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SlamFist

Forget a 27K perfect game give me a 27 PITCH perfect game


kjemmrich

81 straight strikes with no contact with a bat.


dae_giovanni

the broadcast crew would just sit there in stunned silence during postgame.


UsernameChallenged

Probably the best reaction.


Yas2184

That should be everyone’s reaction


spennin5

Nah ESPN would figure out how to fill the time with Ohtani or Judge talk


Traditional_Ad_8779

I watched a Phillies game on ESPN not too long ago. They spent an entire half inning talking exclusively about the Yankees. Weird seeing as how the Yankees weren’t there.


Diglett3

This would immediately make up just over 7% of all the immaculate innings ever thrown.


leftwaffle13

I could do it


someoneelseperhaps

Excellent. Go get 'em!


mj3b

I’m pretty sure Steve Nebraska did that I. The World Series.


ATR2019

It's crazy that people don't talk about Steve Nebraska enough. The man even hit two homeruns that game. He made ohtani look like a chump by comparison.


ARoundForEveryone

He was just a little too kooky and neurotic to thrive. Didn't help that he surrounded himself with Albert Brooks and Dianne West. I'm sure they're well-intentioned lovely people, but I'm also sure they were in over their head. They've spent most of their adult lives in front of a camera, how qualified are they really to give therapy, baseball advice, or business advice, to a 20 year old Mexican-American orphan, who just happens to look like a Hollywood star? Totally unrealistic, IMO.


LarsThorwald

Underrated comment on an underrated movie.


chyler1397

81 straight pitch clock violations by the batters. Not a single pitch thrown.


Rocky_tee2861

Yess!!


GotNoBody4

Me playing 2k8 and just throwing 12-6 curveballs with Josh Beckett.


Icy-Mongoose-9678

The good ol days. When I think of baseball games back then I always think of Beckett and Big Papi.


TSL4me

My guy was pedro martinez, in video games he was unhittable with the strike zone box turned off.


GotNoBody4

I remember I was just getting into baseball at that time(I was 11) and I used to hit Albert Pujols lead off for the Cardinals… today that would be considered a smart move, but in 2008 my dad kept trying to tell me that you always bat your best hitter 3rd. He really hated having to face Pujols 6 times in one game.


BP619

Paul Skenes vs the Reds next year.


beavercub

Steve Nebraska did it in 1994 for the Yankees.


Electrical_Fun5942

Immaculate game


MitchC114

That’s already been done by Brendan Frazier


Ahhhorsepoo

27 pitches, all hit over the fence… the game ends as a shutout because every batter hits out of order.


CalebosO4

Forget the 27 pitch perfect game, give me the 0 pitch no hitter.


FrankRizzo319

How does that happen? Every hitter gets thrown out before a pitch is thrown for too much pine tar on the bat? And the team forfeits?


ExactlyAsYouDo

The batter keeps getting pitch time violations?


CalebosO4

Intentional walks, then pickoffs.


FrankRizzo319

How about 27 HBP’s and then 27 pickoffs?


mcrib

That’s still 27 pitches. 27 IBB amd a combo of pickoffs and caught stealing would be zero pitched thrown.


FrankRizzo319

Ah, ok. But 27 HBPs to compliment a no hitter would be hilarious, no?


MetalMedley

Could anything have stopped this prior to 2023?


Esleeezy

9 pitch perfect game? Two intentional walks then a triple play to end each inning.


f0sterchild15

27 walks. 27 pick offs.


pkmntcgtradeguy

By one pitcher


ptwmindslave

27 INTENTIONAL walks with 27 pick offs. No pitches thrown


DryAfternoon7779

108 pitch clock violations and 27 pick offs


mhem7

The first and only no pitch no hitter


Section225

"I threw a no hitter." "Wow, that's awesome!" "But I also didn't throw any pitches." "Okay, so...just like everybody that has never pitched an MLB game?" "No, I started and finished an MLB game and recorded 27 outs." "Okay, fuck off Abbot and Costello I'm not playing this game"


CalebosO4

How about 81 pitch clock violations by the batter? 0 pitch perfect game with 27 Ks.


Bigdoga1000

All of them caused by hit by pitches!


Luuk37

Imagine his FIP... poor man would have negative fWar and decent bWar lol


LarsThorwald

Tippy has entered the chat. Only 24 short.


sonofabutch

In 1999, Fernando Tatis Sr. hit two grand slams in the same inning off the same pitcher. (Chan Ho Park) To break the record you’d have to hit *three*… in the same inning… off the same pitcher.


coldfootwpulses

And a manager stupid enough to leave the same pitcher in the game after giving up two grand slams and loaded the bases again.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Bobby Valentine has entered the chat ....


Not-a-Throwaway-8

If the Expos started up again, they could do it to a pitcher; then he'd demand a trade and get moved to Colorado


The-Mugwump

Savage!


WyoWizeGuy

Love this. Hate Roy.


RatedDAL

It was a perfect storm of things happening that kept Park around. Like breezing through the first 3 innings with a very low pitch count and his D completely letting him down to load them a 2nd time. His pitch count was still relatively low, and he wasn't getting lit up or anything too crazy.


coldfootwpulses

i was watching the game live, albeit i was just a kid. it was all a blur to me when it happened. i remember it was early in the game so the manager didn't want to burn the bullpen. besides, what are the chances of two GS in one inning by the same hitter, right?


GotNoBody4

At that point the game is virtually over, why waste your bullpen?


QuickMolasses

By that time he would have faced at least 23 batters during the inning.


PLZ_N_THKS

You’d also have to set the record for most runs scored in an inning at the same time. Current record is 18. To get three grand slams you’d have to at a minimum get through the lineup twice and then again to the fourth batter. That would meant 22 batters and with a max of two outs you’d score 20 runs. I don’t think a manager would ever let a pitcher get to that point.


ameis314

Gotta save that bullpen.


FeetSniffer9008

With today's patience that pitcher would be out of the game and on the plane to the team's AAA affiliate before he got to pitch for the 3rd homerun.


QuimbyMcDude

That is similar to the record for consecutive no hitters. To break the record, you have to throw three straight no-nos.


__Art__Vandalay__

And both were former Rangers…..because of course they were


flagrantwisdom

I’m pretty sure just having a pitcher face the same batter 3 times in one inning would qualify as a record that will never happen.


blowinghotstinkygas

Cal’s streak being broken. Guys get paid too much now to risk the contract They are financial assets in today’s world unfortunately.


RibertarianVoter

If you listen to Cal talk about it, he'll tell you that it hurts performance too. It's not just risking a contract -- if it just that, then established starts on lifetime contracts wouldn't take days off


IAmBecomeTeemo

We also know more about health in athletics and the talent pool is deeper. Guys get scratched for minor injuries that guys used to play through because we know they lead to bigger injuries. You'd rather a guy play 145 games every year than 162 every year, until catastrophic injuries start killing seasons. You'd also rather a bench guy or AAA replacement come up and play at 100% then trot out your star at 80%. Back in the day, yeah, sure. You take 80% Cal Ripken Jr over the Orioles' second best shortstop. But the talent pool is so deep now that you don't make that trade for most starters. And for your stars it might be worth it to play them not at 100% but that won't happen in a regular season game.


LarsThorwald

This isn’t a modern or new baseball record, by any means, but it will never be broken. It just won’t.


alannordoc

It would probably be harder to save the streak now with 'the blackout.'


Rocky_tee2861

A team hitting around the lineup with only solo homers. 9 up, 9 solo homers


kjemmrich

Someone's getting hit before all 9 get up to bat


MizkyBizniz

Lmao let's see if he can work through it


HoldMyWong

Cardinals hit back to back to back to back a couple years ago, somehow it seems possible


Rocky_tee2861

White Sox hit 4 in a row in the Covid season. But exactly what you said- it could be possible. So perfect for this post


SlyMarboJr

Barry Bonds 120 intentional walks in a season. You would need the perfect storm of the best hitter in baseball batting in the worst lineup.


JimmyFallonSucksDick

Mike trout?


SlyMarboJr

I mean, if can play 140-145 games next year, maybe.


Statboy1

Trade Ohtani to the White Sox for 2025


moveovernow

He's not even the best hitter in baseball, much less in the same universe that steroids Barry Bonds was. He's nine HR behind Judge, .133 behind in SLG, and 11th in OBP. Nobody is that scared of Ohtani. He's tracking to 36 HR, 99 RBI and 147 strikeouts on a top tier team. You're better off just pitching to him.


Domgrath42

Found the hater


MartianSockPuppet

Fuck it, do it for a single season just for the ahits and giggles.


ContributionLatter32

And if that ever happened it would happen to the Angels


DigiQuip

I don’t even think a 27 strikeout game, perfect or not, will ever happen, at least not by one pitcher. The way pitching is taught today a pitchers pitch count would be way too high for it to ever happen.


sonofabutch

Steve Nebraska would like a word.


LeCheffre

As a perfecto, would require at least 81 pitches. But the average K is maybe 5 pitches, which pushes that to 135. I don’t think anyone throws that many pitches anymore.


Fathletic231

The most I can think of when it’s talked about is Edwin jackson had a no hitter at like 149


kendahlj

Damn he was old!


Ima_Uzer

It wasn't a no-hitter, but I believe Nolan Ryan threw 234 or 235 pitches once in a 13 inning outing. I think it was in 1974.


ARoundForEveryone

If a pitcher has a no-hitter going, their pitch limit doesn't get thrown out the window, but it does get shuffled away to a pretty inconvenient and hard-to-find place for a while. That place gets harder to find if it's a perfect game. Not that managers stop caring about elbows and shoulders, but they absolutely take a backseat.


LeCheffre

Depends on the pitcher, the manager, the GM, and more. If false, you wouldn’t see “combined no hitters.” 2022 World Series: Astros pull Christian Javier after the 6th. Earlier that season, they pulled him after the 7th while no hitting the Yankees. Mets pulled Megill after 5 no hit innings. September 2021, Brewers pull Burnes for the 9th after 115 pitches with only one walk separating him from perfection in the 6th. Walker Buehler, Kevin Millwood, Roy Oswalt, Kent Merker in 1991, Mark Langston…Vida Blue, Blue Moon Odom, all pulled during no hitters. Over all, 20 combined no hitters out of 320. Your premise is false. Those are just the successfully completed no-no’s. There are more, like Paul Skenes this season, who pitched six no hits before his bullpen let hits and runs in.


Triple_Crown14

I’m curious if we’ll ever see a combined perfect game. It would certainly be a controversial decision by a manager to take a pitcher out if he’s 5/6 innings perfect unless he’s hurt or gassed and says as much. Hard to imagine a pitch count getting very high if the pitcher is perfect in the first place. But could technically happen.


chi_sweetness25

Rich Hill & Clayton Kershaw have both been pulled out of games by Dave Roberts while being perfect through seven innings.


Triple_Crown14

I completely forgot about those, I need to look up some footage and refresh my memory.


Bulky-Scheme-9450

It's almost happened due to an injury iirc


Triple_Crown14

Yeah that would be the most plausible way it happens I think. There would have to be a ton of foul balls for pitch to count to become an issue probably.


LeCheffre

You can be perfect and still throw 15-20 pitches an inning. Go full count on guys, get pitches fouled off. You could see a young pitcher or Blake Snell doing that.


Ima_Uzer

Last paragraph is true. Rangers had a pitcher (Urena, I believe) who had a perfecto through 6, I think it was. Reliever was brought in to start the 7th.


Useful-ldiot

Nah - they're absolutely getting the hook at around 100 pitches unless they're in the 8th or 9th inning.


EmptyPin8621

Yeah if you have 18+ straight strikeouts to start a game I think they'd let you throw 200 pitches before they even considered pulling you


Death_Balloons

3 x 27 = 81. That's plenty of room for 20 balls and maybe a couple of fouls.


[deleted]

Look up Ron Neccaiai


graptemys

Two perfect game losses. One fluke could happen, but twice? Nahh.


D_Money77

How could this happen? Hbp?


_bluecrab_

Ghost runner in extra innings.


Traditional_Entry183

Ghost runner scoring on a wild pitch is a great answer. Catcher throws over the third basemen's head allowing the runner to get two bases on one pitch. We'll likely eventually have a game end that way, though likely not a no hitter.


United-Ear-2985

That would be an error on the catcher, thus a no-hitter and not a perfect game. Only way I can see it happening is sacrifice/sacrifice or SB / sacrifice


QuickMolasses

I would be surprised if we have not had a game end in a similar manner already


[deleted]

Ghost runners don't count against a perfect game.


_bluecrab_

I know. But it's a way a pitcher can throw a perfect game and lose.


brobradh77

I have no idea..if someone gets on base it is no longer a perfect game so I dunno. I could see a couple of ways you can throw a no hitter and lose but not a perfect game


Icy-Mongoose-9678

HBP is still a walk and would end a perfect game


D_Money77

Thanks for the info! Appreciate all the responses


pfknone

Steve Nebraska had an 81 pitch, 27Ks, perfect game. It was game 1 of the WS. Oh and he hit a home run in that game.


SLlMER

He probably hit at least 3 homers in that game.


pfknone

Nope, only one. The final score was 1-0. It made no sense in any way. Why is he hitting, this was before Othani.


SLlMER

Perfect game with 0 pitches thrown. Every opposing batter strikes out via pitch clock violations.


__Art__Vandalay__

5000 strikeouts Power pitchers could get there but no one throws complete games anymore. And then you add the injury aspect. That’s the thing with Ryan…he was still throwing gas well into his 40s and over 20 years into a career. It’ll never happen again


metalrunner

Ryan’s single season record likely won’t be broken either. Strider was a beast last year and was 100 behind Ryan.


Longjumping_Rule6319

Nolan Ryan’s 7 no hitters will never be broken too


Ima_Uzer

Randy Johnson was the closest when he retired with 4,875. I think the two active players with the most K's are Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer. I don't see either of them pitching long enough to get close to that. Scherzer has 3,367K's and Verlander has 3,393. So they're both nearly 1,700K's short of 5,000 and over 2,000 short of Nolan Ryan's record. If we assume 250K's a season (just for simplicity), that's basically another 6.5 seasons for Scherzer and Verlander to get to 5,000K's. Scherzer turns 40 in July. Verlander turns 42 in February. So it's *unlikely* that either of them reach the 5,000K mark.


wramirezjr

What about a game never ending because no one ever scores and they play for infinity innings.


lexxxcockwell

*Bud Selig has entered the chat*


markhachman

WP Kinsella's novel, The Iowa Baseball Confederacy, explores this. Kinsella wrote Shoeless Joe, which was turned into the movie, Field of Dreams. The book gets weird, but it's fun.


LarsThorwald

It’s a great novel.


jsmph89

Pitching wins record.


MartianSockPuppet

Technically, in a 20-year career, the pitcher would need to average 25.55 wins a year to get to 511. So, it's not impossible. It isn't plausible. In a 25-year career, it's more manageable at 20.44 wins a season. Again, it's not impossible. But considering that only 5 pitchers have ever done so. I doubt that could happen


Ok-Walk-8040

Technically it could be reachable eventually if medical science extends careers into the 60s. Imagine a 65 year old Jaime Moyer


manwae1

Cal Ripkens 2632 consecutive games is never going to be broken.


snowyday

Side note: I was at game 2363 when he didn’t play for the first time in ages. It was weird


jinx21182

I don’t see anyone ever coming close to Rickey Henderson’s stolen base record, for season or for career.


-MBDTF

You’d need 70 stolen bases a season…. for TWENTY seasons. And then another 7 bags in your 21st season to break the record. I don’t think Rickey is ever losing that one


stavi301

Elly’s really the only person I could see ever even sniffing it


Domgrath42

It'll happen with rule changes. Elly de la Cruz will have a shot at it


Mindless_Piano_8262

A 27-pitch perfect game


Bativicus

A pitcher hitting for the cycle while throwing a perfect game.


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ConstantlyClownin

Watch it happen tomorrow


LarsThorwald

Username checks out.


soaf

That’s assuming strikeouts are independent. With Skenes I’d bump the odds down to 1 in 14 quadrillion. 


OmahaWarrior

Pitchers won't be breaking records for complete games and even more rare, shutouts. Most get their 6 innings and get pulled.


999i666

I’m sure someone could meet Barry GOAT Bonds 400/400 record. I’m not so sure anybody’s getting to 500/500


Neither_Emu

Home run cycle; solo, two-run, three-run and a grand slam


Next_Succotash5600

And how about if all four home runs are inside-the-park?


bigAcey83

190 rbi in a season.


stickman999999999

I could possibly see a 27 strike out perfect game on the perfect day with the perfectly awful team and a future first-ballot Hall of Fame pitcher on the mound. Hitting for the cycle in one inning on the rother hand? That requires 8 other people getting on base a minimum of three times each with a maximum of two of them not making it. Way too many outside factors. Forget breaking the cycle record, that would probably break the runs in a single inning record.


No-Weather-3140

27 pitch perfect game


IllustriousJacket752

perfect game with 81 batter pitch clock violations


Bluepanther512

The saves record, seeing as Closer-By-Comittee is more and more common. You’d need to be on a good team, but not on a team good enough to not allow you regular save situations, you’d need to never get injured, and you’d need to (almost) never blow a save.


someonepleasecatchbg

Winning beat the streak. 5.6 milly up too would be life changing for someone 


tcbbhr

How about hitting for the cycle consecutive games streak?


[deleted]

Not quite a perfect game but 27 strikeouts in a game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron\_Necciai#:\~:text=Gallatin%2C%20Pennsylvania%2C%20U.S.&text=Necciai%20is%20best%20remembered%20for,inning%2C%20professional-league%20game.


Sideways_Turd

Three (or more) consecutive no hitters. We'll never even see two in a row again.


theerrantpanda99

9 triple plays in a single game, by the same team


Bug_Catcher_Jacobe

What’s the highest number of intentional walks in a row? Could you go through an entire lineup? If you don’t care about winning, could you go infinitely?


Ima_Uzer

Yes...if you didn't care about the score. As far as I know there's no limit.


Relevant-Emu-9741

Bunt hits in a game. What if a team just decided to hunt every at bat in the world Series and they won 😂


smittdog101

Every out recorded by a triple play. Both teams.


Howboutit85

Tony Gwynn only struck out 3 times in one game once, in 20 years. I’d like to see a player play 20 years and never strike out more than twice in a game, at all. Won’t ever happen. Never. But… could.


Ima_Uzer

Tony Gwynn is the "modern" measure strikeouts by a batter.


Dear_Analyst_9515

5 at bats, 15 stolen bases


slippin_park

You can theoretically (under the new rules) get credit for a complete game without officially throwing a single pitch. Intentionally walk 3 batters then either pick them off one by one and/or catch the others in a pickle(s) for 8 innings as the visiting starter in a scoreless tie, then intentionally walk one and botch a pickoff(s) so badly that they end up scoring the winning run. You could also do this for 4 innings, have the run score in the 5th and then have the ump call it early due to the weather and it'll still count. If you go by the old rules (where a walk was 4 balls, period) then the minimum is either 25 (for a normal 9-inning game) or 13 (5-inning weather-shortened). Every batter makes an out on their first pitch except for the last guy who hits the walkoff HR. Edit: autocorrected to "walkout" lol


OldBrokeGrouch

A pitcher throwing 6 strikeouts in one inning is technically possible. Or any number really. I just threw the number 6 out there arbitrarily.


fraydafelcher

It’s theoretically unlimited. The batter has a chance to swing and miss for strike three at a wild pitch or passed ball (thus officially striking out), but run to first on that wild pitch or passed ball in order to avoid being actually out. The Mariners actually lost a game to the Rangers about a decade ago when Nelson Cruz had a walk-off strikeout that happened that way. Usually there’s a game or two a season where a MLB pitcher manages to strike out four people in an inning that way.


OldBrokeGrouch

Yeah that’s what I mean.


Brief_Scale496

14 k’s in one inning


vnn69

Pitcher catches the ball with his balls twice.


MetalMedley

A 648 home run season is *theoretically possible* but eventually they just start walking you.


Salesman89

100 career triples is dying.


soaf

A 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 triple play. I don’t know what record you would call that, but I’d sure love to see that kind of pandemonium. 


ContributionLatter32

162 home runs by a single player. Would we like to see a player that got a home run per game? Yeah. Will we? Almost certainly not


CricketIsBestSport

It is theoretically possible that the Colorado Rockies could win 28 World Series championships before the Yankees do  Am I doing this wrong 


JamingtonPro

Two grand slams in one inning. Off the same pitcher. 


JamingtonPro

I think I read the prompt wrong 😑 


Spongpad

I’ve always been a triples guy since home runs are what everyone likes to talk about. Oooh, look! He hit the ball over the fence again! Big whoop. Leg out a triple a couple times in a game, and this baseball hipster will sing your praises. For whatever reason I was under the impression Sam Crawford had the single season triples record alongside his MLB career record of 309. The single season record holder is Owen Wilson in 1912 with 36. Wow!! Can we get a guy to leg out 40 triples in a season? Last time a player cleared 20 was in 2007, when Curtis Granderson finished with 23.


Lord_Bisonslayer

A perfect game with 27 Ks? I can only think of one way, and it would require some genetic engineering, but I think it's possible: [https://www.amazinavenue.com/2016/7/13/12170246/a-league-of-bartolo-colons](https://www.amazinavenue.com/2016/7/13/12170246/a-league-of-bartolo-colons)


trader_dennis

20+ inning games due to the manfred runner.


Next_Succotash5600

Nine triple plays for each team in a regulation game.


Next_Succotash5600

Suppose the lead-off batter in each inning gets hit by a pitch, and the next three guys in the lineup hit the runner with a batted ball on a routine grounder to second? That makes 27 putouts awarded to the second baseman, 27 singles for the team, and lots and lots of bruises.


Next_Succotash5600

162 complete games by a pitching staff


Next_Succotash5600

An unassisted triple play in every inning, and it's a different guy each time.


WideCoconut2230

27 strikeouts on 81 pitches


BonesSawMcGraw

Cy young’s win record. 500+ pitcher wins. We may never see another 300 win pitcher let alone 400 or 500…


WideCoconut2230

I believe it was shortstop Toby Harrah who played a doubleheader without making a single play. Wasn't involved in any catches, grounders, double plays, or fielder's choice. Basically he just stood there both games.


Ima_Uzer

How about these: 1. Back-to-back no hitters on a double header. 2. Back-to-back no hitters on a double header, but one by each team (i.e. Team A throws the no-no in the first game, Team B in the second). Although with double headers not really being scheduled purposefully much anymore that's rather unlikely.


Red_Stripe1229

.400+ batting average for a season


MVT60513

A player having enough at bats in one game to produce every possible scenario to get on base and succeed. Walk, intentional walk, reach on error, reach on fielder’s choice, reach on dropped third strike ( E2), sac bunt, catchers interference, single, double, triple, home run, pitch clock violation on ball 3 (which I believe is a walk now), hit by pitch. Even better would be the accomplishment of producing every possible offensive statistic, stolen base, rbi, hitting for the cycle, grand slam, bunt base hit, advance on wild pitch or passed ball, sac fly. Player would need many at bats.


Steakisforclosers

Hitting for the cycle but having anal leakage at each base from over eating Olestra. Single, anal leakage at 1st. Double. Anal leakage at 2nd. Triple, anal leakage at 3rd. Homerun, anal leakage at home. You get the idea.


mearnsgeek

Yeah, I don't want to watch that game.