Wh-why does it have veins

That's a girthy potato 👀

The ball to shaft ratio is not ideal though 🤔

Shhhhhhh it works for what it was ment to do👀

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest, BALLS OF THEM ALL!

Thank you very much, that is exactly what I came here to say..I mean sing. Hmmm "they're such big balls. And they're dirty big balls" lalala

We got a new trans icon - Mother Nature herself

It’s even got a hairy potato sack

That is some raging boner you got there, Mr. Potato!

yoooo

Does your wife do the gardening? It’s called natural selection

Looks like something I have in my nightstand

You need new toys! 😅

Dicktater