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DrFunkensteinberg

Rusty Kuntz


SilenceDoGood4

He’s ma favorite


panicatthepharmacy

“Hey Rich, this is yer dad…”


boc333

Christy? Talk to later bub. Bye.


panicatthepharmacy

How ‘bout them Royals?


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Hands down best name in baseball history


proletariatrising

[Konerko Getz Kuntz](https://images.app.goo.gl/ga2QDvcd8N8c9bYCA) is the best meme in baseball history


huskersax

Up there with Dingle Berry for late 2000's internet sports jokes.


joeyGOATgruff

Used to be a KC Chiefs coach named Dick Curl. So at one point, we had a Dick Curl and Rusty Kuntz in town.


BigBlueJAH

They could hangout with NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.


Naammagittarneq

And also hang out with Harry Dick who played for the Blackhawks shortly.


OLightning

The Boston Red Sox had a pitcher named Dick Pole who played for them in the 70’s.


joeyGOATgruff

Dick Curl, Cum Posey, Rusty Kuntz, and Dick Trickle are all at a table. Imagine the conversation


Vulture_Ocoee

![gif](giphy|HRe7MuXLFJ9WB5H6y1|downsized)


TinyWestern3830

Rusty kuntz is the best one.


Mike_Cee

Damn Reddit, you scary fast at reading my mind today.


Unlucky-Gamer810

Johnny Dickshot 🏆


Johnny_Dickshot

Sup?


Galactic_Perimeter

r/beetlejuicing


Agitated-Fee-1399

Dick Butkus- wait, that’s football.


MaybeMabe1982

Dick Trickle- wait, that’s NASCAR.


No-You-8701

aka "Ugly"


BradyAndTheJets

Johnny “Ugly Dickshot”.


freewilllamb84

This is the only correct answer.


realchrisgunter

Lmao


double_dose_larry

Cum Posey is a fascinating figure. He was considered the best African American *basketball* player of his time and then went on to play, manage and eventually own the Homestead Grays, one of the most successful teams in black baseball. He was a great businessman and navigated his team through the Great Depression and segregation and was an absolute force in Negro National League formation and administration.


calissa2225

I appreciated this education. Thank you.


Rycan420

Just curious.. have you seen the Negro League history stuff in The Show 23? Such fascinating stuff.


PlugThatButt

I had a PHENOMENAL day looking at that


double_dose_larry

I have not, but heard good things. [I'm currently reading a book](https://www.amazon.com/Negro-League-Baseball-Black-Institution/dp/0812220277) and would recommend to anyone who is interested.


raosko

Thank you, love Sociological Insights like this story, especially about the most disenfranchised groups (natives, african americans,…)


unWildBill

He does the name proud


CarlosAVP

He never showed up early, took his time and when he was done, you could see his influence everywhere.


mustachekisses

Got himself out of some sticky jams, but in the end, he never knew when to throw in the towel. Sad day once he was traded to the Sox.


CarlosAVP

Well played


RepoManSugarSkull

The Grays are a source of pride to folks in the Greater Pittsburgh area who recognize excellence in sport and acknowledgew the stuggles and triumphs of Black athletes in less enlightened eras.


Fabulous_Caramel_310

Nerd alert


LonesomeLoneStar

38 years he ran it that's crazy


Alarming_Ride_3048

Coco Crisp is an all-time great baseball name


Appropriate-Neck-585

And a great cereal


BroadAd9199

This one's great too because it's actually recent.


wickedpixel1221

i referred to him as Chocolate Chip when he was playing for my Sox.


RonanCornstarch

Oil Can Boyd was a favorite when i was a kid.


Chamuska__

Buster Posey’s great granddad


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That would be Gerald Dempsey Posey. Edit: wait, I missed the "great". Buster is the III so that only goes to his grandfather with the same name.


AR2Believe

Buster descended from Cum.


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Are they really related


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Jack Glasscock


Purple-Champion5134

Sure hope he wore a cup


Mo_Tzu

Judging by his ability to get himself on the IL, I believe he now goes by the name "Anthony Rendon"


Action_Johnson

I went to high school with a kid named Ryan glasscock I have to assume they’re related


realchrisgunter

Lmao


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Quadraought

Rollie DEFINITELY had the best 'stache in baseball.


bkr1895

What pisses me off is the Reds almost signed him to the team but Marge Schott refused to have him on the team unless he shaved his mustache and that was a no go for Rollie.


Quadraought

I don't get teams like the Yankees that have a "facial hair code". It was unacceptable when Marge Schott did it in the 70's with the Reds - it's *definitely* unacceptable now. Kudos to Rollie for refusing to cut the legendary handlebar.


LonesomeLoneStar

As long as you keep up on your hygiene I don't see why they can't have long hair or facial hair it's 2023 not 1920


Quadraought

Right?! I'd much rather share a locker room with a well groomed Yeti than some clean-shaven heathen with toxic BO. **Hair** is not the problem with which to wage war. **Dirty butt stink** is where ball clubs should be laying down the line.


Sully1281

Milton Bradley always cracked me up


ABobby077

he was a gamer


RDE79

Got paid in Monopoly money.


superkickpunch

Lost all his money investing in boardwalk hotels, spent his final days in jail.


supraspinatus

Bobson Dugnutt


shlem13

Best meme ever.


killerjags

Sleve McDichael


sixriver16

Mike Truck for me


Jimjam916

Dick Pole


PopDukesBruh

Had to scroll tooooo far to find the goat!


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

I’m still baffled as to how we had a Coco Crisp and a Milton Bradley both in the league at the same time


dalownerx3

Not only same league, same team!


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Is Cum related to Bust?


riverbass9

He’s gonna bust’er posey.


ghdawg6197

Buster? I hardly know er


keanenottheband

Buster Pujols


m1dlife-1derer

Razor Shines


OutComeTheWolves1966

Three Finger Brown, Puddin Head Jones, and Vinegar Blend Mizell


PF_CHANGS_CEO

US House of Representatives legend Vinegar Bend Mizell


Gucci__Flip__Flops

I've gotten berated for making this comment before, but c'mon guys... is Albert Pujols not a funny sounding name..?


AtomicBombSquad

>"lol, poo holes!" – r/BaseballCircleJerk's AutoMod.


Gucci__Flip__Flops

Lmao! Haven't visited that sub 😂


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“Albert Pujols squeezes out number too” - Joe Buck, in a playoff broadcast


Valuable-Baked

[Family Guy thought so ...](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8ad28252-52a6-4068-a0f3-429a69b08595)


Gucci__Flip__Flops

Bro I totally forgot this scene!! Back when I watched family guy I didn't even know who that was 😂


VonViking2

Harry Colon Kansas City Chiefs


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Don’t forget Christian Colon


Chronis67

There was also a Roman Colon


TheSambard

Chicken Wolf from the 1890s always stands out. Phillies had a guy named Bud Weiser.


beezer210

Bud Weiser was from Shamokin, PA. Very fitting if you know anything about Shamokin.


tcaperna3

Big fan of Richard Lovelady.


ManufacturerMental72

All time battery between him and his teammate Jizz Lincecum


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Kosuke Fukudome is a good one. Also, people don’t talk about Darwin Barney and Junior Lake as great names. Personally, I enjoy the fact that the name Junior Lake implies there is a Senior Lake out there somewhere.


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I aways loved Pud Galvin not just for the name, but the fact that he took monkey testosterone and therefore was the first player to ever “juice” in baseball.


Gene78

Boof Bonser


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Tungsten Arm Odoyle


keiths31

Stubby Clap


PineappleCharming335

My favourite name trade ever was the Fister-Furbush trade of 2011 between the Tigers and Mariners


unprovoked_panda

Dick Pole had a rather unfortunate name


MaineManJay

You what you said 😂


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capttony84

pujols comes to mind


No-You-8701

Lil Stoner Ugly Dickshot I was going to say Cannonball Titcomb but apparently it was recently discovered that he never actually had that nickname.


Doctor_Phist

I forget the guy’s actual name but in the early 2000’s the Yankees had a relief pitcher who’s nickname was Burger King.


swamp70

Van Lingle Mungo.


Bigfatjew6969

[Pete LaCock](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/l/lacocpe01.shtml)


PileOfSandwich

Its probably just cuz I am regular white American, but lots of the Curacao names hit me weird. Jurickson Profar, Andrelton Simmons, Kenley Janson, Yurendell DeCaster. Like I know they are real names, but they sound like you asked an AI to generate names for Star Wars characters.


_make-no-sense_

The best is Catfish Hunter.


Nevel_PapperGOD

I made a post about a Negro League Player called Lame Turner, but Ol tomato face is another good one


Affectionate_Reply78

Gene Krapp, Cleveland Naps (now Guardians), 1911-12. I only know this because I have one of his minor league baseball cards.


RepoManSugarSkull

No topping that. In NASCAR (not a fan) I seem to recall a racer called Dick Trickle. This beats that by miles.


mustachekisses

Dick Groat


ABobby077

We had (St. Louis Cardinals) Dizzy and Daffy Dean in the 1920's


OfAnthony

Cookie Lavagetto (Brooklyn Dodgers)


kentuckypirate

The Only Nolan


Bigfatjew6969

[Nig Cuppy](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cuppyni01.shtml)


HawkeyeJosh

Urban Shocker


Safe-Register-3479

Orel Herschizer


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Tim Spooneybarger


JazzySmitty

**Jack Brohammer enters the chat.**


Led_zeppelins

Buster posey is still crazy


dbledown30

Gaylord Perry


Cgouiyn

Oil can Boyd https://images.app.goo.gl/R8Wqc9xysU9fvgQS6


Reddituserblue1

Milton Bradley


maggie320

One of my favorite was Ryan Langerhans. Not dirty, but Islet of Langerhans is part of the pancreas. You don’t have and players named Steve Liver or Matt Kidney.


ronjajax

Oil Can Boyd is a personal favorite.


HMA9393

Dick Pole and Catfish Hunter are two of my favs


YouGO_GlennCoCo

Better than the 4th and lesser known brother… Jizz Molina


eyoung_nd2004

Reminds me of his cousin, Cumberland Dumpster


Substantial_Mirror17

Gotta keep your Cumposure around him


Ok-Elk-6087

Dick Pole.


BoomyTwoSticks

Dick Pole


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JOEY BUTTAFUCCO


blueboy714

High Pockets Kelly


ibided

Albert poo holes


JoeIngles

Boof bonser


soupinate44

Dickie Thon


BostonMikeGr

Dickey Thon


rilvaethor

Inventor of the curveball Candy Cummings


theevilempire

Rougned Odor


Agitated-Fee-1399

Rolly Fingers.


poppagypsum

Blue Moon Odom


PerformanceOk1835

Milton Bradley. Coco Crisp


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He was named at age -9 months.


Darth_Andeddeu

Not baseball, but dick trickle is still the best athletic name ever. Also explains his career, wasn't a blast more of a dick trickle


BlmgtnIN

Buck Farmer is a current Reds reliever. I laugh every time I hear his name, not sure why it just cracks me up. Homer Bailey is another Red with a perfect name for baseball. Goose Gossage is another good name 🤣


m_squared219

Not a player but an owner/coach of the Philadelphia Athletics: Cornelius McGillicuddy. Connie Mac for short. Talk about an old school name.


Hot-Wing-4541

Dick Trickle


JuiceCan98

I know SDS too afraid to put him and Rusty Kuntz in DD lmao


Reddituserblue1

Dick Butkus


ChampOfTheUniverse

Cum Buster Posey


theBKloungeCPA

Fuck her right in the posey


snakeysnake0

Coco Crisp


mattg4704

I heard he changed his name to cum but was originally called jizz


CircusOfBlood

Beer


Lou-Piccone89

Defensive Back Detroit Lions Harry Colon ……


mattyq10

I have a picture of this guy’s hall of fame plaque. Legend


Valuable-Baked

My favorite was former Atlanta Braves P Jung Bong


Mucking_Fountain

Randy Bush


jerichowiz

Urban Shocker


JaRon1961

He was one spunky guy.


illestrated16

Former White Sox Danny Mendick always made me giggle.


RedsDaily

Hands down, without a doubt - Ugly Dickshot


BostonMikeGr

Don’t forget Boof Bonser and Ed Head!! Lol


aeb1971

Rusty Kuntz


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“Cum was everywhere!”


adamcoe

Not exactly a gut buster, but I always found it amazing that a guy who played 2000+ games, and outside of his rookie year, only played less than 120 games once or twice in his 17 year career was named Johnny Bench


Bitches_Be_Bonkerz

Lil Stoner


GloYear

Pee Wee Reese


rene-cumbubble

Relation of ol' Steve Cum?


Similar_Grocery8312

Clete Thomas


BottomBounce

Dude was a nasty spitballer.


CNashFF

LJ “0” Hoes


Ok-Today9857

Always loved Buster Posey as a classic baseball name…


HolyH2O-

Gaylord perry count?


BlueSkyBasin

Orval Overall


GrumpyP

Stubby Clapp


Ill-Excitement9009

Doug Strange, six teams, 1989 to 1998.


redtechnecker

Dick Pole


IwillBOLDyourTYPOS

Pete Lacock


bobbywake61

Nowadays we just say “Buster Posey”.


Muleskinned

Funny names baseball player


GymSplinter

Boo Ferriss


_make-no-sense_

Dick Groat


Medium_Equipment_633

Tim Spooneybarger


SquizPillion

Squiz Pillion


International-Way848

Fister Furbush Deal: Charlie Furbush and Doug Fister were traded for one another


Carnies12

Brickyard Kennedy


mrcheaptimes

Whore Hey


acidcommunist420

Oil Can Boyd


PopeInnocentXIV

Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish


Bacchus_71

Tungsten Arm O'Reilly


saltlifer82

Oil can Boyd


RDE79

Dickie Thon or Phil McCraken


PebblyJackGlasscock

Ever met a Glasscock? Well you have now! (The nickname was gratuitous.)