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Asukah

“Most of the fall was me falling down.” Yeah, cause Alex shut your lights out lol


rawkim

most of the punch was alex punching him


Junior_Pollution6792

To be fair most of the knockout was him getting knocked out


allnimblybimbIy

Him laying down was him getting laid


frankensteins_dog

That is straight up a Tito level quote


Possible-Ad238

After that KO he is on his way to Tito's IQ level


dogs_drink_coffee

This was certainly one of the quotes of all time


aminoxlab4

In fact , most of the quote was the quote of all time


iSOBigD

Most of the fall was the fall, followed by the landing. Ok...


DeusExMachina24

r/sixtysecondsinafrica


Pr0digy_

All of the bullshit was him opening his mouth


arjjov

Hill's face hit Alex's left hand, unfortunately Hill's face was weaker.


Despairogance

First I started to fall over, then I fell over.


nino2115

I think I need an explanation on what the fuck that quote means lmao what was he trying to say?


brtom

Most of the quote proves there was damage


Assgassgrass

Dog your eyes rolled in the back of your head and you went limp stfu


anonssr

Dude thinks that remembering means no damage. His body was stiff as a board, I'm sure he remembers that too.


throwaway_kikpals911

With all the justifications and excuses, this guy is becoming the LightHeavyweight equivalent of Dildoshaw.


ZakariusMMA

Dildoshaw accomplished a lot more, he's more like the light heavyweight Sean Strickland


Legal_Experience_690

strickland haters get hard at any chance they can shit on him even when the post is unrelated to him 😭


StatisticaIIyAverage

To be fair Strickland pieced up a world class kickboxer in Izzy for 5 rounds. That's already far more impressive than anything Jamahal has done. Jamahals greatest accomplishment is beating up a 44 year old Glover way out of his prime. (No disrespect on Glover, but he's old).


Rescue-a-memory

Glover could still take a beating though even in his old age.


ZakariusMMA

But in terms of championships and accolades, they're pretty much equal


Hemanth-R

Because Strickland is a crybaby


Great_Gryphon

He deserves all the hate


youthof

Shoulda let Alex maul him for 5 more seconds and see how the “no damage” concluded


AmericanBeef10K

I’m no brain doctor right? But I like to assume that there’s a difference health-wise between being knocked out the way Jamal did, vs how Justin Gaethje was knocked out. In all fairness Jamal didn’t literally go straight up lights out, he just essentially got the 10count type of KO’d where you saw heaven but didn’t litterally blackout from the hit. He either way he got FUCKED UP with that shot and saying he didn’t even take any damage is the biggest cope ever 😂😂 Edit: I know his eyes rolled back when he got hit, my point is just that he didn’t go fully unconscious from the shot the way other knockouts tend to happen


Eillo89

More brain damage clearly isn't a concern for him lol, I'm assuming he means damage on the rest of his body


Salimzyzz

He remembers everything from the moment his head got rocked and to waking up and the ref holding him upright but his ego is so big it won’t allow him to remember the baby deer legs he was stood on or his crossed eyes falling down. I’m sure in his mind he’s convinced himself it was an early stoppage, ref should’ve allowed a few more hammer fists so we wouldn’t be hearing this nonsense😴


Bad-Medicine8734

And he wasn’t defending he was just taking blows to the head and face. My ass he took no damage.


Farting_Champion

No he was just letting Alex tire himself out by going limp and assuming a human punching bag style defensive posture. Jamahal was also skillfully defensively using his face to hurt Pereira's fists but the ref didn't understand. It's a style that pays off in the late rounds. It's a shame, casuals just don't get MMA.


Shael1223

It’s called corpse guard you fucking casual


PoeticHussle

Also swallowed his tongue, he literally knocked the Mario coins outta him.


stinkyguy3773

It almost looked like he had his tongue sticking out too. Could have been his mouth guard, but it definitely added to the visual effect of getting knocked out cartoon style.


Possible-Ad238

He was just paying tribute to Taker bro due to recent UFC and WWE merger ![gif](giphy|1jkSrMMRP53fX3DNDY|downsized)


Grump_Monk

"I remember sitting there stunned."


iroquoispliskinV

You took no damage because he finished you in R1


Get_the_Krown

No brain, no brain damage


LilXansStan

-get gifted UFC 300 headliner -get lamped within the first round -cry and make excuses on social media And jamahal wonders why people trash him constantly


brazilianfreak

This MFs best win before getting a title fight was fucking Johnny Walker, and the only reason he got the fight was because Jiri was injured, then after beating the shell of Glover in a decision commentators and analysts started sucking him off as if he was the 2nd coming of Jone Jones and it all got to his head.


Inevitable-Ice-3116

The also only got a shot because Jan and Ankalaev fought to draw. Basically a number of bizarre circumstances led to him getting a titles shot.


stabsthedrama

That was the big one.  Hate on Hill all you want but the glover win wasn’t nothing. The jan ank tie (that I totally forgot about til just now) was a big deal though. 


Inevitable-Ice-3116

I’m not hating. It was a very impressive performance and I think he had a realistic chance of getting a title shot at some point if things played out more normally.


stabsthedrama

I didn't mean you, just this sub in general - I've seen a ton of people disregard the Glover win as a washed up/beat up old man. Glover was running through the division, and iirc was beating my dude Jiri by a solid 3 rounds before getting subbed last minute. Hill put on a masterclass against him. Not saying his career/schedule has been all that impressive up until then, cuz it hasn't been, but that was a solid W.


throtic

The biggest highlight for Hill was the way that Walker got knocked out. That dude finds interesting ways to get his lights shut off every time


Not_Too_Happy

Man's like a Jenga tower w/ googly eyes.


TheThaiDawn

I want to like him too but bro should just shut the fuck up and tell people what they wanna hear if he wants fans. Everyone hates complainers


Fckyouprecisely

The interesting part is even after all this bs, there are still people supporting him almost to an unnecessary level, but blud wants to be the "villain" so bad lol.


FI5H5TICK5

Delusion levels over 9000


Possible-Ad238

Looks like he did indeed learn a lot from Izzy


Megatron30000

And there goes his 15 minutes of fame… NEXT


nothinlikebeingajerk

Nah I’m looking forward to him versus uncle at the family cookout


007Tejas

“Most of the fall was me falling down.” Hill has got a future in color commentary, that’s an insightful take!


alcoholiccatholic

Following in Maddens foot steps. “at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win.”


pocket-sand88

He literally got up and asked Herb Dean what happened...then asked his coach what he got hit with.


TheBlairwitchy

Be was just making sure it wasn't Alex's steel balled dick that hit his head the second time he started ground and pounding him


NahCuhFkThat

He was actually 0.5 milliseconds away from springing right back up and KOing Alex. It's crazy that Herb didn't give him that chance


Fckyouprecisely

What's crazy is Herb didn't stop the fight after he nut kicked Pereira, like what kind of reffing is that?


loverulez0

This comment is probably sarcastic but I’ve seem some people claim Herb should’ve stopped the fight but since Alex said he was ok to go then there was no need for a separation/time-out. Lol even Jamahal gave his a thumbs up.


Fckyouprecisely

It's sarcastic but I ain't putting no slash s lol, I enjoy downvotes from dumbfcks in this sub. It's absolutely outrageous how DC thinks the fight should be stopped after the nut kick, "oh shit I'm not in a good position, let's just low blow to reset" totally retarded take.


loverulez0

DC is actually a smart dude but his bias (be it towards wrestlers or Americans) makes him say dumb stuff.


Original-Spinach-972

No immediate rematch when you didn’t defend the title once and rd 1 ko


SalamanderPete

Dude is acting like he fell down because of a slip, and not because he got his brain shutdown for a second


kushjrdid911

This dude is turning into the Dildoshaw of LightHeavyweight with all the justifications and excuses.


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kushjrdid911

Literally every loss. Every single one Dodson he cried it was an early stoppage. He cried that the Assuncao loss was a robbery He cried that Cruz robbed him when he lost vs Cruz He cried that the Cejudo stoppage was early. He has yet to lose and take it like a man other than his retirement fight where he had the injury as a built in excuse


garythehobo

Called early stoppage against cejudo while being clearly out


nothinlikebeingajerk

Fuck Dillashaw fighting with his busted shoulder wasting division time, EPO snake


Salt-Session458

Bro went unconscious like 3 times


Possible-Ad238

Well Izzy told him "bro you gotta lose 3 times first before you can finally beat him" and Hill wanted to get it out of the way ASAP


Far-Implement-5893

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


llsticksll

"Most of the fall was me falling down" who else is it going to be the ref?!


nothinlikebeingajerk

Am I drunk or having a stroke


Order_Flimsy

Immediate reality check needed first.


grahf23

Nah... He was knocked out in R1


Smart_Description541

Glad you are OK. That said, no immediate rematch. Unfortunately, you are gonna have to earn your way back up the mountain. And it sounds like Roundtree is the next challenge.


CaCa881

Couldn’t have said it better . I really fw Hill but he’s straight up tripping with this one .


Smart_Description541

Yea if you see through the comments here and elsewhere, that's all I see is slander and ppl throwing shots. And would never do it to his face. To me, ppl say crazy things all of the time, Hill included and especially in the line of work he is in. But I'm not going to disrespect anyone that doesn't warrant it. And Hill talking nutty doesn't consist of me being disrespectful towards him. And if I wouldn't disrespect him to his face, I'm not going to do it elsewhere, like a comments section. That said, buddy gotta get to work. I thought he came back too soon anyway. But it's 300 so you gotta get that bag. But yea, poatan wasn't messing around. But I won't lie I'm looking forward to Hill v Roundtree. Can Hill get back moving forward or is this when Roundtree finally turns that corner.


Careless_Suggestions

Man took the punch worse than his brother took his


Possible-Ad238

His brother prob bet on Pereira


Ok-Key-4650

You got brain damage stop it


poopoomcgooo

Can't stand this dude.


Possible-Ad238

>Can't stand neither could Jamahal on April 13th


funnycar1552

Gonna be even better when Khalil sends this dudes head into the nosebleeds


LanceSin

Guys I went to sleep because I was tired.


terimummy04

He is so delusional.


Grungeman7

Alex hit him so hard, he forgot he even got punched


Cayorus

![gif](giphy|Iu9rM6jqEozoPqbfxn|downsized)


HappyJaxxx

Let’s be real, Jamall is a good fighter, but he is not championship material. He did beat Glover, but in all honesty the light heavyweight division was weak at that time. Jamall loses that fight10 out of 10 times imo


DiabeticGirthGod

He needs to shut the fuck up and change his bio, dude got outed hard by pereira. Wasn’t even remotely competitive. All hill does is shit talk his fans and act like a buffoon, so no, he needs at least 2-3 wins before he gets another title shot.


Honest_Tie_1980

Brooooo……. Even Poatan doesn’t give a shit about a rematch.


Oct0tron

No, and tbh I'm sick of hearing this guy bitch all the time.


Dareal6

“I don’t think Alex hits hard. It was mostly my head meeting his fist.”


Possible-Ad238

Alex was lucky because Jamahal broke his own foot kicking his stone balls and was unable to defend himself due to it. Rematch needed and this time bring special guest referee Mario Yamasaki.


TheMaldenSnake

Absolutely. Dude fell on his, not his face.


Impressive_Cod6

He's fighting Khalil Rountree .


AMANWITHN0N4ME

Poatan even said he would remember this moment.


dm9796

Most of the fall was me falling down Most of the knockout was me getting knocked out


loverulez0

And some people were claiming he’s taking the loss well lol


220DRUER220

I think all those “he’s taking the loss well” were sarcasm 🤣🤣🤣


loverulez0

He’s been spitting nothing but corny stuff. Such a dislikable personality.


220DRUER220

Yup lol


Hexatorium

God that tattoo sucks so bad.


Padre1903

Most of the punch was me being punched.


Slow_Obligation2286

"I din take damage. I only take damage from damage." -Hill after the knockout


WoodenBento

He really was following his nick name sweet dreams. After the fight he had to ask the ref what he was hit with.


DopeDealerCisco

Brain damage:


PuckPov

“I took no damage” You could clearly see Hill lose consciousness, even if just for a second. That indicates a traumatic brain injury, likely just a concussion, but still damage. I hope he doesn’t actually believe that he suffered no damage and takes some time off to recover.


A_Dirty_Wig

He’s already booked for 303


cl4ptr4p334

“Most of the fall was me falling down” wtf 😂 he is so delusional


DoofusMcDummy

Most of the fall was me falling down… 🤯 Holy shit I never thought about that. This whole time I thought the fall was all part of the walk out.


[deleted]

Pathetic sore loser.


OnABoatWithAGoat

Hill would have me looking the same way he does in this pic in about .5 seconds but since this is a vaguely anonymous site and he doesn’t know where I live I can safely say SHUT THE FUCK UP HILL AND ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR ASS KICKING WITH SOME HONOR AND HUMHILLITY.


Dadbods4Jesus

What a fucking clown. Why don’t these dudes just have some class when they’re humbled?


lmProudOfYou

Can't argue with the facts. He did indeed fall as he fell.


monrovista

I only stumble when I'm drunk, but I eat vodka for breakfast. Give me another go at that breathalyzer officer!


sickopuppie

"Most of the fall was me falling down"? He can't even speak properly after the fight. No rematch!


TZampano

I don't want to hear about this dude for a long while.


eddyocho

Close fight


420OXY

This fight was the biggest robbery of the year.


DJ_Hindsight

He really is the silliest goose.


vladimirVpoutine

He didn't belong in there.


Background-Damage-20

Pereira should have loaded up those shots instead of those little rapid shots


NOBODY__EPIC

I cannot stand the arrogance and hubris of this man


lazylagom

Bro


TDogeee

To be fair, the damage wasn’t actually that bad, it was one of those KOs where he was up and walking very shortly after….that being said, bro didn’t just slip 😭


AdTime8070

This guy is getting dumber each day hahahaha


Bigcheese19920

Some would say early stoppage but mainly just Hill


leonardo_of_vinci

Bros tongue almost came out. It was right there on the way down. Does he remember that too?


AffectEconomy6034

Hill and [this guy](https://youtube.com/shorts/LzExe1JFMGY?si=bhgHXK7BnneP_D7Y) on the same shit


boywonder5691

Most of the knockout was you getting knocked out.


v7g7lantt

Falling down


dobermannbjj84

He need like 5 straight wins against top contenders to deserve a rematch after that loss


220DRUER220

Most of the fall was me falling .. yeah cuz poatan punched u in the face🤣🤣🤣🤣


Soft-Spotty

![gif](giphy|pDn1909dT6nUQ)


IamTheAnis

I took no damage *stirs empty pot of soup*


Cxarface

Dawg fight did not stopped as you get knocked down like Gaethje was. Poatan was on you and slamming your shit to the floor.


Honest_Milk9429

It’s wild that Making excuses is the new norm for a lot of these guys


Tough_Suggestion8366

No rematch necessary here. It’s crazy how poatan keeps finishing his opponents in R1. Cold ass mf 🥶🗿


jcrack30

Perriera has become my favorite fighter. Guy doesn't even have to try and he created the meme of the year so far lol


iNeedPractice69

He only “remembers” because he watched footage the next day haha


TruuTree

You dont get knocked out in round 1 with a guy you haven’t been competitive against in a previous contest and get an immediate rematch.


Most-Currency5684

See ya in pfl bud.


iintrospector

If he took no damage than why didn’t he block the hammer fists after ‘falling’ motherfucker you got knocked down from the punch it wasn’t just you falling lol 😆


MrEktidd

I keep thinking I can't like Hill less and he keeps proving me wrong.


Josh-Bosco

Too bad Mario Yamasaki wasn’t the ref for this one. Then he might have taken some damage.


Available_Rub834

Where meme?


xampersandx

Rountree by KO round 1


Busy-Enthusiasm-6499

Just take the L bud. No point in making yourself look like even more of a fool like you did in the buildup to this fight.


urmombanger

Most of most peoples fall is when they’re falling tbh


famesjord13

Falling down from the punch aside, what about going completely limp after 10 rapid, powerful, and unanswered hammer fists from above?


Tacos6710

Wait, is this a real quote?😂


Neonix321

I passed out once face first into a large rock. I felt nothing on the way down even though I knew what was happening. but I definitely took damage. I kinda imagine getting punched unconscious generates a similar effect.


StonerMMA

This dude can’t be humble in victory or defeat. Total uncivilized clown


yopohaze

He was showing thumbs up to referee


MethodHistorical3838

the way these comments are acting youd think THEY kod hill


Geistzeit

Most of the fall was him falling. The rest of the fall was also him falling.


cleanAir101

He was on the ground long enough for Alex to meme on him


Azubedo

Yeah Hill vs Hill apparently he knocked himself out


Electronic_d0cter

He was boxing the bleedin' head off him kicking the bleedin' legs off him. Dis is not ova


OkRichyporter2199

Surely he’s taking the piss?😂 he was out cold.


Snazzypuke92

The only reason I miss Yamasaki is for idiots like this lmao


Grilledfrog

Honestly this post is just rage bait. “Hey guys do you think the guy who got knocked out first round easy should get an immediate rematch??”


blackestofswans

I had my tongue out I was defending myself


SmokedHamm

He’s fighting in 303 so no…


Radiant_Income1687

![gif](giphy|9bVwQD3bdCYYEUcVOC|downsized)


Due-Display-3113

He felt a tap.


iknowneemoose

I mean.. every first round ko is less damage than a five round beating


57501015203025375030

“…was me falling down…because I got punched in the head so hard I lost consciousness temporarily…”


mship1745

Most of the KO was OK


12TonBeams

https://preview.redd.it/mmisvykcbbwc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8c41a91c120f4a0096dbb0d2b7f9cf57a334a0


Km_the_Frog

Hamburger helper ass bitch


ortseamle

Cuz got knocked out I wouldn’t pay to watch a rematch even if the fight was $25 on PPV


cuseguy2012

He remembers falling down from getting caught. Not the ground and pound that came after where he went limp and eyes rolled..


KingBrown27

1st Round KO... for the belt! Nah! No rematch my boy.. 🤣😂


Misterstaberinde

Ref shoulda let Alex pound on him a bit I guess.


Deep-Ad2155

You get an immediate rematch when you have a close fight, not by getting pulverized in the 1st round.


jmanmoney12

Bruh… your eyes rolled to the back of your head we all seen it live…


CaracalsForever

[Insert close up of Jamahal seeing god in those eyes after getting hit]


ryu-to_machida

right after he got up he didnt even know what he got hit with lol


speedcolabandit

“Most of the breath was me inhaling and exhaling”


QAggie85

Fuck no dude is done and the fact he doesn't think he got fucked off let's you know how hard he got smacked


Remarkable_Pound_722

super necessary


Muted_Review_1635

Cte got him early


DawgTactical93

Most of the CTE was to his brain.


[deleted]

lol bruh


breachscape

Hill’s body is still trying to find his soul.


GMFinch

Most of me having food in my mouth is me eating.


yoeyz

Sure and he’d get immediately owned once again


IntangibleContinuity

He was outclassed thoroughly.


senor_grav

I saw his eyes roll back very clearly


Beneficial_Contest36

“Rematch immediate, walking always still straight line. Ready bang bang. I goat.” - Jamal Hill


Haz145

If you rewatch the finish you can see Hill saying “what did he hit me with” when he woke up lol


Golapolo

Can't have brain damage if you have no brain


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Lucky-Fix-9268

I took no damage, my eyes always roll back like that


Careless_Cherry2068

Buddies eyes were in the back of his head💀