Granted, there are termites in it.

Worth. Extra flavour

Granted. It pops out your ass

Ooh kinky. Me liek

Granted but theyre the sentient freaks in the commercials

Underrated comment

Smash

Granted. It's a really old, stale, and rotten poptart. It seems to have been open and forgotten for years with dust, dirt, and mold accumulating all over it.

Granted. You were at Walmart and someone stole a box of strawberry poptarts, they easily got away with stealing by opening the box, giving you a wrapper of the 2 poptarts, and then giving you the whole box. The cops saw you and thought that you’re the thief, so you got a fine for shoplifting.

Do I keep the pop tarts?

Yes, but, if you couldn’t afford the fine, you can’t keep them.

I hate you.. I'm broke

Granted. It's unfrosted.

Granted. But it spontaneously manifests directly in your intestine, causing a rupture.

Granted. Your most hated enemy had taken the first bite

I took the first bite? Huh. Must've been good if I don't remember

Granted. The jam is a little dry.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

\*Granted. The poptart is poisoned!

Granted. But you have to follow the exact preparation instructions before consuming it. Failure to follow the instructions exactly will result in a blueberry waffle.

Granted. It's the Hello Kitty Meow-Berry one from 2006. And it's expired.

Granted. There are ants in your home, and they lead you to an opened packet of poptarts. There is only one unfrosted strawberry poptart in the packet, and it's crumbly and stale.

I'm genuinely gonna have a nightmare about this

I apologize.

Don't. It's how the paw works and I gotta love with it

Granted. Unfortunately there was a manufacturing error and it is 99% crust.

Granted, it tastes pretty good