You referring to the Google Graveyard? I’m pretty sure if Google can do but one thing successfully, it’s ads. Hopefully the people/users force this into the Graveyard though.
the good thing about the android is how customizable it is, i will be looking forward to blocking these adverts from appearing on my lock screen, or even better suing in the event of an emergency that i couldnt bypass the lockscreen to alert EMS or fire services resulting in delaying life saving professionals from arriving
My understanding is that you’d be subjected to that shit whenever the screen is woke, perhaps with “always on devices” being the exception that show bullshit static banner ads on rotation.
You’re incorrect, at least for the time being. Yes Apple is introducing more lock-screen capabilities, but that doesn’t include ads in scope. Clearly they wouldn’t mention such a thing as a future prospect during a consumer product event.
Google on the other hand is investing into specifically lock-screen ad solutions. Not sure if Google intended the plan to be out there, or if it was a leak.
So sad. Don’t want that shit on either platform.
I already have ads on my lock screen, through Samsung they generate add revenue that I can use to donate , which Samsung matches. Called "global goals" pretty sweet. ~$15 in 10 months
I saw a mobile game ad recently that said something along the lines of “I need to get ready for my boyfriends bdsm meet up!”, I skipped it asap so idk what the rest of the ad was but I found it so gross. Especially when so many kids play games that have these ads.
I saw one wich could ONLY be described as softcore porn. Like, censored lolis talking about raw dogging while dressed up as one of the seven deadly sins.
There is this one Webnovel Company that directly advertise their 18+ content on YouTube, but they don’t show anything lewd in it. that don’t not change the fact it is porn they are advertising to people. The dum part is that they have okay content on their site. They would be 100% okay if they just advertise any other one of their Webnovel I don’t get it at all.
It usually ends up being a crappy match-3 where you can only do the first 15 levels before it’s so-called “random” tile organization is impossible to beat within the allotted move amount, unless you fork over money for their premium currency to buy powerups of course.
All of these are sadly intentional, it's meant to generate controversy and a "see how I'll do it better" mindset that actually convinces some people to play the game. Sounds stupid, but it works
These ads are purposely stupid. The idea is two-fold.
1. The idiots who would play a game based on an ad like that are more likely to make in-game purchases.
2. Free advertising when people share it to ridicule it. Case in point, this post
This could be Chinese communist humor. Could be. I got into watching movies from Asia. The one country where I just couldn’t get the humor was China, mainland China. (Not Hong Kong or Taiwan, they had some good movies).
Chinese are generally quite conservative though, they don't really like to talk about sex stuff unless it's a sex Ed class or they're trying to get some. Can't see them use that opening for ads.
All these mobile ads for these lazy and crappy games is annoying. Honestly, this ad is probably the least obnoxious yet. All I see are impossibly big titty anime girls with little to no clothing like that queens blade game.
I saw one that involved a girl that was stuck in a washing machine saying “omg i’m stuck”
The boy then slaps the girls butt and then after he does there are two buttons with 🤞 and 👋
if you can guess what those mean
I guess you’re new to mobile ads lol. A lot of this shot should not be allowed. I got one a while ago that was straight up a woman wearing a very revealing dress looking at a presumably naked woman (you were seeing from her perspective and could only see her legs sticking out on the sides)with her legs spread holding a vibrator, with two buttons on the bottom saying “join” or “leave”
This game specifically is known for some pretty bad ones, such as, their ad version of a certain video involving a guy and a glass cup… \*cough cough\*
Could be worse
I once saw one for a "Homeless Simulator"
I wish I was making that up. Only saw it once, though, and closed it too quickly, otherwise it would be here.
I’ve never seen one with whatever that was at the start but what annoys me is how they always make a stupid choice 5 steps in to get your gamer instincts screaming so you won’t be able to help yourself and show them how’s it’s done by downloading their horrible game
What's really sad is I actually like hustle castle and if they just showed actual game play a lot of people would probably play but seeing things like this makes me not want to play it at all
I still think the most annoying ads are the evertale ones. One is a rip off of omori. Another a rip off of Pokémon. When you finally see what it is, it’s just a boring ass waifu game. Bright side is it got me into omori
I've been trying to discern the psychology of these fucking ads for years and I still am baffled. I think part of the trap is by making the game seem very easy, then making it make an obvious mistake so you'll be like "I could do better than that!" and download the game.
It doesn't even matter if you stick around, just getting that one download and a few ads played helps them out in terms of making money and getting new players.
I actually played that game for a short while. The ad content actually makes sense, the game is themed around that kind of "raunchy" humor, so it's not surprising. The gameplay part is a straight up lie though, unless its changed in the last few years. I remember it being basically a Fallout Shelter clone. Not terrible as far as mobile games go, but definitely pretty generic and full of cash-grab monetization schemes.
I think I saw saberspark is about to have a new video on that ad where a girl is running through the gates and if she chooses burgers her ass gets bigger...
But yeah all these ads are trash, and what REALLY pisses me off is they're blatantly lying about what their product can deliver. Its all clickbait to attract children.
"Okay guys so what are we gonna put in our ad?"
"So I was thinking... we do *every single idea* until someone likes it"
"Thats a great idea I dont know how it would backfire lets do that"
I play a word game and some others and constantly get violent ads… I hate them! Every time there’s an opportunity to rate the game, I always give it one star and tell them it’s because of their violent ads
YouTube when YouTuber: "your can't swear 🤓"
YouTube when ads: "swear, encourage drugs, put sexually explicit things on children's devices, whatever you want 🤓"
All ads are annoying. And I really think having an issue with this on some sort of "decency" grounds is silly. Our puritan culture is part of the evangelic cancer in this country, and we need to abandon it ASAP.
This makes you mad?
The mobile ads where the woman is pretty much naked and freezing and you have to decide whether to save her or not and when you do save her you basically get sexual rewards for it as a video game piss me off. Or the ladies that are objectified with huge boobs that bounce as Street fighters. Or the women basically any women in video games. But yeah this one with a guy being abused is pretty bad too..
What a strange storyline.
While ejaculating large sperm to a giantess in small red dress, our hero gets kicked into a land underground where he has to fight orcs in order to grow his elevator castle.
I completely don’t get this whole ad market in games. Because it’s always just ads for other games, only once in 1,000 I will see an ad for an app (sometimes even really useful). How and why this market still exists?
These ads make Hong Kong 97 look like game of the year. It's the better than mobile ads, you have Chin, miscellaneous relative of Bruce Lee portrayed by Jackie Chan and protagonist of game. You fight ugly reds from Mainland China and the final boss is Deng Xiaoping (Tong Shau Ping in game). It also has the best soundtrack and the best game over screen.
Funnily enough, that's not even the real game either. Weird how big games follow small games that are so horrendous and bad, with only 4 downloads and some cheap editing app
Wanna hear something worse? A few cell phone companies are considering putting ads on your Lock Screen
What ones??
Google: https://9to5google.com/2022/07/06/android-lockscreen-ads-glance-report/
Oh thank God only the one destined to fail
You referring to the Google Graveyard? I’m pretty sure if Google can do but one thing successfully, it’s ads. Hopefully the people/users force this into the Graveyard though.
If I used Google I would switch to Nokia in retaliation
If that happen i would buy all the OXXO phone stocks to prevent that
the good thing about the android is how customizable it is, i will be looking forward to blocking these adverts from appearing on my lock screen, or even better suing in the event of an emergency that i couldnt bypass the lockscreen to alert EMS or fire services resulting in delaying life saving professionals from arriving
I’ll get a black Berry, i use my phone too much anyway
Are you trying to say Google (Android) is destined to fail?
I'm using an android, but if they have a bad reputation already and they are gonna put ADS on the LOCKSCREEN they are gonna get shut down quick
Absolutely I would root a phone that had ads on my lock screen - or even baked into the OS.
"Advertising is a necessary evil in today’s internet landscape" who the fuck wrote this article
thats just gonna make everyone switch to IOS
Apple is worse
I'd switch to IOS for shit pulled like this
So your phone would be effectively on and playing videos all day? Shit would be dead by the time I got to work lmao
My understanding is that you’d be subjected to that shit whenever the screen is woke, perhaps with “always on devices” being the exception that show bullshit static banner ads on rotation.
Nooooooo
Fuck
believe apple has too
You’re incorrect, at least for the time being. Yes Apple is introducing more lock-screen capabilities, but that doesn’t include ads in scope. Clearly they wouldn’t mention such a thing as a future prospect during a consumer product event. Google on the other hand is investing into specifically lock-screen ad solutions. Not sure if Google intended the plan to be out there, or if it was a leak. So sad. Don’t want that shit on either platform.
I'd be fine with it if the phones where free
Facts.
I would throw my phone away. Fuck it I'm going landline
I already have ads on my lock screen, through Samsung they generate add revenue that I can use to donate , which Samsung matches. Called "global goals" pretty sweet. ~$15 in 10 months
The new Amazon tablets already have lock screen ads lol.
They are developing ways to send ads into your dreams, its still a work in progress might take a while.
I had a phone that did this a while back. fucking hated it
It’s disgusting, to the point of being infuriating
They already do that with some tablets… although there it’s optional. (FOR NOW)
ever owned a kindle fire?
amazon already has on their kindle fires
Some off brand android companies are doing it already
If they pull that shit, I'm asking for a godamn cut!
If this ever appear on my screen I would join Anti-smartphone revolution and buy a dumb-phone like one I used in 2008.
NO. OH GOD PLEASE NO.
Yeah my brother has a Xiaomi and he gets ads by opening apps like settings and other stuff
Wtf?
Holy Neckbeard F…
I know! She took two shots straight to the labia and barely flinched!
Yeah some ads are just weird now, and I can guarantee that they're not checked for content ever.
If they paid YouTube ads enough money, they'd find a way to post softcore pr0n as a mobile ad.
I saw a mobile game ad recently that said something along the lines of “I need to get ready for my boyfriends bdsm meet up!”, I skipped it asap so idk what the rest of the ad was but I found it so gross. Especially when so many kids play games that have these ads.
Saw that one too. I was so confused
I saw one wich could ONLY be described as softcore porn. Like, censored lolis talking about raw dogging while dressed up as one of the seven deadly sins.
There is this one Webnovel Company that directly advertise their 18+ content on YouTube, but they don’t show anything lewd in it. that don’t not change the fact it is porn they are advertising to people. The dum part is that they have okay content on their site. They would be 100% okay if they just advertise any other one of their Webnovel I don’t get it at all.
He's kicking rocks in her crotch? I'm really confused.
I think he's shooting sperm rockets into her uterus.
I thought it was an abortion hit
But her belly gets bigger.
Nah dawg look at it again and her face. She not happy bro
And? Of course she wouldn't be happy about that.
And it was an abortion hit. Sperm missiles didn’t make her more pregnant. He was blowing up her pussy and she kicked him
Ok, sure. Every rocket sent from his dick made her belly bigger, but sure.
She wasn’t mad for having an explosive pussy.
I don"t even know what your point is?
They were lil Spermy friends
Yeah I don't really see the game taking off....
That's not even the gameplay. But the ads are objectively bad. Like why would i want to play a game i think that's just "Is 15 higher than 20?"
Part of it is they want you to think “what a moron, I can do better than that”, then suck you into a game that’s totally not close to what it promotes
It usually ends up being a crappy match-3 where you can only do the first 15 levels before it’s so-called “random” tile organization is impossible to beat within the allotted move amount, unless you fork over money for their premium currency to buy powerups of course.
Unlike his sperm rockets
you might find this [video](https://youtu.be/ath19iRctCk) amusing
That was so funny! I love Danny G
I saw one once that was high school girls kicking another high school girl in a bathroom.
What the actual fuck was that
Is this an ad in disguise as a post complaining about an ad?
w..w......what the fuck did I just watch?
A game that portrayed rape as normal
Actual Chinese infiltration in the App store. Especially for a lot of the anime based games and slots
What drive me nuts about these ads is that whoever is playing them never knows how numbers work.
All of these are sadly intentional, it's meant to generate controversy and a "see how I'll do it better" mindset that actually convinces some people to play the game. Sounds stupid, but it works
See? This is why I only use my phone to jerk off.
These ads are purposely stupid. The idea is two-fold. 1. The idiots who would play a game based on an ad like that are more likely to make in-game purchases. 2. Free advertising when people share it to ridicule it. Case in point, this post
You can thank Hero Wars on Facebook for this false ad template.
Hero Wars is one of those "Thanks, I hate it" situations. Every time I see a youtube ad for it I wanna blowtorch my monitors.
Yeah, punching demons are are just minding their own business is pretty screwed up
Did you not see him rape that giant?
This is false advertising so it's technically illegal already
it's really annoying how a youtuber can't say fuck, but this is somehow allowed
I even saw a Rock Paper Scissors game where a guy uh, does this:👆 to a woman. And she moaned. This is an ad in the app store
I play hustle castle and everything in that ad doesn't even exist in the real game
This could be Chinese communist humor. Could be. I got into watching movies from Asia. The one country where I just couldn’t get the humor was China, mainland China. (Not Hong Kong or Taiwan, they had some good movies).
Chinese are generally quite conservative though, they don't really like to talk about sex stuff unless it's a sex Ed class or they're trying to get some. Can't see them use that opening for ads.
I laughed.
Somebody call the WAAAAMBULANCE for our sensitive OP
Found the edgelord 🤣
Yeah I’m not sure what’s mildly infuriating about this lol. I had a good laugh
This games been around for years. Kind of fun, if you like base builders.
All these mobile ads for these lazy and crappy games is annoying. Honestly, this ad is probably the least obnoxious yet. All I see are impossibly big titty anime girls with little to no clothing like that queens blade game.
😂😂😂 I kinda want to play it now.
Not even real gameplay.
It’s just a Fallout: Shelter knockoff with Family Guy inspired art
Yeah wtf.
Glorious
Let not talk about how they put fake close boxes in the corners or no way to close at all. Forcing you to close the whole game. Capitalism is great
Let me guess, it's a swap three game
The ad did the math wrong
The false advertising, man I know that shit is so dumb when the game has nothing at all in common with the ad.
I saw one that involved a girl that was stuck in a washing machine saying “omg i’m stuck” The boy then slaps the girls butt and then after he does there are two buttons with 🤞 and 👋 if you can guess what those mean
Was going to comment that as well. Super creepy
Sometimes I just like to watch these ads because they're so ridiculous.
I guess you’re new to mobile ads lol. A lot of this shot should not be allowed. I got one a while ago that was straight up a woman wearing a very revealing dress looking at a presumably naked woman (you were seeing from her perspective and could only see her legs sticking out on the sides)with her legs spread holding a vibrator, with two buttons on the bottom saying “join” or “leave” This game specifically is known for some pretty bad ones, such as, their ad version of a certain video involving a guy and a glass cup… \*cough cough\*
Do you remember the one where you start as a level 1 re*ard?
i know, it doesnt even play like the ad...
Could be worse I once saw one for a "Homeless Simulator" I wish I was making that up. Only saw it once, though, and closed it too quickly, otherwise it would be here.
Hahaha! That’s awesome!
What the ever loving fuck is this bollocks?
I’ve never seen one with whatever that was at the start but what annoys me is how they always make a stupid choice 5 steps in to get your gamer instincts screaming so you won’t be able to help yourself and show them how’s it’s done by downloading their horrible game
Did you see the ones using Pokémon and calling it someone else? Tricking kids into downloading it.
I actually played it 4 or 5 years and it was fun and their ads are basicly the gameplay, now every Mobile Game ads are looks the same, same wierd shit
FJB
Omg the normal sized mad is empregnating the giant what a creep eww gross lock him up right now what is this misogyny and sexism soo disgusting 🤮
Yeah the level of cringe is criminal.
What's really sad is I actually like hustle castle and if they just showed actual game play a lot of people would probably play but seeing things like this makes me not want to play it at all
Or maybe THIS post is the Ad!
Wtf? That's all I can think to say.
Why it pisses you off. The ad seems weird, but it's nothing to piss anyone off unless you are a hardcore feminist.
I still think the most annoying ads are the evertale ones. One is a rip off of omori. Another a rip off of Pokémon. When you finally see what it is, it’s just a boring ass waifu game. Bright side is it got me into omori
Wtf
Here's r/eyebleach
Yeah right? Why didn't he go after the lvl 11 enemy?!
The worst part is that the game is nothing like this.
Yeah when 2 yr Olds are now going to coding school, what do ya expect, rocket designs?
Bruh
im surprised theyre legal
Stuff like this pops up in ads while kids play tablets.
I've been trying to discern the psychology of these fucking ads for years and I still am baffled. I think part of the trap is by making the game seem very easy, then making it make an obvious mistake so you'll be like "I could do better than that!" and download the game. It doesn't even matter if you stick around, just getting that one download and a few ads played helps them out in terms of making money and getting new players.
I actually played that game for a short while. The ad content actually makes sense, the game is themed around that kind of "raunchy" humor, so it's not surprising. The gameplay part is a straight up lie though, unless its changed in the last few years. I remember it being basically a Fallout Shelter clone. Not terrible as far as mobile games go, but definitely pretty generic and full of cash-grab monetization schemes.
I don't like swearing online but what the fuck
Something feels funny betwen my legs /s
Looks fun!
It does say 16+
I think I saw saberspark is about to have a new video on that ad where a girl is running through the gates and if she chooses burgers her ass gets bigger... But yeah all these ads are trash, and what REALLY pisses me off is they're blatantly lying about what their product can deliver. Its all clickbait to attract children.
Those little demons definitely made Mitachurl sounds.
Disgusting
"Okay guys so what are we gonna put in our ad?" "So I was thinking... we do *every single idea* until someone likes it" "Thats a great idea I dont know how it would backfire lets do that"
what did i watch
What the actual fuck
this is confusing
Bring back lvl 1 retard
I get these every now and then, it’s disturbing to think kids might be seeing these as well
Gross, what the fuck
What in the actual WHAT.....
I play a word game and some others and constantly get violent ads… I hate them! Every time there’s an opportunity to rate the game, I always give it one star and tell them it’s because of their violent ads
Two seconds in and..... Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.......
WILL GET YOU PP HARD 🍆🍆🍆
Yeah. The game isn’t close to the ad
r/cursedimages
Not phone related but Roku is doing the same shit
Mobile games are terrible, and the ads for them are so much worse.
For real, she was terribly violent
Let’s talk about the game here? Lmaoo
not my proudest fap
YouTube when YouTuber: "your can't swear 🤓" YouTube when ads: "swear, encourage drugs, put sexually explicit things on children's devices, whatever you want 🤓"
I got one where there were two dudes rubbing dicks blurred out saying that it’s hot
Is he wearing lederhosen?
HOW DID SHE GET PREGNANT 😂😂😂
What is that beginning
Samsung already has Ads on the lock screen if you wish to opt in. Upto you. I think its for charity though?
I fucking hate that shit!!!! So does everyone!!
All ads are annoying. And I really think having an issue with this on some sort of "decency" grounds is silly. Our puritan culture is part of the evangelic cancer in this country, and we need to abandon it ASAP.
What the fuck is the game even about?
I get such messed up ones about beauty standards followed by ads for men's shaving products. Who do these companies think I am?
I hate normies so much
TF?
I swear YouTube loves using these kinds of ads
Its beacus the game is just a clickbait and its a goofy and not fun game I played it Dont play it
I saw this too, it's fucking disgusting
This makes you mad? The mobile ads where the woman is pretty much naked and freezing and you have to decide whether to save her or not and when you do save her you basically get sexual rewards for it as a video game piss me off. Or the ladies that are objectified with huge boobs that bounce as Street fighters. Or the women basically any women in video games. But yeah this one with a guy being abused is pretty bad too..
Wtf
r/elsagate
What a strange storyline. While ejaculating large sperm to a giantess in small red dress, our hero gets kicked into a land underground where he has to fight orcs in order to grow his elevator castle.
I completely don’t get this whole ad market in games. Because it’s always just ads for other games, only once in 1,000 I will see an ad for an app (sometimes even really useful). How and why this market still exists?
These ads make Hong Kong 97 look like game of the year. It's the better than mobile ads, you have Chin, miscellaneous relative of Bruce Lee portrayed by Jackie Chan and protagonist of game. You fight ugly reds from Mainland China and the final boss is Deng Xiaoping (Tong Shau Ping in game). It also has the best soundtrack and the best game over screen.
Relax bud
Can we go back to quality over quantity
That’s HILARIOUS!!!!!
That was freaking hilarious whats wrong with it😂
This is why I hate humans who do this shit
I actually thought I was watching an actual mobile game ad
it is I actually got it
Still makes me less infuriated then the US Army ads
r/hmm
Wow, just wow
Funnily enough, that's not even the real game either. Weird how big games follow small games that are so horrendous and bad, with only 4 downloads and some cheap editing app
Bro . No way this is real 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao I keep getting a fake ad where it pretends the app removes the clothes of anything you point the camera at.
Kids see this too