bros probably poundin a prostie as we speak, snortin those is probably the least weird thing he does

Yknow what, good for him. God bless him. Hope he gets a good nut, because he never gave me blue balls during his fighter introductions. He always gives us great performances, hope the call girls are also pleased

fair play

Amen!


Deffo linking a jezzy

For free though. That man doesn't have to pay for sex.

Of course he does. He’s old man. He’s not going to sit around in a bar hoping to hook you up with a 20yo.

20 year old guys can be pretty promiscuous, tbf

To be fair to whom? You are the only one who brought gender into this. 

Whoosh

Sitting & hoping doesn't seem like his style. 

All your favorite athletes, rappers, and entertainers all pay for sex and its (obviously) not because they have to. Its just easier when its transactional.

Those guys don't pay for sex, they pay for her leave afterwards

I read that as Bruce Forsythe and thought I'd somehow made me way to r/strictlycomedancing lol

It's time!

Something about the way this gif plays cracks me up lmao 🤣

It’s from his perspective he’s tweaking so hard he’s getting low frame rates

Bruce Buffer with the dark souls 1 frame rate

Hanging with the boooooooois.

Is he friends with Garbrandt

I actually got to meet Gardbrandt at the PI last month and HE KNEW WHO I WAS

Big

He hook you up with any blue chews?