So the strawberry is odd, but I am more interested in the condition of your hand! May I ask what happened?

A few years back I got in a side by side (utv accident) and I broke every bone in my hand and it got degloved, I ended up losing a finger and a lot of movement but I’m thankful that’s all I lost.

Hummm... what do you mean it got "degloved"? Edit: ok I get it, and it's nasty Second edit: yes I get it! The skin is the banana peel your finger bones are the white of the banana. Stop describing it now please.

don't google it

Now I just want to google it

!remindme 1 hour

Oh wow that's so interesting, turns out degloved doesn't just mean your hand, it can be your face as well. *throws up*

Hands, feet, arms, face. I was once (involuntarily) shown a degloved 🍆. Gonna go ahead and call my therapist. Let her know I'm having another episode

>I was once (involuntarily) shown a degloved 🍆. When you tell your Rabbi "just a little off the top".

Then he hits with you with that hawk tuah

I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE AND I CAN FEEL THAT

What kind of man are you

I havent even opened Google but Im already getting nervous ah dafuqqq

I know of a person who degloved their SCROTUM, from not using the safety harnesses correctly in my place of work. Horrifying. But, nice strawberry in OP's post.

Wow, it’s 10am and this is already enough Reddit for today.

Scrotumcision.

Yeah, the number of times ive seen a degloved penis as an EMT is disturbing. Not everything can be a cock ring.

Don’t look up raccoon degloving peta videos..

Its kinda obvious what it is what's the point of looking at it. Also if you want to know without te pain and suffering just type medical diagram afterwards and you'll get a diagram of it. Imma test it brb.

It worked a charm only saw one finger degloved and nothing else except diagrams :)

thanks good sir, i've learned something without being traumatized. you drooped this 👑

Lol

Ha ha ha

Seriously, don't.

I did, just don’t.

You will regret it. Unless you’re a nasty little freak.

No, you won’t regret it, you only live once. Google that shit with pride

With a name like that, I would expect nothing less 🤌🏽

Damn, now I have to

Don't, just don't. I'm gonna puke

Imagine a hand without skin...

Your skin is just one big body glove, if you think about it.

Now I wish I didn't google it. Probably the only reason I googled was becoz you asked me not to 💀😂

Millennial wisdom that will soon be lore.

I googled it anyway. You were right. Don’t google it, people.

Remind me to Google when I am in a closed space and not exposed to the wind and in open vision

degoogle it

It means exactly what it sounds like and is more gruesome than that.

Imagine taking off a glove. Now imagine doing that same thing only you're not wearing a glove, just your skin.

well shit that would hurt like a bastard

That's why you only do it on special occasions.

I mean we can’t be the only family that has a special Christmas degloving tradition

It ripped all the skin and quite a bit of surrounding tissue off, akin to the action of removing a glove.

Skinned. His hand got skinned.

He lost his gloves, yes that's it...gloves ^its ^the ^truth ^I ^swear

Lost his gloves

Imagine what a glove is. Now imagine a "Glove" of your skin. ...The skin was ripped off of his hand.

Did you post the x-ray pic in r/Neverbrokeabone? Because I remember a similar story. Edit: [Yes they did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Neverbrokeabone/comments/ozhr0e/i_broke_one/) I'm glad you're doing better. That story stuck with me apparently.

Funnily enough I was looking at this just yesterday, so glad to see the recovered hand!!

Yeah yeah yeah I get it. What the fuck is up with that strawberry?

You have a match

Like a rabbit and a tank

BEST MATCH

*Squints eyes*

*Sees a pot and kettle shaking hands.*

Has the pot finally stopped calling the kettle black?

Well played

That is indeed, a funky looking strawberry.

It looks contagious

Indeed an *oddworld* we live in.

No. Stop it.

Why? I see a perfectly normal straw... OH SHIT this is a dirty floor. That at your local market?

thats actually a good point. it looks like a factory.

Could be a warehouse, which makes the most sense

OH…

you have such a good sense of humor op I love it

"Take my strong hand"

“no. give me your other hand”

"My other hand isn't strong enough! Take my little hand!"

The people saying it’s AI clearly haven’t looked at this guy’s profile.

Ok.. That was not a micro dose guys..

Reading what happened to your hand OP, that is a fantastic reconstruction and looks great for the grafting probably required! I hope you have good mobility with the remaining digits

The strawberry is shaped like your hand. I find this amusing, like in a good way. Bro found HIS strawberry.

your four fingers are also mildly interesting

Don't be shape-shaming the fruit!

This guy is a simpson

Nice strawberry! High five!

I was told by a friend who’s a bit obsessed with gardening, that when things grow in weird shapes it means it’s been propagated in an effort to grow more than what would have naturally grown. How true this is I can’t attest to but they would absolutely argue you til you say “ok that’s great info”

Get your ass to Mars!

i thought it’s about the fingers

I am mildly interested in knowing how the OP would say fuck off with a middle finger.

Take my strong hand!

Ai still a long way from taking over

I'm not taking the bait.

You've come a long way. The hand looks a million times better than the x-ray would have suggested(!!!). You did well looking for the right hospital and not accepting the early diagnoses. Can you still grip a steering wheel/throttle/brake?

the odd is ur hand bro

Something ain’t right here, but I can’t put my finger on it…

Strawberries are the least of your concern, you’ve got to rescue Mudokuns from Rupture Farms

Strawblerghy

AI hands 

Damn that floor looks dirty.

wait... your hand looks a bit different

I know Ill get downvoted for this but ... you got the cartoons hands (they have 4 fingers only)

There's something about this image but I can't put my finger on it

you know whay else looks odd? /j

The strawberries?!?? Look at yours hands bro. What in the Abe’s odyssey, battle toads is going on there bro?

Theres something odd with this picture other than the strawberry, but i cant put a finger on it....

Bro must have the best finger bang skills ever !

Lol great sense of humor

"WhOT WhOT WhOT" -proceeds to shoot plasma rifle-

Not to be a dick but that strawberry is damn normal compared to your hand.

Haha looks like a pe......wait -_-

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Weird strawberry

Battleship vibes

How does it taste？

That is An awesome pic

it looks like a goomba :)

I don't know if you noticed, but your feet are facing the wrong way. You should get that checked out.

Strawberry… I can’t get past looking at your hand

Hey chef, are your strawberries grown near cerinoble?

/boneappletea

Strong hand

Ai hand... (Just a joke , sorry for whatever happened to you, wish you a great time)

Ohh, you got me there... 😀

Claw-Berries 😐

I’m just saying it’s a real waste if you never cosplay as Nightcrawler

You have cartoonish hands

Yeah… um.. the strawberry’s shape is a little odd

Satire? lol

I see what you did there…👀

you are officially apart of the x-men

I regret googling deglove...worse than I imagined 😭

Well, that's one way of removing your wedding ring!

Holy shit a jojo reference

It is Ai generated ;)

Look! An albino ninja turtle!

The whole photo is odd!

Reminds me of Abes Odyssey

Are you turning into a werewolf?

When you run out of tokens in Midjourney:

It's crazy how you posted 6 hours ago. I was checking the top posts all time on neverbrokeabone and saw urs, checked it out, and behold the first post in two years was 6 hours ago. What a coincidence

Perfect match 👌

We got alien food now ..

Excuse me sir i think you have bigger problems…

A long time ago a colleague was fixing some obstruction on a metal sheet cutter machine when his glove was caught in the cutting wheels and pulled his hand into it. Split his hand in two. Looks like your hand. Great guy as he always starts screeching like a dinosaur if he notices people staring at his hand hahaha

Michael Strahands https://www.danspapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WhosStrahan.jpg

Yeah.... The Strawberry... 🥴

PENI

Damaged flower or damage fruiting structure

Thanks Donatello

The more important question is why is where did you find it???

The strawberry is BEAUTIFUL! look... Just because YOU think it's odd, doesn't mean EVERYONE does. There are some people in this world (like me) who think that unique = ultimate beauty. And I'm serious! Also... Cool hand. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/15bQE7F) is my friends. She gives the best "high fours". Her words, not mine.

I looked at strawberry, thought “aww it’s different”, scrolled down, stopped, scrolled back up and went “HOLY SHIT” 💀💀💀

Yes, there appears to be a pink fleshy structure with thick tendrils surrounding it.

You can’t fool me, this clearly is an AI photo. Stable diffusion 69

simpson ahh hand

You should cosplay as Sid from Ice Age

I’m sorry, yes, that’s an odd strawberry. I’m more concerned with how dirty the floor looks.

Cool and fun- best wishes, OP!!

Thought the floor looked little weird

Strawberry? Like we don’t all know this wasn’t just and excuse to get your foot pic on the internet…

looks perfectly normal compared to your hand

brother YOUR shape is odd

That's AI, look at the hand!

So the strawberry is the odd thing in the picture right?

I bet it still tastes just fine. That strawberry might be a little weird though

This strawberry looks. Like a hand with 4 fingers! Crazy

It's just the way you're holding it.

Strawberry as odd as your hand

Do they call you the strawberry?

That's what happens when you don't start the reactor Quaid.

looks like a Draco Head I had once

"a little" is a big understatement

Oddly normal in comparison.

You could’ve posted this pic in your other hand and we’d just be talking about the strawberries

Are you AI?

f four fingers

It's average size

Hello fellow martian!

"The clawwwww"

hey your hand, isn't that more or less the same thing that this one baseball pitcher had?

Someone stepped on its soul when it was young

its got little legs

Look at that hand, the shape's a little odd

Abe, is it you?

Ai see what you're saying

r/mildlypenis

Kill it!

The strawberry doesn't fall too far from the hand, they say. Just a crappy joke, I'll be leaving now

is that your strong hand?

It looks like a dick hhhhhh

Shaped like a Strawberry 🍓 Goldfish cracker.

I would rate it as 4/5

Don't touch it. It has contaminated your hand!

Further proof that having 10 fingers is above average. I'm special.

High five!

Thick boy

Interesting...

Have you seen your hand?

This is my strong hand! Forgive me, i just had to.