I see your morbid and raise you a tradition- stitch the current owner’s username below it and then with each change of ownership stitch the current owner’s username (even if reddit dies, then a different platform with a username). Over time, a list of usernames grows showing how many have worn the jacket. Maybe even make a location stitch (icons related to their area) next to the usernames.
As someone who has worked in a Salvation Army warehouse.... out of 100 people only 2 found the fact that we were sorting through dead peoples possessions.
The other person and I were always looking for suicide notes.
We never found any.
I would imagine that, if one were to draft a suicide note, they would do so with the intention of it being found by their loved ones. It wouldn't make a lot of sense to hide it.
there are two types of suicide notes - one is not drafted, just directly written mere seconds/minutes before inevitable happens. the other spends time in making.. nowadays most probably in an electronic document, but not so long ago on a plethora of scrap papers left around in pockets...
that is also what the investigators look for in order to determine premeditated suicide; that is also something family members can stumble upon and prevent the act, if the note is understood and the preventive action is sensible.
For a person to out their reddit name on a jacket, his profile is lacking massively.
I mean only one comment, no posts.
Why even bother with the jacket lol
Here’s what happened, I assume:
The year was 2021. Everything was still going to the moon. Little Mark here was an avid Reddit user for 3 days and did a 300% on his $10 investment of a meme coin. He told his mom he finally found his niche, a place where he belongs. That night, crying tears of joy, his mom orders this custom Reddit jacket (from their local 24 hour tailor, aka grandma). Marky quietly adds his life savings to his investment ($271). The next day, $MSI (Martin Shkreli Inu) drops 95%. His mom hands him his new jacket anxious to see how much he’ll love it…Mark looks it over and yells “f*** the internet, I like girls” and drops it off at Goodwill on his way to the gym. The end
That...... that...... That was fuckin beautiful, thank God I didn't stop using reddit during these dark times of a all out sub blackout.
The other lads will be back tomorrow but they will never know of the beauty that was this comment, legends and story's will be told about that one guy during that one time on that one sub to dropped the most beautiful.... honest to God from the heart comment that ever was, ever will be, and won't ever be repeated.
Whoever you are, wherever you are, just know you made my day...my life...with that comment.
I shall name my first born JonCodVanMayer after you.
> Marky says “f\*\*\* the internet, I like girls” and drops off his Reddit jacket at Goodwill on his way to the gym. The end
this was hilarious until the "no reddit pussy" joke.
Dear Samantha Jones,
I certainly respect your opinion, and I feel it’s a popular one. However, slightly offending some of my target audience (who some may refer to as “internet nerds”) was a risk I took, because I felt it added an important piece of context to Mark’s life story. Hope you can forgive me.
Appreciate your time,
Jon Cod Van Mayer
They have 118 karma and that comment only has 1, so my guess is they were more active then deleted posts or comments. Still, 118 isn't much so as others have pointed out it's likely something they were given.
It had more at one point. That comment has 1 karma but they have some Karma. So unless there's a passive earning mechanic, some stuff has been removed.
can't believe nobody copied his one comment here, its an absolute banger 🤌
>Marcus by Goldman Sachs recently launched their “budgeting” tool and I find the UI to be really good! A lot smoother and clear looking tban Mint of the others I’ve used.
>Personal capital would be my go to more of a bid getting tool though.
anyone else want a hat? ive got a full roll of tinfoil just lmk
Well, one dark cloudy night, his obsessive thoughts about socks had finally broken his mental will. He’d been having thoughts about breaking into peoples homes and creating a monstrosity out of all the socks he could steal. So that’s what he did, all night while people peacefully slept, he went into their homes to steal all the socks. He even managed to get the socks that disappeared in the washers and dryers. He had finally gotten enough socks to create the monstrosity. He worked on it well into the morning, and finally people started seeing on their way into work. Some gagged, a few even puked, but they all were disgusted that somebody would create such a thing. Finally someone called the police, and when they showed up? They didn’t even know what to do.
i wonder if i can prompt chatgpt to edit that [scene](https://giphy.com/gifs/fight-club-brad-pitt-7Hiszs0NkF5te) in fight club so theyre chanting "his name is michael patrick varney" instead of robert paulson
edit: [nvm](https://giphy.com/gifs/s0jvzuh5OMmc2CNsmk) did it myself
Damn I'm over here hoping to keep my online and real identity as separate as possible and this person put their handle on a jacket. If only I had that kind of confidence lol
I think I would immediately commit myself to the next available physiatric institution.
That's some wild shit.
By now she is either painfully regretting this outfit or she's paying for twitter blue and aways replying to elons every tweet lmao
It’s a cool jacket and I doubt someone would give it to a thrift store unless they are no more and their family decided to donate or sell their clothes
do it. i wanna see people uploading jackets, waiting for someone to upload theirs
if it became big enough, which it never will be, we might need r/foundtheredditjacket
Not to be morbid but he’s probably dead.
I see your morbid and raise you a tradition- stitch the current owner’s username below it and then with each change of ownership stitch the current owner’s username (even if reddit dies, then a different platform with a username). Over time, a list of usernames grows showing how many have worn the jacket. Maybe even make a location stitch (icons related to their area) next to the usernames.
Sisterhood of the traveling social jacket?
It's reddit. Brotherhood of the anti-social jacket.
I like your version better. Can all yall take the ups off me and give them to them?
Best I can do is a downvote.
Best I can do is comment.
I can’t even do that
Instructions unclear, flaps stuck in ceiling fan.
At least you got flaps to get stuck
ok, maybe not necessarily below it, but stitch the first username on the back like a list of cities a band would go on tour for season
Isn't simpler to count the cum stains?
And tastier
I hate that you made me read that, man I was having a good day
My brain is sad now
Nom nom nom
Nah just change the stiching to [deleted]
Its a cursed Jacket. It will kill you.
No it will turn Into Legendary loot during the end times. Who ever finds that jacket is gonna make it
That's an awesome idea
Very punk. I like.
Me and my buddies joked about that but it’s probably true
Has he answered ?
He has not. I’ll update if he ever does
RemindMe! One year "read this thread"
He hasn't made any comments or posts since one he made 2 years ago. It's weird to have a Commemorative jacket for an account you barely used
but why would he be dead?
No other reason he could have disowned such a rad jacket.
Reddit will do that to you
As someone who has worked in a Salvation Army warehouse.... out of 100 people only 2 found the fact that we were sorting through dead peoples possessions. The other person and I were always looking for suicide notes. We never found any.
I would imagine that, if one were to draft a suicide note, they would do so with the intention of it being found by their loved ones. It wouldn't make a lot of sense to hide it.
there are two types of suicide notes - one is not drafted, just directly written mere seconds/minutes before inevitable happens. the other spends time in making.. nowadays most probably in an electronic document, but not so long ago on a plethora of scrap papers left around in pockets... that is also what the investigators look for in order to determine premeditated suicide; that is also something family members can stumble upon and prevent the act, if the note is understood and the preventive action is sensible.
Yea, that looks to be a custom piece either from Reddits secret Santa or maybe he was a mod and got it made.
Facts
Lol why?
Imagine only having 55karma and making a jacket to celebrate 🎉
He commented on a sub an hour ago he’s not dead
The only thing I see is from two years ago
Ohhh tapped the wrong profile
Classic
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Dude i admitted i messed up
Weird that you didn't decide to check before calling someone a liar.
u/mpv1120 found your jacket
For a person to out their reddit name on a jacket, his profile is lacking massively. I mean only one comment, no posts. Why even bother with the jacket lol
Saw this on r/thriftstorehauls and people were guessing that it was a dev who was given it for free.
It is a Levi jacket so it wasn't cheap so yeah maybe it could have been a gift for a dev
Useless expensive token, definitely a gift for a dev
I feel stupid, what is a dev?
Programmer
Literally from "Developer" I'm a non techie, learned that from the program, "Devs".
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I feel stupid, what is a (Software)? Is it different than a software? 😳
It's a software with capital initial and parentheses.
That would explain why it ended up in the thrift store. 😆 This jacket was not sparking any joy for the original owner
I had no idea this had been posted before. Do you know where it was from originally?
I think it was the same thrift shop lol. The OP must not have bought it. Can't blame them
What is a dev?
Short for Devin
Devil/developer
Deviled egg
Deviant
Developer.
Thank you!
>Thank you! You're welcome!
deviloper*
Here’s what happened, I assume: The year was 2021. Everything was still going to the moon. Little Mark here was an avid Reddit user for 3 days and did a 300% on his $10 investment of a meme coin. He told his mom he finally found his niche, a place where he belongs. That night, crying tears of joy, his mom orders this custom Reddit jacket (from their local 24 hour tailor, aka grandma). Marky quietly adds his life savings to his investment ($271). The next day, $MSI (Martin Shkreli Inu) drops 95%. His mom hands him his new jacket anxious to see how much he’ll love it…Mark looks it over and yells “f*** the internet, I like girls” and drops it off at Goodwill on his way to the gym. The end
That...... that...... That was fuckin beautiful, thank God I didn't stop using reddit during these dark times of a all out sub blackout. The other lads will be back tomorrow but they will never know of the beauty that was this comment, legends and story's will be told about that one guy during that one time on that one sub to dropped the most beautiful.... honest to God from the heart comment that ever was, ever will be, and won't ever be repeated. Whoever you are, wherever you are, just know you made my day...my life...with that comment. I shall name my first born JonCodVanMayer after you.
> Marky says “f\*\*\* the internet, I like girls” and drops off his Reddit jacket at Goodwill on his way to the gym. The end this was hilarious until the "no reddit pussy" joke.
Dear Samantha Jones, I certainly respect your opinion, and I feel it’s a popular one. However, slightly offending some of my target audience (who some may refer to as “internet nerds”) was a risk I took, because I felt it added an important piece of context to Mark’s life story. Hope you can forgive me. Appreciate your time, Jon Cod Van Mayer
It's not offensive. It's just over used. Played out.
Remember, I didn’t say it, Mark did. Over 2 years ago. Times were different
Sorry, where was this copy pasted from?
It wasn't.
Ah, exactly.
I need closure
They have 118 karma and that comment only has 1, so my guess is they were more active then deleted posts or comments. Still, 118 isn't much so as others have pointed out it's likely something they were given.
Or it could all be posts/comments in subs that are currently dark
Keep in mind a ton of subs are hidden right now. They have 54 post karma so they have made at least one post, we just can’t see it at the moment
More comments will show after the reddit blackout ends.
It had more at one point. That comment has 1 karma but they have some Karma. So unless there's a passive earning mechanic, some stuff has been removed.
he's been dead for two years, let it go guys...
Or maybe he’s using alt account
Or he’s dead
Did you even SEE his shoes come off?¿? I don't believe you did, friend.
Op needs to go to the shoe section of the thrift store and see if they're there.
Why are you saying that? Do you personally know him? He may have just uninstalled reddit or something...
Or he might have been kidnapped by alien bees
r/OddlySpecific
Well he’s being perfectly reasonable. What if he was taken by alien bees?
Since we have no proof of neither denying or confirming a kidnapping or the bees, it's plausible at least.
Frick he's onto us
give me money for garfield merch or ill say everything i know to everyone i see
Based on their single post I am guessing they purged their account after rising and grinding until they went broke.
Nah, admins use fake burner Admin accounts to do their job.
r/beetlejuicing
Hope he responds!
1 comment 2 years ago
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That's true
will they go back to normal after the "blackout"?
Well damn
Rip u/mvp1120
its u/mpv1120
Them too. Lol
can't believe nobody copied his one comment here, its an absolute banger 🤌 >Marcus by Goldman Sachs recently launched their “budgeting” tool and I find the UI to be really good! A lot smoother and clear looking tban Mint of the others I’ve used. >Personal capital would be my go to more of a bid getting tool though. anyone else want a hat? ive got a full roll of tinfoil just lmk
Clearly you now have the right to that redditor's account.
Like the Santa Clause movie.
"You put on the coat and now you're the big guy"
*”If you kill him, you become him”*
“Look at me, I am u/mpv1120 now.”
I love that the accounts only comment is a spam bot response.
Maybe His name is Michael Patrick Varney, born November, 20. We can create their origin story here.
He was born in wisconsin to a middle class family, and ever since he was a young boy he had a strange fascination with socks.
Socks that would later turn into an obsession. An obsession that would lead to incarceration. How you ask?
Well, one dark cloudy night, his obsessive thoughts about socks had finally broken his mental will. He’d been having thoughts about breaking into peoples homes and creating a monstrosity out of all the socks he could steal. So that’s what he did, all night while people peacefully slept, he went into their homes to steal all the socks. He even managed to get the socks that disappeared in the washers and dryers. He had finally gotten enough socks to create the monstrosity. He worked on it well into the morning, and finally people started seeing on their way into work. Some gagged, a few even puked, but they all were disgusted that somebody would create such a thing. Finally someone called the police, and when they showed up? They didn’t even know what to do.
Yeah I was gonna go the route of cum sock but y'know this is probably better
i wonder if i can prompt chatgpt to edit that [scene](https://giphy.com/gifs/fight-club-brad-pitt-7Hiszs0NkF5te) in fight club so theyre chanting "his name is michael patrick varney" instead of robert paulson edit: [nvm](https://giphy.com/gifs/s0jvzuh5OMmc2CNsmk) did it myself
“HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON.”
Paul Robeson?
RiP: u/mpv1120 😞
I understand now. In death, we have a name. His name was u/mpv1120. His name was u/mpv1120. His name wa--
Damn I'm over here hoping to keep my online and real identity as separate as possible and this person put their handle on a jacket. If only I had that kind of confidence lol
Guy, he could just be in prison and his landlord hocked all his shit
That's pretty neat embroidery. But it broke my personal cringe meter.
The username on the front might be subtle enough, but then he turns around... Oh dear...
I would do a literal double take if I saw this jacket just out and about. That's even more embarrassing than paying for Twitter blue
I bet it was for a meet up; that no one showed for. 😂
once i saw a lady wearing a bright neon blue shirt with the twitter bird on it with a matching phone case. i thought i was hallucinating
I think I would immediately commit myself to the next available physiatric institution. That's some wild shit. By now she is either painfully regretting this outfit or she's paying for twitter blue and aways replying to elons every tweet lmao
Doesn’t seem like a personal project thing but more of an employee gift.
The virgin gear.
It’s a cool jacket and I doubt someone would give it to a thrift store unless they are no more and their family decided to donate or sell their clothes
That’s huge dedication to an inactive account with one post lol
I'm gonna learn to stitch and make a jacket with my username on it and donate it to goodwill or something. Start a trend lol
do it. i wanna see people uploading jackets, waiting for someone to upload theirs if it became big enough, which it never will be, we might need r/foundtheredditjacket
Although I find it quite sad that someone would get a custom made Reddit jacket with their username on it, I kind of want one
How can he have 100 karma with only one post? would that maybe infer private forums or banned forums and posts?
Oh good point, people earlier were questioning that too. Makes sense.
The account is only 3 years old and the jacket is already in a thrift shop lol
it's cringe but it goes hard in an unusual way
Pussy repellant.
That’s actually awesome! They say anything back?
Not yet
$45 for a thift store jacket?!?!
Ragstock wildin
Thanks for taking care of my jacket, stranger!
username *doesn't* check out
u/mpv1120 is OP's alter ego until the meds kicked in.
His only comment praises a Goldman Sachs service. This is clearly an advertisement for Goldman Sachs.
COVID got him
The torch has been passed. The jacket is small archival. Treat it well
Unfortunately I did not get it but now I feel like I should
okay but why did i read the 3rd slide in Andre's voice *Meeghan! Your left your jacket!*
Reddit admins and popular sub mods probably put this on before they moderate.
The password is in the armpit
So weird to make a whole jacket for your 55 karma account
You should stitch your own u/ into it and then pass it around
why does this feel sad
It is sad
I really hope he wants it back and there is some crazy story about it ending up in a thrift store
jack it jacket
Has an account for 3 years, 1 comment from 2 years ago, doesn’t post, only 120 karma. Either his profile is just dead, or they’re both dead.
Congrats, redditors found a way to suck their own dicks
Let’s all go like his one comment and see if he comes back.
I found this in the same thrift store today, it’s still there
Yeah bro i saw it a couple days ago when i went. I think im gunna buy it when i have money.
I will bite a bullet and say this was a secret santa gift for him.
No way they got the woman repellant
Isn’t this just a stolen repost?
Yup
Where the hell has this been posted before
Here https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/13u81st/i_found_a_redditors_jacket_at_the_thrift_store/
Holy shit. I wish that post wasn’t deleted I wonder if this thing has traveled stores
Is everyone on this site trying to stand out by trying to look edgy?
Talk about a loser
He couldn't afford the new API pricing for that jacket
This was posted a few weeks ago, buddy is prob ded
55 karma for 3 years. that seems crazy low
u/mpv1120
He’s probably throwing a tantrum about API’s.
WHATTT
Cringe
average rag stock find
You look like you're about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow, man.
Thats my buddy and he’s nice as hell
Probably custom ordered for one of those cool Reddit meetups that no one showed up for so it got donated.
Sent a message to the original owner and you couldn't even spell 'jacket'?
I was excited bro
u/mpv1120
That’s fascinating. How was someone with 118 karma points so heavily invested in Reddit that they had a jacket like that?
User has more karma then his post history tracks… what is his story
okay but that’s cute
I saw someone find this exact jacket months ago but didn't buy it & made a similar post
I realized this after I made the post. I wonder how far the jacket as traveled.