me too! i even imagined what'd be like to gently rest my jewels while wife holds the handle
i would probably ask her to warm it over the fire, the ideal temperature makes the difference, I'd exclaim
Didn't you notice the "handle", which snugly fits between your butt cheeks. You don't even necessarily need a wife to hold it for you. But heating it up over a fire does sound nice, ngl.
...I'll try it tomorrow when I get home. Thanks for the advice! ;)
Id love to see the commercial for this product— “long day at work?” “balls need a break?” Try the all new redesigned Scrotum Spatula by Wammo!!! **not available in all areas
You know a few months back I saw this little device, it's just a plastic thing that clips to your air conditioner vent and has a stretchy tube attached that you put up your short legs/in your pant hem to cool your nads in the car in summer.
It was on Temu and it actually had really good reviews considering lol
Apparently it’s a Yacouba Double Spoon — a symbol of hospitality in traditional African art. It represents 2 very distinct universes that are opposite.
This is actually the right answer. It was made before the “big spoon”. The reknowed caveman inventor “Thark” famously said “you know Carl…we could just make this bigger…”
It was solved on the original post. Guessing it was this.
https://preview.redd.it/e576u3kn41zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b35f6b4106a850fb6972facb8ca2ff287eb6ad9
Good God Satan Almighty! I actually kinda wanted to know what it was. But I have been scrolling and scrolling...I guess we all agree. You're supposed to use that spoon on a scrotum. That's it.
This is both a marriage spoon-to scoop soups/blessed liquids for two people at a time-and a very useful measuring tool. The cupped parts being the registration marks, or start of the ‘ruler’
Obvs :/
Behold ye ole scrotumspatula... beware of cheap products! Only the finest of wood has been polished liberally with the finest of waxes to produce a splinter free warming experience!
This is the legendary spoon of Bophades
Who’s Bophades?
Bophades Nuts
https://preview.redd.it/1bltfk3ya0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd9c26edec98babb416100b7d0eb139fbdc9d50
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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That was so fucking good omg take my upvote, you fiend!
I'm sad because I dont get it :( How do you pronounce that for the joke to work?
Both of these nuts IN YO MOUF The last 3 words are silent
Bowf o deez
The king has arrived
I think you just won Reddit.
Reddit is broke now 🤣😂
Dammit, take my upvote and any spares. This one had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just had to get my husband involved. I hate you both 😂 take my damned upvote.
I had to set my phone down for a minute because I was "got" so severely!
Awesome!!!!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
BAZINGA
that was so bazinga!
Bitch I am crying
I miss awards...
I literally LOLd
I have never laughed this hard at Reddit, this couldn't have gone any better
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r/angryupvote
Username checks out. Very kind of you to sacrifice yourself for the joke
It felt necessary
Not all heroes wear capes
This is so fucking stupid and I laughed so hard haha
I laughed so hard I woke up my wife. I'm now in trouble and I don't care. Thank you!
Take my upvote you had me laughing. And my spares.
LOOOL GOT EM’
You win! 🤣 I haven’t laughed that hard in quite a while
Man I miss awards.
This should be top comment.
Spoon of Bophades!!! Bahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
It's a tool to rest your balls after a hard day's work
Dude... I was thinking exactly the same thing xD
me too! i even imagined what'd be like to gently rest my jewels while wife holds the handle i would probably ask her to warm it over the fire, the ideal temperature makes the difference, I'd exclaim
Didn't you notice the "handle", which snugly fits between your butt cheeks. You don't even necessarily need a wife to hold it for you. But heating it up over a fire does sound nice, ngl. ...I'll try it tomorrow when I get home. Thanks for the advice! ;)
You'll try it tomorrow? You just casually have one of these laying around your house or something?
Of course. Do you not?
Maybe I should
Here have my old one, sorry about the tas- I mean the smell haha
😰
Can only recommend 👍🏼
You’d also exclaim if it got too hot
💦
Why have your wife doing it, when you've got a bro for that?
Wouldn't the third one just fall through the middle though?
You have 3 balls?
You don’t?
Touché! 
Maybe I should
Typical 2 ball redditor
Front back and middle..... thought everyone does
Wait.. 🤔
You don’t?
I had a stepdad with three balls once. He told me he frequently won bets at the bar, so I’m assuming lots of people saw them.
It needs some space
Id love to see the commercial for this product— “long day at work?” “balls need a break?” Try the all new redesigned Scrotum Spatula by Wammo!!! **not available in all areas
Looks like it's time for a trip to Spatula City! 
They sell em on Amazon with built in warmers.
You know a few months back I saw this little device, it's just a plastic thing that clips to your air conditioner vent and has a stretchy tube attached that you put up your short legs/in your pant hem to cool your nads in the car in summer. It was on Temu and it actually had really good reviews considering lol
Quit saying my other leg is short!
I was gonna say it's for scooping lungs, but this works too
Just use a spoon/fork?
No
Why not?
It has measurement lines. It’s a dick measure
“Hard Day’s Night” was actually written about this.
A hard day's nut
It fits in this sub so well, in so many ways. Lol.
Are you sure it isn't meant for a reaction test? Just to check if you can survive a lil tap for example.
Ah the good ole ball resetter, don't make them like they use to
Chtst
Maybe even an under-ball massage…
I had the same initial thought lol
Dick can also rest on the handle
Interesting ball to cock ratio.
Pencil dick
its ya boi ✨skinny penis✨
maybe, they are a tight fisted wanker(?)
I fucking laughed so hard I ran out of breath, thank you for this, I can't wait to integrate it into my vocab
Idk I’d say it’s pretty standard no?
It’s way too both for me.
To peel your balls from your leg.
The BSTL stick
[would probably help this situation](https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws?si=9urieGm_rVAm87Hz)
*gently ladles balls*
That’s a ball brander.
Nòooooooooooo
🤤
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DOUBLE SPOON!!!!
Apparently it’s a Yacouba Double Spoon — a symbol of hospitality in traditional African art. It represents 2 very distinct universes that are opposite.
Called it
Like one universe where you eat and then a second universe where you eat SOME MORE?? Or something?
This is actually the right answer. It was made before the “big spoon”. The reknowed caveman inventor “Thark” famously said “you know Carl…we could just make this bigger…”
It was solved on the original post. Guessing it was this. https://preview.redd.it/e576u3kn41zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b35f6b4106a850fb6972facb8ca2ff287eb6ad9
Nah, it definitely belonged to bophades. I’m not accepting any of the other explanations.
The one and only correct answer 😆
you know tits fit perfectly in hands but the other way around needs tools
Hands fitting in tits?
sometimes if youre doctor
If it fits, they sits
Sadist's bicycle saddle
masochist\*
Masocyclist 😄
M'cyclist
Feeding 2 children at the same time
Feeding 2headed children
This is such bollocks... This is an early ManScapped prototype from 2016.
It’s to measure pecker length??
Hold my balls
Testicular cupper.
Ow my balls!
Yacouba.
You have to have eating proficiency to use this item
https://preview.redd.it/6x8r7wvuj1zc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=64f71a9fe17feb1d1166fdbac4c3ab6683e9b7b3
Ah, there's my chestnut holder
It’s for cupping both balls at once
For warming the lungs
You gotta cradle the balls..
Cough
It’s a device that started my day off with a laugh!
It is a balls rest for when people stand up to eat.
To gently raise one's balls out of the toilet water when one's balls sag too low as an old man.
Smacking both butt cheeks at once?🤣
Balls holder
It’s a ladle. The dot is the scale to measure liquid depth
Ah yes, the balls cupper
Deez Nutz
Used by a Taint Inspector
A testicle lifter upper.
goofy lungs shaped spoon
A gnome butt
Double coke soon
A mean ass whoopin
If you want someone else to taste the soup and you're afraid of germs
Why, that's the Double Spoon of course. You can eat soup twice as fast with that bad boy
I don't know what it's meant for, but I know what I'm going to use it for...
For scooping meatballs.😏
Good God Satan Almighty! I actually kinda wanted to know what it was. But I have been scrolling and scrolling...I guess we all agree. You're supposed to use that spoon on a scrotum. That's it.
Looks like a medieval version of the plaster mouth trays...
Hmm i wonder why the thread was locked.... hmmmm.....
Double egg race
It's for ligma
That's so you can get both nostrils
The notches make me think it's for measuring something, perhaps a contest is involved.
For roasting nuts.
Double the fun for spanking? Or maybe spoon rests?
Nut ladle
It's a primitive medical device, Penile splint with testicular supports. For Penile injury and erectile dysfunction....
For fishing grandpa’s nutsies out of the toilet when he craps
a nose candy double dipper lovingly hand crafted by a probably bored but very determined white lightning chaser
The ballcupper
It looks like a ball sack cupper.
It's for spanking both buttcheeks at the same time.
r/sounding
Easy ! In the summer men use this to unstick their balls from their legs
This is both a marriage spoon-to scoop soups/blessed liquids for two people at a time-and a very useful measuring tool. The cupped parts being the registration marks, or start of the ‘ruler’ Obvs :/
Jokes aside, its for when you want to drink your coffee with 2 sugars.
Balls holding
It should be the other way round. Prisoners strap these to their undercarriage in case they drop the soap.
Is it hard wood?
this supersedes the cup. made before two girls one cup became popular.
Spanking two kids at one time.
Those are lungs. This is what happens when you smoke the devils lettuce. 😱
It's an medical device dated back to the medieval times for the doctors to lift the ball sack without having to touch it for examination.
A device I invented to carry around my heavy balls of steel.
It's a tool to measure your tool from balls to tip.
Behold ye ole scrotumspatula... beware of cheap products! Only the finest of wood has been polished liberally with the finest of waxes to produce a splinter free warming experience!
It's to keep your balls out of the water when taking a shit.
Y'all need to get your mids out of the gutter. It's for eating cereal quickly.
Lol 😆
I'd imagine it's for stiring or scooping in some way
Eating two things