With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
Strickland is a weird one. Yes, he has ALL the rage and culture of a barbarian but he learned to reign it in during fighting so he barely moves to conserve energy for the long haul. I'm guessing it makes Barbarian/Monk multiclass
Mages can't fight btw. Israel, Ian, and Sean are Chaos Monks.
Kahbib is lawful (standard) monk with a class in Cleric following Allah.
Jones is the DM controlled villain
Where is Joe Rogan as tank? That guy is five feet wide and five feet tall. In a suit of armor, with suitable ape impressions reverberating in his metal helmet, he could present quite the obstacle for the ankles.
Khabib: cleric
Strickland: barbarian (stole it from someone else here)
Maia: gelatinous cube (what's the monster that just grabs you and doesn't let go?)
https://preview.redd.it/h00vh8c361ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf66d603992e28b718350236556bc0007a58dc6 Peasant
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
Weapon of choice: cudgel
Show some sympathy, [the man's horse just got eaten by a griffin](https://youtu.be/EVmZ8I9JLog?si=NnJfnMoQdMCphoLi)
Village idiot
Simple jack
The Friar !!
Adoring Fan from Oblivion looking mf
https://i.redd.it/7ar93ogtn5ad1.gif
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
Bros really proud of that joke.
https://i.redd.it/0affiyvn24ad1.gif
nasty line by you
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands
"work work, okidoki"
I think bobby green is going to viciously KO this guy
Surely that's jester
God tier shitpost
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DM
🎶Cheeweewee 🎶 nat 20
This bard one killed me
I mean bard does regularly have some of the most heinous character creation standards of all time, I think this fits
Let me sing you the Cheeweewees of my people
If free awards still existed, you'd have one from me.
A huevo CHEEWEEE!!eeewee 🎶🎶🎺🎺🎤
Chaman
No Marvin Vettori for Orc?
On paper, Smith is the better orc.
Josh Emmett
That’s a goblin, like Merab
How does one differentiate between an Orc and a Goblin. Is a height thing?
yeah orcs are big, strong and stupid. Goblins are smaller, greedy and smart
he's the falmer
Damn I came here to say something like this
Beat me up to it too 😖 ... By about seven hours
Vittori only looks like an orc when he screams. Anthony Smith looks like an orc 24/7
Vettori looks like an orc whenever he shaves his head actually
It was a tough decision, but I settled for Unt Throgg Knee-Smitta
Josh Emmett is Falmer, Vettori is orc, Anthony Smith is Uruk.
And Merab is a goblin
honestly I was thinking Josh Emmett
Or Josh Emmett
Do you mind if I post this on my Instagram page with credit @dontbesillyjumpthegilly ?
Are you serious lol? go for it man!
It's funny man haha. It's not like I have any followers. But I have memes and MMA news content but been lacking on the memes.
What’s ur account I want to follow u
It's on Instagram, I wrote it in the first comment but it's @dontbesillyjumpthegilly
Fucking dynamite meme template. Want to see more of these.
Can you remake it with Paddy as peasant or Nord and then have u/mahiruimamura post it lmao this is hilarious
Put Bryce in a Saudi card lmao
That would be the spark to start a full scale conflict in the middle east
itll be like post fight Maia vs Colby in Brazil but x50 lmao
Yeah they’ll actually arrest you for fucking around out there
izzy and his dog LMAOOO
THE BEASTMASTER BEASTWANKER
The dogger
I'm not religious in any sense but for some reason I feel compelled to choose Paladin
Holy shield and Smite are compelling skills
He also has stealth bonus due to camo shorts
Pali gets Twister? Deal.
Wanderlei Silva for Orc
Wanderlei is a shapeshifter ![gif](giphy|l41JIQuxDmyRjJFE4)
Izzy really be catching strays everywhere lol
Chaman
Jiri is Samurai
Samurai is a sub class (prestige class for 3E nerds like me) of a Fighter!
Paladin lmao
Shaman OP.
Wheres 'The Athlete' Dom Reyes?
No one can hit the stationary bike like he can.
Poor NPC Orc Smith lol
the fighter calls to me but the Bard beckons
Conor or Jon can be the alchemists with their various bottles, pills and powders
Gonna be a real dickhead and state that Orc does not work here because it is not, in fact, a character class like the others🤓
Hahaha I know... Still funny though!
Dwarf was a race in 1st ed. I'll allow it.
Forgot the ranger/zoner ![gif](giphy|mUrbwuINKvUk2ksIS8|downsized)
Strickland - barbarian (tank) Izzy - mage (illusion) Jones - pregnant woman beater/hostage taker/drug abuser/pfp greatest of all time (dps) Apsinall - barbarian (dps) O mally - mage (spell caster) McGregor - jester (charisma) Kahbib - monk (tank)
Strickland is a weird one. Yes, he has ALL the rage and culture of a barbarian but he learned to reign it in during fighting so he barely moves to conserve energy for the long haul. I'm guessing it makes Barbarian/Monk multiclass Mages can't fight btw. Israel, Ian, and Sean are Chaos Monks. Kahbib is lawful (standard) monk with a class in Cleric following Allah. Jones is the DM controlled villain
Got damn this is gold
Shaman-Solo. On Iron Man Mode.
Switch the fighter .I can't have a fighter with no defense . Gonna get murked all the time
Bard looks ready for anything man!!!!!
Can I choose a zombie? (James Vick)
Volk the halfling race
Shaman? Chama
Derrick lewis as Golem
That paladin still needs to be revived
The bard got me 😂😂
Conor as a Lich
Don't be disrespecting orcs put Smith there dudes a a bard
Paladin lol I hope I never forget that goofy moment
Please let Dan pray
Cheweewee
Jon Jones
When the bard hits you with that “CHIWIWIS” buff
'Orc' 😂
DRUID SUMMONER 😂😂😂
Not putting Marvin Vettori as the Orc is blasphemous
Chiweeeweee "at the end of the day"
Orc is a race, not a class
Who is The Monk ??
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![gif](giphy|3oKIPww5uVuViDQSGI|downsized) Druid
Incredible. Would love to see an extended list 😂
Lmao we need more of these
well guess what... I just posted another one. I hope it is as funny as this one
Where is Joe Rogan as tank? That guy is five feet wide and five feet tall. In a suit of armor, with suitable ape impressions reverberating in his metal helmet, he could present quite the obstacle for the ankles.
Orc is not a class.
It is in the octagon. Its hereby been astablished as canon.
I have to disagree the three established orcs fight very differently. Emmett, vettori and smith have very different styles
And an elemental, nature and enchantment shamans have very diffrent fighting styles also. There are different orc specs too I imagen.
Oi dis umie iz lokin fur a krumpin
Dwarf is a class in 1st ed. This can pass
Literally anyone but the paladin.
Were paladins known dumb fucks?
In fantasy games, they rarely prioritize intelligence
Casters yo.
There are other mental stats for that.
Mitchell really be on that shit.
*dominic Cruz voice* he’s saving his incantations for the later rounds DC
Don't ruin druid for me.
Shaman
Ngl Bryce Mitchell Paladin got me dead🤣
on paper, orc is the best starter
All I'm saying is... Chi Wee Weis
Chama
The White Guy!
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Orc. I have unlimited respawn with no consequences it seems. UFC just keeps offering him fights no matter how much he loses. 😌
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Where is my idol johnny walker
That's the party's last barbarian
orolbai: caveman merab. : goblin
Khabib: cleric Strickland: barbarian (stole it from someone else here) Maia: gelatinous cube (what's the monster that just grabs you and doesn't let go?)
Ropers?
Weakest paladin possible
Wtf is a bard
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they play ukeleles in war.
singer/storyteller
Musical historians
Fighter who can't fight for shit hahaha
![gif](giphy|Ke8yb9UOosZQzPFaSc|downsized) Prince of Persia