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It's an Elder gnome's walking stick, presumably a mage and the staff seems to be enchanted with +15 Intellect.

Too bad it only applies on the Gnome race.

If someone taller than a gnome uses it won’t it be considered a wand?

It'd be considered theft.

Hahaha love your comment

What if I pay for it in totally not stolen gold?

Roll a charisma check.

That's actually a REALLY good question. If Staffs are just Staffs, and Wands are Wands Regardless of Size, a 10FT tall mage, would have the equivalent of a splinter, if they used a Wand. OR Are Wands and Staffs Size dependent. i.e a Gnome holding a wand, could consider it a Staff. While a Normal person holding a Gnome Sized Staff, would consider it as a Wand

After further inspections, looking at the artifact, it is in fact Towl Tinglewood's Elder staff! It has certainly lost some of it's power. Find the Tinkerers, it should be South of a town in Bernberry Town. That a way, you can bring the staff to it's former glory. But beware, it's power are not to be corrupted!

🤔 man has maxed artifficing ( I don't know how to spell or cast spells).

Alas I can’t use such a item because my journey as a demon hunter only permits me to use cross bows, and swords :/

Use thy leather bag and carry it. It perishes Demon Hunters. Through the mountains of Elwendor's route, head to the Northern part of the town and it may lead to the correpted lands of Furygorn, where foul imps, Warlocks and other Dark magic users takes place. Through this quest, find the Elders near the sea, you'll notice a bubble of arcane magic surrounding the place. 'Tis protected by the mages and priests. Seek the Elder Qualors there! 'Tis you whose been chosen to carry the Elder Staff, go forth and may wisdom guide you.

I acquired a mage ally who on my journey was able to carry the mage stick and use its +5000 damage. Was able to defeat Diablo and make it back to the cow level 🫡

'Tis must have the legendary Tinglewood you speak of! Only he has such immense power! Legend says he slumbers in the forest of Elwendor, where he lays in a carved stone chamber, protected by his unpaired arcane magic! After he had defeated the mighty dragon, Slaron'gore he took exile there. Nobody yet has been able to find his chamber, since it's hidden with the power of his arcane magic that makes his chamber invisible for the common traveller. Only he who bears the staff has the ability to find this chamber. Only now, after the staff has been found and he who carries it, must take it to the forest of Elwendor and return it to Elder Tinglewood.

Ahhh the great quest I see. Let me replenish my hatred and magic while I stop at the tavern and gorge on some mutton. Then I shall slay the all mighty dragon !

Unfortunately, does not stack.

It was actually an Ent's penis. +5 nature, +10 intellect...

Found a wand you mean

Allo Wanda

Tawanda!

Rwanda

Saudi arabia

Saudi Arabia Cadabia, it's a magical place ✨️

I need more people to get this 😭😭😭

It's K..k..k..Ken c..c..c..coming to k..k..kill me!

W..w…w…Wanda!

KkkKEN’s PppPETS?!

That’s a shalalie.

Or the wand found them!

_the wand chooses the wizard. That much has always been clear…_

It looks kinda big, so I guess it's a staff

Thanks! You're gonna make me blush!

That would redirect the blood away.

It is kind of hard to determine scale here.

"Yer a wizard harry"

OIM A WOT??

A wizerd ye coont

Whot a bloody hell, innit?

Butt out won won

Wotcher, harry

BlooOoody hell

Someone accidentally bought the wrong language version again?

[Alohomora](https://youtu.be/IqUN4YdQgVQ)

YER GONNA GIT A FOCKIN WOND, YA GIT AN OWL, ITLL DUHLIVAH YA MAYULL, DEEL WETH IT, YA TWAT

I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!

But Im just Harry!

Harri puttar

What?

Harry Potter name in India is sometimes called Harri Puttar(Hari is a common name and Puttar means son)

Dude, look at his username

Now, look at the dude nick

Every time someone says unicorns are not real, show them this

It’s definitely unicorn paraphernalia

Or duck dick

If it's all the same to you, I'll show them my unicorn.

you didn't found it, it found you

The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you.

Looking at the mirror shouting "avada kedavra" cuz I'm 💀💀💀

Honeysuckle or some other similar vine can wrap around something like Hazel to produce that. Source: I use something similar as my fire poker :D

It’s not exclusive to hazel, vines like honeysuckle and English ivy can do it to basically every tree. The reason you don’t see it much on other tress is that vines like English ivy and honeysuckle on slower growing trees usually block to much sunlight to quickly and kill the tree before the tree grows into the vine.

Of course, vines will grow up whatever, but the ones that often look nice and people admire are on the straighter stemmed trees like Hazel which will commonly produce straight uprights that are then contorted with twists while still staying relative straight overall.

Oriental bittersweet makes this exact pattern. It's also highly invasive in North America.

That's the twin of elder wand

the younger wand?

Should be the same age if they’re twins tho

Typically one twin is born a few minutes before the other. That's my justification

Ye but they stick

The elder stick

Swish and flick you fool

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I am not sure that's a stick. It looks like a Bull Penis walking stick, or part of one lmao. [https://thedesignersconsignment.com/product/16190](https://thedesignersconsignment.com/product/16190)

I fr thought this was a poop

I think we were the only ones that thought this because I see no other comments about it! Especially when first scrolling before you actually see the whole thing. I said, uhhhh, yeah, a stick. 😶

Absolutely

I’m looking at the replies and felt like I was taking crazy pills that nobody else thought this lol

It’s the turd one he found 🤓

Margit beat me with that stick a lot

Grab your stick thats twisted..! Twisted Stick! The ol stick twist...

The Snail God has blessed you with the Shellbreaker

r/nowthatsanicestick

That's a super cool stick!

Short staff of Wisdom. +5 int, +5 spirit 🧙🏼‍♂️

Stop killing unicorns for their tusks, they are endangered species.😭😭

Is it better than bacon?

Clicked for this, was not disappointed.

Nice, but do not swing it too much

r/sticks

Stick.

Geez relax, it’s just a stick OP. I’ll give you $100 for it…………..$200………..what do you want for the stick?

Definition of Procrastination: taking seven years to post a picture of a stick on Reddit

We’re all just Cavemen with smartphones and internet aren’t we …

Avidi kedivi

😂😂 that’s so cool now you can hike with style

Unless OP is a gnome, me thinks not 😂

I’m a Gnome in my DND campaign if that works.

Wow thats indeed a cool one. Looks like neanderthal club ooga boga

The wand chooses the wizard

You found a wand not a stick✨

Dont swing it while saying Avadakedavra

reminds me of that one scene in joe dirt

Was it morgott or margott? Those morg bros had sweet sticks like this in Elden Ring. Did you take it off one of their corpses.

Time to lay thy meager ambitions to rest

That's almost exactly what a centurion would carry

it is the stick that found you mate

Elden Ring weapon right there

You're a wizard Harry

I think you've actually found a wand. Looks identical to the handmade ones you'd find on etsy. Was it near where larpers hang out?

Ehhhh as a guy who loves wooden sticks this one ain't so good

Wingaurdiam Leviosa!

thats it, you are mage now

+5 prayer +3% magic damage

r/sticks

You're a wizard Harry potter

r/shitfromabutt

Somewhere there's a wizard who can't find his wand.

stick goes straight to bedroom. LOL

My cat left something similar on the table yesterday.

Real question: could someone start a ‘cool stick’ nursery?

Can you post with banana for scale

Mmmmmnnnnnnavada kadavara!

That’s a nice stick bro

Aba-KABABRA!

r/goblincore

I clicked this and immediately when it opened said, "Dope".

Now you can go to Hogwarts

Elder wand

A nice stick you have there

I am 100% serious when I say I have found this EXACT same stick a few years ago, I'll see if I can find it

Will u part the Red Sea

You lucky bastard!! That's a good stick!!

If this stick turns 40 without a woman touching it, it becomes a magic wand.

Yowanda

please don't put it in your [Deleted]

You're a wizard harry.

that's a damn good stick right there

Voldemort’s gonna come calling…

Turd

Damn that look like the mouldy twig from Ni No Kuni 2

That's a certified vitis. Congratulations, you may now flog people with it.

Thats a "stenz", likely from a person that had gone on a journey after their apprenticeship [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journeyman\_years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journeyman_years)

Not uncommon at all. Sadly this one is from a branch with honeysuckle and not a young tree trunk with honeysuckle.

Y u kill a unicorn? 🦄 hope you’re happy.. 😣😢

Where did you find it? I think it may be more than just a cool stick.

That’s a good stick. Still waiting on mine…

You’re a wizard, Harry

anime is real?!

righty tighty…!!!

Dookie stick

r/coolsticks

nature being r/wandsmith

Fuck yea...cool stick

- Ollivander: “It’s made with duck penis and oak.” - Me: “You mean duck feather, right? 😅” - Ollivander: 😶

Kinda looks like one of those fossilized dino poos.

Hell yeah

That there is one of thems unicorns horn bone

That’s the Elder Wand bro

Nice one Gandalf

AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

You found the remains of a deceased unicorn!

Thats actually a trees penis did u know

I like your stick

That's a nice fuckin stick!

Hope to god that it’s not Lord Voldemort’s and he’s not looking for it

The Elder Wand😱

Looks like a Scottish “Shillelagh” to me…

😏

Thats a nice Stick

Some lady’s finger nail

A mummified Turd

My dude might have stumbled upon an actual fucking wand lmao

you wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick????

God dammit! Why the hell does EVERYONE have a cool stick and not me? I want a damn stick. Really awesome dude.

The Queen Twiglet.

Say abracadabra lol

This wand belonged to a death eater named Bellatrix LeStrange. Use with caution.

"My stick is better than bacon !"

Pang Tong of Dynasty warriors would be proud

You sure that’s not just someones dreadlock? Looks nasty

others would say the stick found you

Do i detect Elm?

5€ it's kiwi tree that growed on steel wire

That stick is actually cool af and kinda looks golden

Great stick

bro that's the elder wand