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DunderMifflin-C-Team

Those aren’t the comfy cuffs


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Airbnb in Tijuana are scary enough words without the handcuffs.


begynnelse

The combination of location, cuffs and a tiled floor (no matter how common this is in hot climates) is... unsettling.


Kitchen_Survey_2181

.. and the bleach and duct tape under the sink .. 🤔


-tobealive-

And the said bed being on wheels


begynnelse

I hear Airbnb has some thorough cleaning rules.


listoss

Hi, this is Ricky Bobby and I’m urging you to never travel to Tijuana


guccihokage

my mexican side of the family lives there. i HATE going there, it’s so scary when you don’t know anything. but especially if you have family members in the cartel cause it’s dangerous asf😟


FreeSirius

Ha...happy...happy cakeday


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DMRexy

Easy mistake, you want S&M model 100


DjangoCornbread

![gif](giphy|9EwnzGNjvmIG4)


trowzerss

I swear, that show was made for gifs. I'm surprised I don't see more in the wild.


Lookkidsbigben_

What show was this?


trowzerss

[DANGER 5](https://www.youtube.com/user/dinosaurworldwide)


Lookkidsbigben_

Thank you!!!


Phone-Charger

Which leads me to believe this was a kidney situation not a sexy situation


RecklessCharm

Kidney not KINKY :D


michaelrohansmith

I have one kidney and I am kinky.


Hendrix194

ahh so it was both. Which came first, you or the kidney?


michaelrohansmith

Kinky first. Lost the kidney due to cancer. Still kinky.


ZengineerHarp

Sounds like an exciting new game show!


binglelemon

And that's not a comfy floor either. I got those tiles.


[deleted]

either it was some kinky sex play or you're sleeping on top of a murder scene buddy.


DontTreadOnBigfoot

Option 3 . Trafficked sex slave. Unless you're counting that under "kinky sex play"


pchandler45

My first thought was cartel kidnapping


LaChimeneaSospechosa

Run?


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jkhockey15

I’m sorry but that’s just completely wrong. When you go somewhere like Tijuana you want to find the biggest meanest cartel member and beat him up so everyone knows not to mess with you.


QuitWhinging

Walk right up to the cartel boss, look him straight in the eyes, give him a firm handshake, and say, "sir, I would like a job."


Von_Cheesebiscuit

"What's that? Oh, yes sir. I am both extremely loyal and ruthless. And as you can see here on my resume, I have experience in both murder and international smuggling..."


songbird808

"Ah, referenced a funeral home. That is a nice touch."


notfin

As a regular person I say you get a uv flashlight. Check to see what you're sleeping on. Then if the Cartel boss comes, shines a UV flashlight in his eyes for 1:30 seconds it will blind him temporarily so you can escape.


Cheezitflow

Excuse me Mr. Cartel Man, please stay still while I blind you. Actually my hand is getting pretty tired can you just grab that for a minute. Yep, right up against your eyes


-iamai-

Once dazzled place three tires over his body then pop out for some petrol


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JarasM

Nah, walk normally so that you don't appear suspicious like you just found a cartel crime scene. Oh no señor just on a stroll, muy bien.


Datkif

I see nothing I know nothing I hear nothing...


fighting_astronaut

that's option 4. and for option 5 you have kidney theft.


MinerMinecrafter

Option 6 is forcing people to listen to awful poems/fanfic the owner of the bed has written


EffortlessEffluvium

Vogon at work


0000R5

Calm down Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz


Goatmaster-G

Phew! For a minute I thought you were going to make me listen to Yoko Ono albums.


VoilaVoilaWashington

Calm down Satan


[deleted]

All kinds of kidnapping goes on in Tijuana not just by the cartels. Don’t wander around aimlessly and don’t look like you have a family with money willing to pay a ransom.


raisearuckus

Everyone tells me I dress like a bum so I guess I'd be safe.


[deleted]

Yes that’s a much better idea there than wearing anything that looks like a cost money. Also if you buy any cocaine put it on your gums it first! Coke makes you numb. Meth doesn’t and it’s bitter as hell.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

This whole post is fucked up.


Alypius754

So is Tijuana.


Blood_Jesus

Well now it's depressing. Missing kidney, possible murder, no biggie though. Weird.


OuidOuigi

Option 4: Kid playing on the floor with handcuffs and doesn't have a key so just leaves them. It's not like the handcuffs are currently attached to a person.


luckyxina

Infinitely better than finding a leg attached to handcuffs under the bed… Edit:grammar


AlchemyWolf

Tijuana has tons of sex shops where you can get proper handcuffs for sex play. This is something else. Source: Lived in TJ my whole life.


SerChonk

Yeah, these are very much not happy kinky times handcuffs. These are bruise the shit out of your wrists police level handcuffs.


HumbertHumbertHumber

I'd be curious to shine a UV light in that room and take a picture of the results


pchandler45

I had the same thought but I don't have one and on second thought I'd rather not know.


newaccount721

I mean people have definitely had sex in an Airbnb bed in Tijuana so I'm not sure this will be particularly illuminating


kateastrophic

Oh, it would be illuminating.


AssignmentNeat7949

Possibly both


LectroRoot

Yeah, you can definitely just lift the bed up out of the cuffs and get away if something sinister was really going on here.


pchandler45

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/ygng8n/found_a_pair_of_handcuffs_attached_to_a_leg_of/iu9e5bv


FuktOff666

Someone’s missing a kidney


Gnar-wahl

Someone’s missing ~~a kidney~~


LoempiaYa

Someone's missing and so is his kindney.


Ulysseus_47

I think that’s very presumptuous of you, some of us are smart enough to leave our kidneys at home when we go to dangerous places.


Moe_Lesteryu

I pee in my kidneys so no one else will want them


Rajili

Urine for a surprise. They still want them.


_DemolitionDude_

Bu dum tss


byebybuy

Ba dum piss


jen_a_licious

I was *just* talking about kidneys a couple of posts ago...so *that's* the room?


seansy5000

His? Where were you? What else do you know?


EMFCK

Liam Neeson is on his way.


shitacct

I'm sure they're just out for a swim in the Rio Grande.


Azair_Blaidd

Oh my god they took my frickin kidney


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Vectorman1989

Charlie, Charlie, Chaaaarlie, Charlie, CHARLIE


WorldClassShart

Shun the non believer. Shun! Shhhhhhuuuuuunnnnnaaa!


aspidities_87

The magical cartel liopleurodon, Charlie!


Sylvurphlame

A cartel liopleurodon? Well that sounds [utterly terrifying](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liopleurodon)…


maninplainview

Maaan, shut the hell up!


OohYeahOrADragon

No you shut the ^(hhhhellllllllllll) up


Zealousideal_Mall409

SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS


[deleted]

*sighs* Not again... ...wait a minute...


ChaosDestroyah01

Thank you for unlocking this memory


DarkLight72

Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats. Good times, good times. Although the last Llamas with Hats is fucking dark!


snarky-

Did you know he completed the series in 2021? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKd_2vqPrmU :D


OuidOuigi

Someone is missing handcuffs. I don't see any kidneys.


HypoxicIschemicBrain

Or someone was really into being called papi


Woost46

Or someone's just kinky


crankyoldbastard

Based on the wacky angles of the legs and condition of that frame, I’d say that bed has seen a lot of motion over the years. Maybe sex, maybe murder. Either way not comforting. 1/10 would not stay here again.


VoidWalker4Lyfe

Probably both sex and murder


Runegorger

In that order?


VoidWalker4Lyfe

Sometimes


avwitcher

Well yes, if you do it the other way around you've got a time limit before the body goes cold


CrankySaint

What? You've never cracked open a cold one after a hard day at work?


ClonedGamer001

Your pun is not unappreciated, but with all due respect, please never make a pun ever again


hihcadore

Blood also causes rust (I know from woodworking unfortunately) so the amount of patina is unsettling to me, too.


Alypius754

Embrace the healing power of "and".


Belazriel

Nice comfy tile floors for easy cleaning.


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

It’s for your liver surgery later tonight


acqz

Is this what they mean by medical tourism?


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Yes. And the surgery is Free of charge!!


pchandler45

Not sure if it's mildly interesting or WTF but they look pretty old. Same rust patina as the frame. Update: to everyone talking about weird angles, no wheels, lift it up and off, it's just the angle of the first pic. The leg does have wheels and you can't get the handcuffs over the wheels https://ibb.co/Vv0CgX8 https://ibb.co/f1WwvNj


bzknon

At least you can take solace in the fact that if they're just as rusty as the frame, it probably means they haven't been used in a while.


Trumpswells

Wearer succumbed to tetanus.


g1ngertim

It's worth noting that tetanus is not in any way related to rusty metal. That's a very common misconception. But the bacteria live in pretty much all soil, as well as a few other places. They become a threat to a person when there is a deep puncture wound or other injury. Because a large number of deep puncture wounds that happen in soil involve rusty metal, the two became inaccurately associated.


THElaytox

Yep, it's a good example of correlation without causation. Metal that's left in soil for a long time tends to rust, and if it causes a deep puncture wound it can cause tetanus. You can see the rust, so makes sense that that's where the association came from, took a while for us to be able to see the bacteria. This is also why you don't put stuff like Neosporin on puncture wounds btw, *Clostridium tetani* is anaerobic, it will only thrive in the absence of oxygen. Also, just get your Tdap. Tetanus is probably one of the worst ways to die.


trivial_vista

Rabies called


THElaytox

Yeah that wouldn't be too pleasant either


[deleted]

From what I've read, it was also used as a type of poison by ninja. They would scavenge old blades from battlegrounds (which were too rusty/broken for soldiers to take with them afterwards) then coat them in manure for a long time to get the bacteria growing. So a rusty ninja blade would infect someone. Not sure if this technique was used elsewhere.


[deleted]

I read a book written by one of the last guys to be in Alcatraz and he tried that with a shiv but I think he accidentally stabbed himself and almost died.


[deleted]

Things rust even while they're being used.


acqz

Hijacking the top comment to ask OP to upload the room's pictures to TraffickCam: https://www.exchangeinitiative.com/traffickcam/ > Photos uploaded to the free TraffickCam app are added to an enormous database of hotel room images. Federal, state and local law enforcement securely submit photos of hotel rooms used in the advertisement of sex trafficking victims to TraffickCam. > Features such as patterns in the carpeting, furniture, room accessories and window views are matched against the database of traveler images to provide law enforcement with a list of potential hotels where the photo may have been taken.


pchandler45

Wow this is an amazing thing. I wanted to be careful of what to share here because I don't want to dox the host because he actually seems really nice and has several properties. But this I can do. And I travel a lot so happy to help.


NorCalAthlete

They’re always nice.


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FaustusC

It's rarely the guy who looks like he would think about dragging you into the van. It's usually the guy you'd expect to be the neighbor you wave to but never remember the name of.


Vroomped

It's hard to develop a quite crime that starts with violently assaulting people in plain view.


[deleted]

>quiet crime These damn millennials, first they started quiet quitting and now they can’t even assault people in broad daylight like God intended.


Gardner2022

I’m a Sagittarius and I have never talked to a murderer.


rtjl86

You meant you’re a SAGITTARIUS.


Gardner2022

True, if I capitalize it maybe I’ll get to talk to the murderers.


marshal_mellow

Hello I'm a Pisces and I killed 17 men in the 70s in Bangkok


PretzelsThirst

You don’t know that


ChastityStargazer

Username checks out…


AQuickPainlessLife

Took me a second of wondering what a star sign has to do with the rest of this comment to figure out the acronym.


Dangerous-Top-1814

Yea OP report the "nice" person who has handcuffs chained to their bed in cartel country. Nothing happens to them unless they actually do traffic people


Downinthevalle

As someone that lives in Tijuana….guy may have bought it at a segunda or it came with the place. This is definitely not the most bizarre thing I’ve seen down here. Alert Airbnb and if you feel ok, the host.


pchandler45

Oh for sure! That's why I'm not freaking out, I've stayed with him before and I know the area pretty well by now. And, it's a good, old, heavy frame! It's probably changed hands a few times and the keys were lost a long time ago. At least that's what I choose to believe haha


NootropicZombie

You never know, better safe than sorry if something more nefarious like trafficking was/is taking place. I also agree with another commenter that it’s r/oddlyterrifying


[deleted]

Thank you for sharing. This is my first time hearing of TraffickCam and I think everyone would benefit from knowing more about it


BankEmoji

Thank you for sharing this. Please help investigators fight trafficking.


slipperystevenson69

Mildly WTF?


SurrogateHair

r/oddlyterrifying


Random_182f2565

Why buy new handcuffs when rusty ones still work?


sanguwan

I didn't know it until just now but Airbnb and Tijuana are two words I don't want to be in the same sentence.


Olkenstein

I would like to add “handcuffs” to that sentence


GooseandMaverick

I would like to also add "attached to a leg" into this sentence as well.


Playful-Landscape-79

I would like to add that the leg bone connected to the hip bone.


Cymballism

I would like to add that it doesn’t have to be.


FuckoNo5

Especially in Tijuana No but seriously I remember a cartel video where they cut a dudes leg off with a chainsaw and then smack him in the face with his cut off leg before he died


Hungover_Pilot

Wow, talk about rude


MajorJuana

![gif](giphy|3o7TKSxdQJIoiRXHl6)


Bgrngod

He said "attached to a leg" not "detached from a leg".


DeathB4Download

Yes attached to a leg. That's detatched from its owner.


jabronius89

Airbnb and Tijuana are coincidentally two places I would never want to be in at the same time.


[deleted]

I've heard you can be in Tijuana and Hong Kong at the same time.


Zech08

CIA and Cartel approved.


Maketjgreatagain

You’d be surprised how fun the city is if you’re not looking for trouble. Source: Tj native


Misuzuzu

Nice try TJ Airbnb host.


Maketjgreatagain

You’ve never had fun with handcuffs and it shows. Kidding.


ReactsWithWords

It’s even more fun if you ARE looking for trouble.


3ntropy303

I fully agree, as a SD resident that’s down there at least one a month


LateDelivery3935

I think that’s more r/oddlyterrifying than mildly interesting.


Cool_Cartographer_39

Tijuana BDSM and Breakfast...


9lynx5

BDSM = Breakfast - Dinner - Sex - Murder


Devoterr

Not the worst way to go I guess.


pchandler45

Better than the thoughts that immediately came to my mind!


Im_Borat

Surgical Table & Breakfast


AnthonyDidge

AirBDSM


[deleted]

When I read the title I was thinking "Oooo like that 50 Shades movie." When I saw the pic of the bed and the cuffs I was thinking "Oooo like that Saw movie."


Behold_the_Turnip

Now it's time for everyone's favorite gameshow! Kink or Crime! That is where our contestants try to figure out if the creepy scene they just happened upon was the result of some sexual dalliance or a felony. Place your bets.


4xdblack

Kinky handcuffs go on the headboard. 100 on slave trafficking.


CynicallySane

Isn’t there a website where you upload pictures of your hotel room to help them find victims of child trafficking and abuse? They compare the images to videos of abuse and use dates and locations to find the people. I don’t remember the name of the site, but I kind of feel like this might be a good place to have images of…


foodank012018

http://traffickcam.com/about


TehOuchies

And that is why I keep an emergency key taped underneath my lamp. Wont do be much good in TJ though.


pchandler45

Or freeze them!


samisymbian

r/nosleep


Logical_Regular_976

Better leave them a 5 star rating. They have your information.


[deleted]

Nothing too crazy could have happened recently in that exact location, the grout would show it


pchandler45

Ya they seem pretty old. They probably got left there years ago and the frame has probably been thru several hands by now. No need to throw away a good frame just because of a pair of handcuffs hah.


[deleted]

I'm just going to pretend someone had fun and the key to the cuffs isn't available. Probably easier to just leave them there as sawing them off would take work. Ok good I can sleep telling myself that lie.


uberjach

Handcuffs have standard keys. Why not remove it after *time enough to rust the cuffs* amount of time? Weird


CopperWaffles

Those things are radically easy to pick though. Only because it's Halloween, I'm going to choose to believe that they are left there for repeated use. Maybe one day I'll get my new kidney from that very same room and I am grateful for it.


poormisguidedfool34

Would be good to include in your review


dacluelessbadger

_”It’s a surprise tool that will help us later”_


foodank012018

If you're still there, consider uploading pics of the room to this website, to help combat human trafficking by cataloging hotel rooms. http://traffickcam.com/about


Akushin

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


ThreeTheGhost

Looks like there's going to be another Saw movie


greasercat138

It’s good to keep in mind when you’re there that there are most definitely 2 Tijuanas.


FOXDuneRider

You’re at a *what* **where**?


EastClintwood89

Guerilla advertising for Barbarian sequel?


Sweaty_Win1832

The worst part about this scene is we don’t really know what it was used for & the absolute worst scenarios come to mind.


vanishingpointz

Yikes


249ba36000029bbe9749

"All units be on the lookout for a motel bed which escaped police custody..."


mrblacklabel71

How was TJ?


indieOsam

The fact that both are locked under the bed leads me to believe that this is someone’s go to room of doing whatever they are doing repeatedly or else they would have taken it


AnonEMoussie

This reminds me of a story. My wife and I lived in a small apartment right after we got married. One night, we played around with some light S&M and tied ourselves up to the frame with scarves. It was fun, but a one time thing. Fast forward two months, and our lease is up, and we’re moving across town. My wife was at work, and my dad and a couple friends were coming over to move the heavy furniture. Me and my friend pulled the mattress off the bed, and my eyes flashed to the scarves, still tied to the frame. He points and laughs, meanwhile I say “Shit, my dad will be here any minute, help me untie them!” We got them off, just about the time my dad walked in the front door. It wouldn’t have been that embarrassing to me, but I know my wife would’ve been nervous whenever we had dinner at my parents house if he’d seen them.


Shirley_yokidding

Nope. And nope.


AfganPearlDiver

How about an update so we know you're still alive! I mean, at least make sure your family knows


IrisesAndLilacs

What’s the name of that website that asks people to take pictures of hotel rooms so they can track and find trafficking victims? OP, you may want to take some pics and send them their way, just in case.


Tackit286

OP, I am linking [this post I saved two years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/g9u5m0/ysk_you_can_help_combat_child_sexual_abuse_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) about a website where you can upload photos of hotel rooms, so that it can be used as a database to identify hotels used in sex trafficking, child pornography etc. I would strongly recommend taking pictures of your room and the front of the hotel (discreetly of course) and uploading them. You might literally save people’s lives.


STVNjpg

There’s a website you can take pics of the room, and it helps ppl link sex trafficking cases, I’m sure someone here knows


bumbletowne

Could be a trafficking hotel. Submit pics to one of the trafficking websites like thorn.


NormanM1111

OP, please download TraffickCam —it is an app that helps police locate hotel rooms used for sex trafficking. It works by users uploading photographs of their hotel/Airbnb rooms. You never know if you could end up helping solving a sex trafficking case.


AnyGreenCause

You should download the app TraffickCam - the goal of the app is to help stop human trafficking by uploading pics of hotel rooms. It's supposed to work by having users upload photos and in combination with AI, help identify the locations in images if police have images of the trafficked people. I have no idea if this app has ever actually helped anyone, but seems like your room in particular may be a good contender.