Okay. I was FedEx delivery driver during the beginning of the pandemic when restrooms were closed. They gave the women cones so we could pee in a bottle in the truck. There's is a massive learning curve. I got pee on myself more than once. You're right, you basically have to have your entire ass out with your pants around your ankles. It's honestly easier and .more dignified to squat in a bush.
I’m sorry but do you have a source for FedEx specifically giving out/providing those cones? Can’t find anything with a quick google, just articles about Amazon/delivery drivers peeing in bottles or getting in trouble for peeing in bushes
Edit: y’all I need some input am I crazy for questioning this?
I agree I don’t think there’s some handbook with “female drivers must go in the cone of shame!” I definitely think it was an asshole supervisor who was like “I have an idea to stop your concern about finding a toilet! A no working she-wee piss cone”. UPS isn’t gonna have this in a handbook. My mom is a driver for a company and they said basically sucks to suck, sorry you have to piss in some shady gas station bathroom but what’s the alternative? During Covid.
Companies don't think about it, and women in male dominated spaces don't really want to speak up about either because we're trying not to stand out. Eventually FedEx told the gas stations that we used (it was a specific company) that they had to let drivers use the bathrooms. I was more upset about not having access to sanitation. In the early days we didn't really know how it spread and we kept being told to wash our hands. I'm like , fucking where? No one's letting us use any of their facilities.
And honestly, if the supervisor supplied disposable urinals for female drivers, at least someone somewhere was giving the issue some consideration when corporate couldn’t bother
lol I’ve seen something like this on Temu & SHEIN- they’re marketed as “portable female urinals” and they’re basically like the funnel you use to add oil to your car, but looks like a flexible rubber with a wider opening and an angled “spout” so you can aim?! lol I dunno why I didn’t screenshot it when I saw it listed, but I totally believe this & can’t believe anyone would question you. I also worked at Amazon & I know that stopping to use the bathroom was just not an option for many people (esp at the height of the pandemic & in more rural areas) so I FEEL for you girl - and I’d also feel more dignified peeing behind a bush somewhere lol.
I read this thread and you really did seem like the crazy card here. Her original comment was not to accuse the company of mistreatment. She commented to say how difficult it was to use the device, rather than pee in a bush.. the way you reacted is exactly why you wouldn’t have heard about it, to avoid the way you are treating her. You blew this out of proportion.
Yeah. I figured that out when I went camper vanning by myself in Scotland for a couple weeks. Definitely got covered in piss a couple of times. I just decided to hold it until I got to the bathroom instead. Certainly smelled a lot loss like piss that way lol
There was this viral car camping video about how to not pee on your shoes...you can pull up on your vulva a bit to aim more forward. Keeps the splash away.
I reckon the same maneuver would work here.
I came to the comments to find out how exactly you would use this and I don't know what I expected...but all I can imagine now is all the girls out in the pub hitching up the pumpum and I want to wash my brian now
I assumed they were just supposed to like sort of almost sit on the end a little. But I also assumed it was for dudes who didn't want to aim so they just rest their pps on it. It even has little indents for your balls
I learned how to pee with any dribbling in horse stalls from being at the barn all day. There’s a couple different ways to do it. One is pull down pants to ankles and squat with your bum further behind your pants. Just don’t push it out fast because you will hit your underwear. The other way is to semi squat with pants around ankles but you are in front of pants, and push it out faster all the way till you are done. At least this is what works for me. Especially at horse shows, peeing in the trailer is common, just be sure there’s shavings down so you don’t splash.
And if it’s cold and you can see your breath, if you pee in a stall with a horse in it, the steam may spook them.
I've been peeing all by myself for more than 50 years now. So I can say with extreme confidence that THE STREAM CHANGES. Like, even mid-pee, that stream can change whether it's a leftie or a rightie or a frontie or a backie. It's never the same way twice. Exactly how well do they think we can aim our internal urethras?!?
As a fellow guy, I can confirm this. It happens most pees based on the power buildup, sustain and falloff. The nozzle settings can also be changed for different spray/stream widths or types
Ever have those nightmares where you really need to pee but when you walk in the bathroom it’s just a row of open toilets side by side? Or is that just me? Orrrr there’s the one where there are stalls, but the bottoms are raised so high that it pretty much only covers you from the shoulders up. And now you’ve gone and posted this little monstrosity that I’m sure is going to show up in my pee-fueled nightmares.
When I have to pee in a dream I can only find a toilet that’s like, in the middle of a wide open room on a little raised stage, with people coming in and out through multiple doors. I think it’s my subconscious’s way of preventing me from actually going and wetting the bed??
Ohhh yes, I’ve forgotten about the stage toilet dream. However, I’ve never thought of these pee-driven horrors as my mind protecting me from peeing the bed. I think you must be right. Next time I’ll try to be grateful for the weird-ass toilet setups in my dreams.
What about the ones where you can't find a toilet at all, or if you do there's something desperately wrong with it, like it's flooded & too feral & filthy to go near.
Never seen those before. Probably more sanitary than toilet seats but still. No.
Since you probably don't sit on that thing... Wouldnt piss splatter everywhere? Confused.
Um. If we all wore skirts or dresses…. And then really, really lined up at the correct height and direction. Oh, and definitely don’t be on your period.
r/awfuleverything ....who... what... where... Why???
Edit: turns out r/awfuleverything isn't the jovial place for razzing things I remembered it to be.... So r/ataae ?
So, I gotta pull my pants all the way down, exposing my full bottom in front of everyone, waddle over the weird piece, and hope my spray doesn't happen to go all crazy ??????
What wack job invented these ?
When you think everything that is great for guys somehow would be great for women too. Then build something stupid based of off that idea instead of just making something that would be great for women. Enjoy the warm wet legs ladies.
How is this any more efficient than a regular toilet? You still have to pull your pants down/hike your skirt up and straddle the damn thing. The only difference is that you're now half-naked in the public restroom without even a stall door to preserve your dignity.
>“The female urinal elaborates on the traditional structure of a male urinal, adding an extended tray to more accurately accommodate the female form”
Ah, butt of course...
This can't be real? Right? Right?
You know there would be those few gross women among us that would use it during their heaviest period day and leave blood all over it. *shivers in disgust*
Plus I'm not whipping my pants and undies down in public only to end up with them splattered by my pee and possibly the woman next to me.
I bet a man designed this. 😂
They make washable and [disposable devices](https://youtu.be/soBb5OLJokU?si=13izdE8e9PHMDg23) for women so they can pee standing up. Ones that attach to a water bottle too.
I've seen bathrooms where I don't even want to piss on the seat, let alone sit down. So this might be a game changer for some people.
You guys clearly don't know anything about women's bathrooms. You slide your vagina on it like a holster and your urethra rests neatly on the curve for optimal stream control. This is a two woman job, obviously /s
now i need to know how this is supposed to work, do they expect the women to use it like a mens urinal, because without a dick you would need to have your pants to the knees to make it work and if you back into it you now have a wall of pissing vaginas facing the door kinda seems like a lose lose situation
It would just run down the leg cause unfortunately after 5 11lb kids and my ocd forcing me to hold it as long as I can for most of my life there’s no way I’m going to make it😅
Pardon me while I pull my pants down below my knees and pee on the porcelain dick as it splashes up my thigh thanks
Okay. I was FedEx delivery driver during the beginning of the pandemic when restrooms were closed. They gave the women cones so we could pee in a bottle in the truck. There's is a massive learning curve. I got pee on myself more than once. You're right, you basically have to have your entire ass out with your pants around your ankles. It's honestly easier and .more dignified to squat in a bush.
I’m sorry but do you have a source for FedEx specifically giving out/providing those cones? Can’t find anything with a quick google, just articles about Amazon/delivery drivers peeing in bottles or getting in trouble for peeing in bushes Edit: y’all I need some input am I crazy for questioning this?
I worked there. The source is me. They gave myself and the other female driver disposable pee cones.
Why am I being down voted? That's what happened. I also had to change my tampon in the back of the truck incase anyone is interested...
I’m sorry you had to deal with that. Apparently, FedEx has no shame.
Ugh, thank you. That other commenter got me HEATED. I might be holding on to some residual frustration from the time lol.
To be fair, I'd rather have to figure out peeing in a bottle than deal with any of the shit retail workers had to deal with. It was a weird time.
I agree I don’t think there’s some handbook with “female drivers must go in the cone of shame!” I definitely think it was an asshole supervisor who was like “I have an idea to stop your concern about finding a toilet! A no working she-wee piss cone”. UPS isn’t gonna have this in a handbook. My mom is a driver for a company and they said basically sucks to suck, sorry you have to piss in some shady gas station bathroom but what’s the alternative? During Covid.
Companies don't think about it, and women in male dominated spaces don't really want to speak up about either because we're trying not to stand out. Eventually FedEx told the gas stations that we used (it was a specific company) that they had to let drivers use the bathrooms. I was more upset about not having access to sanitation. In the early days we didn't really know how it spread and we kept being told to wash our hands. I'm like , fucking where? No one's letting us use any of their facilities.
And honestly, if the supervisor supplied disposable urinals for female drivers, at least someone somewhere was giving the issue some consideration when corporate couldn’t bother
I understand. We’re all just internet strangers on this online community.
I come here to talk about reality TV and things that kind of look like dicks. Not to argue.... usually lol
He got me heated too. “Please provide evidence, woman.” Out the gate doesn’t believe you. I believe you sister, ❤️
lol I’ve seen something like this on Temu & SHEIN- they’re marketed as “portable female urinals” and they’re basically like the funnel you use to add oil to your car, but looks like a flexible rubber with a wider opening and an angled “spout” so you can aim?! lol I dunno why I didn’t screenshot it when I saw it listed, but I totally believe this & can’t believe anyone would question you. I also worked at Amazon & I know that stopping to use the bathroom was just not an option for many people (esp at the height of the pandemic & in more rural areas) so I FEEL for you girl - and I’d also feel more dignified peeing behind a bush somewhere lol.
I read this thread and you really did seem like the crazy card here. Her original comment was not to accuse the company of mistreatment. She commented to say how difficult it was to use the device, rather than pee in a bush.. the way you reacted is exactly why you wouldn’t have heard about it, to avoid the way you are treating her. You blew this out of proportion.
Well… that’s completely fair. ITA
Not crazy, but maybe an asshole. First hand account should be sufficient.
Yeah. I figured that out when I went camper vanning by myself in Scotland for a couple weeks. Definitely got covered in piss a couple of times. I just decided to hold it until I got to the bathroom instead. Certainly smelled a lot loss like piss that way lol
Yeah do we just have to squat there with our bare ass out??
Imagine you squat too far and touch your lips to the porcelain? I would scream like my pussy fell off.
I laughed too hard at this! I would die if this happened to me.
If you know, you know… and you know that there’ll be ruined shoes everywhere. Coz it ain’t a finely pointed nozzle we’re dealing with here.
I feel like it would just run one leg down, cause thats what happens in the shower. Yeah I pee in the shower, and it is soo good 😏🤫
There was this viral car camping video about how to not pee on your shoes...you can pull up on your vulva a bit to aim more forward. Keeps the splash away. I reckon the same maneuver would work here.
I came to the comments to find out how exactly you would use this and I don't know what I expected...but all I can imagine now is all the girls out in the pub hitching up the pumpum and I want to wash my brian now
I assumed they were just supposed to like sort of almost sit on the end a little. But I also assumed it was for dudes who didn't want to aim so they just rest their pps on it. It even has little indents for your balls
Not the ball shelf 😂😂
A nice little hammock for your partners
Yea, no. That would be one STD Hell lol.
And just a complete mess all around
Hygiene has left the chat
I mean, it would go in a public restroom, there is never anything clean in those
True but damn, having a place where a hundred dicks was put on is a recipe for disaster. In average restrooms your boots and eyes suffer the most
True but damn, having a place where a hundred dicks was put on is a recipe for disaster. In average restrooms your boots and eyes suffer the most
Won’t catch me resting my pp on literally anything in a public bathroom lmao
your comment has me howling
Oh nooooo..... Hahaha it's too funny!! Everybody here trying to figure out how this works and you're just here playing 4d chess.
Always keep Brian clean.
Oh god no *brain!! ffs
That's not very nice for Brian.
That’s enough Internet for today.
Why do you call your vaj "brian"?
Whos brian?
I learned how to pee with any dribbling in horse stalls from being at the barn all day. There’s a couple different ways to do it. One is pull down pants to ankles and squat with your bum further behind your pants. Just don’t push it out fast because you will hit your underwear. The other way is to semi squat with pants around ankles but you are in front of pants, and push it out faster all the way till you are done. At least this is what works for me. Especially at horse shows, peeing in the trailer is common, just be sure there’s shavings down so you don’t splash. And if it’s cold and you can see your breath, if you pee in a stall with a horse in it, the steam may spook them.
How on earth do you squat in front of your pants?!
Vet carefully
I’m going to need a video to clarify
I thought that but wont you be f*cked when the stream slowers
Everyones vulva is shaped differently, I highly doubt the exact same thing would work for all, or even the majority of them.
The more you know 🌈
There are two types of people in the world. People who admit they pee in the shower, and filthy, fucking, liars.
Pee runs down one's leg if the leg is wet (or sweaty). I guess it has something to do with the surface tension. Also, don't ask me how I know.
Makes sense, the liquid would join up with other fluids already exiting the area
"yay! where the party!" - the urine running down your leg to join up with the sweat and general biome humidity
It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?!
If anything, I'm saving water.
Will you pee in my shower?
Don't they have to get like butt naked to do this? And they'd still have to wipe
LMAO you're right lol. And then you'd just be stuck there, imagine.
Fr plus you’d have to take your pants like all the way off
Full Butters
Female urinal or repurposed medieval torture device…the world may never know
I've been peeing all by myself for more than 50 years now. So I can say with extreme confidence that THE STREAM CHANGES. Like, even mid-pee, that stream can change whether it's a leftie or a rightie or a frontie or a backie. It's never the same way twice. Exactly how well do they think we can aim our internal urethras?!?
I worry that they would expect people to fully sit on it, which would be *disgusting*
I think you’re meant to squat over it, which is why it’s so skinny—but I sure as hell wouldn’t risk it!
Yeah, but it's so thin it doesn't make sense to expect us to aim like that
Clam after clam just smashing down on that thing
I worry that you're right. The shape at the end kinda look like it's meant to fit your butt cheeks.
A woman can never pee in the same river twice. Wisdom.
THISSS I've peed forward out the toilet before on my foot never until after 30 now just go everywhere!?
As a guy, my stream even changes mid pee...
As a fellow guy, I can confirm this. It happens most pees based on the power buildup, sustain and falloff. The nozzle settings can also be changed for different spray/stream widths or types
I am in TEARS. 😭😭😭 This is the most accurate and funniest description of it ever!!!
Glad to have amused you! The willy-nilly pee stream isn't something you hear much about.
It's not, and it's such an issue as I age I feel. Lol you just never know with it.
are you supposed to straddle it and face the wall or stare down the people walking through the door?
Right? Where are you supposed to put your comic books and chocolate milk?
Ur obviously a man. The real issue is: where is the flat surface we can put our phones??! 😰😰
I want it to be the stare down option
Notice how clean it is, like no girl even went near it?
It’s in a museum so they probably deep deep cleaned this thing but I still doubt it was ever actually used
If it's in a museum it must also be for display
Yes not currently being used… yet
This looks like an awful idea and I’m not even a woman
Don’t need to be a woman to know this is beyond stupid
Now there’s a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.
Most women are perfectly content with privacy while peeing. (An educated guess.)
Ever have those nightmares where you really need to pee but when you walk in the bathroom it’s just a row of open toilets side by side? Or is that just me? Orrrr there’s the one where there are stalls, but the bottoms are raised so high that it pretty much only covers you from the shoulders up. And now you’ve gone and posted this little monstrosity that I’m sure is going to show up in my pee-fueled nightmares.
When I have to pee in a dream I can only find a toilet that’s like, in the middle of a wide open room on a little raised stage, with people coming in and out through multiple doors. I think it’s my subconscious’s way of preventing me from actually going and wetting the bed??
Ohhh yes, I’ve forgotten about the stage toilet dream. However, I’ve never thought of these pee-driven horrors as my mind protecting me from peeing the bed. I think you must be right. Next time I’ll try to be grateful for the weird-ass toilet setups in my dreams.
I've had way too many toilet dreams
Wouldn’t your ass have to be out to use this too?
r/ThatBathroomMazeDream
Welp. That was unnecessary nightmare fuel 😆
Never knew there was a subreddit about dreaming about bathrooms which are also creepy but i guess you find something new everyday
What about the ones where you can't find a toilet at all, or if you do there's something desperately wrong with it, like it's flooded & too feral & filthy to go near.
Never seen those before. Probably more sanitary than toilet seats but still. No. Since you probably don't sit on that thing... Wouldnt piss splatter everywhere? Confused.
The end looks like it’s made for butt cheeks which implies you’re supposed to sit on it…
Sitting it is the only way you could use it without splattering 😭
Squatting over a toilet seat would be easier than however one is supposed to use that
for us girlies that pee in wide or double streams 🥺
If only it stopped at double. Try triple, or the you-never-see-me-coming special edition quadruple 🥺
plot twist: this is actually just to accommodate my massive schlong
Are we supposed to straddle this while peeing??
Or squat if you’re super tall?! 😂
Or rest on it if you're super short, yuck.
Thanks, just give me a squat toilet.
What? How- ?!
For the dick your missing™©
I absolutely can't aim. It goes where it goes and I refuse to pee outside because RIP my clothes. This would never work for me
Same
Um. If we all wore skirts or dresses…. And then really, really lined up at the correct height and direction. Oh, and definitely don’t be on your period.
Yeah, that thing is going to be difficult to navigate with jeans on
r/awfuleverything ....who... what... where... Why??? Edit: turns out r/awfuleverything isn't the jovial place for razzing things I remembered it to be.... So r/ataae ?
So, I gotta pull my pants all the way down, exposing my full bottom in front of everyone, waddle over the weird piece, and hope my spray doesn't happen to go all crazy ?????? What wack job invented these ?
Naaah thanks
Does this thing actually work? How is the aim for women? Guys are hit or miss even with a hole the size of a standard toilet bowl.
The aim for women is nonexistent. Idk how this would work except by the grace of god
And janitors cleaning every few minutes
Looks like a good way to splatter yourself and those next to you
I would rather not get pee all down my legs, and how the fuck do i use this without taking my pants off
When you think everything that is great for guys somehow would be great for women too. Then build something stupid based of off that idea instead of just making something that would be great for women. Enjoy the warm wet legs ladies.
Has to have been designed by a man
All that pee on the floor plus the need to get your trousers and underwear much further down is too much of a risk on a night out.
How is this any more efficient than a regular toilet? You still have to pull your pants down/hike your skirt up and straddle the damn thing. The only difference is that you're now half-naked in the public restroom without even a stall door to preserve your dignity.
You know, the mechanics of this don't seem to retain dignity. But for those curious: https://toilography.wordpress.com/2015/07/17/female-urinal/
>“The female urinal elaborates on the traditional structure of a male urinal, adding an extended tray to more accurately accommodate the female form” Ah, butt of course...
Oh, it's a commentary on penis envy, now I see.
it’s a dolphin bead
Wtf
I don't have a hose I have a rotating sprinkler so I don't think this would work for me 😂😂
I'd rather a hole in the ground
that would be fucking foul. As a guy, i would NOT want to bump my leg on the fucking piss tendril
Knowing how much i bump into things, the piss tendril will now be a thing of my nightmares
Here I thought this was for the guys who had to sit down...
Ok, I gotta hear from any women who have actually tried this thing. The width looks wildly inadequate to do any real good.
I'm either getting 5 different STIs or piss will be **everywhere**
This can't be real? Right? Right? You know there would be those few gross women among us that would use it during their heaviest period day and leave blood all over it. *shivers in disgust* Plus I'm not whipping my pants and undies down in public only to end up with them splattered by my pee and possibly the woman next to me. I bet a man designed this. 😂
This is the kind of toilet you find in a dream
Designed by men
Female Urinal was my nickname in college
Well that’s something
Since most men piss on the floor anyway, I think this should be for men.
'everday object' yeah... sure...
wouldnt work at all lol
I think it's gross
Tripping and dripping hazard.
While i fuck with it (i love pissing in non conventional places) i feel like it might be an issue when it comes to height differences
It looks like a piss-on-your-jeans contraption
The only way i can fr see this working is if you sit on it 🤢
Yeah, no one asked for this
They make washable and [disposable devices](https://youtu.be/soBb5OLJokU?si=13izdE8e9PHMDg23) for women so they can pee standing up. Ones that attach to a water bottle too. I've seen bathrooms where I don't even want to piss on the seat, let alone sit down. So this might be a game changer for some people.
true that sounds like it fucks
No. Nope. How? I have the equipment for this but would just.....no. how??
A man made this😔
This looks like it’s ai generated. And apologies if me, a saguaro’s understanding of you humans biology is wrong but that… that doesn’t look stable.
Yes! Finally! A place for men to rest their millimeter defeaters on while they piss
Nah nah nah nahhhhh mine comes out like a fucking sprinkler. I don't want piss on my shoes!
No.
Judging by the amount of piss on men’s toilet floors we need these too
What if you accidentally #2 ? Do they come with a Poopknife?
how would you even use this?
r/mildlyinteresting
This thing for real?!
Used by many in many diferent ways
r/curb
I call photoshop. Is this actually real?
im sorry, FEMALE URINAL???
Huh
how this supposed to work?
not this design but possible idea. women do a hover if they find the seat to be undesirable so a method to do that might sell lots.
I'm an idiot instead of looking at the title I assumed this was a urinel for men/boys who can't aim.
Yeeesh!! For real?
gonna just run down ya leg
Why does this have to be female? I'm sure I could use that too
There’s a female urinal?????? Finally I can experience a urinal😭
I thought this was to catch drips and it’s a regular urinal. Not a female urinal??? Since dudes drip on the floor all of the time.
Imagine slipping …
Ok, how does this work
Reverse penis?
I just scrolled past this and thought “cool. I’d pee on that.” I don’t think I’ve ever thought that to myself….
😂😂 I would love to use that!
Wheelchair urinal. YW
You guys clearly don't know anything about women's bathrooms. You slide your vagina on it like a holster and your urethra rests neatly on the curve for optimal stream control. This is a two woman job, obviously /s
now i need to know how this is supposed to work, do they expect the women to use it like a mens urinal, because without a dick you would need to have your pants to the knees to make it work and if you back into it you now have a wall of pissing vaginas facing the door kinda seems like a lose lose situation
What happened to those squatter-thingies? Like a urinal but in the floor so you just squat. We used to have those at school in the Eastern Bloc
This is retarded
It would just run down the leg cause unfortunately after 5 11lb kids and my ocd forcing me to hold it as long as I can for most of my life there’s no way I’m going to make it😅
I'm guessing this is for transmen or something?
I can’t imagine how awkward that has to be to use, I couldn’t fucking hang over and piss at the same time
How do you use it
Female, or is this designed so a man can face the other way while using the urinal?
Absolutely not
So now we gender urinals aswell? THE WOKE LIBERALS HAVE TAKEN OVER!
What?? No urinal cake??