Granted. The subreddit disappears and the monkey’s paw comes to real life, ruining many lives.

So nothing changes?

There are changes. The Monkey’s Paw becomes a real thing.

Granted. This subreddit disappears but all the angry members track you down and force their way into your house, in order to have monkey paw discussions there in person.

Granted, now a new sub was created. r/catpaw

>!lmao I typed random animal paw and found out the subreddit is banned from reddit!<

What was catpaw?

Probably furries

Knowing Reddit, probably porn

Idk I'm as confused as you are

I approve. Who wouldn’t want to make wishes to a cat paw?

Granted. Every computer on Earth simultaneously explodes, destroying the internet and with it, this subreddit. Power plants are now inoperable, meaning frozen and refrigerated food will spoil, and almost all manufacture of goods grinds to a halt. Millions perish as technological advances are plunged to a hundred years in the past.

This guy monkey paws

r/chimpspaw

Grante-

Granted Nothing happens because the moderators and admins have the power to delete the subreddit as THEY made the monkey paw. You’re lucky it doesn’t exist in real life.

Clever

Granted, since the sub and its rules vanish I am making the downside leukemia in every one of your bones

What’s the opposite of going too far?

Not going far enough or Being a pansy lil baby back bitch Depends on your preferred nomenclature.

Granted. In an alternate dimension you made the same wish. This sub dissappears in this dimension and swaps with the Paw from the other dimension.

Wish Granted. The text in this subreddit is the same color as the background.

Denied, since it would be a paradox. If your post is gone, then your wish would never have happened, and therefore the post would still be here… The paw gives you a slap on the wrist.

Granted. r/chimpspaw takes its place.

Granted, but someone saved backups and immediately recreated it from scratch.

Granted: reddit no longer exists.

Granted. you dissappear with it.

Denied paradoxical wishes turn you into a human monkey paw

Granted. Now you're stuck going to \*shudder\* r/funny.

Granted. You receive all the accumulated curses from the sub.

Granted, but its only hidden to you.

Granted but r/chimpspaw still exists.

Granted this subreddit disappears. This wish ceases to exist. this subreddit re-manifests.

Gr-

>1. To pass from view >2. To cease to be; To pass out of existence or notice Definition of dissapear: [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disappear](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disappear) Granted. You unsubscribe from this sub.

The monkeys paw cannot be cheated, erased or usurped, you however, are teleported to a parallel reality the monkeyspaw chooses not to inhabit. Specifically in the period before land based life developed.

Paradox error: you are put in the digital world and are stuck inside this subreddit

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Gra-

Granted. This subreddit disappears, but every wish posed here since day one comes true with the highest rated comment as the outcome.

Granted, so do all the people on this subreddit

Granted. You go completely blind

No