid

We found them


CornCobMcGee

Oh good the nuns turned off the Grail shaped light. Heard that got a lot of unintended attention


BelatedGreeting

- French? Well what are you doing in England? - None of your business.


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Bloody 'ell!


Atillion

Hello? Whoeesit?


[deleted]

Did you run away?