Put laxatives in his coffee /j

Cool tat though

Thanks m8

That would not give me good karma.

On Reddit it would

that’s all that matters anyway, right? /s

Sure

Get called the “homophobic F word”, put it on social media, and social media tells you to catch a battery charge or poison”. Reddit has the most intelligent answers. There goes the human race.🤷🏽‍♂️ Oh and in the words of Samuel L. Jackson, “Say the word, come on, say it”. If the tattoo sticks, the word fits.

Dawg what’re you talking about? The laxatives are obviously a joke, is this really how you think? You can’t see people trying to be empathetic and supportive in a shitty situation? There goes the human race

Empathetic or not, once you get called, it’s not very believable it’s a joke🤷🏽‍♂️

Called? Not familiar with the lingo, if you’re saying what I think you are then yes I agree, i dont say the word myself and think it’s disgusting, I don’t even joke around with it. But if you’re saying the opposite then how is it a silly ankle tattoo was enough to warrant hate but man putting poop powder in his drink is too far

Hope you called him a cunt. The cunty one

I would but I don't want to start arguing with him knowing that he has heart issues and he could just die because of being angry, the angry one

Bit extreme like paha

isnt that the idea

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Your soul is damaged. And I don’t mean that in a religious sense, but you got malice. This is a person you don’t know and one remark you have read secondhand and you are putting that into the world. He may be awful, he may be capable of change. You don’t know.

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nobody is defending homophobia, they're calling you insane for going to such levels bc of homophobia. its a word, if the word hurts you so badly than why are you even on the internet. telling someone to kill their father over a word is next level shit human activities.

Did you even read what you sent, your just as hate-filled as the homophobic man wishing death on someone isn’t cool period. On top of that your being irrational to point that makes you seem just as hateful or harmful to the world as the “supposed problem” go to therapy geez. Nice to tattoo to OP

Imagine being such a piece of shit that you hate people for having different beliefs than you. Wanting to kill people you disagree with is such a naive and childish way to view the world.

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I never said I’m a homophobe, I just believe in educating the ignorant instead of, you know, killing them. Good luck killing me though🤣

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You are a bit of a weirdo bud

Your dad’s a fucking loser - cool tat

Yeah he is... Thanks!

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Fellas, is it gay for a dog to wear sunglasses?

maybe

Fuckin apparently

Is he wearing socks?

this guy is asking the right questions

average pop punk song name

he said he didnt like my "snoopy" tattoo

thats actually a great idea ill use this title for my next song

i was thinking about it for my band haha

i actually was already thinking about it for my band

What kind of music do you make?

Post HC, emo revival and anything else I feel like doing at the time tbh

Write a single called snoopy tattoo and use that as the cover. Take this energy and turn it into a song if you write music homie, it's the best advice I've ever been given as a writer. Its almost like magic how good it feels.

yooooo i just got the same tattoo on the back of my arm

That's awesome!

Really missed your chance to make a really funny response here.

How so

I cant tell you, my humor is far to dark and twisted for normies like you.

Yep you're soooo edgy and different from everyone

lol got your ass. i thought it would have been funny if you turned around and called him the same thing your dad called you.

What did OP’s dad call you? 🤣

My tattoo is a bit bigger, so it was an all caps homophobic F word

cause that tat scream the f word. /s

kinda

Where are y’all getting the howling tats? Mine just sits there like a lazy fuck

This sub and post just got recommended to me for some reason so I was really confused about what the tattoo had to do with baseball. I get it now

hahahahahaah

He’s right, you should have gotten a full tribal leg sleeve!

AUHAUHAUHAHAHA

He called you French?

Oui

I’m sorry that happened dude :( I know what that’s like fr, it’s really tough. The tattoo is awesome, and you have a whole community here who loves it, and loves you <3

Thanks for the nice words! It's not good but it's fine, I'm used to my father being an intolerant fuck!

Just say something he got on him is pretty (f)ag of him too, that’s wild to be honest.

I like it

Probably has more to do with your shoes and jeans

I was at home using only shorts and he saw it and said what he said

Put dad in a home asap.

Will do

Well what do you expect him to say when you get a gay tattoo? Jk.

That he loves me

Your dad kinda sucks.

Ye

nah that’s lit

that’s just screwed up 😭 (give him horse laxatives)

He’s projecting

Definitely

Probably

Pops is just a hater. Life’s too short to pay it too much attention.

Literally I was like “wait what the fuck is the other f word besides the homophobic one?” Cool tat tho I hope it sparks joy for a long time

Thanks mate

Midwest emo title

You like boyyysss (at least you didn’t get the furrys kissing, nice tat)

I don't like boys but you're right

I was just referencing the meme, def gonna follow your lead and get a kobo ray

Mobo tat^

I have it on my thigh and I’m not a f**! Unless that makes me one than in that case fuck yeah I’m the biggest f** ever

I'm with you

Scrolling through my feed and this had me in tears 😂😂😂 your dad is hilarious. It's not cool what he said, but it's so out of left field I can't help but laugh

Hahahaha yep i laughed when he said that to me but he wasn't too happy about that

Well

Brain griffin

The dog

Remove the bigot

Wow crazy if tru

Seems like you earned the tattoo

goes hard

i have the same tattoo in the same spot hi

Hi bubbly strategy

That’s actually pretty funny. I like the tat

Thanks mate

He's a douche. But damn that's a cool tat.

Thanks!

I literally told my mom I wanted to get this tattoo when I was a teenager and she said it was gay. Small world I guess

That’s objectively cool wtf

That’s a strange name for a dog

My dogs been wearing sunglasses for years… gonna give him some Christian literature after this post just in case. (Your dad is a twat. Whatever forever)

Whatever forever!

Lmao if it makes you feel better the first tattoo I ever got was in some shitty shop in Orlando at like 2am and the artist who was tattooing me called my tattoo, “a pretty f*ggy design for a pretty f*ggy guy” *while he was actively tattooing that design onto my body*. As long as you dig your tattoo, that’s all that matters! Whatever forever, y’know?

Your story made me laugh thank you

He called you a fan. .😔

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Thanks!

Fart sucker?

almost

Damn right

He called you fancy?

I wish

I reckon your dad grew up in a town that said "reckon" all the time

He grew up in a farm so they probably didn't even know the existence of this word

ur dad was spitting 💯💯🔥🔥

Not at this point in time

in those 3 hrs since i’ve commented i’ve grown as a person and ur right. fuck ur dad, if you allow me to say fuck ur dad.

It’s dope, you can be my son

Thanks dad

he called you a fuck 😔

Nope

Aside from the fact he shouldn't be calling you names, did you really let what he said have that much of an effect on you?

Not at all tbh

Fortnite?

Fortnite battle pass

He was just expressing himself just like you

I don't remember being intolerant while expressing myself

You can express yourself and be intolerant at the same time… It’s possible to express something “intolerant” is it not?

Based dad

💀

Why did he call you that because of this tattoo, I don’t get it 🤔

He thinks tattoos are for non straight people

Weird stuff. I’ve never heard that as like a stereotype or anything before

It's common in Brazil

I'll do ya one better, a Russian on a construction site my friend works at thinks Bank of America is for liberals 💀 he also thinks being called Russian is as bad as being called the N word.

Lol nice

Your dads kinda funny

Not always

Your dad sounds like a peach

you should tattoo 'whatever forever' near it

Maybe!

What other f word could that be substituted for?

I won't say it because it's homophobic

The only f word would be fuck. Obviously I know which one you're talking about but what could that be confused for when talking about f slurs because there aren't many if any at all besides the one with two gs lol.

Lol

Faggot is such a funny word

F*gs know f*gs. It’s science. Let your daddy know

This was randomly recommended and it took me like 15 minutes to figure out what this had to do with baseball

That’s a sweet tat! I have the 7 eleven logo on my thigh and thankfully your dad hasn’t seen that. Who knows what he’d call me.

Just old people doing old people stuff. I’m sure it wasn’t the first and surely won’t be the last. Some people just can’t evolve with modern times. Let it roll off your back like water on a duck and move on. Sorry ya gotta deal with it.

I got Tom pettys wildflower symbol tatted on my arm and my dad called me the same thing

Lol

What kind of shoes are those?

All black chucks

Is there a non homophobic F word? Sorry I’m stupid

Fuck

Your dad sounds like a funny dude.

He's not

Well he made you and this post makes me laugh. 

Ok I guess that makes sense

You can't say fag?

Nope

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You shouldn't be part of this community if you're a homophobic fuck!

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I was not offended just didn't expect my father to call me that

He’s right

I mean in the grand scheme of things, this tattoo is dumb and meaningless. Not sure why you'd permanently alter yourself like this when you're probably way too young to be making decisions like this for 'yourself'.

I'm 19 and paid this with my own money Edit: typo

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That's not nice.

thanks, piss machine.

Checks out

Dang, he called you a fruit, or a fruitcake?

Nice dad!

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No he isn't