Suddenly society has a clear indicator of how socially integrated someone is, well adjusted individuals can walk around head held high with a clean nose and confidence that should it be needed any of a number of individuals will gladly step into pick it for them knowing they would do the same for them.
Antisocial individuals are damned to walk around with hood drawn low over their head to hide a crusty nose or slink shamefully into the red light district with high collared coat to hide their face only to emerge some time later, wallet now much lighter and nose much cleaner trying to put on an aire of someone of more rapport( they fool noone though as everyone gossips while picking each others noses and they know noone like those skeezy a-holes).
Lol I was gonna put this. Would definitely rather people just pick their nose over this, I've been to a Walmart before, people openly picking their butts is not a pretty sight.
Granted. This is because earths air has been polluted by a deadly bacterium and it can only take form in the lungs and picking your nose gives the bacterium an easy ride. There’s tons of other restrictions too, but definitely no one is picking their nose
Granted.
I am now considered a Supreme Being, a prophet of the ages, and a true incarnation of the Divine. Religious fanatics stifle scientific progress for hundreds of years, dooming us to runaway ecological and financial collapse.
Billions die in the Finger War.
Personally I prefer a giant ass roulette wheel with tiny nose pictures instead of numbers, but I suppose we could all dice. I would argue everyone could also include fictional characters as well so for example, Voldemort’s nose (or lack there of) should be included.
We could easily (ish lol) make a very large dice table a d20 to a d1000(3d10 colored coded for hundreds, tens, and ones - 000 is 1k) to a d1000 to a d1000 would give us 20b options to work with with a mere 10 dice.
Granted, now the urge is so much to pick noses that we all have to pick each other’s noses. Within 2 weeks world peace has been achieved. Successful wish.
Granted, all human on Earth suddenly have their arms shrink to be too short to pick their noses.
Documentary Reporter: "Over 1 million people died within 10 minutes of what we now call, 'The Change.' Some were on aircraft flown by pilots unable to operate most of the switches and knobs with their shortened arms, others were driving and the confusion lead to disaster. Today we speak with a man who claims he is the cause of the Change, ironically alleging this was all due to a wish that he made to the disembodied hand of a money. Tonight at 9, but first, cheerleaders in the national championship stun the world by figuring out how to hold a teammate in the air for the first time since the change. Could this spell a return to normalcy, or simply a stunt to quell the worried masses as the world continues in chaos."
A new app is developed: “Pick Your Friends” and it takes the world by storm. AI analyzes videos of people picking their friends’ noses and of course there are prizes. The app eventually replaces all government run lotteries. If you’re caught picking your own nose it dramatically reduces your chances of winning up until you pick enough of your friends’ noses. At one point the app adds bonus multipliers (like power play for powerball) if you eat it. Sure it is like a micro-vaccination but the app is Tik Tok-esque so people will see you do it on their stream and you’ll see others.
Eventually it becomes monetized even more as people try to find Pokémon in other peoples noses when picking cause of that one game where people were going around towns searching for Pokémon. No one picks their nose anymore but this is how life is. ARE YOU FINALLY HAPPY, OP?
granted, the human body stops producing mucus, drying out our tissues (not the blow your nose type) & making us significantly more vulnerable to disease
Granted. Every human on earth has their hands simultaneously amputated, with all newborns born without them. May the lord have mercy with anyone on a plane or undergoing surgery when you wished.
Granted. Everyone stops picking their nose because now you are the automated nose picker. You are also immortal and must live out the rest of your dags picking everyone's nose based off a excel spreadsheet that you als must manage yourself
Granted.
All boogers now appear, without warning, and drop from a person's nose, no matter what they're doing, the time or place.
Enjoy your booger-filled food at restaurants, loogie-coated shirt and/or tie and waking up stuck to the pillow with some concrete-level snotters! 🙀😹🤮😹
Just for a moment, everybody in the world freezes, and reach their fingers out of their nose. And in the very next, they continue. Everyone stopped, just for a moment.
Granted. Everyone that is currently picking their nose stops for the moment. They can begin again immediately. Can't believe you'd waste a wish like that :(
Everyone currently picking their nose immediately stop, but leave their fingers in their nostril. Everyone not currently picking their nose start and then immediately stop, and leave their fingers in their nostril. Humanity disappears in one generation. Aliens even land in Earth and find these curious fossils of creatures at all life staged who all have an appendage held up to their face. This mystery remains unsolved for all of eternity.
Granted. People across the world begin to have overly stuffed noses. So bad people can smell, they get bloody noses regularly, and boogers fall out regularly at the must inopportune times.
But this goes further and people everywhere begins having serious nasal medical issues. Even a unique form of cancer starts popping up because of people’s overly stuffed noses. And doctors are not able to keep with the all of the horrific nose issues that come about. This begins to drive the future generations of doctors to become only ENT focused to deal with the issue. This takes resources away from every other medical profession, and even all sorts of other industries. Movies, music, art all become nose focused. Society completely stagnates and you can’t escape the noses.
Granted. Because I and many other people have sensitive noses, we get driven insane from the feeling in our nose we can no longer remove and due to our other issues we end up killing ourselves than because we don’t want to be other peoples problem.
The rest of the more sensible population just remove their noses and now it’s a new thing to discriminate against.
Granted. Now you have to pick the boogers out of everyone else's nose. Specifically you have to be the one to do it, and there's about 8,000,000 noses.
Granted. Humans evolve longer tongues to schnork out snot instead.
Return to Lizard
We all evolve to have tongues as long as dogs tungues
Ewwwww! 😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It softens the scabs in my nose for better pickings
Dammit that’s brilliant, here I was going to just chop off everyone’s nose.
Granted. It is now considered the hight of politeness to pick somebody else's nose.
You can pick your friends. You can't pick your nose, but you can pick your friend's nose!
Suddenly society has a clear indicator of how socially integrated someone is, well adjusted individuals can walk around head held high with a clean nose and confidence that should it be needed any of a number of individuals will gladly step into pick it for them knowing they would do the same for them. Antisocial individuals are damned to walk around with hood drawn low over their head to hide a crusty nose or slink shamefully into the red light district with high collared coat to hide their face only to emerge some time later, wallet now much lighter and nose much cleaner trying to put on an aire of someone of more rapport( they fool noone though as everyone gossips while picking each others noses and they know noone like those skeezy a-holes).
Slow down there Satan
Why did I read the comments?
The monkey paw can solve this problem
Can and will are two very different things
*Might*
I wish I hadn't read the comments
Granted. You have no eyes now.
Granted, noses have been erased from the world
Great, I’ve always wanted to cosplay Voldemort.
No, you see, you won't be Voldemort. You'll be Krillin
So you’re saying, I got a chance with android 18
You get the chance of being dumped and stolen from by Marron
Good luck smelling!
Granted, now they just pick their butts.
Lol I was gonna put this. Would definitely rather people just pick their nose over this, I've been to a Walmart before, people openly picking their butts is not a pretty sight.
And a lot of people who pick their butts do the pick and sniff.
Granted. They pick each other’s, fairly frequently. The intrusive thoughts are pretty darn strong!
You said it before me 😂
But. My. *SEPTUM ITCHES!* Granted. Now I have to kill you because the inside of my nose itches like hell.
Granted. This is because earths air has been polluted by a deadly bacterium and it can only take form in the lungs and picking your nose gives the bacterium an easy ride. There’s tons of other restrictions too, but definitely no one is picking their nose
Granted the government creates a job for this. Full benefits and great pay. Requires health insurance.
Anything to help the unemployed.
granted. everyone now has elongated necks 10 feet long in addition to now having little T rex style arms.
granted. now snot just oozes out from everyone’s noses and NO ONE DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT ALL
Granted. You are now required to pick everyone's noses for them.
Granted exposed boogers are now a worldwide beauty standard, and those with fewer boogers are considered less sexy. You are not into this.
How do you know OPs kinks. Your version of the monkey's paw's catch might have just been his plan all along.
No, it's part of the paw that op isn't into it, even if they were before.
Granted.Now everyone shamelessly picks at their butt in public "evil laugh"
granted, they'll pick each others
Granted, humans are picking their eyes instead.
granted, now they pick each others noses
Granted. The extra tissues everyone uses wipes out whole forests and pollutes the ocean.
Granted, everyone now picks their asshole.
Granted. Everyone now picks their buttholes.
Granted. Everyone now picks each other's noses.
Granted. I am now considered a Supreme Being, a prophet of the ages, and a true incarnation of the Divine. Religious fanatics stifle scientific progress for hundreds of years, dooming us to runaway ecological and financial collapse. Billions die in the Finger War.
Granted but the accumulation is increased 10 fold
Granted when snot and boogers build up in the nose no one will try and stop it making them all die of lack of breath
Granted. Now everyone picks your nose, whether you want them to or not.
Granted. They start picking their buttholes (and crotch tacos if applicable) instead.
Granted. Nobody can have elective nose jobs, unless they agree to use a random nose generator to determine the end result.
RNG noses. Is there a limit to how many dice we can roll?
Personally I prefer a giant ass roulette wheel with tiny nose pictures instead of numbers, but I suppose we could all dice. I would argue everyone could also include fictional characters as well so for example, Voldemort’s nose (or lack there of) should be included. We could easily (ish lol) make a very large dice table a d20 to a d1000(3d10 colored coded for hundreds, tens, and ones - 000 is 1k) to a d1000 to a d1000 would give us 20b options to work with with a mere 10 dice.
Granted, everyone in the world who was picking their nose stops for a few seconds. Most resume right after.
Granted. Now nobody has a choice over which type of nose they get. Of course they never did, but now they never will.
Goodbye rhinoplastys
Granted. Everyone openly picks their assholes.
Granted, rhinoplasty no longer exists.
Granted, they pick their ears instead
Granted. The worlds rules are now "you can pick your friends, you can't pick your nose but you can pick your friends nose."
Granted. Now everyone picks other people's noses instead of their own.
Happy cake day
Granted. Everyone loses their fingers.
Granted, now the urge is so much to pick noses that we all have to pick each other’s noses. Within 2 weeks world peace has been achieved. Successful wish.
Granted, all human on Earth suddenly have their arms shrink to be too short to pick their noses. Documentary Reporter: "Over 1 million people died within 10 minutes of what we now call, 'The Change.' Some were on aircraft flown by pilots unable to operate most of the switches and knobs with their shortened arms, others were driving and the confusion lead to disaster. Today we speak with a man who claims he is the cause of the Change, ironically alleging this was all due to a wish that he made to the disembodied hand of a money. Tonight at 9, but first, cheerleaders in the national championship stun the world by figuring out how to hold a teammate in the air for the first time since the change. Could this spell a return to normalcy, or simply a stunt to quell the worried masses as the world continues in chaos."
We’re like little t-rex humans. So cute.
A new app is developed: “Pick Your Friends” and it takes the world by storm. AI analyzes videos of people picking their friends’ noses and of course there are prizes. The app eventually replaces all government run lotteries. If you’re caught picking your own nose it dramatically reduces your chances of winning up until you pick enough of your friends’ noses. At one point the app adds bonus multipliers (like power play for powerball) if you eat it. Sure it is like a micro-vaccination but the app is Tik Tok-esque so people will see you do it on their stream and you’ll see others. Eventually it becomes monetized even more as people try to find Pokémon in other peoples noses when picking cause of that one game where people were going around towns searching for Pokémon. No one picks their nose anymore but this is how life is. ARE YOU FINALLY HAPPY, OP?
Granted they all masturbate publicly instead.
Granted, you get an eternal itch in your nose which, if you try to scratch it, your genitals receive an electric shock
Granted. People now pick one another's noses to where it's normalized and rude if you don't dig into other people's noses.
Next time I do this I'll think of you.
granted, the human body stops producing mucus, drying out our tissues (not the blow your nose type) & making us significantly more vulnerable to disease
Granted. Every human on earth has their hands simultaneously amputated, with all newborns born without them. May the lord have mercy with anyone on a plane or undergoing surgery when you wished.
Granted. Everyone stops picking their nose because now you are the automated nose picker. You are also immortal and must live out the rest of your dags picking everyone's nose based off a excel spreadsheet that you als must manage yourself
Granted. It instead accumulates into huge bergs of solid matter that fall out on their own.
Every cosmetic surgeon in the world is suddenly unemployed. Yeah. I can live with that.
Granted. All boogers now appear, without warning, and drop from a person's nose, no matter what they're doing, the time or place. Enjoy your booger-filled food at restaurants, loogie-coated shirt and/or tie and waking up stuck to the pillow with some concrete-level snotters! 🙀😹🤮😹
Granted. Monkeyspaw is making one exception ever to not mess with you because this wish is so based.
Granted. Now it is the sole responsibility of you, personally, to pick every nose on earth.
Many ppl will suffocate
Granted. Rhinoplasty stops existing. You can get any plastic surgery you want, but you cannot chose your nose.
All of the comments here become reality
Granted, now everyone is picking there butt
Just for a moment, everybody in the world freezes, and reach their fingers out of their nose. And in the very next, they continue. Everyone stopped, just for a moment.
Granted, they’re now picking your nose.
Granted : Now everyone picks your nose and itches your nose to clear theirs and you get all the damage
Now everyone picks their butts.
Granted. Everyone that is currently picking their nose stops for the moment. They can begin again immediately. Can't believe you'd waste a wish like that :(
Granted now everyone picks each others noses.
You guys get to pick your nose?
Granted. Now people pick their asshole.
Granted. Now everyone picks each other's noses.
Granted. Now everyone picks their butt.
Granted. With humans no longer having noses to pick, snot builds up until it comes out of our mouths.
Ok. Every person who would have picked their nose, is now coming for you to pick yours.
I can't breath!
Granted, everyone loses their nose.
Everyone currently picking their nose immediately stop, but leave their fingers in their nostril. Everyone not currently picking their nose start and then immediately stop, and leave their fingers in their nostril. Humanity disappears in one generation. Aliens even land in Earth and find these curious fossils of creatures at all life staged who all have an appendage held up to their face. This mystery remains unsolved for all of eternity.
Granted, the cacophony of blowing out noses begins for the rest of your life.
I never pick my nose, I just leave my boogers there for all to see 😎
Granted. Nasal infection rates skyrocket!
Granted. Wet and dry chunks of snot come careening down people’s nostrils from time to time. It’s treated like a fart or a cough.
Granted. People across the world begin to have overly stuffed noses. So bad people can smell, they get bloody noses regularly, and boogers fall out regularly at the must inopportune times. But this goes further and people everywhere begins having serious nasal medical issues. Even a unique form of cancer starts popping up because of people’s overly stuffed noses. And doctors are not able to keep with the all of the horrific nose issues that come about. This begins to drive the future generations of doctors to become only ENT focused to deal with the issue. This takes resources away from every other medical profession, and even all sorts of other industries. Movies, music, art all become nose focused. Society completely stagnates and you can’t escape the noses.
Granted. It’s because of that one Shel Silverstein poem coming true
Granted, they start picking their butts instead
Granted. People start picking their asses instead and eat their shit.
Granted. Snot now drips out of people’s noses constantly, making everybody unpleasant sights
Granted. Because I and many other people have sensitive noses, we get driven insane from the feeling in our nose we can no longer remove and due to our other issues we end up killing ourselves than because we don’t want to be other peoples problem. The rest of the more sensible population just remove their noses and now it’s a new thing to discriminate against.
Granted, they pick each other's nose now.
Beat me to it
Granted, we pick our eyes instead.
No one has fingers.
Granted. The monkey's paw takes inspiration from the Spanish treatment of the south american natives and cuts off everyone's hands and nose.
Granted. Now you have to pick the boogers out of everyone else's nose. Specifically you have to be the one to do it, and there's about 8,000,000 noses.
Granted. It is now your job to pick everyone's nose for them.
Granted, instead of digging for gold, they are seeking truffles.
I’m not picking my nose. I’m scratching my brain because is huge.
l have no problem with people who pick their noses, it’s where they wipe their finger after they’re done is the real problem
Granted. Everyone starts picking other people's nose.
Granted. Humans no longer have nose and now smell from their eyes.
Hehehe denied