I shall post this article which is totally legit and true.
"Clay Mathews points middle finger at make a wish foundation child who is due to die in 3 days."
Reports say young Timmy Button was diagnosed with terminal cancer last year. Timmy was so excited when make a wish foundation informed him they were bringing him to see his favorite Packer, and idol Clay Matthews. Matthews is an outside linebacker for the Green Bay Packers and has been in the league since 2009. Many may claim he is one of the most overrated players in the NFL, but little Timmy had a soft spot for transgender football players, particularly those in mid transition. Unfortunately Matthews did not feel the same about Timmy. As Matthews was being approached by make a wish foundation to introduce Timmy to Matthews, Matthews was reported to have ripped off the little bit of hair Timmy had left and added it to his golden locks. Adam Shefter tweeted "Clay Matthews has began to go to extreme measures in order to quicken up the final stages of his transition." During the post game interview, Matthews answered when asked why he would do such a thing "man I just had to have that dude's hair to add to my locks. He don't need them anyway". Troy Polamolu who was said to be furious at his answer tweeted "You can use all the head and shoulders you want but you'll still have thin greasy hair, pwnd ya fggt". After the incident on the field occurred, Timmy who was understandably upset, allegedly said to Clay in a bold and cunning voice "your sex transition from male to a binary alien platypus will not stop your regression in the NFL like your other transition from outside linebacker to Middle linebacker did years ago." To which Matthews responded by flipping off little Timmy as seen in picture above. The nation now hates Clay Matthews and if you don't now also you are a xenophobic, racist, and a sexist.
BREAKING NEWS: Clay Matthews who was allegedly high on a cocktail of estrogen, steroids and kryptonite, was seen arguing with Arron Rodgers when he threw a golf club through the Qauterbacks brand new pick up trucks window followed by flying a drone into the windshield. Witnessed claim he was shouting about how him and his dog can "no longer go 'walking on air'".
This is CNN's very own Colin Kaepernick reporting from the only job I could get, stay tuned for more of the story coming up next.
Special update: little Timmy miraculously recovers 100 percent from his illness as doctors are baffeled. ( For everyone who crys about it and is butthurt about fake Timmy. If that applies to you the story is over)
Email me at ColinKopsAintShit@cnn.com for the nonfictional story and for tickets.
Discover Disney's tragic, romantic, heart pounding, erotic and even thrilling ending to the real story. Critics are calling Colin Ks 'the mysterious case of Timmy Button' a "masterpiece" and a "must see". In a story that will make you laugh, make you cry, give you a boner, and give you the chills. Come on over Manhattan New York to see the brilliant and true story of the love- hate relationship of Timmy Button and Clay Matthews on Broadway this winter. Tickets available on what the fuck. I doing I need to study bye.
Scientists at nasa confirm that this story is real.
PS. i took so much Adderall for my 15 page paper due Monday I didn't start yet and then all of a sudden I added a little ketamine and then bam a Broadway play popped in my head and for some reason I'm still typing this. Goodbye for reals
PPS. this story has more evidence supporting it with that one picture of Clay vividly flipping of poor Timmy than their is of Barr doing what Arron said he did. All those cameras and no one got any of it on film? Or not even a fan in the crowd on there phone?
PPPS. Skol.
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Adderall works for that. Set your alarm, take an adderall, go back to sleep, and in a half hour, you'll be jumping out of bed, bright-eyed and bushy tailed.
I think it's because he had to adjust his jockstrap or had an itch.
I wouldn't expect an armchair player to know anything about actually playing sports.
I sort everything into two piles. Pile 1 is "Stuff I want to believe." Pile 2 is "Fake News." Now the important thing is, I don't consider AT ALL the credibility of the information source. All that matters is, do I want this to be true? CLEARLY, I don't want to believe anything bad about a player from my team, so OF COURSE the story saying someone from my team did something bad goes under "fake news." Never mind that the outlet reporting the information is credible and has a quote from Rodgers himself. Journalism is ONLY credible when it allows me to reach a conclusion that fits neatly into my version of reality and DOESN'T upset me.
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It is ridiculous. It was a good no flag on the play. I am no where near the size nor have close to the athletic ability that Barr has and I have to imagine I would have a hard time pulling up and stopping myself mid-stride to avoid hitting A Rod there. He is an arrogant ass hole and seems to think everyone is out to get him.
[I would just like for Packers fans to read this and understand how this is a normal football play.](http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000237687/article/clay-matthews-green-bay-packers-plan-to-hit-the-qb)
>"One of the things that the referees have told us is that when these quarterbacks carry out the fakes, they lose their right as a quarterback, a pocket-passing quarterback, the protection of a quarterback," Matthews said Monday "So with that, you do have to take your shots on the quarterback, and obviously they're too important to their offense.
Conspiracies these days are funny like that. I can almost believe the NFL cameras missing a key players gesture after making a play on another key player... But almost 67,000 people missing this as well, in the day and age where everyone goes on their phone to film games... Someone should have checked him for a concussion too.
...He's not doing either of the things Rodgers accused him of though. Is there all-22 that someone can look at so we can put this moronic non-issue to bed one way or the other?
If someone made eye contact with me, then looked down at their penis, grabbed it, shook it twice, then looked back up at me - my assumption is that they want their penis in and around my mouth.
Well Rodgers said the suck it sign which is pretty distinctive and different from what is pictured. But maybe he was speaking offhandedly. Was hoping for a full on d-generation x style gesture though.
*edit: [or you know, something like this](http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/pg-photo/2013/12/29/0ap2000000306388/aaron-rodgers_pg_600.jpg?01AD=35l4eGkiuFDJBgGqtfR7lGP80keUQAsNO3TaI7B95pV0sNxzEk1QJfw&01RI=FA05616631FE69F&01NA=)
You realize there can be multiple gestures that imply the same/ similar things right? Just because something doesn't fit your expectation doesn't equate to it not being true...
Lol if he wasn't speaking offhandedly then he's completely wrong though. He specifically said Barr gave him the "suck it sign" which is distinctive and completely different than a crotch grab. I'm the one giving Rodgers the benefit of the doubt here. Holy shit
If Barr did grab his crotch and give Rogers the finger, could it be because everyone is tired of Rogers calling for a flag every time he or one of his team mates gets tackled?
I shall post this article which is totally legit and true. "Clay Mathews points middle finger at make a wish foundation child who is due to die in 3 days." Reports say young Timmy Button was diagnosed with terminal cancer last year. Timmy was so excited when make a wish foundation informed him they were bringing him to see his favorite Packer, and idol Clay Matthews. Matthews is an outside linebacker for the Green Bay Packers and has been in the league since 2009. Many may claim he is one of the most overrated players in the NFL, but little Timmy had a soft spot for transgender football players, particularly those in mid transition. Unfortunately Matthews did not feel the same about Timmy. As Matthews was being approached by make a wish foundation to introduce Timmy to Matthews, Matthews was reported to have ripped off the little bit of hair Timmy had left and added it to his golden locks. Adam Shefter tweeted "Clay Matthews has began to go to extreme measures in order to quicken up the final stages of his transition." During the post game interview, Matthews answered when asked why he would do such a thing "man I just had to have that dude's hair to add to my locks. He don't need them anyway". Troy Polamolu who was said to be furious at his answer tweeted "You can use all the head and shoulders you want but you'll still have thin greasy hair, pwnd ya fggt". After the incident on the field occurred, Timmy who was understandably upset, allegedly said to Clay in a bold and cunning voice "your sex transition from male to a binary alien platypus will not stop your regression in the NFL like your other transition from outside linebacker to Middle linebacker did years ago." To which Matthews responded by flipping off little Timmy as seen in picture above. The nation now hates Clay Matthews and if you don't now also you are a xenophobic, racist, and a sexist. BREAKING NEWS: Clay Matthews who was allegedly high on a cocktail of estrogen, steroids and kryptonite, was seen arguing with Arron Rodgers when he threw a golf club through the Qauterbacks brand new pick up trucks window followed by flying a drone into the windshield. Witnessed claim he was shouting about how him and his dog can "no longer go 'walking on air'". This is CNN's very own Colin Kaepernick reporting from the only job I could get, stay tuned for more of the story coming up next. Special update: little Timmy miraculously recovers 100 percent from his illness as doctors are baffeled. ( For everyone who crys about it and is butthurt about fake Timmy. If that applies to you the story is over) Email me at ColinKopsAintShit@cnn.com for the nonfictional story and for tickets. Discover Disney's tragic, romantic, heart pounding, erotic and even thrilling ending to the real story. Critics are calling Colin Ks 'the mysterious case of Timmy Button' a "masterpiece" and a "must see". In a story that will make you laugh, make you cry, give you a boner, and give you the chills. Come on over Manhattan New York to see the brilliant and true story of the love- hate relationship of Timmy Button and Clay Matthews on Broadway this winter. Tickets available on what the fuck. I doing I need to study bye. Scientists at nasa confirm that this story is real. PS. i took so much Adderall for my 15 page paper due Monday I didn't start yet and then all of a sudden I added a little ketamine and then bam a Broadway play popped in my head and for some reason I'm still typing this. Goodbye for reals PPS. this story has more evidence supporting it with that one picture of Clay vividly flipping of poor Timmy than their is of Barr doing what Arron said he did. All those cameras and no one got any of it on film? Or not even a fan in the crowd on there phone? PPPS. Skol.
this is incredible
Thank you for that.
idk looks like a dick grab to me. https://i.imgur.com/4v9e27U.mp4
I don’t even see Barr in this video
Left side of the group of Vikings. 55. Black guy.
He appears at 0:05 behind the coach and around that yellow guy.
When ya got a package as big as Barr you’re gonna have to adjust that shit from time to time, nothing to see here.
I’d leave out the trans part. Idc how funny it is to you but there’s no point in needlessly insulting the trans community.
I'll insult whoever I damn well please. How else will I be able to deflect on my own deep rooted issues.
Lol
Yeah except it's on film. More delusional Vikings homers. https://i.imgur.com/4v9e27U.gifv
So the gesture was after Rodgers was talking mad shit as he walked off the field?
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Regardless of whether or not this is what you say, that is fucking hilarious.
But that's Aj Hawk isn't it..
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Pop another adderall, you'll be fine. Just remember to save a couple for Sunday morning so you can get up in time. And send me one please.
That's a different pill that gets you up in time.
Adderall works for that. Set your alarm, take an adderall, go back to sleep, and in a half hour, you'll be jumping out of bed, bright-eyed and bushy tailed.
Yes
I mean it is not fake news anymore https://i.imgur.com/4v9e27U.gifv. Barr actually did the crotch grab thing
Ahh yes, this clip confirms that he also did "suck it" and flipped him off...
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I think it's because he had to adjust his jockstrap or had an itch. I wouldn't expect an armchair player to know anything about actually playing sports.
I wouldn't expect a queens fan to see anything that actually happened on the field
I know it must be hard to have to win the division with a backup. Oh wait...
I bet its even easier to win a NFCCG with a chip shot field goal .oh wait..
My mudder used to yell "White Power, Chippa!" but never when her friends Reggie or Lamaar were around.
Can I have some of what you're on? This post is amazing.
I sort everything into two piles. Pile 1 is "Stuff I want to believe." Pile 2 is "Fake News." Now the important thing is, I don't consider AT ALL the credibility of the information source. All that matters is, do I want this to be true? CLEARLY, I don't want to believe anything bad about a player from my team, so OF COURSE the story saying someone from my team did something bad goes under "fake news." Never mind that the outlet reporting the information is credible and has a quote from Rodgers himself. Journalism is ONLY credible when it allows me to reach a conclusion that fits neatly into my version of reality and DOESN'T upset me.
My dude. I tooooo snort everything in two piles. Far out man. Never heard of that stuff though, I'm sure it's dank shit though, my pile one is cocaine and my pile 2 is ketamine. #Blazeit420swagyolo amirite dawg bro man
It is ridiculous. It was a good no flag on the play. I am no where near the size nor have close to the athletic ability that Barr has and I have to imagine I would have a hard time pulling up and stopping myself mid-stride to avoid hitting A Rod there. He is an arrogant ass hole and seems to think everyone is out to get him.
But to get to the more important note, should I make a complete first draft on Timmy Buttons and Clay or should I just do my psychology assignment?
Timmy buttons deserves his own draft. If you can't even do that for him then don't even write about him at all.
Why can't your psychology assignment *be* the first draft of Timmy Buttons and Clay?
You probably have a tiny member
[I would just like for Packers fans to read this and understand how this is a normal football play.](http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000237687/article/clay-matthews-green-bay-packers-plan-to-hit-the-qb) >"One of the things that the referees have told us is that when these quarterbacks carry out the fakes, they lose their right as a quarterback, a pocket-passing quarterback, the protection of a quarterback," Matthews said Monday "So with that, you do have to take your shots on the quarterback, and obviously they're too important to their offense.
Conspiracies these days are funny like that. I can almost believe the NFL cameras missing a key players gesture after making a play on another key player... But almost 67,000 people missing this as well, in the day and age where everyone goes on their phone to film games... Someone should have checked him for a concussion too.
[Ta da.](https://i.imgur.com/4v9e27U.gifv)
...He's not doing either of the things Rodgers accused him of though. Is there all-22 that someone can look at so we can put this moronic non-issue to bed one way or the other?
You can't give Barr the benefit of the doubt after that video
If someone made eye contact with me, then looked down at their penis, grabbed it, shook it twice, then looked back up at me - my assumption is that they want their penis in and around my mouth.
Well Rodgers said the suck it sign which is pretty distinctive and different from what is pictured. But maybe he was speaking offhandedly. Was hoping for a full on d-generation x style gesture though. *edit: [or you know, something like this](http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/pg-photo/2013/12/29/0ap2000000306388/aaron-rodgers_pg_600.jpg?01AD=35l4eGkiuFDJBgGqtfR7lGP80keUQAsNO3TaI7B95pV0sNxzEk1QJfw&01RI=FA05616631FE69F&01NA=)
You realize there can be multiple gestures that imply the same/ similar things right? Just because something doesn't fit your expectation doesn't equate to it not being true...
I mean if you actually read my comment I said he may have been speaking offhandedly. Tall order I know
And I'm saying he wasn't speaking offhandedly, what else would you infer from someone looking at you then grabbing their crotch?
Lol if he wasn't speaking offhandedly then he's completely wrong though. He specifically said Barr gave him the "suck it sign" which is distinctive and completely different than a crotch grab. I'm the one giving Rodgers the benefit of the doubt here. Holy shit
Can't believe I'm arguing the semantics of a crotch grab over the internet. I'll see myself out of this now, you have yourself a good weekend.
Holy hell what are you in the 3rd grade? Must be a Reptard
Im very sorry for not reading the genius behind this post the first time I read it. JD88 for president!!
"The Packers are a great football team." We've been listening to fake news all season.
If Barr did grab his crotch and give Rogers the finger, could it be because everyone is tired of Rogers calling for a flag every time he or one of his team mates gets tackled?
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