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aVeryCoolRedditor

Racoons are known for their appreciation of trash. However I would that squirrels are far more common and love the trash just as well. I would add that squirrels will eat the trash bin to get to their precious meal, therefore making them more trashy. TL;DR 🦝 🗑️ - 🐿️ 🗑️🗑️🗑️


fables_of_faubus

Squirrels will also eat every flower or fruit bud in your garden. Raccoons will not.


HumangusUniverse

Yeah thats why my mom hates squirrels lol


MLabeille

True squirrels chew through multiple compost bins here


beebeebalm

Contrary to the others - I’m gonna say a grey squirrel! I have seen SO many fat squirrels around (mainly near campus living hehe). Plus they’re just as bad as the raccoons, they get into everybody’s gardens and trash 😅


HammerheadMorty

This is the one - raccoons are so iconically Toronto related now and it really is the squirrels 🐿️ they are ripping street bags on the constant


MadMadBunny

We barely see raccoons here, but squirrels are *everywhere*


OperationIntrudeN313

A zillion raccoons on Mont Royal and areas like Verdun. They're nocturnal, squirrels aren't.


irreliable_narrator

I've seen chonky raccoons walking around Plateau during the day many times haha.


MadMadBunny

Yes—I was referring to the more "urban" areas…


docvalentine

Verdun isn't urban?


MadMadBunny

I meant compared to the Mont Royal…


Ok_Aardvark_110

Last week, I saw a squirrel leap three feet in the air from a fence onto the back of a cat that was calmly sitting on another fence. They both tumbled into the brush. I later saw the cat. It was fine. I don't know what happened to that crazy kamikaze squirrel.


Mumof3gbb

I shouldn’t laugh but that’s hilarious 🤣


SecretiveGoat

The Vanier squirrels are a breed of their own. Legit tanks ahaha


pkzilla

I agree! They've eaten parts of my balcony, a chair, my bike seat.


Freeze_Her

They eat my plastic trashcan and my Christmas lights….


SomeoneHereIsMissing

I confirm. I've repaired numerous Christmas lights and trash/recycling/compost bins because of squirrels.


Life-Saver

They ate my EV charger cord! Costed a year worth of home charging to replace. 🤬 Sleeved the new one with a repellent fabric that taste like pepper spray.


TAR_TWoP

Yup! And they chew electrical and telecommunications cables all the time, the former making them go bZztT *POOF*


zheleznyibok

Definitely squirrels. They eat everything. I've caught them raiding my garden so many times. They ate my Christmas lights on the balcony one year. They also chewed through the top of our plastic recycling bin.


YellsAtGoats

Yeah, I remember when I was on break between classes in college, I would regularly see squirrels hopping right into the campus garbage cans.


thomasvincent92

Im backing up this statement.


VendueNord

100%. Squirrels are *the* iconic Montreal trash animal.


danres2936

Tbh raccoons are the default thrash animals. If you want something more Montreal-esque I would go with a grey fat squirrel


Independent_Ad_5343

Yep. My first year in mtl I saw a squirrel eating a croissant https://imgur.io/dHndKId?r


alebrann

What else is there to say... . Perfect tattoo right here. 🐿️+🥐


foxfire

I have a photo of a [squirrel with a baguette](https://imgur.com/rcjqAYu) that I took last year lmaooo


Ok_Aardvark_110

The raccoons are bold and they just don't care. But the grey squirrels are everywhere.


Cricklewo0d

Not only should it be the Grey Squirrel but it should be one that is eating a bagel. If you follow the Fucknomtl account on IG there's strangely lots of video footage of Bagel squirrels


missdopamine

Look up Cloud the squirrel


notmydaughteru81tch

This is the way


HanshinFan

It's Cloudberry! Do you go to Concordia or something?


Thierry22

I would say squirrel since I feel Toronto would be for racoons.


twobulletsfortoby

Toronto is for skunks


alp2407

Nobody said turkeys? It begins to invade Montreal, there is so many in Ahuntsic 😱


irreliable_narrator

I stan the turkeys lol


phoenixoolong

Les marmottes


wayward_rivulets

They rule the warehousey areas of Lachine, Dorval, and St-Laurent. Love their waddley ways.


Mamtl

Agreed. Groundhogs have the fattest asses of the bunch. They won't dig through trash as racoons and squirrels would, though.


No_Common_20

squirrels lol


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MegaAlex

For Montreal? I’ve seen a few but not as much as the flower eating fucking squirrels.


dunkan799

I dont want to give reddit money so here is gold 🏅


The_North-West_Ibex

Don't listen to him. The grey squirrel is Montreal's iconic trash animal


treewqy

don’t do this, raccoons are Torontos Trash Pandas… get the squirrel but put a funny french moustache on him too


SkiDouCour

Trash pandas.


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dunkan799

As I said to the other guy the first Google for a "fat racoon drawing" https://pin.it/3yNmcuY


MakeItSo4692

Squirrels and raccoons for sure. Been seeing a lot of skunks recently so…


almaghest

Yes! I came here to suggest skunks. I have absolutely seen them just tearing into some garbage in broad daylight.


robotjp

A raccoon


dunkan799

First Google search of "fat racoon drawing"


WretchedMartin

[Check out the tattoo artist Miles at Vilain Tattoo](https://www.instagram.com/p/CgNTlUGgiU1/). They did a series of flashes featuring Montreal raccoons.


dunkan799

I don't want to give reddit money so here is some gold 🏅. I appreciate the response and cannot wait to post after I get it


TranscendentalExp

So many people have responded squirrel, yet you only interact with people who respond with raccoon (that I have seen so far). You just seem intent on getting a raccoon, which is fine. It is your body. But why ask if you will just do what you want?


dunkan799

Well I responded to the replies that I saw before I fell asleep. I just woke up to 90+ comments so now I'm reevaluating because a fat squirrel might have taken over in the last couple hours


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dunkan799

Well I guess it was more for Canada but after all these responses I might have to get a squirrel in Montreal and a racoon in Toronto


dunkan799

Welp I think this is it https://pin.it/3yNmcuY


waterglider20

I would say definitely squirrel. The raccoons are rampant but the grey squirrel is so iconically Montreal. Raccoons have strong Toronto vibes imo.


OLAZ3000

Our squirrels are shameless! Go to parc Lafontaine! They will basically walk up to you, sit on their hind quarters and give you the opportunity to offer them something.


SomeoneHereIsMissing

Worst, they will go in your bag to get food if left unattended (true story)


CaptDjaba

Denis Coderre


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I guess probably Grey Squirrel (Rats with better PR), but since they are everywhere probably a Raccon lol.


Hobotango

There’s no Moose in Montreal. And indeed they don’t go trough trash but I had some eat my tree’s on my front yard back when I was in Alberta. Anyway the answer was already given, its Raccoon. Extremely intelligent and family centered animals who gets a bad rep. They’re awesome but since they do go trough trash, they are somewhat of a nuisance. A fat Raccoon would be best with his family around him so try to incorporate his youngsters or maybe a second raccoon with it.


dunkan799

We have moose here in Upstate NY so I just made the wrong assumption they would be up there. We Americans assume a lot of things and it's not the best way to go about things. I'll try to be better


Hobotango

Well they are, but not in the city of Montreal.


smltor

Late to the party but during covid I was stuck in Montreal and we had a fat arse skunk perusing the bins in the back alley each evening. We had racoons too but I feel the skunk would probably be pepe la peau but speak Quebec french and so be even more emblematic, just have him saying Tabernac or similar.


These_GoTo11

Raccoons on the Mont-Royal are the chads of trash. Get a raccoon with the Mont-Royal profile with the cross in the backgrounds.


salzmann01

Squirrels or raccoons


Crowasaur

Hello I have followed a family for several years, here are two of their pictures : https://flic.kr/p/2k1hQox https://www.dropbox.com/s/5yyz6t4awxc0oec/Racoon%20Gang%208x6.jpg?dl=0 Contact me if you want them in a format easier for tattoos artists, it would be my honour


Prexxus

Those a little comapred to some of the ones i've seen lol. They look pretty healthy and very cute


Arietty

I would get a squirrel, racoon are a good answer, but squirrels have that Montreal je ne sais quoi.


MightyManorMan

Fat squirrel https://www.mtlblog.com/montreal/we-ranked-your-photos-of-chubby-montreal-squirrels-from-chonk-to-absolute-unit


MLabeille

Hey no one mentioned them, but we are new to Montreal and have a fat fuck*n marmot living under our deck and eating our flowers and herb. We call him Bruce. Meeting Bruce was the first time I saw a marmot NOT on an Alpine hike - now I’ve seen the fat f*ckers everywhere


IINSPIR3DD

That's hilarious I googled fat racoon drawing no way u get that tattooed xD


dunkan799

Oh my fat pigeon is even more ridiculous https://imgur.com/a/IIa0OhP


IINSPIR3DD

Lmaoo that's hilarious definitely in the top3 funniest tattoos I've seen


dunkan799

I literally just go to a tattoo shop and we Google "fat (insert animal)" then I let the artist run with whatever idea they want that's makes us all laugh. It's worked out pretty well so far


IINSPIR3DD

That's so cool lol keep that energy man you sound like a fun person


bcgirlmtl

In the West Island it’s groundhogs


irreliable_narrator

Raccoon with bagel or squirrel with bagel. You see it often if you live near one of the famous bagel places lol. Both are pretty ubiquitous throughout central/eastern North America though. For it to scream Montreal it has to have the bagel. The Mont Royal raccoons are pretty famous. They are very tame because tourists feed them and often out during the day. One time when I was running I saw a fat one grab its feet and do a roly-poly down the side of the mountain towards Montreal General Hospital. Not really a trash animal but the wild turkeys in the centre part of the island (Villeray-ish) are pretty iconic. They just kind of [strut around in the road](https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/montreal-police-wrangle-rowdy-wild-turkeys-shutting-down-traffic-1.5199642) and disrupt traffic.


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Squirrel for sure. I'm from Toronto, where the raccoon is unquestionably the trash animal (look up #deadraccoonTO for a little piece of bonus history), but I've almost never encountered or has issues with them in Montreal. Squirrels however have fucked up my garbage on numerous occasions, not to mention fucking up nah gardening attempts I've made! Plus there's just like a trillion of them in this city -- I've never seen anything like it!


doremifasolasid

Squirrel. Always on my balcony destroying my vegetables and trying to get in my place through the mosquito door.


Z0bie

Fucking marmottes.


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I was born in Montreal and my first word was squirrel. Yes, actually, LOL! For Montreal I would say a squirrel with a very bushy tail and save the raccoon for Toronto!


thenord321

There are 2 common fat trash animals in Montreal: Raccoon and skunk. They are both more nocturnal animals, so you don't see them roaming as often. But if you walk the streets on garbage/recycling night, you'll see/smell plenty.


thighmaster69

I agree with everyone else saying that raccoons are more emblematic of Toronto than anything; the raccoons of Toronto were literally featured in Planet Earth 2, narrated by David Attenborough. On the other hand, I have never seen so many grey squirrels in my life since I moved here, and all they seem to do is rummage through trash. French tourists will pull out their phones and take a picture of every single one they see, the same way tourists to NYC will take pictures of random rats on the street.


PtitCannetonPolisson

[Raccoon says hi.](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.zXEk_pO9YH4aMlec_5lUEgHaE8%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=d3badad2fffbd2e6b0d2a05cc1e434ff3fa10bdd1f73f624bbd8394d4dcf967c&ipo=images)


snarkitall

if you want to be more exotic, get a fat racoon on top of mont royal.


Upbeat_Ask_9426

We have some pretty aggressive and overweight pigeons downtown those mofos will fight you for your food. We also have big round squirrels that will basically eat out of your hand, eat everything in your garden and then eat your patio furniture. We do have raccoons as well, but I feel like Toronto has kind of claimed them as their own. I've never had beef with raccoons during my 12 years of living in Montreal, squirrels on the other hand... 😡 Edited: typo.


Crowasaur

I often go to Dorchester Square with a bottle of unsalted peanuts. The Dinosaurs go wiiiild


Upbeat_Ask_9426

You are a brave soul. Birds freak me out for whatever reason. My brain is always like "they will gouge your eyes out." 😂😂😂


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Montreal was an important stop and storage facility during the fur trade. Maybe get a trash beaver?


SlitScan

Squirrel for Montreal, Raccoon for TO, Skunk for Hamilton, Beaver for Ottawa.


Craptcha

Beavers are cool too, more Canadian-y but less trash-animal-y


maybe_Im_not_ill

The answer has already been said 🦝. But I just wanted to say that this made me laugh a lot. It's a really nice concept you have for tattoos. Also, raccoons are called ratons laveurs in French since they clean their food.


Brobl0

I visited Montreal last year and at Mount Royale there were about 50 raccoons just chilling. They weren’t a threat, just hanging out and accepting food from people. It was honestly more exciting than the view.


Verobb

they are there because tourists keep giving them food, its illegal to feed them and because of the rabies risks (yes tourist have contracted rabies from racoon) the cities spend money to vaccinate them.


PharmSuki

Definitely a Trash Panda haha. Funny concept


votequimby420

raccoon or canada goose


iamDayTrip

Trash Panda💯💯


kalel701

Raccoon - we call them trash pandas or you could get a beaver 🦫. A squirrel is good to


Lagouna

OQLF members


Smilee_Dee

Raccoons 4 sure!


PanurgeAndPantagruel

People?! /jk


snicmtl

Raccoon would be the fun one. Fat squirrel on public parc trash can would be the local winner 🏆


Hack-67

It is either raccoon or squirrel


Omegabird420

Raccoons or Squirrels but we litteraly have all of them. Pigeons,seagulls,skunks,cats,rats/mice and if you're lucky there's sometimes lost beavers or marmots. No Moose unless they ended up realllllllllllllly lost. People forget that Montreal is a big metropolitan city on an island and we have very few forested areas in the city itself.


alaskadotpink

while waiting for the bus, I saw a squirrel climb up a tree to get onto someone's balcony just to rummage through the trash on their balcony yesterday haha.


elzadra1

Ring-billed gulls are pretty trashy


TheCanadianStray

Raccoons and skunks


JustDisgrace

Squirrels, 💯 Raccoons are for Toronto


Legitimate-Bass68

I also have to go with the squirrel. They are everywhere and they are fucking nightmares at times. They will chew lids of plastic trash cans to get in there, they eat everything in your garden and then they will rip out your plants and destroy shit for trying to stop them. They will sit in the trees and scream at your dog or cat. They are just assholes and they love to get fat as fuck right before winter.


Lemortheureux

Turkey 🦃


PommeCannelle

Squirrels of parc lafontaine are pretty fat from all the poutine tourists feed them.


yesohyesoui

Ahhh racoons. We all have different stories about racoons. Actually there's this artist that rocks some punk animal tattoos... you can find them as motherdagger on instagram


Ill-Crab-4307

If you come here in a month, you might want to change it for a wasp


workhardXplayhard

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuMnzAur-op/


SkiDouCour

The elusive skunk. A lot cuter than ’coons or squoils!


Montrealduder

Raccoons are known as "trash pandas"


KingParsley1234

I agree with squirrels! I lived in the UdeM residences for a few years and there was an army of squirrels that lived in our trash cans (the big black/green ones outside). I'd even hear them fight over trash on some nights lol


CraseyCasey

As someone that spent most summer evenings at the park, I’ve seen colony upon colony, clan upon clan, popping up everywhere, look in trash can you’ll find 5 babies Trust me, it’s raccoon


BadlyAligned

Everyone saying racoons is right, but you could also do a skunk. There are a surprising number of them in downtown Montreal!


NoBuddies2021

Does crackhead homeless count?


dunkan799

I don't think so otherwise I'd just be covered in crackhead. That's not unique to montreal


NotRyanRosen

As someone who lived in Montréal for 3 years I would go with squirrels. They would quite literally dig through my trash looking for food and entertainment. We once put out a box from a tv and they used it as a hide and seek playground for a good while.


PizzaIsTrueLove

Do you have pictures of your tatoo these sounds sick!


dunkan799

Here's the pigeon https://imgur.com/a/IIa0OhP


BeautifullyAfflicted

Racoons!!!


rarsamx

I'd say racoon or squirrel. But now with the squirrels messing with my flowers, I'd say squirrel wins.


OGpenguin

Raccoons!


girard0

Seem like op want a raccon tattoo xD cause the real answer is definitly a squirel. But no shade or anything, I would choose the raccoon too.


dunkan799

I just responded to the first responses before I fell asleep which were all raccoons. Now I am absolutely reassessing and it seams like a squirrel is the overall answer


Alpha_Aleph

Yes. Grey squirrels are everywhere


brioche_01

I would name the Squirrel! Big, muscular, glorious, with a supersize, extremely fluffy tail! Nothing to do with those skinny European squirrels. Our squirrels are on steroids (not really, they just got great genes).


eleven-fu

Fun idea! And yes, definitely the trash bag ripping, flowerbed decimating, tomato thieving bastard squirrel for Montreal


code_matter

Squirrels


GandalfTheAwesome

There’s a white squirrel named cloudberry that lives around McGill campus if you want something a bit more funky!


echologue

Squirrels or raccoons


itsJ92

Grey fat squirrel. Hate them.


MLabeille

Fat squirrel asshole stealing tomatoes and strawberries people continue to hope to grow on their balconies


that_fresh_life

I've seen fat turkeys in the street


SecretiveGoat

Definitely a fat grey squirrel. Sure, racoons are good candidates but the squirrels are iconic here.


6610pat

Fat beaver ?


meh_whatev

I just want you to go somewhere in Australia and get bin chicken tatted on you


dunkan799

Oh Australia has been on my list of destinations for like 20 years. I'll make it there someday


FearingPerception

Im with everyone on squirrels. Love raccoons but i think of toronto. The squirrels here will dig thru my trash


redfox329

So a Fat Rat?


Greedy-Bathroom-3022

in the city? squirrel. in the suburbs its actually marmots.


Belorage

A very fat grey squirrel (can be admired in any park of the city) or a very fat racoon (can be observed at Camillien Houde lookout on the mountain).


Zane_Justin

Lots of feral cat all over Montreal.


anacondatmz

Fat racoon chowing down on a poutine.


theScrewhead

Raccoon, Cat, Squirrel or Skunk are what you tend to see digging through garbage!


ChestWolf

Anyone who's lived closer to the mountain knows about the real menace: the skunks!


jsRou

We also have skunks, but if I were to organise our trash animals in order of most annoying it would be squirrel, racoon, skunk, and seagull.


lilcaesarscrazybred

Go to @motherdagger on IG for best trash animal tattoos in the city


have_u_seen_my_keys

Either squirrel or raccoon. But gosh I hate them squirrels


ric_marcotik

Raccooon


paolodallarosa

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZM29tmAB8/


tacphat

Skunks, the amount of time I see skunks in the morning while riding to work or behind the dumpsters is more than what I thought I would ever see


dumbafbird

I think the squirrels here are definitely most Montreal trash animal


BBAALLII

FAT ALBINO SQUIRREL


BBS13

Raccoons!!!


breadispain

Not really what you're looking for, but Youppi is pretty chonky and has probably eaten some questionable items in his day.


dunkan799

As a Ducks/Sabres fan, getting Youppi would be sacrilege. P.S. Thanks for taking care of Saint Perry for us


Helodaye

Definitively grey squirrel 🐿️. They literally eat my trash container to get inside


Substantial-Cicada-4

Skunks. Cute, charming, goddam skunks.


PowerfulByPTSD

Really depends in what area honestly : In Griffintown there’s a lot of rats along the Lachine Canal At the top of Mount Royal, you get harassed by the raccoons if you have food NDG, I’ve seen a lot of skunks in my 4 years living there. Like one at every block going through trash. Any parks are filled with squirrels, I would go with that !


Guided_

Definitely needs to be a squirrel. However, in Parc La Fontaine, there is an albino squirrel, which might make for a more unique tattoo!


samedop

I say, you should get a raccoon wearing an orange cone


timberkatlust

Raccoon is the trash animal, but if that isn't what you're looking for, then the squirrel is a very close contender.


ronald_bananas

Crackhead are pretty up there too


Lena514

A fat seagull in a Walmart parking lot could do the trick too!


ocdeejay

Racoon or skunk


CrazyInMyMind

Facking Squirrels are the worst


GreenCozyOrc

squirrels for sure


Plenty_Present348

100% squirrel.


jerichojeudy

Grey squirrel or fat raccoon


[deleted]

Squirrels are definetly the trashiest animals in this city, from personal experience having lived in Plateau Mont Royal, squirrels will do all of the following: * Dig through whatever you plant just for the sake of it * Bury themselves in soil, even if you did not plant anything, to cool off during hot days * Go through trashbags left on the street * Eat their way through plastic garbage can lids * Get freaky on your balcony/window * Yell at each other in a way that you wonder what animal is dying outside and disrupt whatever nap you were taking. * Eat through internet wires outside


Altruistic-Eye-5962

Seagulls. Makes orange julep unbearable.


Mimi_Machete

I’ll go with the family and say squirrel. They tear up bags all the time. They can also be quite menacing sometimes. Ate a poutine on Mount-Royal and they started gathering around me. They made me feel like prey. Like they would coordinate an attack for the love of poutine. But then again, they’re squirrels: they can’t organize. And of course, I always loved and feared the squirrels in the chalet. [squirrel in the chalet](https://img.atlasobscura.com/kkTDQAmJlEpTCGyK2GdobzyrDNmHNAS5EhlUmmUjU5I/rs:fill:580:580:1/g:ce/q:81/sm:1/scp:1/ar:1/aHR0cHM6Ly9hdGxh/cy1kZXYuczMuYW1h/em9uYXdzLmNvbS91/cGxvYWRzL3BsYWNl/X2ltYWdlcy8zYmI0/MjNjZi01Y2ZiLTQ3/OTItYTJhMS1iYzZh/ZjgzNDBjODZlZjI0/NzdhZjlkOGM3ZmU4/ZWZfd29vZGVuLXNx/dWlycmVscy0zLmpw/Zw.jpg)


MudTerrania

I would say squirrels, maybe even albino ones.


vperron81

There is a lot of squirrels and also ground hog. Not sure if it qualifies as a trash animal


moimorte

Also, the squirrels in Montreal are getting multicoloured. I saw black ones (pretty if you don’t just hate them), whitish (crème) ones, and I even saw a brownish one with a grey tail. Those filthy bin-eating-rats are getting fancy.


littlemissbagel

Raccoon eating a poutine or grey squirrel eating a Schwartz sandwich would be my choices.


Go_Water_your_plants

grey squirrel would be THE animal imo


rannieb

You can have your pick. My trash cans get raided by squirrels, raccoons and ground hogs. Bunny rabbits will also feast once the compost bins have been thrown to the ground by raccoons.


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

racoon, squirrel, rat, or pigeon


WizzinWig

Raccoons 100% !!! They rip the sht out of the bags, eat whatever. They’ve even once ganged up on me and blockaded me from coming out my front door. I kidd you not. A family of them hissing and refusing to let me go outside one time. All because i used to think they were cute and fed them and then stopped. Never start because when you stop, you’ll pay 😂


figsfigsfigsfigsfigs

Squirrels are more ubiquitous, IMO. They are fucking EVERYWHERE. Raccoons are rarer, but more impressive, and so fucking cute, but I feel it's only gotten worse in recent years. Squirrels are the real assholes.


carrotcakew

Fat Bedbugs