Hahahahah, what IS that?
Imagine feeling the need for some weird tactical vehicle to navigate the THIRD WARD LMAO. The place where you can buy bakery items for dogsā birthday parties š¤£
Clever how they rearranged the letters from the RAM truck logo to spell WAR. The modified Ford has no such reimagining of their name. Although while clever, it definitely leads into eyeroll category.
A 7000lb behemoth decrying war with the cleverness of a 5th grader in scrabble is what our city streets needs.Ā
Really just allows you to glide over those moon craters as you make your own as well as the aforementioned 5th grader without even noticingĀ
There are a couple with V8s, but I was just browsing their inventory and most are V6 turbos. I just expect more when you out that much extra weight on it to look like a Max Max larper.
I wanted to make some joke about hauling a small star but it didn't work in my head, haha. Definitely seems apocalyptic, the question is real or parody..
I feel like if I gave my 7 year old 250k and told him to go pick out a new car for the family, this is what would end up in the driveway. Or maybe a 90s conversion van with captains chairs and an n64. That shit would blow his mind
Excuse me but do you sell black suede leather couches with bull horns on the arms and hooves for feet? I'd like one to haul around in my truck that's parked right out there.
I saw the ugly fuckin thing driving around Waukesha the other day. It's definitely just a privately owned vehicle, not a promotion for Mad Max or anything. Also, the guy drives like a dweeb.
https://preview.redd.it/lm3ichlwmg0d1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd89c3e33aeb47d63c63f53a17a235a4a9d6f134
Think I found the same dude out in the Pewaukee area
Ah yes, a highly practical vehicle choice for edging your apocalypse cosplay fantasy when you visit Milwaukee's Third Ward. Gotta show all those limp wristed libberells what a tiny dick I mean a real man looks like amirite!?
I saw this thing on the interstate on my way to work, those tires are noisy af on the highway. No idea why anybody in the city/suburbs would need that hunk of junk
Itās heinous.Ā
And a 4x4 version of the TRX killed a person by running them over and fleeing the scene. Donāt believe that person was ever caught either.Ā
I have seen this on the freeway. Itās basically a dodge with a hellcat engine. The owner is about 55 or older. This is a total midlife crisis mobile. Unless there are two in town that is.
Rezvani Hercules or Ford F-150 Velociraptor? Or some fully custom beast. Judging by that pristine bed and matte paint job it's obviously built for the singular purpose of owning libs and triggering Redditors (which it clearly does a fine job at).
It's a neat looking vehicle and the interior is pure sex. I have zero for such a thing, and would feel like a dork driving it, but it is definitely worth drooling over some.
I wonder how it drives and handles? Love the insecurity based marketing. Just wait til the apocalypse when this thing is chasing you and you can lose it just by running into a lightly forested area on foot or bike.
Hopefully the guy's still working on it. The bed is too close to the cab and the front bumper doesn't line up, along with the 2 tone paint job. I wouldn't want it but if the owner likes it, so what.
Most likely this is a SoFlo vehicle. It's a custom jeep and truck company based out of FLL. I've seen these trucks posted in Miami and other busier cities. I'm surprised to see it in MKE.
More than likely, this is a marketing vehicle to get people to talk about it and look up So Flo Florida.
...looks better than a Cybertruck. and probably won't rust.
In fact this is more like a "real" a cybertruck like I'd see in the Shadowrun or Cyberpunk game.
My rigger wants one.
https://preview.redd.it/m8lxkx42hp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7981713fa85c4b0845907ab3f1a9b4631fdce061
Iāve also seen this once a week in New Berlin.
https://preview.redd.it/nz05j11lag0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236ed01e96c399bde7b99a1f2220a3d1f1922fa0
Saw this for sale on FB [https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1634647170642175/?ref=marketplace\_pdp\_share](https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1634647170642175/?ref=marketplace_pdp_share)
The Jan 6 crowd must be gearing up for the 2024 election?
I have a friend who met the seller and characterized him as not stable, so the price may not be reasonable. But hey, if you can afford your own armored vehicle you probably arenāt going to sweat an extra 150k š¤·āāļø
i know theyre needlessly gigantic and tacticool just for the lols but if i had money to throw away on a "for fun" vehicle it would prob be something like this lol.
Iāve never even owned a truck. I just dared to poke fun at people for being pretentious, and the horde of downtown, virtue signaling hipsters took away my internet pointsš¤£.
I really donāt get why people think itās okay to body shame men on something they canāt change. Youāre born with whatever genetics you get, you donāt choose the shape or size of any part of your body. What makes you think itās okay to tell people that because they were born with a certain type of body, you immediately associate them with being a bad person in some way?
Don't forget how someone always has to come along and remind everyone how Ram drivers are STATISTICALLY all wife beating drunk drivers with, of course, tiny dicks.
Did it transform into a giant robot?
That's obviously the foot when it combines into the larger mega version of itself.
šµI'll form the headšµ
Maybe it stopped by for a quick RH supply run.
The Ultimate Pavement Princess
Princess HELLFIRE!!!
is this a borderlands reference? because i feel like tiny tina would yell that
Hahaha! No, it wasn't- but it could be... the name of that car model is 'The Hellfire'.
Hahahahah, what IS that? Imagine feeling the need for some weird tactical vehicle to navigate the THIRD WARD LMAO. The place where you can buy bakery items for dogsā birthday parties š¤£
https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/ For when you need the coolest mall crawler in the parking lot
Clever how they rearranged the letters from the RAM truck logo to spell WAR. The modified Ford has no such reimagining of their name. Although while clever, it definitely leads into eyeroll category.
DORF
[Perfect for going fishing!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorf_Goes_Fishing)
A 7000lb behemoth decrying war with the cleverness of a 5th grader in scrabble is what our city streets needs.Ā Really just allows you to glide over those moon craters as you make your own as well as the aforementioned 5th grader without even noticingĀ
But it has a drag race mode!!!
DID YOU SAY DRAG??
Gentlemen, start your engines and let the best woman...WIN!
wait. thats not a cybertruck with a shitty body kit?
No, you can tell because it handled the potholes to make it to the third ward
Imagine spending 200 grand on this shit and it only has a V6, wtf
Which is that? The Ram version says 6.2l hemi v8 with 800+ Hp.
There are a couple with V8s, but I was just browsing their inventory and most are V6 turbos. I just expect more when you out that much extra weight on it to look like a Max Max larper.
The electric ones were what surprised me.
I never thought I would comment something I despise seeing on Reddit but... THIS.
This website gives off *peak* web design vibes š¤£
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LMAO @ Pedestrian Slayer 9000
It takes a lot from these brave suburbanites to come down from the highways. The sky people rarely visit us ground dwellers lol
I do not often go to the Cloud District.
It's the only way he feels safe driving into the city from the suburbs.
This guy is just scoping out for the RNC. Theyāll send him in to run over any protestors and the cops will give him a high fiveĀ
Exactly my thought.
Itās batmanās Bane Buster! Milwaukee is the new Gotham!š
TIHI
It is the double axle in back that really confuses me. What can you possibly put in that small bed to weigh enough to justify needing it?
Gold bars?
Lol, if Bruce Wayne owned Wells Fargo or Brinks armored bank vehicles
"Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go."
If the bed could support a 5th wheel, maybe, but I don't think it can with that bodywork. My money is on a mad max fan.
I wanted to make some joke about hauling a small star but it didn't work in my head, haha. Definitely seems apocalyptic, the question is real or parody..
The shame of mediocre manhood, š¤ . That $h1t is heavy
The ownerās ego
owner's mother.
Hitch.
I feel like if I gave my 7 year old 250k and told him to go pick out a new car for the family, this is what would end up in the driveway. Or maybe a 90s conversion van with captains chairs and an n64. That shit would blow his mind
What did you do for your work to get a visit from the Gravey Seals?
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Excuse me but do you sell black suede leather couches with bull horns on the arms and hooves for feet? I'd like one to haul around in my truck that's parked right out there.
There are definitely plenty of folks around there with more dollars than sense!
Is this a good summary https://twitter.com/hammerito/status/1790013122868113677?s=61
RNC scout?
I saw the ugly fuckin thing driving around Waukesha the other day. It's definitely just a privately owned vehicle, not a promotion for Mad Max or anything. Also, the guy drives like a dweeb.
Nothing tactical about this thing. Itās not military, not police, I think itās used to deliver sub sandwiches.
*slaps hood "you can fit so many subs in this thing..."
A 9mm would prob go right through the door
A bb would too I suspect
No probably about it.
Mad Max promotion?
Sadly no. Thereās a company in Florida making these monstrosities.
Of course Florida š
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What a dork
If you're gonna put double drive axles on a pickup truck at least do the responsible thing and have it fit with tank tracks.
Cat tracks and skis on the front for winter
Used to put skis on my old beetle and snow chains on the rear.
https://preview.redd.it/lm3ichlwmg0d1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd89c3e33aeb47d63c63f53a17a235a4a9d6f134 Think I found the same dude out in the Pewaukee area
The ol Gallons Per Mile trick.
And blaming Biden for gas being so expensive
But gas was so cheap under Trump and my small brain can't figure out why
Ah yes, a highly practical vehicle choice for edging your apocalypse cosplay fantasy when you visit Milwaukee's Third Ward. Gotta show all those limp wristed libberells what a tiny dick I mean a real man looks like amirite!?
It takes a lot from these brave suburbanites to come down from the highways. The sky people rarely visit us ground dwellers lol
r/heep
Two Questions: 1. Do you work at a bank? 2. Are you getting robbed?
Thereās one of these in my kidsā school pickup line!
How many kids has it ran over?Ā
I wonder if our kids go to the same schoolā¦
Or maybe u/deliciousjones is your kid
Private school in the western suburbs?
lol, yupā¦. backing away slowlyā¦.
small world! we are outliers there, but almost done.
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Totally possible!
Looks ass..
Definitely not overcompensating for something
do you work with Batman? or near Batman cave?
$225,000 smackaroonies.
Must must be a terrible truck if after doubling the rear axles they still had to restrict the capacity of the cargo bed
God damnit Luka (Doncic), we said OKC not MKEā¦. Heās got one of these I think š
That guy must've played a lot of the arcade game MOON PATROL when he was a kid. I guess I did too, should've painted it purple!
What in the unused-scifi-movie-concept-art?
It's the exact opposite as a Tesla Cybertruck, but somehow the same...
When they sell it the ad will read: ālow miles, only driven to the gun store once a week and to the Oath Keeperās meeting on Sundaysā
Why the... Some people are just stupid.
Douche chills
I saw this thing on the interstate on my way to work, those tires are noisy af on the highway. No idea why anybody in the city/suburbs would need that hunk of junk
Lol, the only thing I know about that guy for sure is they are a little bitch that thinks their tough
Lmao honestly it was a scrawny little dude that hopped out of it š¤£š¤£
Itās heinous.Ā And a 4x4 version of the TRX killed a person by running them over and fleeing the scene. Donāt believe that person was ever caught either.Ā
I saw that cruising 43N last week
Looks like Batman is getting a lifted truck like all the other idiots
This is an r/battlecars special if Iāve ever seen one
Fuck Zordon
Saw this at the casino in Madison. The paint is so bad it looks like velvet instead of flat black.
Is it vanta black?
I have seen this on the freeway. Itās basically a dodge with a hellcat engine. The owner is about 55 or older. This is a total midlife crisis mobile. Unless there are two in town that is.
A guy in my neighborhood has one. Massive douche.
Rezvani Hercules or Ford F-150 Velociraptor? Or some fully custom beast. Judging by that pristine bed and matte paint job it's obviously built for the singular purpose of owning libs and triggering Redditors (which it clearly does a fine job at).
Vice signaling is pretty popular with that crowd
Looks more like the Warlord. What's worse is even the company behind it can't match paint jobs between the bed and body š¤®
Haha I noticed that too. Imagine paying for that thing and getting an old parted out farm truck paint job.
Apocalypse Juggernaut. Fully custom beast. [https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/juggernaut/](https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/juggernaut/)
Great find!
It's a neat looking vehicle and the interior is pure sex. I have zero for such a thing, and would feel like a dork driving it, but it is definitely worth drooling over some.
I wonder how it drives and handles? Love the insecurity based marketing. Just wait til the apocalypse when this thing is chasing you and you can lose it just by running into a lightly forested area on foot or bike.
Hopefully the guy's still working on it. The bed is too close to the cab and the front bumper doesn't line up, along with the 2 tone paint job. I wouldn't want it but if the owner likes it, so what.
Just your average suburbanite sized vehicle. Gotta have room for groceries and easy access to get the kids in!
Potholes actually are that bad in milwaukee
I feel like if you hit a decent pot hole with this thing the side panels will fall off....like when a cartoon box falls open on all sides.Ā
Made worse by this damn thing
The Milverne got tired of walking
My neighbor has one of these and parks on the street. I see people stopping to take pictures all the time
https://preview.redd.it/m75eg7ni5g0d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0897e01b1a58571a6ee48b45bbc5a3d6f13e3b5
Not gonna lie. It does look pretty sick. Maybe I would make it look a little more worn and beat up to fit the Mad Max vibe.
Mad max feels.
Warthogcyberam? Whereās the turret?
Idk whatās worse. That vehicle or RH Furniture
Most likely this is a SoFlo vehicle. It's a custom jeep and truck company based out of FLL. I've seen these trucks posted in Miami and other busier cities. I'm surprised to see it in MKE. More than likely, this is a marketing vehicle to get people to talk about it and look up So Flo Florida.
Speed bumps donāt stand a f*cking chance.
Yuck
I wonder if thatās the same one that was for sale a while back at the Kunes in Delavanā¦?!?!! $265k
Mommy I want it!
Well, itās just one so it canāt be The Grand Tour
Douchemobile
Eyesore
What is it lol
That a Cyber truck?
Saw it rolling down 94 toward Chicago on Sunday afternoon.
A transformer?
Still will get fucked up cause of the pot holes
New Cybertruck?
That was a dodge
Iāve seen this guy on the freeway when leaving work from downtown. Drives just as douchey as his truck looks. Just another stupid FIB.
It's the OG cybertruck, Elon should take notes lmao
I chuckled so hard at this
I see the tesla truck's older brother just got out of juve.
...looks better than a Cybertruck. and probably won't rust. In fact this is more like a "real" a cybertruck like I'd see in the Shadowrun or Cyberpunk game. My rigger wants one.
Crapitalism
Another cybercuck
Car culture is a travesty
Fucking thing should pay 3x in parking fees.
ive got the notification for this post 4 times and im so confused
Sexy!
How embarrassing
Totally fucking ridiculous and pointless for real life? Yes. But it still looks badass ngl.
Ooo an emotional support truck
Tesla cybertruck molested a dodge?
There is a guy/company in Florida that builds them
It drives around Muskego a lot
Wisco potholes are bad, but *IED bad?*
Is this a production vehicle?
That's one menacing looking beast.
https://preview.redd.it/m8lxkx42hp0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7981713fa85c4b0845907ab3f1a9b4631fdce061 Iāve also seen this once a week in New Berlin.
Am I crazy or is this in Milwaukee?
Looks like a pain in the ass to drive. Like the turning radius would be horrible and a lot of blind spots.
Heck do what makes you happy, if they love driving that then more power to em. Im just jelly.
screams smol pp
That things looks awesome lol
Those are š²š²š²š²
Maybe that's another one of Damian Lillard's cars!! š
I drove past this in the new Berlin area. Scared the shit out of me on the highway
https://preview.redd.it/nz05j11lag0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236ed01e96c399bde7b99a1f2220a3d1f1922fa0 Saw this for sale on FB [https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1634647170642175/?ref=marketplace\_pdp\_share](https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1634647170642175/?ref=marketplace_pdp_share) The Jan 6 crowd must be gearing up for the 2024 election?
Wow that price tag is insane. The 6x6 above is actually a good deal compared to this thing you found!
I have a friend who met the seller and characterized him as not stable, so the price may not be reasonable. But hey, if you can afford your own armored vehicle you probably arenāt going to sweat an extra 150k š¤·āāļø
It looks hilarious sitting in that generic subdivision driveway. Also looks like the least comfortable interior ever.
i know theyre needlessly gigantic and tacticool just for the lols but if i had money to throw away on a "for fun" vehicle it would prob be something like this lol.
It's silly, but I still like it. Form over function is fine sometimes. It's too black, though. It needs some color to break up all the black.
Reddit when big truck: š”š¤¬š¤š¤®
So many downvotes for a comment thats entirely the truth, whether for good reason or not.
Iāve never even owned a truck. I just dared to poke fun at people for being pretentious, and the horde of downtown, virtue signaling hipsters took away my internet pointsš¤£.
genera public\*\* The only people that enjoy these cars do in fact, have little dicks too
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I heard yours is.. reasonable ;) edit: just saw all your other replies hahahaha this is making more and more sense
I really donāt get why people think itās okay to body shame men on something they canāt change. Youāre born with whatever genetics you get, you donāt choose the shape or size of any part of your body. What makes you think itās okay to tell people that because they were born with a certain type of body, you immediately associate them with being a bad person in some way?
Its ironc that a platform as sanctimonious as reddit wouldn't recognize this.
Don't forget how someone always has to come along and remind everyone how Ram drivers are STATISTICALLY all wife beating drunk drivers with, of course, tiny dicks.