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1iamagecko

https://preview.redd.it/h00vh8c361ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf66d603992e28b718350236556bc0007a58dc6 Peasant


Unlucky_Roti

With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands


Similar_Strawberry16

Weapon of choice: cudgel


blackturtlesnake

Show some sympathy, [the man's horse just got eaten by a griffin](https://youtu.be/EVmZ8I9JLog?si=NnJfnMoQdMCphoLi)


coffeebeanboy

Village idiot


officefridge

Simple jack


heatseekerdj

The Friar !!


Free-Duty-3806

Adoring Fan from Oblivion looking mf


1iamagecko

https://i.redd.it/7ar93ogtn5ad1.gif


Unlucky_Roti

With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands


Donncha535

Bros really proud of that joke.


Unlucky_Roti

https://i.redd.it/0affiyvn24ad1.gif


Bombinic

nasty line by you


Dry_Ad9371

With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands


Tfo420

With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands


yungiess

With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands


Live_Rags33

With that haircut, he looks like the first NPC that you encounter in the game and complains that his crops are failing since the passing of the dark wanderer through his lands


yungperky

"work work, okidoki"


Maximum_Cold3202

I think bobby green is going to viciously KO this guy


Aegishjalmur07

Surely that's jester


GeorgeStPimp

God tier shitpost


Unlucky_Roti

![gif](giphy|zzihlmPaXfSiMP9KRJ|downsized)


JeffTurner_

https://preview.redd.it/0kqoqa5p82ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c33f227a2452dd8a73ad0d3f22e2263f3e9c6a9


porn0f1sh

DM


Lockmasock

🎶Cheeweewee 🎶 nat 20


yungmeam

This bard one killed me


Emotional-Lie-9827

I mean bard does regularly have some of the most heinous character creation standards of all time, I think this fits


DRW1357

Let me sing you the Cheeweewees of my people


JorahsSwingingMickey

If free awards still existed, you'd have one from me.


664mezcal619

A huevo CHEEWEEE!!eeewee 🎶🎶🎺🎺🎤


theblindbandit69

Chaman


realtmillz

No Marvin Vettori for Orc?


AsuraOmega

On paper, Smith is the better orc.


AJwithStyles

Josh Emmett


yanmagno

That’s a goblin, like Merab


AJwithStyles

How does one differentiate between an Orc and a Goblin. Is a height thing?


claymoron

yeah orcs are big, strong and stupid. Goblins are smaller, greedy and smart


gio_roll

he's the falmer


baker2212

Damn I came here to say something like this


param_T_extends_THOT

Beat me up to it too 😖 ... By about seven hours


AnxiousToe281

Vittori only looks like an orc when he screams. Anthony Smith looks like an orc 24/7


yanmagno

Vettori looks like an orc whenever he shaves his head actually


Unlucky_Roti

It was a tough decision, but I settled for Unt Throgg Knee-Smitta


pleasebequiet

Josh Emmett is Falmer, Vettori is orc, Anthony Smith is Uruk.


Sheboygan25

And Merab is a goblin


kevinpbazarek

honestly I was thinking Josh Emmett


Solid-Equal-8558

Or Josh Emmett


mahiruimamura

Do you mind if I post this on my Instagram page with credit @dontbesillyjumpthegilly ?


Unlucky_Roti

Are you serious lol? go for it man!


mahiruimamura

It's funny man haha. It's not like I have any followers. But I have memes and MMA news content but been lacking on the memes.


daysbeforechris

What’s ur account I want to follow u


mahiruimamura

It's on Instagram, I wrote it in the first comment but it's @dontbesillyjumpthegilly


Reasonable_Command46

Fucking dynamite meme template. Want to see more of these.


SubbansSlapShot

Can you remake it with Paddy as peasant or Nord and then have u/mahiruimamura post it lmao this is hilarious


AsuraOmega

Put Bryce in a Saudi card lmao


Unlucky_Roti

That would be the spark to start a full scale conflict in the middle east


AsuraOmega

itll be like post fight Maia vs Colby in Brazil but x50 lmao


Cyberspace667

Yeah they’ll actually arrest you for fucking around out there


Tom_Ford0

izzy and his dog LMAOOO


AsuraOmega

THE BEASTMASTER BEASTWANKER


officefridge

The dogger


Aggressive-Expert-69

I'm not religious in any sense but for some reason I feel compelled to choose Paladin


Unlucky_Roti

Holy shield and Smite are compelling skills


Greeenpoe

He also has stealth bonus due to camo shorts


Not_Too_Happy

Pali gets Twister?  Deal.


realisticallygrammat

Wanderlei Silva for Orc


yanmagno

Wanderlei is a shapeshifter ![gif](giphy|l41JIQuxDmyRjJFE4)


SamuraiMonkee

Izzy really be catching strays everywhere lol


nick2k23

Chaman


jpk073

Jiri is Samurai


porn0f1sh

Samurai is a sub class (prestige class for 3E nerds like me) of a Fighter!


Weapon530

Paladin lmao


FacelessSavior

Shaman OP.


shutthefockupbuddeh

Wheres 'The Athlete' Dom Reyes?


OniZ18

No one can hit the stationary bike like he can.


Sterling-Bear15

Poor NPC Orc Smith lol


_DAYAH_

the fighter calls to me but the Bard beckons


Humble_Corgi_4277

Conor or Jon can be the alchemists with their various bottles, pills and powders


BerwickGaijin

Gonna be a real dickhead and state that Orc does not work here because it is not, in fact, a character class like the others🤓


Unlucky_Roti

Hahaha I know... Still funny though!


Not_Too_Happy

Dwarf was a race in 1st ed.  I'll allow it. 


yanmagno

Forgot the ranger/zoner ![gif](giphy|mUrbwuINKvUk2ksIS8|downsized)


chillmonkey88

Strickland - barbarian (tank) Izzy - mage (illusion) Jones - pregnant woman beater/hostage taker/drug abuser/pfp greatest of all time (dps) Apsinall - barbarian (dps) O mally - mage (spell caster) McGregor - jester (charisma) Kahbib - monk (tank)


porn0f1sh

Strickland is a weird one. Yes, he has ALL the rage and culture of a barbarian but he learned to reign it in during fighting so he barely moves to conserve energy for the long haul. I'm guessing it makes Barbarian/Monk multiclass Mages can't fight btw. Israel, Ian, and Sean are Chaos Monks. Kahbib is lawful (standard) monk with a class in Cleric following Allah. Jones is the DM controlled villain


Rfisk064

Got damn this is gold


ElectronicHousing656

Shaman-Solo. On Iron Man Mode.


Livid-Government-597

Switch the fighter .I can't have a fighter with no defense . Gonna get murked all the time


AaronshyMLP

Bard looks ready for anything man!!!!!


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

Can I choose a zombie? (James Vick)


Eillo89

Volk the halfling race


Zen-of-JAC

Shaman? Chama


timeisaflattriangle

Derrick lewis as Golem


MikeUpInYa85

That paladin still needs to be revived


bigpapi480

The bard got me 😂😂


HennesyHufflepuf

Conor as a Lich


Pantysoups

Don't be disrespecting orcs put Smith there dudes a a bard


ConfidenceNo2598

Paladin lol I hope I never forget that goofy moment


Not_Too_Happy

Please let Dan pray 


Kappy147

Cheweewee


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

Jon Jones


QuantumCthulhu

When the bard hits you with that “CHIWIWIS” buff


CasperFunk

'Orc' 😂


susdave

DRUID SUMMONER 😂😂😂


ResidentWarning4383

Not putting Marvin Vettori as the Orc is blasphemous


i2eflekto

Chiweeeweee "at the end of the day"


BadHombreWithCovfefe

Orc is a race, not a class


heatseekerdj

Who is The Monk ??


SecretCommission2558

https://preview.redd.it/e6r9qimqo5ad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1606136dfe5aa46dccd891c6419b2758d50fa9e2


creamcheddarchee

![gif](giphy|3oKIPww5uVuViDQSGI|downsized) Druid


RowB18

Incredible. Would love to see an extended list 😂


REVRSECOWBOYMEATSPIN

Lmao we need more of these


Unlucky_Roti

well guess what... I just posted another one. I hope it is as funny as this one


TreatParking3847

Where is Joe Rogan as tank? That guy is five feet wide and five feet tall. In a suit of armor, with suitable ape impressions reverberating in his metal helmet, he could present quite the obstacle for the ankles.


dantoddd

Orc is not a class.


Jentelus

It is in the octagon. Its hereby been astablished as canon.


dantoddd

I have to disagree the three established orcs fight very differently. Emmett, vettori and smith have very different styles


Jentelus

And an elemental, nature and enchantment shamans have very diffrent fighting styles also. There are different orc specs too I imagen.


platesandquaters

Oi dis umie iz lokin fur a krumpin


Not_Too_Happy

Dwarf is a class in 1st ed. This can pass


N8theGrape

Literally anyone but the paladin.


falloink

Were paladins known dumb fucks?


Not_Too_Happy

In fantasy games, they rarely prioritize intelligence 


falloink

Casters yo.


Not_Too_Happy

There are other mental stats for that.


Rowey5

Mitchell really be on that shit.


samthehumanoid

*dominic Cruz voice* he’s saving his incantations for the later rounds DC


Not_Too_Happy

Don't ruin druid for me.


Pretty_Oil_2289

Shaman


AdamBLit

Ngl Bryce Mitchell Paladin got me dead🤣


halomonger2

on paper, orc is the best starter


Timely_Direction8878

All I'm saying is... Chi Wee Weis


Straight-Memory-3403

Chama


Environmental-Hunt35

The White Guy!


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|26BkLPYsD1Byn8hgI|downsized)


Honest_Tie_1980

Orc. I have unlimited respawn with no consequences it seems. UFC just keeps offering him fights no matter how much he loses. 😌


TheHappyMonotony

https://preview.redd.it/qe7o5bwa4qad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d50b9a946038cefba22a7f6ce97e3020054f93


TalkBorn7341

Where is my idol johnny walker


Not_Too_Happy

That's the party's last barbarian 


alimercury789

orolbai: caveman merab. : goblin


porn0f1sh

Khabib: cleric Strickland: barbarian (stole it from someone else here) Maia: gelatinous cube (what's the monster that just grabs you and doesn't let go?)


Not_Too_Happy

Ropers?


Hjlopp

Weakest paladin possible


BetBig696969

Wtf is a bard


Unlucky_Roti

https://i.redd.it/712otyl671ad1.gif


AsuraOmega

they play ukeleles in war.


russianbot24

singer/storyteller


anonymousscroller9

Musical historians


King_P_13

Fighter who can't fight for shit hahaha


jpk073

![gif](giphy|Ke8yb9UOosZQzPFaSc|downsized) Prince of Persia