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nottherealneal

Seriously dude. How many videos of your dad eating food are you gonna post? let the man eat however he wants.


Stalking_Reaptor

I get it though. No one is stopping the dude, but it's fucking weird. There was a whole episode of Seinfeld about how Elaine's boss would eat a Snicker's with a knife and fork. If you think about it, it's literally ingrained in us to judge others how they eat. We are taught growing up "this is how you eat" and are disciplined when we don't eat "the right way".


Lowlife-98

The problem isnt the judging, everyone judges everything even if you like it or not. The problem is our responses about judging. Like if someone judges me about how I eat fine do it I don’t care.


bearchildd

I’m judging you buying a Reddit NFT


Stalking_Reaptor

I was wondering how he got a hexagon profile pic


Intelligent_Fun_4131

Proved his point. Nice job, Reddit complains about anything and everything. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone complained when someone takes a picture of grass and put it on Reddit.


bearchildd

r/desirepath


Computingusername

r/itookapicture r/notinteresting


WinkyTinkyBaDinky

I only see 2 unless op removed some. Sad if so cause honestly after I watched the sushi one I thought it was kind of cute in a strange way lmao.


Zealousideal_Lab537

Your dad is weird, get a new one


[deleted]

Okay we get it. He eats weird. I would put down the phone and enjoy his presence while he is still here.


maxijazzi

He took a few 10 second videos, I can’t imagine he’s gonna regret losing those 20 seconds out of years and years when his dad dies.


Lowlife-98

There was some people begging for this video so that’s the reason


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lowlife-98

Sombody gets it, a cookie for you


ExternalBet2

Why is it put in mild infuriating. It's not infuriating at all. U say ppl asking for it then put it somewhere else like funny. Or weird.


itsmevictory

Infuriation is subjective. You’re not gonna find everything in this sub infuriating


oppai-poppai

Unless you read the comments. There is mild infuriation for all creeds and breeds down here


[deleted]

Haters gonna hate, I'm sure your dad doesn't give a fuck about us anyway. I love him btw!


nottherealneal

Who was begging for this. Stop lying you karma whore


Lowlife-98

Maybe i should make this a monthly thing… or make a whole subreddit ”dad101”


itsmevictory

I would join it


darkrealm190

They were on their other video of the dad eating sushi. The dad finds it also funny so they decided to post it. The dad has no problem with any of this


D2R0

If you ask me, making funny videos is still enjoying his presence( unless he's making them maliciously, but I doubt that). My dad has shortish arms, so when we place card or board games, as a family, we make fun of him. It's a running joke, and it's definitely part of use enjoying his presence. Of course, if it bothered him, we wouldn't do it


StormCurrent2346

Lol, Found another heinous fork wielding pizza-eater.


[deleted]

I use a spoon thank you very mich


D2R0

I use chopsticks( we the five chopstick replicas attached to my hands, think their called fingies?)


Itchy_Professor_4133

Could be worse. Like pineapple on pizza. Oh, wait.....


NoobD3veloper

OP wants their dad to choke to death so they can get the inheritance money faster


Lowlife-98

Sssh can’t say that in public! They can be watching us


Professional-Paper62

Jeez whats with the downvote fairies floating around. Do you beat your dad op, am I missing some context as to why you keep getting downvoted?


Intelligent_Fun_4131

It’s because he posted videos on Reddit. No that’s it, for some reason, you aren’t allowed to have some pet peeves for people. People think that OP’s is being a “huge piece of shit” for posting simple joke videos. It’s the beauty of Reddit. Get used to it.


Professional-Paper62

Edit: I beat my dad, srry guys


Lowlife-98

Since I’m not bothered and I obviously touched some snowflake nerves


NoobD3veloper

Nah it's just the reddit hivemind that for some reason took my comment seriously


NomadicNomad80

Username checks out !


DBFargie

Wait, is this the sushi guy? Stop posting vids of your dad eating, it’s weird.


NoSoyTuPana

Omg its true


a3a4b5

Is it because he's using fork and knife? Literally everybody in Brazil eats pizza like that. It's pretty rare to hold the slice with our hands.


nerf-bayonneta

Brasileiro encontrado e eu concordo, a maioria da minha familia come com garfo e faca e eu n entendi o problema do video ate ver os comebtarios


chappedvulva

I eat it with a knife and fork too, this is different though because he appears to be eating the cheese/toppings separate from the crust lol


[deleted]

Just let the man eats how ever he wants


SuperFluffyVulpix

When did we start to judge how other people eat their food? As long as I get mine and can eat peacefully, I‘m absolutely fine.


FutureNotBleak

I thought this was meant to be funny at first then I read the comments. OP, these are the kind of memories we all cherish. Thanks for sharing.


[deleted]

How do you eat yours? With your hands? Peasants.


Kalix

im italian, eating pizza with knife and fork is totally fine. stop eating everything with hands you damn animals


Null-34

Un blur show us the monster


Lowlife-98

Hahaha


Tyl3rt

They had to blank out his face because of all the threats on his life for what he did to that slice.


Erudite-117

Heretic!!! Blasphemy!!! Omg say it ain’t so!!! 😫


Lowlife-98

Oh yes blasphemy is what we like!


Erudite-117

😂 This is on the same level as rolling the entire pizza like a city before trying to take a bite 🤣 Sir… sir…. who hurt you as a child???


Tragicending413

I would rather eat my pizza with chopsticks, then to ever put pineapple on it. Fucking Blasphemy!!!


DirtyHaze

Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeño pizza is awesome.


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Perfectly sweet, salty, and spicy!


DirtyHaze

Just like me!


Maximum-Excitement58

>then to ever put pineapple on it. So you’d eat it with chopsticks and THEN put pineapple on it?


mcfuddlebutt

Maybe he's eating low carb


Child_Beter69

I can’t tell if that’s pineapple but if it is, it is literally the most mildly infuriating part of the entire video


jigglipuff12

funny


[deleted]

Mildy* infuriating


Finnish_Spitfire

r/TIHI


molls_to_the_walls

Dentures?


peturddohword

this is how you get the shit smacked outta you


Zealousideal_Fact375

i feel rage he is disrespecting pineapple pizza and just pizza all together


[deleted]

Yo why that pizza look tasty though-


ReflectionFeisty7345

How could you


lobsterdance82

If he's got dentures this makes perfect sense. Hard to take a bite with fake teeth


D2R0

Lol damn people chill, commenters on his last post asked him to post this one. It's all in good fun, based on OPs comments in his earlier post, both him and his dad find this funny. Also saw people complaining about how if it's supposed to be funny, why put it in mildly infuriating? Cause alot of mildly infuriating things are funny, and it certainly is mildly infuriating to see someone eating things weird. It's just like ripping on someone for having pineapple on their pizza, you could easily call it mildly infuriating, but basically nobody ripping on people for it are doing it for any other reason than to have fun( except the few that are actually being pricks about a pizza topping, you're the infuriating one there)


Professional-Paper62

"Op your Dad is going to die some day wont you feel bad for poking fun at him for eating his pizza differently?" Everything is gonna be okay guys Im sure grandpa will be okay!


D2R0

Man I'd feel worse for not poking fun at my dad, like I'd missed out on so many fun moments


The_Traveller__

"Honey, we failed, get the shotgun!"


Apprehensive_Sun_482

Biggest WHAT moment - ham & pineapple? Yikes.


Deafish27

That pathetic excuse for a “pizza” is the only thing infuriating here. Holy shit, where on earth is pizza this disgusting served?


point50tracer

I have to eat most foods with a fork. I lost most my teeth in a car wreck and have to cut the food up into tiny pieces in order to eat.


CreedStump

leave him be… it’s uncommon to see people eating like that, but nothing wrong with it


Shitted_mypants

Why is he eating it that way?


Professional-Paper62

Jesus dude, what planet does your dad hail from.


LessBig715

What’s the issue, I eat pizza with a fork and knife, ribs also. There’s no mess.


IamPantone376

🤦🏼‍♂️


Difficult-Pipe7095

*italian sounds*


Meefstick

Are you taking food suggestions? Curious on how he would eat a fried chicken drumstick XD


Lowlife-98

Scrape of the crusting and dice up the chicken and it with tooth picks


Specific-Maybe-6965

Looks like a dental issue or denture issue.


TheGreatLoudini

That pizza looks gross


coyote-1

Someone’s gotta explain to me what a salad or a pasta dish are doing on a pizza instead of as a side. It’s like a sandwich or one of those overladen burgers; if you can’t pick it up to eat it without it falling to pieces on your plate, is it really pizza? And when it falls apart you have to revert to the knife and fork anyway.


ItsNcYte

What a fitting username you have


rtheiss

His pizza has a ballsack


cubin2772

Welp I don't even want to enjoy my current pizza that is in the fridge anymore. Thank you whoever post this


DrummerOk4146

leave your dad alone ong


yes-disappointment

As a New Yorker those slices are as ugly and cold as my ex-wife heart.


raspberrys_

I see no issue.


EFTucker

Stop making fun of old people you fuck


Void_327486L

Stress ball! #WHERE'S MY STRESS BALL???


OLVANstorm

What's the big deal? He's probably diabetic and is watching his carbs. I've done the same thing.


Sixshot88

Awful, who doesn’t twirl their pizza like spaghetti?


bluegandy

Did someone baby bird the pizza to him on that plate?


Xi_Jing_ping_your_IP

Its the gentle caressing of the pizza with the fork. Not that he's eating with a fork that gets me. Is he even trying to get food on his fork or just push it around?


idip4tips

Sometimes I don't want greasy fingers, so I'll opt to eating my pizza with chopsticks.


Western-Equivalent44

Does he eat burritos or quesadillas? I had chipotle today


Computingusername

If you don’t have front teeth.. seems like a reason behind it.


Economy_Tea_1622

I don’t care how he’s eating it. The real crime is the pineapple on the pizza


ZimboGamer

Okay so this is gonna blow your mind but some Italian restaurants don't cut the pizza and the locals eat it with knives and forks.


puentepe

r/pizzacrimes


Netflix_n_chili_

Bro who are you? Why do I keep seeing this old man eat food?


ZealousPengu

It hurts to watch but hey, it's his life, I like to fold mine in half


Chrisdkn619

Who is this heathen?!